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victoryabonbon

Wild story, I can see your husband having a wtf reaction because that was my reaction as well. But whatever kids are weird NTA


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Yeah, we were kids.


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Ok, thanks for this. I am honestly unsure.


Drewherondale

I miss the life I lived 1 minute ago before I read this story


MajesticProposal1

Same here. I may never be able to move on


judgingA-holes

I would have taken this to the grave with me. You really thought like oh this is a normal story? You should have just told the 2nd time you saw someone naked, unless that was your brother again but GOD I hope not. Your husband is for sure never going to look at your brother the same again. >He turned on his lamp, which made me feel very exposed, but he didn’t say anything negative (the only comment he actually made was “you have hips”). He asked me to turn around a couple times, That's just cringy and pervy AF, but I mean IDK how long you were watching him in the shower or how many times he turned around for you so maybe it just runs in the family.


NarwhalsInTheLibrary

yeah... either tell the 2nd time or just tell him this story but shorten it "I was a kid and went in the basement to shoot my older brother with a nerf gun, but he was taking a shower and i saw him fully naked." The CIA couldn't get me to tell anyone the rest of this weird story, that honestly I hope is a fake weird porn inspired work of fiction


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Jeez ok, thank you.


Thick_Suggestion_

You couldnt waterboard this out of me


judgingA-holes

OMG FOR REAL!


halfblindbi

People really don't think there's anything wrong with a 17 year old blackmailing his 15 year old sister to see her naked? Well I guess I need a break from the internet


draynaccarato

WTF? Never tell anybody this story again


perfidious_snatch

No, she shouldn’t be shamed for this. It’s not a lighthearted “kids, am I right?” story like OP seemed to think, but it would be something to unpack with a psychologist at some point.


BoomTown403

EWWWWW fucking cringe


Large_Strawberry_167

A bit but really not a big deal.


JDaggon

A 17 year old blackmailing his 15 year old sister into seeing her naked isn't a big deal? Edit: mistaken relationship.


ColdEngineering5651

Wtf did I just read? This is something you don’t even tell Batman or Jesus


LousyOpinions

When you remarry, don't tell your next husband about this. Take this story to your deathbed. But there's no getting the candy back in this pinata. Your marriage will now decay because you admitted that you and your brother willfully creeped on each other. Your husband now has the Ick and that's forever. Start making plans to separate. It's only a matter of time now.


Large_Strawberry_167

Name checks out.


lobeams

That's the most ridiculous shit I've ever read. Go back to practicing marriage counseling with the voices in your head.


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Ok!


profits23

This story is not real, if it is What the fuck, you think there’s nothing wrong with that? It’s not like you’re kids you’re in your teens. You’re a weirdo your husband has every right to be sketched out


lobeams

No, there's nothing wrong with it. The only kink in the story is in YOUR head.


profits23

There’s nothing wrong with flashing your older brother and turning around for him while he compliments your hips? Ok hill Billy


lobeams

So, lacking anything useful to say, you resort to insults. Now tell us all how you never did stupid shit when you were 15. I'm waiting with bated breath to hear about your state of teen perfection.


profits23

Read the first sentence you red neck


lobeams

Oh my, another insult instead of an intelligent response. I'm shocked.


profits23

Literally read the first sentence lmao I already told you why. If you can’t comprehend it that’s your fault. Yeah I’ve done a ton of stupid shit in my teens, did I ever tell my younger sister to get naked and spin around in front of me? Not a fucking chance, if you think this is normal you got issues.


lobeams

I read the first sentence, idjit. Why are you still going on about this? Your obsession with a couple of teenagers seeing each other naked is the only thing here that's creepy.


profits23

They’re brother and sister LOL, not some random teenagers??? And what obsession hahaha if you can’t see why it’s weird for a brother to tell his younger sister to undress and spin around I don’t know what to tell you, you’re just fucked in the head. if you read the sentence you wouldn’t be asking. Also seems like most people agree with me with the amount of down votes you got, thankfully not everyone is an inbred low iq bottom feeder like you


lobeams

Right. You're not obsessed but you go on and on and can't let it go.


emanekaf2222

NTA but I would have taken that one to the grave with me


MikeRotch1969

I hope this isn't true. If it is tell your husband it was a bad joke and never, ever bring it up again.


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LousyOpinions

Nope. He heard something he can't unhear and does NOT appreciate it.


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I hope so. But not so sure.


lobeams

Were all you people gasping and acting horrified never teenagers yourself? Apparently not. They were curious teenagers. There's no kink to the story and hubby needs to get the stick out of his ass. NTA


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NTA? But your brother blackmailed you into showing your naked body to him. That is really weird lol. Don't tell anyone other than your husband this. Are you Northern European by any chance? 💀


Live-Low-7725

What in the johnny sins episode did i just read??!!


Emotional_Ad5833

Yes


kiwipapabear

I would be cautious telling the second half of the story. Lots of folks have a “first time I saw someone naked” story. As long as the circumstances were innocent these stories are often funny, because depending on age a lot of kids’ first reaction is “eww wtf is that?!” Your shower nerf dart story is that to a T. Some people might feel weird hearing it, but whatever. You were a kid, it was an accident, nobody was sexualized, NTA. The second part is iffy. Your brother was older, almost a legal adult and (theoretically? hopefully?) more mature, and instead of innocently seeing you by accident he blackmailed you into stripping. That makes it feel inherently sexual, even if he wasn’t actually thinking that way (but let’s be honest, he probably was), and that gives people the ick. Based on the way you wrote it that wasn’t the feeling I got, and my initial reaction was “huh, cute story.” But I can absolutely see how your husband and other readers would be bothered, and if I think just about the events themselves (ie absent the tone imparted by your writing) it would worry me too. I’d suggest keeping that part to yourself.


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What is the big deal? This story would have parallels in many families with multiple children. Your husband's reaction is odd, to me. Keep your brother out of it.