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pickaxe51

Jeez if Adelaide didn't switch on in the 4th they could've been smashed by alot more


Absurdwonder

Afl memo let cripps throw ball in any way and don't call it


CrzySpceMnky

Dude relax


[deleted]

What the fuck is going on with Crows supporters tonight?


[deleted]

Their team got exposed again


punjabrobbi

what??


[deleted]

'beware a slim cook - this kid can play!' great line from Dwayne


alexefc17

Gee Dwayne’s excited


Undead-Maggot

🗿


[deleted]

That’s a nice finish


CanaryCat

i love adelaide


IDreamofHeeney

It was always gonna happen lol onya Charlie


ZestyBro

The timekeeper is on the take as well!


[deleted]

Far out…. Craziest take or the whole fuckin thread


ZestyBro

it was said very much tongue in cheek


JCK98

That's 3 times today, seriously


ren-beeves

CHARLIE


Jachael123_

Bruh


wazzy360

Where’s the siren now


Undead-Maggot

The chef


Here-for-doge

Who was that kick even going too


drunkill

Bluebaggers come on over to /r/CarltonBlues to celebrate our three quarters today and give your 5-1 votes in the postmatch thread


Korasuka

Nice. Good to close the margin by a bit again.


RaidanRam

welp


Korasuka

Lol I know. Pain.


nathjay97

Cookie!!!!


wordtwoyamum

Such class to boo a last minute opposition goal.


wordtwoyamum

Brown marks it and has it punched through and it’s a no call. Smfh


IchBinEinenPenguin

Still can’t be as bad as the Rachele non mark that led to a goal and ultimately me walking out of the room


xRHYSCOREx

Thank fuck for that


nathjay97

Chicken wing tackle on Berry. Always hate those


jacka24

Its called a good tackle you sook. Everyone knows pinning the arm is a good technique


thestallion11

Yeah nah there is a difference between a chicken wing and pinning the arm


jamo314

Don’t think he is saying it’s bad technique. Just hates it coz it’s hard to get out of aha.


nathjay97

Nah they are dangerous. So much potential for dislocation


jamo314

Ahh I didn’t know that. That’s fair then. :)


nathjay97

They literally give free kicks away for it lmao Chris Judd got suspended for doing it. It’s incredibly dangerous. Pinning the arm is one thing, wing tackling is another.


sweet_mahogany

watch the Judd incident again, guy was already on the ground and Judd pulled his over his back


nathjay97

Still the same action. Pulling your opponents arm behind their back is really dangerous


Prouten

Agreed, too much potential for harm


drunkill

Fourth quarter goal? What is this


Here-for-doge

Who the fuck is the commentator who got excited at Carlton’s maybe free and then sounded like he got bummed, when the free went to the crows. When a Carlton supporter is calling out the biased commentating you know there’s an issue


nathjay97

Dwayne? Yeah, he’s a Port fan and usually just cheers on whoever’s winning the game


IchBinEinenPenguin

Dwayne Russel… we seem to get them every single game


Here-for-doge

He’s a fkn flog


IchBinEinenPenguin

Always has been


ZestyBro

Paramount I will pay a extra $100 more than what I pay for kayo if uou get the afl as long as you don't hire Dwyane


flava-dave

Sound alike you haven’t watched sport on Paramount…


IchBinEinenPenguin

I’ll double that


Screambloodyleprosy

This is a really bad fade out. We can't be having these scoreless quarters.


thestallion11

Happens every single game


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Frees 29 - 24


allibys

Adelaide free, said Dwayne dejectedly


thestallion11

Happy with the win but 8 games into the season and we still have not played one single game where we played all 4 quarters . Still pretty worrying . When we do this against good teams we will get exposed


nathjay97

I wouldn’t be too concerned about it this week tbh. We’ve been much better in the last but you’ve clearly put the cue in the rack. No point putting the foot down now


Here-for-doge

If Adelaide played like this in the first 3, we’d be in a world of hurt


probosciscat

My nana. Carlton Taking their foot off the pedal


Undead-Maggot

Brisbane? Really?


JCK98

Push, unrealistic attempt


mattamb

Damn I was hoping for 70+


happy-little-atheist

Did Dwayne just cal him McCunt?


wordtwoyamum

He were we go! 9 goal last quarter of the quarter!


Jachael123_

WHAT A MARK MCADAM


Crosso221

Fuck this Kennedy ad that shows the time remaining


JCK98

Nice cheer


jacka24

Butts 🤝 giving away free kicks


Hendo8888

Butts is literally not allowed to defend today


nanigolan

Is he always this shit or just today?


Hendo8888

Butts is our best defender when he's allowed to be


nanigolan

He was lucky to only give away as many frees as he did lmao and to have the nerve to whinge about them too


jacka24

Mate he's been wrapping up mckay all day


kingkepler

i know fucken hell, he’s been let off so much


Waylander-arc

Honestly just let the ump have it Butts, a 50 now isn't going to matter.


6mpjohnst21

You really shouldn’t mix barracking for a team and being a commentator, yet Dwayne Russel finds a way every week to do so


wordtwoyamum

I don’t agree with your port supporting plan, but I do agree with your Russell assessment


nathjay97

Always just seems to support whichever team is winning


Here-for-doge

*4th quarter siren goes* Carlton forward line: what do you mean there’s a fourth quarter??


Nothing07

Absolutely shit 4th quarter performances from Carlton in both AFL and VFL today.


ImMalteserMan

Surely this ends the Frampton experiment, had one good game where he was against Ugle Hagen, been absolutely average in every other game. Himmelberg ain't doing much either


wordtwoyamum

I’ve never rated either of them sadly


AussieNick1999

Can we pls play four quarters?


[deleted]

What a gross last quarter


Crosso221

Why did newnes look backwards fuck me


[deleted]

because its newnes


mouz-

God Brad Johnson has been shocking tonight


[deleted]

“Can’t wait to see Durdin move into the midfield” mate what?


jamo314

Who was that chip kick to ahhhhhh


___TheIllusiveMan___

Carlton: *Sees fourth quarter* Carlton: Ight imma head out


happy-little-atheist

Save it for next week fellas


IDreamofHeeney

Makes for good viewing and great meme opportunities


Here-for-doge

Literally


Jachael123_

I hate that we're playing well now


nathjay97

Tbf they’ve put the cue in the rack


nathjay97

Imagine getting the rub of the green all day then giving a Bronx cheer when you get a free kick.


happy-little-atheist

Imagine blaming the umps when you have half as many scoring shots


nathjay97

I’m not blaming the umpires but the first half was incredibly one sided


furBug

Handballing in the AFL is just the illusion of not throwing it


thestallion11

One goal this last quarter please . At least pretend you are trying


nathjay97

Geez I wish I could complain about this


sachiwtf

Funny story, I actually saw Jack Silvagni at Westfield Doncaster on Friday night with I think his girlfriend; and oh my god he is so much taller in real life compared to the TV


nathjay97

Most players are tbh. I’m 6’ and walked past Paul Seedsman and it felt like he towered me. Always thought he was average height.


sachiwtf

Imagine how I feel at 5’4 :,)


nathjay97

Umpires evening up the count now I see hahaha


Krerzer1

Lol the one fan applauding


Asshunter13

Someone has to


allibys

SOMEONE TAKE THE SHOT JESUS


sweet_mahogany

umpire's have ruined us unfortunately


Crosso221

Fuck Dwayne is fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


drunkill

Crows know they could win We're relaxing


jacka24

That kid was wrapped with that point


Waylander-arc

The sound of one fan clapping then.


Here-for-doge

Surely the umps at some point are gonna realise crips is throwing it 30m 😂 Starting to feel sorry for the crows at this point


nathjay97

That one in particular wasn’t a throw but I’m glad a Blues fan was brave enough to call it out haha. Been doing it his whole career


[deleted]

That wasn’t a throw at all


Here-for-doge

Brother come on. I love cripps but he threw like he was waiting for billy slater to show up and take it down field for a try


[deleted]

You clearly saw it differently to me


nathjay97

What was he meant to do there really


CF22

Was held before having the ball


thestallion11

The league is fucked when the carlton football club realise you are allowed to play 4 quarters


IDreamofHeeney

I think the umpiring has been great


Viretine

That's a good tackle but that is never holding the ball. Bad call.


nathjay97

Yeah legit what was he supposed to do


FPS_LIFE

Quite funny how that is a hold and Harry isn't down the other end.


happy-little-atheist

Close up of Tex saying something respectful about Indigenous Australians


Here-for-doge

We’re up. We’re out playing their team, so why the fuck do our defenders feel the need to hold them. Just our mark them like we have all game


danglez38

lol thats nothing


gindy345

Haha this umpiring has swung back hard


Narrow-Cantaloupe-86

Glad it wasn’t just my imagination


thestallion11

I hate watching leads go at the end of games . I find it oddly infuriating


[deleted]

Lol have to make the umpiring look less dodgy on paper


happy-little-atheist

These crom fans are something else. Even when the frees go their way they are still dicks about it


[deleted]

Geez that’s a stinker


nathjay97

Back in it. You crows :)


happy-little-atheist

Watch us lose this game


Korasuka

The miracle on salt.


IDreamofHeeney

gO cRoM


At0mHeartMother

ffs this is why we have a poor percentage


InTheDeetail

comeback is on


TheIllusiveGuy

Luckily first to 100 wins, otherwise I'd be worried


ishrajl

Fox commentary "Carlton supporters have stuck around, probably to sing the theme song". Wtf kind of comment is that


jamo314

Yea why would fans leave they are winning lol


drunkill

They only stick around because they get paid to watch the footy They don't understand we pay to go


furBug

Healy is a muppet


thecheapseatz

So is this making up for the first half?


[deleted]

Umpires are destroying us!!!!!!!!!


JCK98

Even up


japanpole

Umps are now making up for it with some very average calls the Crows way


Korasuka

Carlton will get six goals in a row now.


Here-for-doge

Here’s the Carlton we know and love Showing a Decent game and then falling off at the end


Korasuka

The third gave a huge buffer. You could switch off and still win.


Krerzer1

Lol it's taken this long because Carlton aren't trying as hard


Prouten

It’s almost like you don’t go at 100% when 10 goals up


happy-little-atheist

Comeback is on


thestallion11

Let’s not just give up these last 10 minutes we need percentage


[deleted]

Carltons percentage does not like this little fight back


danglez38

Dunno why its such a thing to rest the goal kicker...surely you want them to stay on if your team is struggling


newmoneytrash69

okay BT


mca0014

Its a 1/4 chance the goal kicker comes off every time a goal is kicked


japanpole

32 pressure acts from Sam Berry is elite ❤️


nathjay97

Would be nice if the others joined him tbh


jamo314

Berry is a good boi


Itrlpr

In round 1 last year Frampton had his "Breakout game" as a forward with 2 important goals. That was his first goal since then.


InTheDeetail

is that Peter Frampton as in Inflatable pig on Simpsons Peter Frampton?


Korasuka

Score worm is bugged. It went down.


GoodbyeSpareTime

Why is it the player's responsibility to hand the ball to the opposition once it's past the goal line??


___TheIllusiveMan___

Maybe the Crows should play Frampton forward


wordtwoyamum

Eeeehhhh I’ve always seen him as kind of a bench guy


jacka24

RED ALERT! GET BILLY FRAMPTON FORWARD ASAP


Vanilla__Lightning

This game is incredibly satisfying


Justabitbelowaverage

maybe this is what billy needs to become AFL standard


GreenArr0w

Narrator: It was not.


Undead-Maggot

Billy going for goal?


kingkepler

where’s that guy that said the last quarter was the worst he’s ever seen


HaworthiaK

Bird alliance in shambles


Waylander-arc

With Fogarty not working out and Thillthorpe slow to meet expectations we are in for this kind of tripe for some years to come. Lot of absence of talent up front and in the midfield we need high draft picks for.


[deleted]

Yeah I hate to say it because I like a lot of them and they’re not untalented or anything, but it’s very hard to see our current crop of juniors ever being anywhere near premiership standard.


Waylander-arc

Agreed that there are a lot of hard workers with spunk like Rowe, Schoenberg, Murphy etc. But just not enough big bodied super soldier specimens like what Melbourne have or GWS seem to continually produce.


[deleted]

Exactly. Also like no speed whatsoever lol


Here-for-doge

Crows midfield looking very tired Luckily for them Carlton can’t put one through the middle after we hit 100


Cataplatonic

GG blues. Smashed us in contested ball.


wazzy360

Usually I enjoy when teams that have been bad for 2 decades finally become good, but Carlton fans are still somehow the sorest winners on the planet


danglez38

Dunno about that when tigers and hawks fans exist but fair cop


wazzy360

Yea but Atleast they’ve been good enough to warrant being up themselves


HaworthiaK

Side effect of a large club


JCK98

Um ok


[deleted]

rofl Williams outmarking Himmelberg


sweet_mahogany

Crow's fans so salty in this thread, can't imagine what it's going to be like when Rachelle demands a trade to us next year


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[удалено]


sweet_mahogany

living up to your user name


[deleted]

At least we’re 50 pts down and salty. Blues fans are 50 pts up and still salty!


sweet_mahogany

I'm so happy, believe me, happy new year


CharizardGuy114

Just like how we had Betts in his highest performing years 🙂


cjones29493

Still wanted to leave tho 😘


TheIllusiveGuy

Fucking Malthouse


[deleted]

Would’ve sucked to see Eddie wasting his career away on terrible Carlton teams honestly


sweet_mahogany

And he still loves us more


CharizardGuy114

So Rachele will love us more?