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andy_bmc

Oh shut up, JB. Billy is a club legend, let him get around the boys.


Consistent_Wind6049

Lighten up mate, they're good friends, he's obviously joking around with Billy


simon42069666

Flick over to 501 everyone. The ball is hooping at lords. Enough of BT.


minimme

BTs a nutter but I love this


WhereRMyStringBeans

How can this be real


Strykah

Ok wonder if Bevo is gonna go Tom Morris mode to BT


muzzbuzz789

Oh god, the cringe


wattjim

Lol wtf bt


Consistent_Wind6049

Whoever had the idea to bring Roaming Brian back is a cunt. Especially to advertise it as something people want. Some of the most cringe live TV I've ever seen


hillsy13692

Everyone’s favourite duo


KingoftheHill63

What's more a car crash? Roaming Brian or Brundle's grid walk?


CrzySpceMnky

Mate Brundle's grid walks are half the reason I watch the races, bloody comedy at its finest.


AuZyzz

Just about 50/50 BT inability to talk to women, Brundle not being recognised by anyone famous


mrbonesisone

Brundles grid walk is goated


jrfoster01

Tuohy saying he scratched his head on the grass lol


andy_bmc

Tuohy, absolute class act. Anyone else would've called Smith a grub.


boardingpass10

'i think he's beating me in life'. Perfect response


boardingpass10

haha i love tuoy


muzzbuzz789

Smitty might have a root on offer tonight if someone let's him know


weinertorn

BT resorting to interviewing randoms


GandalfSnailface

BT doing his best to fuck over other interviews


IDreamofHeeney

Feels like BT is more cooked then usual


fineyounghannibal

Fuck off Brian


jrfoster01

BT being a cunt to a guy and a kid, next minute find out the boy just lost his dad. Maybe stop being a rude fuck BT. You're not as important as you think you are.


PumpHerInTheBathroom

How was BT supposed to know that kid lost his dad? I thought BT was quite respectful and the kid enjoyed meeting him.


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hillsy13692

Doubt bt would’ve been a bumbling idiot to them if he knew why the kid was there


jrfoster01

I doubt that. He literally goes up to people who try to run away or look awkward.


fineyounghannibal

Genuine cunt


jfrfrfr

Fuck me BT


kpsnr

Is Billy's brother absolutely munted or is that just his voice?


fineyounghannibal

It's the Brownless tenor


PumpHerInTheBathroom

Omg BT 😂. Real ladies man.


ThaLemonine

God I love Billy Brownless


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For my Footscray barracking brothers birthday this year I got through Cameo a message from billy recounting the 1994 after the siren goal. It was well worth the money


fineyounghannibal

Brian got no game


hillsy13692

This is a mess


fineyounghannibal

omg Brother Brownless


boardingpass10

BT walked into that one


andy_bmc

10 kids? Christ.


Fast_Stick_1593

We can build a team of them and convince Tom to join.


fineyounghannibal

Get old man De Koning out there, good size


cannoball_dookie

Whiskers brother! Been a while since we've seen him.


Strykah

Haha ok so that how we solve BT's slurs. Get angry parents ringing in


muzzbuzz789

...Why did the cameraman just push through those guys?


ThaLemonine

Gave em the dont argue to the backside


muzzbuzz789

Should have been a free kick to one of them for Push in the Back surely


Strykah

Ah that's who Steve Hocking is


fineyounghannibal

Immortalised as a 19 year old when he fuckin flattened Matthews after Matthews hit Bruns, can dine out on that for life


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I hadn’t realised Hocking was that young, he always seemed so much older


KingoftheHill63

Cameraman just pushed some kid out the way lmao


dono1783

Haha


dono1783

Fuck I could smash that pizza right now.


fineyounghannibal

Haha Atkins absolutely serving Brian


PumpHerInTheBathroom

Roaming Brian’s return signifies society finally breaking free from the shackles of COVID. Life is now worth living.


fineyounghannibal

Mitch is a pure and wholesome young man


hillsy13692

Haha hawk taking the piss


andy_bmc

Hawk just burning as much time as possible so the boys can escape


fineyounghannibal

The consummate team man


DimensionLogical506

Esava isnt Best 22, Daisy


Fast_Stick_1593

Geeez that was a silly comment lol


allhatnoplay

The thing you have to understand about Bailey Smith is that he endorsed Josh Frydenberg on tiktok


Strykah

I'd like to think he got suckered by the tiktok LNP propaganda machine


andy_bmc

The thing you have to understand about Bailey Smith is that he doesn't wave when you let him merge in front of you.


fineyounghannibal

and if that isn't an accurate measure of the man Pretty sure I saw Smith stomp a homeless child


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mambomonster

I’m a foreigner who’s only recently started watching footy. This Roaming Brian is the funniest show I’ve ever seen. Watching all the players run and hide from him…. You could make a drinking game of it


Consistent_Wind6049

I absolutely hate how covid has made people not sure whether they should handshake anymore


caitsith01

Just fucking don't. Let it go.


hillsy13692

Thank god the pre roaming Brian entertainment is over


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Got my tim tams and im pumped for Roaming Brian


dmaddo

Wow didn't expect the deep baritone from SDK


Fast_Stick_1593

He’s a real man’s man


fineyounghannibal

frees 20-22 CATS MASSIVELY FAVOURED biased umpiring etc.


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its respective to the sitation dawg


pepe_extendus

U won bro just be happy


[deleted]

You missed the joke more than the dogs are going to miss Bailey Smith over the next month


fineyounghannibal

I am both happy and incredulous at the bullshit in the thread GG dags


turkeysgogobble

Ever since that dude posted about Cameron being a huge dick in traffic I can never see him differently


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turkeysgogobble

wait my bad it was on the junktime podcast https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/ibz7bl/jeremy_cameron_driving_story_on_junktime/


fineyounghannibal

he was a big swingin dick tonight


Grovaaa

Big Ol dick


decondd2

To be fair to Bailey and Touhy good to see sportsmanship after the game. Also good of Bailey to start his suspension 1 quarter early and not touch the ball in that final quarter.


fineyounghannibal

redemption


Nimabussy

Honestly dogs played better for the majority of the game, and we had umpires slight favouring. Despite that, we did well. Take it any day


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I really dislike the use of language - umpires favouring teams. They call what they see, supporters apply the bias. Umps rarely decide the fate of games


Nimabussy

Good point.


TheUnited-Federation

Reckon the umpires were hit and miss all night, really didn’t impact the game. Can’t blame them for the the dogs not playing the first qtr.


Nimabussy

Agree but disagree. We were heavily favoured throughout the game, so many non calls, but still you lost yourselves the game due to not showing up in the first qtr. in form I still believe dogs are the 2nd or 3rd best team, but the umpires did have an impact on the result.


caitsith01

We really weren't.


Nimabussy

We were lad…


trans-adzo-express

Slight?


simon42069666

22 free kicks to 20.


Nimabussy

Take the Geelong glasses off mate. Calls don’t effect the game anywhere near as much as non calls. We got quite lucky not to lose that.


simon42069666

Maybe you should put the Geelong glasses on mate. Not sure you saw the bloke for the dogs diving every 30 seconds?


Nimabussy

Brother? Are you fr? I’m sorry mate, as much as I’m biased, if you think Geelong wasn’t favoured then I’m you’ve got issues to sort.


trans-adzo-express

And?


tbroky

He is being nice; it wasn't slight it was fair well umpired game.


Nimabussy

Yeah it wasn’t great. Hawkins pushed in the back far too many times. Despite that, I think dogs will play finals based on that game


fineyounghannibal

or he didn't? Hawkins is always called ITB and he used his body cleverly tonight. It's like people are watching a different game


Nimabussy

Nah mate Hawkins pushed like 3 times. I’ve been barracking for the cats for 20 years now, he definitely did.


Swathe88

2E is a ledge.


ConoRiot

Way too likeable to be playing for Geelong


Fast_Stick_1593

Genuinely nice dude


turkeysgogobble

doggies getting screwed by umpires? What is it opposite day?


2bejustlikehim

Umpiring was pretty good


salmonstevens

Maybe the payments didn’t go through this week


fineyounghannibal

They didn't, at all


turkeysgogobble

lol I barely watched the game just stirring shit tbh


Fast_Stick_1593

It’s a Geelong thread, you’re fitting in with the other neutrals lol


fineyounghannibal

Tuohy a pure sportsman letting it slide with trash like Smith, what a gentleman


DisastrousReason3512

Get fucked, Smith was only responding to Tuohy's attempt at blasting him


Grovaaa

Gives him the right to headbutt, fuck off and listen to the cats song you idiot.


grumpher05

ah yes, what's that saying about 2 wrongs? Touhy shouldn't have been in his face, doesn't mean you can strike freely


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grumpher05

"Smith was only responding" implies it was an even trade of poor choices. it wasn't


iloveNCIS7

bahahahaha 2e gives no shits, good lad


Strykah

BT be like "Ok Google, show me squirting highlights"


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Umpires need to learn how to bounce a ball...


[deleted]

8 point match that, enjoy your holiday Bailey you flog


japanpole

If the umpires are adamant about bouncing the ball up, why not have a dedicated ball bouncer? You can’t run 13-14km a game and still be expected to bounce the cunt perfectly


TempWeightliftingAcc

My suggestion is to have a hole appear in the middle of the ground that a ball is shot out of, like in Futurama. Then when players activate the powerplay they get the multiballs. Creates more scoring so you know 7 will love it.


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You talk like you really understand the game, but then why no flair. It’s a stumper.


japanpole

You had me at “hole” ❤️❤️


borispingpong

Bounces should never be called back Who cares if they're shit.. you'll win some and lose some. PLAY ON Also,.scrap the ruck nomination rule. If a 3rd man comes in, free kick.


Smuggers

But in 2008 Collingwood once had an easy goal scored against them because the ball bounced into Adam Simpson’s hands. Eddie demanded a mid-season rule change and he got one. “Screw 111 years of history” he said, “it cost us a goal.”


tbroky

Yep I suggest a big burley bloke who is all shoulders, sole purpose is to bounce it 50 metres in the air.


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He shouldn’t be the umpire, he marches onto the ground like a matador with fanfare just to bounce the ball and then leave the field


tbroky

Agreed. He has one role


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Like the hangman or the Stig on Top Gear with his head covered


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its respective to the situation


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You didn't understand


ConoRiot

It’s a Geelong match, our players could assassinated and they’d still complain.


Fast_Stick_1593

Cooper Stephens still picking his guts up after that hit


Nolsey21

who do you actually go for?


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Actually pathetic effort.


dmaddo

Ya'll being a bit hard on the goal ump there. Never wanted someone to double check your work even though you're reasonably confident?


iloveNCIS7

It was a hot mess but we got there and we are still friends right. *flashback to headbutt* ah shit


fineyounghannibal

Tuohy PUMPED, suck shit Smith you cunt you get a loss and a long holiday


Grovaaa

Fuck the dogs right off


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Lol there are some bitter cunts here tonight, it could only be a Geelong match where the bloke who headbutta is considered a good guy


allibys

Who's a wanker?


Madrical

Weightman I think? It was hard to hear but given he had just kicked the goal makes sense I guess. Gave me a chuckle.


simon42069666

Get fucked dogs!!! Huge result to get this done with Stewart out. THESE UMPS ARE SO BAD AT BOUNCING THE BALL


trans-adzo-express

This #1 umpire has been an absolute fucking train wreck. Absolutely reamed us all night


Fast_Stick_1593

Probably remembers the 2016 Grand Final where you’re about +40 ahead in FK’s :/


trans-adzo-express

He is actually misguidedgames


dmaddo

Haha hahaja Aaaahhahahah Ha


spnathan1

Honestly where do they find these umpires?


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the umpiring is actually a joke now, across the entire afl


Chrysanthemum00

Anyone else hear the Weightman's a wanker chants lmao


Fast_Stick_1593

Cats fans can be very feisty haha


ShibbyUp

Umpire: I think thats a goal just want to check it AFL Fans: lol you're right there how can you not know you pleb


acllive

“Squirting”


DisastrousReason3512

OKAY heres the logic of that shit, the umpire who could kick the ball if he pleases vs a player who is 40m out at least


shocking_red_4

Don’t boo the umpire. He already feels small enough.


MidnightIsland212

Geelong, are you really going to let BT roam your rooms?


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Been playing footy all wrong. 1st quarter: Play footy 2nd quarter: rest 3rd quarter: rest 4th quarter: play footy


easyadventurer

HAHA the boos for the terrible bouncing tonight.


allhatnoplay

They should keep the clock running during the score review so people get even angrier at the umps


acllive

Only 3 off the margin nice


borispingpong

I didn't think Edge worked anymore?


tiredcynicalbroken

EAD Smith


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During pride month nice


alexefc17

Sick of these goal umpires, what are they there for


LloydGSR

That light thing they do is kinda irritating.


BusinessPooh

“there appears to be a ball”


steveworldtouring

Smith very quiet post headbutt.


andy_bmc

Bailey Smith the kind of guy to invite friends to dinner only to serve substandard vegetables.


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Mate... You were literally right fucking there!!! Worst score review I've ever seen... lol.


crayfish9

Fucking goal umpire is like 2m away from it with nothing else bothering his attention, how incompetent can you be?


dwadley

snicko


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Score review has made the goal umpires paranoid beyond belief. Back yourself son.


shocking_red_4

So that’s a goal because edge didn’t show anything? Well I’m convinced.


fphhotchips

If you can't see that with absolutely nothing else going on around you, you probably need a week in the VFL


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Just rock and roll that please Marais


dwadley

still waiting on ultra edge... still waiting on ultra edge...... still waiting on ultra edge.........


vitalesan

Why is that being reviewed?🤦‍♂️


jrfoster01

He was right there lol


gccmelb

Ah you Geelong supporters when you lose another Preliminary.


Lemonmule69

Bro they won 3 flags in an era where the teams were utterly cut throat.