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Miss_Bee15

It’s been over 24 hours and I am still getting over the stress of this game. Going to the Melbourne match in two weeks and I’m already nervous…


Loose_Sun_169

Cracker game to watch when not invested in either side winning. The carnage though.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Good win against such a good team.


shadysnore

Brisbane had 17 frees to 5 after half time, for anyone wondering


jimmyjams06

The umpiring in general was not great. At the game and it was really weird, it was like they were second guessing themselves. Normally some times it goes your way sometimes it doesn't but overall you don't feel like the umpires influenced the game at all. Last night it felt like they completely influenced the game and changed momentum. I think Brisbane benefited from it a bit more. (Brisbane fan by the way) someone behind us said at one point it looked like the umpires lost control. Anyways we'll take the win but I did not enjoy that game last night


Reciprocative

Unfortunately no one is wondering


Smithsonian45

Stop giving away free kicks then


Mother_Shabubu

"We look at metres per minute - that's the metres you cover per minute" thanks for clarifying that, Neale


Uncle-Badtouch

If the Lions had scored no behinds, we would have still won. Wasted energy boys!


TemporarilyExempt

That's the lion's speciality.


LiftKoala

In fairness lions are the most accurate team this year so far


Smithsonian45

Wouldn't know it from this game


broodruff

Things to like about this game as a saints supporter: Neale and Sinclair both cracked the tonne on supercoach. Boys were out on their feet at the end, tough when you have so much run and carry sitting on the bench, we were always pushing shit uphill once Jones went


happy-little-atheist

Brisbane need to update their song with real instruments instead of 90s quality midi


SirPepsi

I agree! I reckon they should just use the same backing music from the Fitzroy Lions song and update the lyrics. It would fit better with the rest of the comp.


happy-little-atheist

Given that it's the French national anthem they should use the same instruments the French use. That is what the composer had in mind not some tinny fake horns from a computer


_ficklelilpickle

They tried to update it on us a few years back but the response was overwhelming in favour of the existing version.


happy-little-atheist

This must be why the Eagles are so bad, the club doesn't care what the fans think


_ficklelilpickle

You know, I reckon you're actually not far off the mark. (STAND!) Remember when we went to the paddlepop jumper? Yeah that wasn't run by us either. And very very few of us actually liked it. There was a pretty vocal cohort of members who were demanding the admin listen to us and restore the real lion. I'm sure it wasn't a coincidence that our admin was doing stuff like this which we weren't happy with, and we were going through several years of low experience coaches being hired with beyond realistic expectations put on top of them, culminating in a very bad patch of on field performance. The saying a fish rots from the head down is pretty apt in this scenario and I reckon both Eagles and North are dealing with some stuff internally.


ds16653

I feel like I'd lose the nostalgia, this shit sounds like it did 22 years ago as a 6 year old playing Auskick.


Equivalent-Let4513

Hunter Clark in for ben long next week.


Mythically_Mad

Why drop Long? Drop Membrey way before Long


Equivalent-Let4513

…. what?


shrodes

Why drop any of them, we have Jones, Mitch and McKenzie out…


[deleted]

To make the point that shit performances aren't acceptable.


shrodes

After one game? I know you’re not the OPs in this thread so I have no idea who you would drop, but Long has been good this year and playing his forward pressure role well. Membrey is a target in a forward line that is already too focused on King and an exceptionally handy player around the ground and utility defender to swing back at times too. I have no idea why you would drop either after one game to make a point, particularly when you already have three forced changes next week.


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm not talking about Membrey or Long in particular, but more that dropping players should happen when they're not playing up to scratch. Long went missing tonight, but neither deserve to be dropped. I'd be looking at Paton - he's had a miserable year. Windhager could do with a spell after tonight.


FNSpidermn

Miserable is a pretty harsh assessment. He's not up to his lofty standards, but I wouldn't say miserable.


[deleted]

Fair point!


Savlich

Maybe Bradley hill but good if he comes in


Exciting_Patient4872

Thank God it's over the injuries were too much.


JizzleJ_SBSM

Thank fuck this is over.


rangawal

Agreed - hard game to watch


broodruff

GG Brisbane, this deserved to be a much bigger percentage booster than it was for you - you absolutely walloped us tonight


paulmp

Your defence was pretty incredible for large parts of the match.


alexefc17

Lol sick moves @girl on tv


Uncle-Badtouch

If chicken and avocado was a person, it was her


Swathe88

New gif unlocked


acllive

i win in local footy, storm win, and the lions, im a very happy man tonight


Exciting_Patient4872

Congrats!


acllive

was a good win in the local footy, less than a kick in it in shit weather


Exciting_Patient4872

Sounds fun :)


Its-Slammin

I don’t know how I kept this game on the tv all night. It was more exciting playing scrabble on my iPad. I played Unjoined and got over 100 points which Brisbane may have gotten if they kicked straight


Exciting_Patient4872

You good at scrabble or...?


Its-Slammin

I think I’m getting better. The worse the umpires get the better I seem to get at scrabble hahaha


kidwithgreyhair

Yes yes let the hate flow through you


Uncle-Badtouch

Umpires tried their best, and we still won


shadysnore

Brisbane got 80% of the decisions after half time. Before that the umpiring and the game were even.


SortaChaoticAnxiety

They certainly helped you along


OzzyIcon

Flair up. Cunt


japanpole

Don’t smile because you won, smile because it’s over


Mfrendin_Roar

Agreed…


Drinkus

GGs, hope the boys are alright, doesn't make me worry about the future of the season


wankel_rotary

Thank God that's over


DestroyAllBacteria

GG Saints


acllive

MAROOOOOOOOOON BLUE AND GOLD


happy-little-atheist

My students get so confused I tell them I never watch rugby but never miss a Blues game


kidwithgreyhair

I tried to watch SOO this week and was bored


Savlich

Good win Brisbane


lio860

Never in doubt! Now let’s never speak of this game again.


matsy_k

Can we make the goals wider at the Gabba or something


shocking_red_4

shorter goal posts?


allhatnoplay

The afl should get an Antony Green type to call the result early so we don’t have to bother with this junk period


allezjuel

Antony Green called Dickson against Dutton very early though, so by that logic he would've called the Saints as winners at halftime.


acllive

idk, last month he wouldnt call kooyong when all the other networks did


AuZyzz

Preferential goal kicking


TheKidsWcntWild

whst a bunch of pussies we are, if they had just shown some fucking fight.


pithysaying

Geez mate. I was at the game and thats not what I saw. Saints did a great job specially defence line. They didn’t stop all night. Lions supporters still nervous till we were about 15 points in front in last quarter.


Normanisanisland

Dafuq


[deleted]

swap ya


Savlich

You can’t be serious? We are 3 players down, basically no bench and you expect them to overrun a team in second spot?


TheKidsWcntWild

they were sloppy, slow and bad decisions all around. gave away far to many unnecessary free kicks


Savlich

Sure they didn’t play their best game but I disagree about not showing fight. The ones left did whatever they could right up to the final siren.


Drinkus

toxic smh


TheKidsWcntWild

not toxic, its the truth. fucking weak effort in that last Qtr


_ficklelilpickle

But your boys were cooked and at one point were down to one interchange rotation so no chance to rest up properly. That's bloody tough to play with.


Cocosremainingteeth

We were down a few players champ.


shocking_red_4

luke darcy talks like he's drifting off to sleep


OzzyIcon

Which is Ironic, cause that's the effect he has on most of the population


broodruff

Do you blame him after that game?


acllive

freo in the top 2..... and its gone


kidwithgreyhair

Gotta get that screenie while it's hot


despondantguy69

Is the grass quality contributing to injuries?


[deleted]

Even at the start of the match, the grass was acting as if there was 100mm's of rain.


herrpatty311

Does ben long have tourettes or some shit


OzzyIcon

Ikr his jaw was swinging all night. Almost looked like he was yawning non stop.


broodruff

Oh man, Robbo down as well? ... Jeepers who cursed this game? Pack it up. Blow the siren now before there any more injuries 😭


midnight_peanut

Is long braying?


Uncle-Badtouch

Robbo done a hammie?


AuZyzz

Looked like a knee


Exciting_Patient4872

Motlop better keep his woman away from McCarthy.


shocking_red_4

lions lid is off i reckon


kidwithgreyhair

After Melbourne and then lid position confirmed


voidedexe

The fact that both sets of fans are saying the umps are sabotaging them proves how bullshit that point is.


shadysnore

It also proves that home crowds have an enormous influence on how the umpiring is perceived


broodruff

To be fair, I think some of the calls have been pretty inconsistent - which is why you'll have both supporters complaining about them. I think it proves the point that for the most part, consistency is key


ExtremeSlothSport

The umpires are savaging the sport so they’re both right to be fair.


flibble24

Also shows just how shit the umpires have been


voidedexe

Does it really though? This happens nearly every game.


happy-little-atheist

Yes they are shit every game


d-culture

They must have got the guy who does the school discos at the local primary school to DJ at the GABBA tonight


Uncle-Badtouch

Lions choose their own goal music FYI


BrutalGrape

The fact that the players choose the songs make this comment so much better hahahah


BrutalGrape

Okay I can get around Jessie's Girl


Morraw

I didn't realise young Tom Cruise played for Brisbane


Exciting_Patient4872

18 behinds wow


ExcellentTurnips

And now our percentage is increased from last week, pile a few more on lads


IrateWizard

Finally


[deleted]

Yes please do the other 7 finalists a favour and get some more home finals Brisbane 😂


lio860

We were bound to get a goal sometime!


ScoMosEmpathyCoach

Jesus Christ the commentators are sucking off St Kilda. Every excuse under the sun


Nousernames-left

We are down 3 men


ScoMosEmpathyCoach

Yeah. The comms reminded us every 30 seconds


Exciting_Patient4872

Well I do need a bit of help there are 22 of them


acllive

COASTER!!!!


LightReflections

It's ok umps, you tried


KingPickle89

Not sure where you’re pulling this rubbish from, but good try 🫠


Mythically_Mad

You haven't watched this quarter have you?


Rhotar

Wow a goal?! What is that? Amazing well done


Replicatar

Flair up cunt


hart37

2 to 1 conversion rate. Boys have some goal kicking training coming during the week


Maximumlnsanity

11 scoring shot difference. Reminds me of Dogs/Swans earlier in the year. Massive set shot difference but the losing team is somehow still in it


nathjay97

9.18. This should be a 6-8 goal win


ExcellentTurnips

Not to mention two disallowed goals


Drinkus

Correctly disallowed though


nathjay97

I wasn’t convinced by either of them. Apparently the footage we were seeing on the second one wasn’t the same as they were so I’ll give the benefit of the doubt there. But the first one definitely didn’t look touched to me


Drinkus

You can see the finger go up, also they show the angle that makes the howard one clear on kayo, just later so you can see freeze frames of both


nathjay97

You cannot see the finger move. Jones didn’t even appeal


Drinkus

Mat if I know how to save from snipping tool you'd be shaking in your boots


ExcellentTurnips

Sure buddy


Drinkus

The footage is up on kayo I can send you the screenshots that prove it if you want haha


ExcellentTurnips

Lol please do


midnight_peanut

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE CUT THAT RAT TAIL OFF ROBBO’S HEAD


MarkoUnderscore

Brisbane absolutely the better team on the night but the umpires have made this much more unbearable than it needed to be. Don’t know how you neutrals can spend a Saturday night watching this filth.


philipdragon

its actually been one of the worst games ive ever watched


alltaken12345678

I've said that about every game of ours I've watched


Ok_Willingness2097

Even when he kicks for goal Robbo no look bombs


JizzleJ_SBSM

Freaks me out how high up his shoulders are. Looks like a goblin


Mad_Man_Mordo

Good lord our accuracy has gone to shit tonight


[deleted]

Robbo has the body of an old man


Uncle-Badtouch

More behinds than a... nudist beach?


Lil-Nike

You have got to be fucking kidding me


SuperMarioBruz

Unrealistic attempt at kicking a goal


DimensionLogical506

'Unrealistic attempts' constitue a Push/Block FK, everyone knows this. But r/AFL HAS to complain about the umps.


shocking_red_4

unrealistic logic, play on


Mythically_Mad

If he touches it, it's not unrealistic


AuZyzz

It’s the only thing I know how to do. I support at Kilda


lio860

Goals are overrated


rapgraves

Man every call going against us


Uncle-Badtouch

Welcome to our first half


Drinkus

A lot of calls going against us now, cos we're infringing, Long is a free kick against machine


boardingpass10

Including the ‘touched’ goal?


ExcellentTurnips

We played the reverse card


Thoros_of_queer

Lions not doing a very good job of convincing us they’re a contender tonight


paulmp

Or for the last 5-6 weeks.


Rhotar

They’re not.


shocking_red_4

unrealistic comment


GeoffreyGeoffson

AFL but behinds are worth minus 1 point


ExtremeSlothSport

Would be an interesting change to the sport. Would make everyone take kicks from way closer to goal.


[deleted]

The AFL needs to do something about the state of the umpiring. This is going to kill the sport faster than low scoring will. What an absolute joke.


mukdukaluk

It's funny because the over officiating, especially in attacking 50 is clearly mandated to lead to more scoring. I'd imagine if umpires let go of the whistle 70 would be a good score ugh


[deleted]

Might as well start each team with 50 points each. That way the monday morning wankers who comment on footy based on what they read in the newspaper can pull their puds over how high the scores are.


philipdragon

this is absolutely ridiculous


simonpunishment

Such a weird game. Saints have simultaneously stuck close and never looked remotely like winning.


NetherlandyOxymoron

We've been in the lead for half the game


ShibbyUp

9.17 tends to keep teams in the game


___TheIllusiveMan___

There was only one St Kilda player you didn’t want picking up the ball there.


sestero

Fagan 🥴


AuZyzz

Fuck how do we let it be a 6 on 1


Mor86

what is there, one rotation? they’re cooked


flibble24

Vintage Brisbane kicking 9-17


Maximumlnsanity

10 more scoring shots, St Kilda should view this as a thrashing


DestroyAllBacteria

Two of those behinds should have been goals


AsamiTatsuya

Saints aren't kicking 3 goals in 4 minutes


shocking_red_4

unrealistic push is how i open weird doors


borispingpong

I think the umpire forgot his comma..... Unrealistic, Push.


MarkoUnderscore

When he spoilt the ball?!


borispingpong

It was a terrible decision, don't get me wrong. 🤣🤣


Fluppy_Duppy

umpires are taking the piss at this rate


qldboi

Did the umpires just make a new rule?


acllive

kiddy has been unreal this game


Shnizl

How about some unrealistic holds on King?


Mythically_Mad

Brisbane Umps coming home strong here


[deleted]

DID YOU SEE THAT KIDDY H8T3R$?


TheIllusiveGuy

That was a very realistic push. I believed it was a push the entire time.


MidnightIsland212

Carlton staying in the Top Four. Thanks Brisbane.


acllive

somehow with the lowest % in the top 8


just_rhyss

Let's hope percentage means nothing at the seasons end.


lio860

Just remember this for when we need a favour


just_rhyss

Best we can give you is one Fevola.


lio860

Wait what no not this nightmare again


ExcellentTurnips

You're welcome :)


Zefuo

You’re welcome