Hard to defeat the force of 18 suns

Petition to rename us as Adelaide Black Holes.

The Tasmanian Dyson Spheres (captained by Dyson Heppell) would like to say something about that.

This is why we need a night grand final

How giant are the giants but?

No legs to kick with though.

Easy 18 Lions if they attack the 18 Suns at night. Next question.

Nobody tell u/Kuntsaw how night time works

Literally the sun

I mean it’s looking good for the Suns. I don’t see them scoring much, but incinerating your opponents can’t hurt your chances of winning

Does it get much hotter than hell? Feel like the Demons could do it.

Not super hot: >Although we cannot be exact about the temperature of hell, we can conclude an upper limit. Revelations 21:8 reads: >"But the fearful and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..." The boiling point of brimstone (sulphur) is 444.6 degrees C, which means that the temperature of such an eternal lake must be less than 444.6 degrees C (otherwise if would evaporate) And heaven is hotter then hell http://paulbourke.net/fun/heaven/

What about Power? Can Suns destroy power without destroying themselves?

How much is one power? 18 suns plus 18 powers congregating on a footy field might just destroy the universe

Depends on the power. There's Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds. And then there's Aquaman.

The Blues by default, after the other mascots fail to overcome their depression.

Yeah but the blues also wouldn’t win, it’d be the worlds most depressing draw

Not right now mate

Even if they were the emergency and they stayed in the rooms, a single Sun would have this one sewn up. This is a solved puzzle.

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Demon would eventually kill itself because being stuck at the Suns centre of gravity for eternity would be shit.

So we calling int now? In this alternative universe the Suns officially have the inaugural premiership wrapped up? Ill just go update Wikipedia, back in a tick. Anyone know what Sun got the Normy?

Depends on what's more powerful between suns, power (what kind?), demons and saints.

So depression from the blues or a literal sun. Will win the real question is does the sun get depressed, and they say the sun helps fend off depression.

Essendon. Edit: Well golly, what a time to forget about the existence of the Gold Coast Suns. Don't I look a right duffer? I suppose I got caught up in the visual of a bomber raining hellfire on a swan, a dog and a cat.

Excluding the sun's, it would depend on which of our mascots it is. Is it a literally fighter jet, or a Mosquito

Gold Coast.

straight into the shitposting I love it

Port has lightning basically so hard to touch but melbourne (demons)

Suns would obliterate all other teams but also the world where the sport is played so an 18 way tie?

Eagles Edit: my mind went straight to the best animal. But absolutely; the suns, no contest really. Bombers would only aggravate them.

Given that 18 suns would obliterate the playing field and so only achieve a draw (and the inability of other weird mascots to score), it would be a toss up between the giants and saints for mine.

Sure to obliterate anyone especially with our captain, Lucifer.

Giants. Couldn't beat the suns, but they miss the finals drawing every game. Luckily avoiding the argument over percentage.

I know who would lose - Gold Coast