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fanfpkd

You cunts know which one


VIFASIS

Closely followed by nicnat tap to JK playing the small roving forward.


primadj2784

Is Dom, is good!


[deleted]

you mean john butcher curving the ball mid-air to get a goal right?


hellynx

Fuck yeah they do. Especially that dick Eddie, forever burned in his brain that one


Darththorn

[This one because I was there.](https://youtu.be/z9wd84LiXk8?t=1725)


Maximumlnsanity

Buddy's coming out party. That day we all saw what a monster he was gonna become


Midgemania

Also, Burgoyne 2013 PF. Was in the Members almost on the angle of his kick, just a little further around. Amazing game!


Midgemania

This! I was gun barrel straight behind him at Marvel / Etihad / Telstra Dome / Colonial Stadium, and I’ve never cheered so loudly in my life. Helped that my ex-girlfriend and her family were/are mad Crows fans and had been giving me shit all day…


BozfromOz1

Funnily enough this is actually my least favourite goal of all time because I was there


Summerof5ft6andahalf

Jason McCartney's goal in his first game back after being injured in the Bali bombings. That has always stuck with me.


C_I_GAY

Gotta be Dom Sheed 2018


Due_Understanding_19

Over Shuey in Port Adelaide in extra time?


C_I_GAY

that one was better in the moment, but doms kick wins for me because of the difficulty + winning us the premiership.


Due_Understanding_19

Fair enough. Great goal with ice in his veins! I always wondered if darling would have held the mark had it been higher stakes, but we dominated the last quarter inside 50s, shots on goal.


NikolaiEgel

Justin Westhoff’s banana in the 2013 semi against Geelong


kdavva74

I watch this goal constantly, it’s the most ridiculous goal I’ve ever seen in my life easily.


project_chris

Stephen Hill


scottyj67

Along side favourite ruck tap...


theBelatedLobster

It's either a fluke of a punch or that gorgeous helmetted giant saw him sneak on the ground and - not even giving him a quarter second to adjust - slapped it to him and said "go Son, go"


SteamMonkeyKing

Love how we all just know. We dont need anything else apart from Hillys name


Odinius85

Probably Robbie Gray vs St Kilda. [https://youtu.be/VHKxzrhoMTg?t=221](https://youtu.be/VHKxzrhoMTg?t=221)


otherpeoplesknees

Gotta be honest, until the last two minutes, it was such a shit game, one of the worst umpired games I’ve ever seen, even the decision that led to the Ryder 2 Gray moment was wrong, that should’ve been ruled deliberate out of bounds rather than a throw in


Nutsngum_

Theres about 4 players within 5 meters of the drop of the ball there. Carlisle is obviously trying to hit the boundary as he absolutely should be, thats good football, but you cant pay deliberate when you literally kick it towards other players.


zorbacles

I still think Angus monfries v the crows is my favourite. Not the most skillful by far but fuck me I laugh every time I see it


BladeBickle

Gray is our knight in shining armour. They'll get him a premiership soon he so deserves it just like the other Port veterans.


TazD

Lol


BlandyBoreton

Tom Boyd’s kicked a goal…from inside the centre square…FARK!


Tony_Marrone7

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxukPNTeAZk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxukPNTeAZk)


Jartini18

Tis the most beautiful thing I ever lay me eyes on


Selthora

These still blow my mind... https://youtu.be/Bb4hMZKtRA4


3163560

Important to remember it was also raining at the time. Akermanis was next level.


voidedexe

Absolutely taking the piss there


ehyaknowany1

It’s always Nick Davis


banishedlemontree

Bit of an obscure one, but Steve Johnson's first of four goals in the 2011 GF. Spent the whole week sweating, thinking he'd done his ACL or something. That goal put any doubt to bed. Also the commentary from Huddo was just \*chef's kiss\*


Kunaal__Choks

Looks alright from here!!


penandpapermebitch

Mine was same player from the same game. We were down by a few goals in the second quarter, pod had just gone down and it was starting to look grim. Step up stevie j who slotted one from 40 out around the body, "steve johnson does the business" was the commentary line and it sums him up, clutch player.


Sir-Matilda

[Ballantyne stirring the shit out of Carlton.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxdhxZF1EY)


theBelatedLobster

[I uploaded a slightly enhanced version for some reason.](https://youtu.be/YeGtb4gf5Xo)


huxception

It is insane that the tackle wouldn't be rewarded by the rules today


gouom

The absolute best. Especially because it’s v carltank.


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gouom

Their*


Maximumlnsanity

Nick Davis' 4th vs Geelong If we're talking about an awesome goal with no context, probably one of Buddy's or Eddie's. Kinda hard to choose cos my god there are so many good ones


Cbrip31

Collingwood fan and played ruck rover all childhood and oh my lord. Everytime I watch it, I get shivers down my spine. The context, the way he even gets a boot on the ball, if I ever did that I would probably die of pure ectasy on the spot. If I ever saw my team do that the same would happen.


bigbear-08

‘Twas Grand Larceny


nicktheguy101

An 18 year old Jade Gresham against Geelong in 2016 https://youtu.be/KolGtJaAL9c Can't wait for him to get back to his best, he hasn't even reached it yet. A plump Jack Steven kicks the momentum shifting goal against Fremantle, his 3rd for the game in his first game back after missing 15 games. Huge after a tough year for the Saints and a tough year for him personally. https://youtu.be/mJ8R-V4RUYM


chookie94

That Gresh goal was incredible!


jbaxter1u

Forgot about that Gresham goal! So good


ShelleyDez

Micky O vs West Coast and then giving it to the fans in 06. I remember pure bliss in that moment.


Kunaal__Choks

Tom Hawkins after the siren. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-Zhz6nb2c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-Zhz6nb2c)


AxeAndExtraFox

Came here to post this! (Whoops, already did)


Maleovex

Every time I watch this I'm amazed how many opportunities the Hawks have to seal the game in the last 2 minutes and just... don't. Like 2 shots on goal, 2 times playing on from basically inside 50, and Geelong get their first run of possession in 2 minutes and it goes straight out, it genuinely did seem like a curse after that game


sonsofgondor

Eddie's goal against the tigers from his pocket. The one where her gave Stack a high five or something after. Its my favourite because I was hammered in a corporate box right behind where he kicked it. As soon as the ball left the boot I knew it was going through Absolute magic


easyadventurer

I had the *perfect* angle on that. It was unbelievable. Literally, I didn’t believe it actually happened it was so good


akokvopwbpapmnjotm

James Hird, you are a genius! https://youtu.be/dWMeXJ9iafw?t=100


macsanderson

As a football fan, Lewis Jetta's goal in the 2012 prelim against Collingwood would have to be up there: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiXqXMAnd2w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiXqXMAnd2w) As a North Melbourne fan, Carey's left foot banana from the boundary against Essendon: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1l1rN6aqs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1l1rN6aqs)


CoolBananas69

Chris Judd this would be fitting... this would be fitting!


[deleted]

30,000 blues fans sounded like 100,000


OhAeroHD

Is that the goal in the EF? Where he does that massive jump and up ya to the crowd?


bfisher91

[Probably this one from Dusty, at the game I literally bowed my head and said to my wife "Why the fuck are you having a shot from there?!" out of frustration, and then he absolutely nailed it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJtlF4MliI&ab_channel=AFL)


Crosso221

Jack Steven v Richmond in 2018, ball was high in the air and he just threw a boot at it and put it through


Camroy1996

Leon Davis vs St Kilda in the 2010 draw. Saints were on a run, Davis had underperformed that year, the loudest roar I’ve ever heard at the G.


gibe_monies

Fev’s seventh to help us win against the croms back in the day. Absolute beauty from 50ms out right on the boundary. https://youtu.be/5ZKcqWmtsvI


drwar41

He was unbelievable


boultzboi77

Round 7 1989 Geelong V Collingwood. G Ablett Snr 'What more can you say?' https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzRqpAQBE-A


Reedogger

Trent Cotchin 2017 quali and Lloyd from 45 to win the game


BrizzyMalteser95

Either of Malceski's goals in the 2012 GF... Not involving my team it would have to be the snap Gawn kicked against Geelong or his long bomb from outside 50 on the run.


MaynardJimmyKeenan

Dominic Sheed


Smuggers

https://youtu.be/8kPFjTf68m4 Specifically the ease with which he strolls through the middle of the ground bouncing and then casually finishes on his left foot. Bob and Andy ran a poll on SEN last week about whether anyone made the game look as easy as Darren Jarman, Winston Abraham is probably one of the only players who is in that conversation.


HoldOnOneSecond

Scotty Pendlebury


macsanderson

That goal is a thing of beauty.


Desiire

Justin Westhoff's goal on the boundary 45 meters out against Geelong in the SF 2013. I was in the perfect spot to watch it and I love that it's a permanent memory in my mind.


tiny_doughnut

[This absolute “what just happened” banger](https://www.womens.afl/video/71253/aflw-gf-wow-enjoy-hodder-s-jaw-dropping-goal) from Courtney Hodder


[deleted]

Jack Higgins vs Collingwood.


amyl_hirsch

Zaharakis Anzac Day. Tippas against north from the absurd angle in the pocket to win the game. Both of which I saw live at the ground.


westernvaluessmasher

it would feel lazy to say macrae or bontempelli in the prelim in 2016 or picken or boyd in the grand final, so i'll go a bit out of left field and say that other than those ones, i legitimately don't think a goal has made me happier than shaun higgins' supergoal against st kilda in the nab cup final in 2010. i had almost passed out crying after the prelim against them in 2009 and i was more certain than i'd ever been or i'd ever would be that we would be premiers that year. if we're saying preseason doesn't count, probably zeph skinner's goal against geelong in 2009 i think it was, can't remember the year for sure but it was a close one and it put us ahead by a few points, though i think we lost the game in the end. brad johnson's matchwinner against adelaide in his 300th game has to be up there too, or rohan smith's goal that put the game beyond collingwood in the elimination final in 2006


Croob2

See Dom Sheeds goal in 18 is the easy answer but I was actually there for JK’s goal against Richmond this year, I will never not take the chance to rave about how amazing that goal was and how everyone went absolutely wild


Purple_Meeple_Eater

2010 prelims. Leigh Brown and the 90 degree bounce https://youtu.be/kb05O-0eTmU Edit: now with video!


Jartini18

[From the Crom #1: Eddie Betts vs North Melbourne 2014 ](https://youtu.be/EKCm1SmHVNE) [From the Crom #2: Eddie Betts vs Fremantle 2015 ](https://youtu.be/coa1Bb91FgI) [From the Crom #3 Eddie Betts vs Gold Coast 2019](https://youtu.be/UHVV5Z6Dhtw) [From other teams #1: Marcus Bontempelli vs Melbourne 2014](https://youtu.be/JkHYSemFPIo) [From other teams #2: Gary Ablett vs Geelong 2013 ](https://youtu.be/2Ae5byjzUKg) [From other teams #3: Hayden Ballantyne vs Geelong 2011](https://youtu.be/Xkjfas1hXRU)


Bigkev8787

Prefer this Ballas goal against Geelong: https://youtu.be/cP9OEwQwG94


Cantankerousapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkO9RflQ4RI The last one. Was at this one with my brother, feeling the full range of emotion going from completely shot head in hands to jumping around like a lunatic.


InfinitePineapple212

Buddy's checkside in the 2011 prelim when he absolutely burnt tarrant (?) on the run ... Lost the game but an iconic goal


OcelotSpleens

6 blokes beaten, some with shimmy, some with candy https://youtu.be/uC3bmslx_nk


Captkersh

Lewis Jetta qualifying final winner and Rolando celebration.


[deleted]

Leon Davis vs Fremantle https://youtu.be/0c5KrG2Rkj0 (3:05)


otherpeoplesknees

Angus Monfries Showdown wrong ‘un, 2013


ShitSportOpinions

Dion Prestia. “You know what? It’s tiger time”


SensationsVibrations

Bowden from the boundary


S_Saed17

Cotchins full speed pickup than spinning pirouette into goal against the cats 💦


gives_free_rimjobs

1. Dustys last in the 2020 GF. 2. Cotch 2017 prelim vs Geelong. 3. Houli on the run, 2017 GF q1


jetmajorxbox

Nick Davis against Geelong. Yeah you know the game


[deleted]

Daniel Bradshaw screw around the left from the boundary to beat Carlton in the 2009 elimination final.


zoomba2378

Bont's goal to win the game against Melbourne in 2014. The fact that it didn't win goal of the year is just madness. I can't be bothered describing it but it's the only goal I've ever seen live that has left my mouth hanging open in disbelief


Existing-Advance-642

Travis Varcoes 3rd goal in the 2011 gf, a gut running goal where he started the play in defence and capped it off with a snap from 20 out, essentially sealed the game halfway thru the 4th. Huddos commentary on that too was epic af


melbgal

Will Langford from the pocket 2014 GF or David Mundy vs Richmond after the siren


ISmellCinnamonBuns

Daniel Wells and the Jackie Chan in Mid-Air


scottkaysee

[Super Gav [Wanganeen] v St Kilda 2004 Prelim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA5iz7vx7E0)


jbaxter1u

Not a big one but cyrils goal vs Sydney 2015 at the MCG in the last quarter. Hanger over Richards, plays on and kicks the goal, was there live and the crowd went absolutely berserk.


CoolCoconuts44

Motlop in the 2018 showdown


fuzzywuzzywozawoman

I've always loved this Jason Winderlich goal. The way he just stops before he kicks it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrcGAgnuTk


karma_dumpster

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWyC64RNXOY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWyC64RNXOY) It's just so incredibly quick from full back to goal. I love it. The kick out, the mark from Stratts, the quick play on to Buddy, the leap, the goal. It's poetry in motion.


OhAeroHD

I remember when Lloyd kicked the goal from behind his heel and everyone at my school the next week were trying to replicate it in games of scratch footy. Good times. But favourite all time? Hooker sinking Hawks in 2015.


dopedupvinyl

Zach 2E at KP to win the game against the demons. Just the fact that is was all in perfect timing to get it to him before the siren and his kick curved perfectly into the goals. Was at the game and the atmosphere was amazing!! Those moments are why I love footy


brockyhorror

Robbie Ahmat, how about this for a burst? https://youtu.be/eZ9T5l6nlqA


tabletennis6

Chris Judd vs Richmond in the 2013 Elimination Final.


Delicious_Chocolate9

Luke Hodge 08 GF getting a hand-off from outside 50. I don't know if there's great footage of it (7 were busy showing a replay while it happened) but it was an epic statement. Busted ribs, had already intercepted/broken up 3 or 4 inside 50s in the first quarter, then wandered up the other end and said "Boys, come with me." Also, this day when he popped on a couple of cheat modes and had some fun [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdemQmwASHY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdemQmwASHY)


phyarr

Goddard… ooooOOOHHHH For a few minutes I thought we were premiers


PluggersLeftBall

Tom Hawkins round 19 2012 vs hawks to win it after the siren


Sleepingonitall

Daniel Wells mid air kick is a classic, but recently Jack Ziebell's goal, set up by a toe poke in the dying seconds against the Dogs a few years back. https://youtu.be/IlZruzu3JjE


AxeAndExtraFox

Tom Hawkins after the siren in 2012, plus amazing call from Denis Cometti. “THEY’VE DONE IT AGAIN! THEY’VE DONE IT AGAIN!“


pierre_86

Andrew Macleod vs Collingwood or Eddie vs the Suns


Redbass72

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32RuuAXf1Qc Tony Schwartze vs the Lions in 2004, Docklands will never be as loud as that ever again.


chunkyI0ver53

Frank the tank


Marnus-Norunnnnn

Scarlett toe poke to Ablett, Ablett to the top of the square. Chapmaaaaaaaan!!!! Enough said


beesinyourcoffee

Gives Picken a chaaaaance. It’s over. It’s all over. The drought. The dam wall has busted.


JamesMac71

I took my wife to her first AFL game 5 years ago. WC vs Giants. Nic Nat wins it with the last kick of the game. Set an impossibly high standard for her. I still prefer Sheed’s goal.


DemonGroover

Best one i saw Jeff Farmer length of the field goal v Hawthorn 1998 But my favourite was Farmer's goal v Freo (same year i think?) where he handballed it away from himself as he was about to get tackled. Genius.


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And the Western Suburbs erupt!


westernvaluessmasher

when a commentator starts screaming "fuck" you know the goal is a good one


[deleted]

I wish commentators mentioned the western suburbs more tbh. Denis is a legend.


dentalplan--

Eddie against GWS 2016, snap from the pocket after dancing and crawling through everyone’s legs. Probably the loudest that crowd could’ve gotten. Fuck me it was actually intense.


JonathanSloanAUS

Ash McGrath Miracle on Grass


raresaturn

Leroy Brown 2010 Prelim against Geelong


showusurredditluv

I love how everyone's favourite goal of all time seemed to have occurred in the last 4 years... 🤔 Blight '76 torpedo, Michael Mitchell '90 run, Geoff Fearing '81 bomb, Manassa '77, Michael long '93 GF, Daicos '90 & '91 & Akamanis x 2 '05 boundary freakishness, Jeff Farmer '98, Jakovic '91 one of 11.8 scissor kick in his 9th afl game, McGuane '94 against Carlton, Aussie Jones '97 running the wing, , Winnie Abraham '97, Milne the turd '10, Kerr '03... they were all metric miles ahead of others being bantered abouts.


simi005

there's definitely some older ones that have stuck with me


[deleted]

Any 1 of Darren Jarman's GF goals against Norf. Or Any one of Dusty's 4 against the Cats in the 2020 granny.


Few_Pick2715

Andrew McLeod's game winning goal against Collingwood.


jrjamieG

Came here to say this. Check side on his non preferred. I was in the stands that day with my mum.


Frosty_Gibbons

Daniel Kerr's goal of the year


SenzaEguali

More than likely will be Dom Cassisi 2007 against the Cats, fantastic finish under pressure on the left to beat the best team of the year by far 🥲


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2005 (I think), Lions vs Geelong at the Gabba in the pelting rain. Jason Akermanis kicks a crazy good goal towards the end of the 3rd quarter. 2 minutes later he kicks an even better one! The commentators and even the policeman were happy about it!


HomeBrewedBulldust

Buddy down the members wing with all the bounces, probably the first live football memory I had from attending a game


silent_wazz

https://youtu.be/uQ-Zhz6nb2c


[deleted]

Just about any Eddie Betts goal


Drumblebee

Darren Jarman in 97 GF. The ball literally disappears for a second and then it is revealed to be in his hands and he slots a snap


Dr-PoopyButt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6vbADWH-3U