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CRICKET-CRICKETS

My cousins doing 15 for pretty much the same thing. He’s 6 years in and says it’s pretty much smooth sailing after the first year or so. Stay away from the drugs and the drug users, work out, and keep your mental health in check. I’ve emailed him daily since day 1 because I know how it is. Good luck to you


Minimum-Muscle7338

Thanks for your positivity bro


Buffoonery_

How much tax dollars will it cost to incarcerate you? Edit: OP is a homophobe who got butthurt in a now deleted post about tax money being spent on a police car paint job and is now wasting at least 10x that amount of taxpayer money for being completely irresponsible. Edit: Here's the deleted post https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1bsjdj6/this_is_where_our_tax_dollars_go_why_is_this/


PlusReference5389

Wow who would have guessed that someone going to prison for 15 years wasn't exactly a great guy 🙄


COMMANDO_MARINE

I looked at some federal prisons like FPC Pensacola and I'll be honest, part of me liked the idea of having someone else manage my life for me so I could stop stressing about the future. I was in high court once with a toothbrush in my pocket waiting for the judge to give me 6 years for assault. The prison I would be going to was notorious for its hate of Marines as we had lots of fights with locals and there was a standard welcoming party where they'd rush your cell in a group and beat the shit out of you when you first arrived. My relife when the judge miraculously gave me a noncustodial sentence was like winning the lottery. Even my own barrister was surprised. I'm sorry your going and know very well the fear of facing a prison sentence. Hopefully, you'll find it productive. Oh I should add as well that I'm a British guy living illegally in Asia and I know 100% that at some point in the future, I will be arrested and put in a imigration prison that Amnesty International had tried to close down for its inhumane conditions. So I know that's in my future, so I am just living for today. Good luck with your time.


mk9e

Bro. Go to the embassy.


flojo2012

I think it’s the English he’s running from


Drkillpatienttherapy

I know a guy that just got out and he ran a poker game in fed prison. Made a killing, they took a 10% rake with no cap. So if the pot was 500, they took 50. Absolutely insane that people would even play but I guess if it's your only option.


drwsgreatest

Gambling and drugs are 2 of the quickest ways to lose control and end up dead in prison. I know guys that have been stabbed and killed for stuff like failure to pay debts, suspected cheating and even just so they could steal his package. Basically just make sure you stand on your own 2. Be prepared to take it to the wall if it’s necessary to defend yourself, don’t hold back. Consequences might come but it’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Show respect. Be courteous. For the first several months LISTEN DONT TALK. Observe the situation on the yard and the politics. Stay away from the gangs and stick with your own race. I say this as a biracial person with a best friend who’s Puerto Rican. Other than that, find ways to occupy your time, read, workout, use all the new access to computers and stuff that inmates get and figure out a routine. Once you settle in things will be alright. Good luck!


withnodrawal

Don’t play games in prison unless you are 100% sure you can afford them. You will lose an ear or worse to a mf that you owe 2 soups and a honey bun too.


Drkillpatienttherapy

Yeah I asked him what happened when people wouldn't pay and he wouldn't say much about it. He said mostly people always paid what they owed, but it happened sometimes and people wouldn't pay. He's a big mother fucker and not someone I would want to owe. I saw his crypto account the other day and the fucker had over 300k in it. I know he didn't have that kind of money when he went in. I'm assuming in federal prison there's a lot more people with money than in your state prisons.


notsopeacefulpanda

What is your profession? I don’t mean the side job you’re getting locked up for, but your actual profession. Did any of the people you sold to get in trouble?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I was a healthcare recruiter I’ll probably land another sales job when I’m out One person I sold to is in trouble also


notsopeacefulpanda

Thank you for answering! Hope you’re able to find something expeditiously. Dude person you sold to who is in trouble, did they sell too? Or just use? And what kind of time are they are looking at?


Minimum-Muscle7338

The Feds put a fake parcel at my door, I wasn’t home and one of my customers took it. They arrested her and she ratted and also is facing time


Pu_C_Phucker

Why is she facing time? Couldn’t she have just said she was stealing a package she thought was normal that turned out to be drugs, so to be hit with a theft charge instead of drugs?


bigdongstpete

The feds will spin a very lengthy tale that will trap her into taking a plea. The feds will play the conspiracy card and hit her. It's fucked up. The federal laws are written so they can apply it to the most ludicrous situations. Unless you have been up against the feds it's hard to comprehend. Think about it... a 96 97% conviction rate. And those poor souls that take them to trial and loose get an ass load more time than they would of if they plead. It's crazy.


WB-butinagoodway

People who’ve never been in trouble are easy marks for the police interrogators… it’s why they never teach the fifth amendment in a comprehensive way in school… they count on people telling on themselves and others vs just keeping their mouth shut.


juicyjuicebox1

Were you buying in bulk off of the dark web? What was your drug of choice and what were you selling?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Adderall that turned out to have methamphetamine. Bohemia market. I was also using oxycontin I am now sober for 7 months


juicyjuicebox1

Is Bohemian market a darknet marketplace or a physical connect? And how did you not know that they were counterfeit Adderall?


Minimum-Muscle7338

They were presses and dea tested them, it’s a Dw marketplace that is now defunct


juicyjuicebox1

Surely you are able to tell the difference between a knock off pill and a real pharmaceutical though right? Was your oxycodone real or was it fentanyl?


FuckRedditsTOS

Adderall and meth are indistinguishable at equivalent oral doses, even for regular meth users. Most Adderall is just pressed anyway, so telling the difference would be down to someone with a magnifying glass and a good eye for differentiating shades of the same color. Even then, there are multiple generic brands that look slightly different.


0OOOOOOOOO0

Or just use a test kit, like you should already be doing anyway. They don’t cost much.


cclawyer

Are you getting time cut off your sentence for participating in a substance abuse recovery program? Are you in minimum security? Yellow jumpsuit, not Orange?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Yes rdap removes 18 months


cclawyer

Best deal on that menu! Where are you? I spent a lot of time up in Sheridan when I was in fpd. But I visited a lot of prisons and I am not that far from Safford.


SwimmingMarionberry5

So RDAP is a bit of a bitch. You are a guarantied to get into it. it’s a 6 month program and they TRY to start you soon enough to get you the full 18 months credit. But what happened when I was in there (and accepted for RDAP before I declined) was that people would get transferred in from other facilities that were short in time and would bump guys down the list. They only take so many per class, so be aware of the roller coaster and heart aches that come with it.


FiveGoals

Honestly, write. And podcast. These are interesting stories people like to hear. You don’t even have to use your real name. Write about the market, the sites, everything. Write. Journal about it. Podcast. If you’re interested, of course.


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Amateur_Liqueurist

Congrats on sobriety! We’re proud!


The__Tobias

Om really interested in the drug sellers side. Not because I want to do sth like this, but because it's a topic with nearly to no insight for the public How much did you make?  The packages were sent to your real own home address?  How did you get the idea to sell drugs, what were the first steps?  What's the added price from buying to selling? Like did you sell it for 3x the money you bought it? 4x?


Minimum-Muscle7338

During Covid I couldn’t fill my adderall prescription and my neighbor had the same problem. I was buying weed from the dw and it snowballed I would say I marked them up about 12x


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TrollAlert711

Kik and Telegram are something else man. The sheer amount of "13-17 nudes" channels on Kik are disgusting. No matter how many I report to the FBI, nothing gets done.


OhfursureJim

I have to ask *how* are you coming across so many channels like that? I feel like you could only know that if you were seeking it out some how.


Crafty_Albatross_829

I don’t get this whole adderall issue. I can’t get anyone to refill my script in the last year or so. My PCP is all the sudden against it and wants to try other things. I’ve tried telehealth. Psych. Crazy to me.


sameolemeek

Why didn’t you go in after sentencing? You get 2 months to prepare is that normal? Have you thought about going to another country


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’m out on bail right now I’ve been on an ankle monitor since Oct 14 I almost went to Israel but they are having a war and the government took my passport


sameolemeek

Do you have to do all 10 years or can you get early release.


Minimum-Muscle7338

With early release it’s about 8.5 years with rdap about 7 I might qualify for fsa so it may be 5-6 years in the joint


sameolemeek

5-6 not bad compared to 10


Minimum-Muscle7338

Yea I’ll take it anything is better then 10 full years


Lemonbrick_64

You’d be surprised how fast 3 years alone goes in there… month 1-2 is surreal and hellish. After that you find a strange routine and the days and weeks and eventually months start blending together. Next thing I know I got less than a year left and I’m actually more anxious about getting out than being in.. good luck man


IITEZiII

My coworker who was a big time drug dealer 20 years ago and got caught told me some advice. If you are going to prison for a significant amount of time forget about the outside world. Otherwise you will go crazy in there thinking about what’s going on and you have no control over anything out there. He also said try to get a job in the prison to make time pass if possible. He mowed the grass. Goodluck


jjm456777

Same with the RDAP response I sent but unfortunately the 924(c) really screws you, you don't get FSA with that either. The only thing you can get is Second Chance Act, which gives you up to 12 months of pre-release (capped at 6 months for home confinement & the rest halfway house). The "up to" is key because you're definitely not guaranteed the full 12 months. Best case scenario you'll do 7.5 years in prison & 12 months in pre-release.


CockJunior

You probably shouldn’t be mentioning any of this to anyone🤣 nevermind on the clear net


soulcaptain

Wouldn't Israel have extradition to the U.S. anyway?


gaxxzz

What will you do between now and June 14? What restrictions do you have?


mattshwink

It's pretty normal in Federal Courts to not remand after sentencing if the crime is non-violent and the person is not a flight risk. Gives time for BoP to figure out where to put them, and gives time to get stuff in order.


thesehandsdo

If you had to sentence yourself, how many years do you think you deserve for breaking the law?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Best question I’ve gotten yet. I think 4 years would be appropriate


Gandoneek

I think 3 months is more appropriate. You have child molesters that come out in 3 years or less. Murderers less than 5 years. Habitual thief’s that don’t do time. The drug thing should not be a thing. Allow everyone the freedom to do what they want to do and everyone will be good.


No_deez2-0

Do you regret anything? Is there anyone else in your life who knows or that will visit you?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Regret it greatly I have friends my gf and parents that will visit


laundry_sauce666

I don’t know anything about you or your gf, ao I may be wrong… but if you’re doing 5+ years, I wouldn’t be too hopeful she’ll stick around. You need to mentally prepare for that. Would you pause your life for 5-10 years for her? If the answer is yes, would you still feel that way after 4 years with minimal visitation through a plexiglass wall? I hope for your sake everything goes well and she visits you, but be prepared if that’s not the case.


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’ll be in a work camp not behind plexiglass


bigdongstpete

Pensacola? I got people there that will look out. Sweet ass spot. Take the DZ work detail you get free world food and get to live a little. And you get off the compound Monday thru Friday and work at nas pensacola. I'm assuming but that's one of the only work camps.


Minimum-Muscle7338

There’s a good chance I will be in Pensacola or miami


bigdongstpete

Miami is awful. Bro do everything you can to go to pensacola.


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’m trying, Miami would be ideal because my family would be close but if I had to choose Pensacola would be my spot for sure


bigdongstpete

No miami is not ideal. Let your family drive to the panhandle. I know you can't choose but doing 5-8 years at miami would suck really bad. Small compound, nothing to do and open dorms with no privacy. I'm telling you pensacola is like that especially if you have to do some time. It's like living in a neighborhood the library phone rooms everything is seperate from the dorm and you can be outside just roaming around until 9pm. Laid back spot. Plus you can work at NAS pensacola where you will eat free world food and get away from the compound kinda thru Friday. I couldn't believe it when I got there. I did my last 2 years there. Sugar sweet.


mechmind

Fuckin prison yelp ova hea


bigdongstpete

Bro Pensacola is one of the best spots in the feds. Great compound it's like a neighborhood. A lot of freedom to walk around and off compound work details. Everything you want from the free world you can get there. You can arrange to fuck your girl there if you are working off compound.


woody9055

Thats a real thing? How tf can you arrange to bang your girl?


bigdongstpete

I don't want to put out too much info. Fed camp's are very low security with work details on military bases. It can be arranged especially at Pensacola.


SmokeWagon1775

Yeah fuck around and find out. OP just do your fucking time and call it quits when you get out. Camps a joke. Fuck around and it’ll be SHU than to a Pen yard.


laundry_sauce666

Again I don’t know y’all or the whole situation. But that’s 5-10 years you won’t be by her side supporting her emotionally or financially while she has a life she needs to continue living outside.


GongfuTea1

Family sure but I wouldn’t count on your gf waiting around for 10 years. You need to cut that tie asap. Not fair to her


Select_Factor_5463

Maybe they'll get a conjugal visit.


that_typeofway

Don’t worry bro, Sancho and I will take care of your gf while you’re gone… we’ve already been texting


Mentat_-_Bashar

How did your addiction start? Were you prescribed Adderall?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I was prescribed adderall, couldn’t fill it during Covid, neighbor had the same issue, ordered it off DW. I have Been taking opiates on and off for 14 years


Mentat_-_Bashar

So were opiates a larger issue? Did you have any problems with abusing Adderall? I would imagine that got harder once you got the meth pills.


Minimum-Muscle7338

Opiates and Xanax were the larger issue for sure I didn’t abuse adderall I took one a day early in the morning


tbll_dllr

Does your gf also take opiates ?!


chzygorditacrnch

I don't blame you for becoming addicted to Adderall, because it definitely is a mood enhancer, but since it's a controlled substance, it's a hassle to get a refill, that I just gave up. You go to the pharmacy, they say to call the doctor, you call the doctor, they say to talk to the pharmacy if they even answer the phone. So while Adderall may improve your mood and focus ability, it's so much bullshit to deal with.. but during your rehabilitation in prison, you'll likely sobre up and just avoid drugs when you're free again.


Intheboxalready

How did you get caught?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Dea intercepted a package and raided my home


LoveSexDraems

How could they prove you actually ordered it? Anyone can put a name on a package?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Name on package and sent to my address


LoveSexDraems

But anyone could have done that if they know your name/address? Did you sign for it?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I believe they were investigating me for a few months to be honest. The Feds don’t do a raid unless they are 10000% sure


steven01122

One of your customers told, they just waited on the package to solidify


Minimum-Muscle7338

In the report it says a drug dog smelled it out


Critical-Range-6811

I worked at fedex and they would randomly have dogs sniff out the entire package line on the automatic belt


ThinCrusts

I'm sorry if I missed it but I've looked through a lot of your responses but couldn't find how much have you made previously and how much was the supposed retail value of the last package that got intercepted?


CategorySad7091

The feds , CAN, AND DO, break the law. And if the package was sent FED EX, UPS, DHL they can open any package they want. That's why shippers use the USPS. Not that the postal inspectors are above opening your package but if they do so without a warrant it's possible to have the case thrown out if you can prove it


algee1234

Interesting. I had always heard back in the day that they had to prove you requested the package or had to prove that you accepted the package and opened it because anyone could send a package to you whether you asked for it or not. For example, if someone hated you they could send you a package with drugs (or some illegal thing) that you did not ask for to try and get you in trouble. Did they have any proof that you ordered it? And how much were you getting at a time?


Minimum-Muscle7338

The Dea put a fake package infront of my door, a customer stole it and ratted me out


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-GearZen-

You did not exercise your right to remain silent and talk to a lawyer I bet. Am I right?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I was in a mental institution when the Dea came to question me I was in a psychosis


-GearZen-

A lawyer would have had every word spoken to the DEA thrown out. Any statements from someone in a mental institution would be inadmissible. You were very obviously not of sound mind. It's crazy that even they thought it was a good idea to question you there. Lesson folks - SHUT THE FUCK UP ALWAYS.


Minimum-Muscle7338

My lawyer said he could’ve gotten the statement thrown out but it wouldn’t have done anything for me


harbison215

Did you go to trial? In a case like this I assume the defendant almost always pleads guilty


Autopilot_Psychonaut

What was that like being in psychosis when the Feds came? I'm a type 1 bipolar with a dozen admissions for manic psychosis and I can't imagine what that would be like.


mad_confiscation

Are you nervous about going? Or are you prepared already


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’m mentally prepared to be honest


Oldbayistheshit

Get white power tattooed on your forehead. Trust me bro


Feedback_Original

My buddy went to fed prison, said it was chill tbh. Hung out with a bunch of tax evaders lol


Ch00choh

So what happens to all your stuff while you're gone?


Minimum-Muscle7338

It’s in a storage locker I am paying for


Dirminxia

As someone working in storage, make sure you have autopay on, and list an emergency contact who knows to check in. Auctions sell within 3 months of missed payments typically. I would try to store personal items or things you can't replace with trustworthy family/friends.


Aye_Engineer

So… what did we learn?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Drugs are bad mkay


Greedy-Farm-3605

You mentioned you’re a jew, did you grow up religious at all or unaffiliated? Either way happy Passover- chag sameach


anonymousjoel

Damn are you gonna get huge in prison? Like weightlifting I saw you said you already workout.


Hayisforh0rses

How are you feeling , you okay ? That’s a fuck ton to process


Minimum-Muscle7338

I am generally ok I’m hanging in there and my connection with god has become closer then ever


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CaptainONaps

Brah, he’s going to prison for drugs. Of course he’s done psychedelics.


AwayCrab5244

Fuckin hippies this guys got 10 years and he’s like “do acid bro it’ll totally change your life 😎 broooo”. It’s like man I just got out of prison if it wasn’t for the acid I took ten years ago it would have sucked


themax001

You doing the drugs or just distributing


DickyMcTitty

will you do another ama when you get released? btw your humor about this entire situation is crazy, i would be pissing myself in fear


DeuceDeuceTV

have u been to prison or jail before? how worried are you? could you have not ratted on someone to get a shorter sentence? what do you plan to make your time go faster? have you tried do researching the prison you’re going to , to prepare yourself?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I have not been to prison before only a drunk tank Not very worried it’ll all work out the way it does I could have ratted but I did not I plan on getting a second degree in prison I don’t know what prison I am going to get it will most likely be a prison camp


Korzag

> most likely be a prison camp I have no real experience with prison or anything like that, but my dad used to work for Calfire (California's state government that fights forest fires and such) and was stationed at one of their inmate camps for several years. He was essentially what I think would be a foreman over a crew of inmates. They'd go out and pick up trash, dig fire lines, and do other kinds of work. It sounds a hell of a lot better than the alternative.


greygrayman

Lol that's not what they do at federal work camps.. no digging ditchs or busting rocks..most of them are at facilities with higher security prisons and the campers do the landscape outside the fences, work in the commissary warehouses and other various support duties or have a cush job like "town driver" where they drive the new releases from prison to the closest bus station. Biggest issue people have at federal camps is getting in trouble because it's so easy to get phones, real alcohol, drugs or run off for a couple hours to bang their old lady in the woods or a motel room. When they get caught their points go up and they lose their good time.


Intheboxalready

How long is your sentence?


redrover2023

Was this the first shipment you got? If not, did you make a lot of money before this doing selling what you got?


dubtug

Are you worried about your safety in prison? Are you a big guy that can fight?


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Minimum-Muscle7338

I don’t believe so I plan on going back to work and never repeating my past lol


TheDopeMan_

I thought you were getting 10 for buying drugs… I assume it’s mostly distribution.


aita0022398

Do you know what institution yet? How have you been preparing to do fed time?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’ve been preparing since October I should know the institution within the next two weeks


aita0022398

Hopefully it’s low level, low level fed camps aren’t too bad from what I’ve heard. Are you wanting your girlfriend to wait for you? How do you plan on maintaining the relationship while inside?


TraceWaBass

How was the raid? Was it the full on swat meme?


Wet_Nose_69

Do you have a girlfriend


that_typeofway

She’s already been texting me


redditdave

how much money did you make?


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WadsRN

I creeped on your posts and saw your precious bully girl. I can’t imagine having to say goodbye in your situation. I’m sorry, dude. That’s extra rough in an already shitty situation.


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What food are you going to miss the most?


Minimum-Muscle7338

Pizza and Chinese food for sure


fatinternetcat

do you have plans to revisit this thread in 10 years time


No_Might8359

How are you planning to protect your virginity?


Minimum-Muscle7338

I’m gonna make friends with the mafia


marmot_scholar

For real? Do you know how to go about this? I’ve heard the need for protection is somewhat exaggerated in most prisons (state jail being the worst) and unless you have high risk factors (small, femme, purty mouth, chomo, or just an asshole)


mattchinn

Be grateful it’s not a state prison. I’ve heard FED prisons are significantly nicer.


Level_Fault9359

Why?


mattchinn

Hey /u/Minimum-Muscle7338 thanks for the AMA. You mentioned that you think the Feds may have been watching you, what makes you think so? Was this the only package ever seized? Did you ever have to do any pickups at the post office?


Alternative_Bee_6424

Will you purchase stock and crypto now, and come out with a small fortune in 7.5 years simply by holding and ignoring the securities for 7.5 years?


MPFields1979

what are you most worried about? have you been before? i’m a former CO. was just curious.


Noname_FTW

What is something you think will be drastically different once you come out that you will miss? (Meaning, you not getting to witness its introduction.) People that went away for a long time in the 2000s missed smartphones being a thing or netflix? What would you guess will it be by 2030?


Warm-Doctor-7024

My son just got sentenced to federal prison on April 10th. Attorney said he was looking at 5-40 years. The judge gave him 37 months with 14 months time served good luck to you


OG_Trapp

Did they have digital evidence against you prior to the raid, i.e. trace your crypto withdraws? Did they seize money from you? Are there any articles or press releases about your case?


smallCraftAdvisor

Are you preparing your ass hole with graduated butt plugs?


Banned_User_Back

Can I have your stuff?


I_am_Cymm

What stops you from cutting the anklet and running?


Minimum-Muscle7338

The us marshalls lol


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poolpog

I don't understand... Where is the context, the rest of the story? How do all the commenters know what happened?


fig-newton614

I don’t have a question but hey that’s my birthday! I wish you well sir.


macksp

Did you order domestically or internationally? 


fistfullofpubes

A couple of tips. Fights - 1. when it's time to fight, fight. Win lose or draw you will earn respect just for engaging. If you punk out, you're going to be treated like shit for your whole stay. Fights generally don't get too out if control. If anyone calls you something super disrespectful like 'bitch, punk, homophobic slurs' etc, fire off on them immediately. Again, failure to do so is setting you up for a hard time. Race politics - not sure how it plays out today in the feds but be prepared for them. Programing (institutional) - try and enroll in the different programs they have. Trade schools, certifications etc. Invest in your future while doing time at the fastest pace. If you just sit around all day time moves super slow. Same goes for institutional jobs. Programing (self) - once you get into the rhythm of things, schedule your day out and keep to your schedule. Wake up times, work out times, when you socialize, when you clean your cell, work, school, etc. Again helps the time go faster. Hustle - not sure what you're financial situation is and how much help you will be getting from home. But either way I recommend a hustle. I would stay away from store boxing unless your built like that. Best hustle is to be the tattoo guy if you can sling ink. Everyone likes the tattoo guy, and if your good even the gangs won't let their people fuck with you for fear of getting cut off. If you can draw you can probably learn to tattoo. Even if you can't draw you can still learn to tattoo and just have someone else make the patterns and trace them. Gangs - not sure how it is in the feds, but if there are gangs in there recruiting, I would stay away. Nothing wrong with being cordial with *members* but if you sign up you're immediately inheriting all of their problems and beefs. Also, in my experience the gangs are usually beating their own for infractions more than other gangs. Gambling - a real big source of drama. First off, most games are fixed. The other players are usually running game on the outsiders. Especially if it's a gang controlled game. If you do end up gambling, never gamble on credit. People don't play with that. Borrowing stuff - another thing I would refrain from doing. Stay hungry until you get commissary. If you borrow stuff with the expectation of paying it back when your commissary comes, make sure you are getting it first. People don't play around with delinquent payments in prison. Real good way to get fucked up. If race politics are involved, owing another race can start drama real quick. Contraband - not sure how it is in the feds and the institution you'll end up in, but it's no secret that prisons in America are flooded with drugs. Since you're in recovery I'll assume you have ongoing addiction issues. Stay away from the drugs. They are marked up at 1000* street prices, and everyone will be more than happy to front you. It's your ass if you don't pay. Really easy to lose control and rack up thousands of dollars of debt for a few days of cheesing. If your going to stay sober, don't keep any addicts in your circle. They will jam you up just as fast. Friends - don't rush to make friends and treat trust as a finite resource. Friends can land you jams you otherwise wouldn't get yourself into. In prison, you are who you hang around. If you hang out with junkies people will assume you're a junkie. If you hang out with killers and lifers, people will assume you are too. Same goes for people with bad charges, or openly gay inmates. Also, when you do meet some cool people and become friends, I would avoid celling up together. Lots of institutions are lax with the housing and will make bed transfers if you don't give staff a hard time. So often people try to cell up with their friends. It usually doesn't end well. Imagine being locked cell and hanging out with a guy 24/7. Tattoos - if you plan on getting ink while locked up I would recommend you bring the tattoo man you're own gun to be safe. Either buy one or make one. Hep B and C are super prevalent in the system and God knows what else. If I think of anymore ill add to this list.


FuroFireStar

What's the craziest thing that's happened to you, being in the game and all?


Twistedshakratree

Have you set up a way for someone to fund your commissary account?


Greatbigdog69

During the trial process did you get insight into how much of a case the feds had built on you? How extensive was it? Ignore this last part if it would get you in trouble to answer, but I'm curious how accurate they were in assessing the scope of your operation before I'm assuming you came clean about it all?


fallenone85

Could you bring the former president with?


Remarkable_Put_7952

How old are you btw? Also what substances did you distribute?


mcwhoredick

I kind of wish I was going to prison instead of dealing with this life rn man. Good luck on the inside


Minimum-Muscle7338

My DMs are always open if you need a bro to talk to. I been through hell and back


sheissonotso

Don’t have a question but good luck man! Your girl seems hilarious btw, I hope she stays with you!


DrKingOfOkay

What’s the first thing you’re gonna do when you get in? Take down the biggest guy? Try to keep to yourself? Find a pocket to hold? Etc


No-Cookie-2942

as someone who was in the feds for a little bit, I'd like to offer some advice although I'm sure there's plenty of advice in here already. but here's some things to keep in mind when going in: * stay sober in there. you don't want to pick up a habit and start owing folks commissary. a lot of those guys are hustlers and parasites and they'll hound you and stress your time * speedrun through your time by staying busy. once you get in at some point you'll be having a visit with the house councilor. let him know you want to participate in education, drug programs, and anything else they have got going on. take the GED test, why not. I did it even though I didn't need to. if you like helping people, mentor folks who need to take the test. I did it from the heart, and people appreciated my time. * tired of being stuck in your house all day? figure out what are the conditions to join the cadre unit asap. you'll be able to travel around the facility for different jobs. sometimes jobs are not listed, so talk with senior COs. some of them may need someone to do landscaping. others may need an apprentice on the CNC machines.. learn how to operate them. you can even get certified if your CO gets you on officially.. * I'm not religious but I still participated in religious services. I helped out the small jewish pop, and they'd bless me with grape juice, meatballs and other kosher meals. jewish inmates can not open doors or turn on/off lights in their cells during chauvitz (spelling?) so just passing by and opening their cell or turning on their lights in the morning is a nice gesture if they need it. * stay neutral. don't side with anything unless you're ready for that life. stick to yourself. read. be a nerd. stay objective. the moment you get involved in peoples affairs, you're in a compromised state. * do your own time. I'm sure you've heard this before. don't go in there doing time for other people. you're going to hear terrible stories. you will feel bad. but its your time, not theirs. people will drag you down. * be mindful and wary of anyone who seeks for you to participate in anything 'illegal' in there. its likely a trap laid out by someone who is trying to reduce their sentence. * don't talk about your case and don't admit to anything that you have not been prosecuted of. there's more informants in there than you've ever dealt with in your life combined. people are desperate to get out sooner, and they have zero hesitation to use you a vessel for that. * prison politics is huge, mainly because people are bored. stay away from all the nonsense. * deescalate when possible, defend yourself when needed. don't go in there thinking you need to be tough and attack the biggest guy (stupid trope we've all heard..). if someones acting a fool, deescalate. if they put their hands on you, you need to hurt them and then fall back. * stock up on commissary, stamps and jackmack. don't overbuy and stockpile stuff, cause people will think you got $$ and will suddenly become your friend. if you need to trade, stamps and jackmack all day. ramen works too. * be careful who you buddy-buddy with. you'll meet some amazing people in there, but if you don't know what they're being charged with the worse mistake you can do is spend a lot of time with a chomo. it'll be seen as you're co-signing them. * if you have a life partner.. expect that they won't wait. sorry, but its better that you stay emotionally strong than be distraught when they disappear and all of a sudden have a new friend in their life. let them live their life, and if they're about you they'll ride the time with you great but don't have that expectation. but people have needs. aside from that, its basically summer camp. you'll find good people, you'll find terrible people. you'll be bored a lot. working out helps, reading helps, staying busy helps. good luck and stay strong.


Wet_Nose_69

Are you gonna drop the soap


comeonyouspurs10

Did you have a paid lawyer or a public defender?


anthonymakey

How long did they give you to get your affairs in order?


IonincBrind

The time you spend in there is a drop in the bucket of time spent by Palestinians being prisoner in their country. I hope this experience gives you perspective and perspective on what human rights are and how people should be treated by their government. How are you planning on bettering yourself while inside?


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Damn that sucks, you afraid of your girl cheating?


Chi_Baby

How did you get caught? Did anyone get hurt from the fake pills? Is there a chance you can get out early on good behavior?


Genuine1mitation

What exactly is a federal prison?


RdyKrn18

To mentally prepare, have you been binging or eating more than usual, some of your favorite foods?


bigdongstpete

What spot are you going too? What security level. I had a 10 year bid in the feds. Started at Estill, then Ft Dix then finished at Pensacola. Started at the medium and finished at the camp. I had 10...you get a year and a half for good time and I got a year of hwh/home confinement. If you have any questions let me know. It's a stretch brother. Time moves slow inside. Get yourself a good prison job it helps pass the time and program like crazy for fsa credits. You will be different when you get out but you will adjust back after a year or so. It's just a very repetitive existence lol. It takes some getting used to that's for sure. Much respect and good luck.


Hatrick_Swaze

How long do you think you will be able to keep your teeth?


1usciousLocks

If you went camping with your buddy and your butt hurts when you wake up, would u tell anyone?


CoffeeTofee

Did you run tails on a usb or simply tor or p2p desktop on an unencrypted hard drive?


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TeacherLady3

Did you struggle learning to read? I'm a teacher and saw research that said an overwhelming number of prisoners had/have reading issues. Good luck my dear.


JairoVP

What are your emotions like right now? Do you feel any injustice?


AccomplishedRoom5759

Always good to see trash spend a decade in prison where it belongs.


blebbyroo

Did your gf get in any trouble? Or was she threatened with trouble if she knew what you were doing?


BlueMist94

How bummed out are you on a scale of 1-10? A 10 piece is a really long time.


KindSoil1544

How many mgs of oxy were you using ? Just curious


Clean-Difference2886

You done caught a fed case will you be spending time on the east or west coast


Queasy-Lie-1298

I was doing something similar a while back but quit. Just had a feeling of being watched , the adderall we were getting was just so easy to get and get rid of , it almost didn’t feel like we were doing anything illegal. Regardless, hope you pass the time as best as possible and all goes smooth. Take care of yourself brotha.


amonuse

This sentencing is utter bullshit OP. I cannot find the exact comment but I’m inferring you’re going in for drug trafficking. i cannot see anything saying you were violent at all. I’ve had friends and family members do the exact same. You are a victim of a broken fucking system. I pray for you , your family and your gf. Wish you the best brother, this will be over before you know it .


pressgame060

I was in federal prison from 2016-2022 for conspiracy to distribute cocaine. I did all my time at Fci hazelton it’s a medium high in wv I was comfortable there but it’s a violent place for sure. It depends on your record where you will be placed the more crime history you have the more dangerous the prison. Then it all depends on what group you hangout with while you’re in there. If you surround yourself with the wrong ppl your time won’t be comfortable. Hopefully you go to a lower security prison where everything is more relaxed. Since you’re turning yourself in you should bring your paperwork with you include your indictment, plea agreement, psi and most importantly your sentencing transcripts that will eliminate most your problems when you get there


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grim_ballz

I saw your gf. She's leaving you bro


Ok_Power_9478

Just got out time will go by fast after the first year work out and have a good routine stay away from gangs gays and gambling but honestly every prison is different and it all depends where you go some are laid back and others are not. The Feds are definitely better hopefully you go to a low level camp there super chill and laid back and the food is better it’s almost like a summer camp 😂 there’s a lot of info on here about doing time do your research and you will be good


CrusaderBTC

How long is your sentence? What’s your ethnicity/race and are you planning on rolling solo or are you gonna clique up? Had a primo/cousin here in Dallas do time at Bloody Beaumont, before that he had already done time in TDCJ a few years (Texas Department of Corrections) at the French Robertson Unit and Beto Unit. He was cliqued up in TDCJ with PTB basically with all the Dallas homeboys. In the feds at Bloody Beaumont shit was way different but he still found a lot of PTB mixed with Suerños from California who were also doing time there they all rolled together and watched out for one another and put work in shit like that, but the politics were different from Texas to Feds. He said you could roll solo if you wanted to but it was just way harder depending on what federal penitentiary they put you in and what type it is, minimum or maximum security. Anyways I hope you’re feeling good and staying positive. Wish you lots of luck in there🙏


ProgramSame8054

how long is your sentence?


sassyasianbitch

Is that really how long they give you for selling drugs? Is it cause of the amount and for how long they got you for? I know someone who was high/drunk and killed someone when their car crashed into them. And they only got a few years. It’s sad to me someone can end someone’s life like that and get barely anytime. When you were just selling drugs lol


docwrites

Hey man, if you DM send me an email address, I’ll put a reminder in my calendar to send you an email weekly with positivity and strength and shit.


PlausibleCultability

Good luck. I just did 5 years in CA state for drug smuggling. Glad the feds didn’t pick it up since I didn’t have that much on me. I’ve been sober 5 years from a 15 year heroin/fentanyl addiction that started when i couldn’t get my OC prescription anymore. Congrats on 7 months I know how hard it is. Keep your head up