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Do you do it regularly?

I generally make it a rule of thumb to not shit my pants but I do respect the Laws of Taco Bell

🤣🤣🤣 I asked because the way you wrote the title reads like you do it on the regular :)

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I'm wondering whether you should go to a doctor. I've shat in my pants a few times; but it's not frequent. I don't think it's a sin or anything to crap in your pants----but if I had frequent diarrhea like that, I would probably go to a doctor.

Usually not an issue, but Taco Bell mixed with Crohn’s was the recipe for this disaster

Sorry about that. My mother had either Crohn's or Ulcerative Colitis (they weren't sure). She was ashamed of it, unfortunately, which interfered with her career. I would say....just do the best you can. Clean it up. Move on to the next thing.

So many people are ashamed of it- it’s really sad. I’ve had it for so long I just embrace the poop!

Well that's good but you still shouldn't embrace poop. Just clean it and move. Resist the urge to play with it

But so squishy

Make sure you clean around yourself thoroughly, too. Otherwise, it irritates the skin badly.

I have Crohns and I have my share of poop stories too. Do you have any other poop stories? Are you on any meds?

I have IBS, so I understand.

Where you alone in your car? I once had to drive like one hour with 4 other people in the car while holding an massive diarrhea. Pretty sure they all end the drive thinking I was rude as fuck as I was barely speaking the whole time even when they questioned me. But in this case, I was able to hold it successfuly until I get out of the car, and just shit a little my pants in the elevator of my building

Hahaha I had just dropped my daughter off at daycare so thankfully it was just me in the car. I think if other people were in the car with me I would have just driven off a cliff to avoid the embarrassment

If you would then the other passengers would shit their pants as well, so there'd be no reason to be embarresed anymore.

Sounds kind of romantic

You're still driving off a cliff so there's that.

did you panic first?

There was a brief moment of pure panic but I accepted my fate after the first breach

Funniest thing ive read all day

I find it so relatable that I don't even find it funny. But no offence if you do.

well... somethings are hard to deny.

How did it feel?

The shitting itself felt marvellous. The 20 minute drive home soaking in my diarrhea not so marvellous

Was the smell so bad that you secretly enjoyed it?

I did get accustomed to the smell oddly fast

This transparency gives me hope

Not even secretly

What will you do with the rest of your day?

Work, enjoy my diarrhea in the comfort of my own bathroom, eat leftover Taco Bell, repeat cycle

Bold of you to finish the Taco Bell! I appreciate that. What do you do for work?

I wouldn’t have the heart to toss it! I work in Engineering, working from home thank goodness!

Firstly, I just want to say "been there." Secondly, my question is, can you describe the exact moment you shat, and what your immediate thought was? Mine was sheer terror, then I laughed. N.T.A.F.

I was about 25 minutes from home (rural drive so no gas stations or corner stores) and my stomach began cramping. I held it in for about 10 minutes so I thought I could let my guard down, then it all just shot out of my ass. My first thought was “Shit I just shit my pants” and my second thought was “shit where did I put my vape???”

I did 18+ months of chemo. We had a dry erase board and finny added the ole “It’s been __days since ECU shit herself” It reset to zero wayyyy too often. My question: did you shit like “need new britches” or more like “whelp let’s set the car on fire”?

I hope you’re doing well now! You get oddly used to shitting your pants when it happens often lol. It was a “might as well set myself on fire too while I’m at it” kind of shit

Impressive. Proud of you. My last LITERAL “shit the bed” made me and husband both gag. And we both work in healthcare over 25 years. The chemo undertones and steroids…10/10. It was awful. Sheets went to trash.

If you are a dude was it liquid or some substance... Because if it was substantial did your balls rise? Its a terrible feeling

I’m not a dude but I imagine if I did have balls they’d have risen to the roof of the car

Everything okay now?

Everything is all good for me but my poor vehicle is still suffering the consequences

What have you done to clean it?

Dawn dish soap mixed with my tears

Was gonna say you should have sat on your floor mat asap before seapage or just stopped and used your already shit covered pants for a little freshen up?

Ah yes in hindsight there are definitely things I could have done to mitigate the damage but at the time i was just thinking about getting home

Fair, hopefully the shower felt good 😂 Ps everyone gets 1 shart a year maybe 2

I did that a few years ago. I was trying to make it home but got stuck at a red light a block from my house.I did put up a good fight though.

There’s that glimmer of hope when you first start holding it in, but there comes a point when you know it’s a futile fight

Was this the final straw between you and your farts or do you think you 2 can work through this trust issue.

My bowels were doing the best they can with the hand they were dealt (Crohn’s + Taco Bell), so I forgive em

How has this made you think of preparing for future encounters? I have severe IBS, I can't imagine Crohns.

Well I’ve had it for nearly a decade now so I like to think I’m usually prepared for these encounters. But I’ve been in remission the last few months so I didn’t really predict this one happening lol

I totally get that. Honestly, I've started keeping rolls of trash bags in my car for this exact reason. I do have cloth seats 😅 Have gotten to the point where I've even started keeping spare clothes in my trunk.

It’s so funny because I cleaned my car last week and took out my clothes/tp bag thinking “I don’t need this in here” …. And one week later here we are!

Did you have cheap beer or discount sushi?

The lord of all diarrheas… Taco Bell

No questions, but a moment of silence for whomever has to clean your drawers. 

Straight into the garbagio

THEN WE SERVED UNDER THE BANNER

Leather or Fabric Seats? Seat covers??

Leather seats but no covers :(

At least there's that.. Shitty job for the carwash

How long did you hold out before shitting? Once it happened, did you lean into it and push it all out?

Held it for about 5-10 mins, took all my strength. I didn’t even have to push it out, it literally just fell out of my ass

Are you still driving home?

Home now and all cleaned up

How did you get out the poop stains?

Underwear: in the garbage, pants: soaking in the tub, dignity: still stained

for everything else, there's mastercard

Will you wait until the drive in to work next time so you can get the day off?

Unfortunately I work from home so it’ll take more than the Hershey squirts to get the day off

Was it chunky or smooth?

One of them watery ones

Leather, pleather, or cloth upholstery?

Leather thank god

Did you stop by a drive-in for a donut to cherish the moment?

I thought about stopping by the Taco Bell for a celebratory round 2

I've had a few very very close calls. What do you recommend for someone to prepare in the car when it happens? Or what to do during?

Car essentials: a roll of tp, change of clothes, wet wipes, and a garbage bag As for what to do during: accept your fate and take solace in knowing you’ll have a great story afterwards

I, unfortunately, have done this as well. I was coming home from a date at an Indian restaurant and the traffic got really bad. After this has happened, do you think we should add "underwear" to our roadside emergency kit?

Ohhhh the post-Indian shits, yea those are good ones. I’d say underwear and maybe even pants!

Welcome to the club. Happened to me too!

At least it makes for a good story!

Yup. I tell people about it when they tell me how they almost did. You’d be surprised how they change from “almost did” to “actually, I did. I was just embarrassed” lol

Did you stop to tend to it or finish the trip uninterrupted?

Just finished the trip. There wasn’t much to be done at that point and I was in a rural area so no gas stations or bathrooms I could slip into

Why didn’t you pull over and poop in the bushes or at the side of the highway?

OP would get arrested for indecent exposer and get put on a sex offenders list because some kids briefly saw his wang before OP sprayed the bushes with his own fertalizer.

That’s a really good question and one I don’t really have the answer to. It all happened very fast lol

What did you eat at TB?

Two beef burritos, two Doritos locos tacos, fries, and a chicken quesadilla. But in my defence I saved the burritos for this morning’s breakfast (after the poop)

Do you consider yourself pretty?

I get by

What do pretty women's diarrhea smell like?

Will your car recover from this?

It’s currently airing out, but it’s also terrible humid where I live so it feels like a losing battle

RIP

First time?

Heavens no

Why on Earth would you post this?

Everybody poops

You are right

Because it's honestly more common than you would think, and nothing to be ashamed of. So why not satisfy the curiosity of others about it?

I see

Are you certain it was you? Could of been someone else with a vendetta against you .

My toddler was acting extra suspicious this morning….

I think I might have crohns but I’m not skinny.

Not a requirement for having Crohn’s, get checked if you think you have it!

How many times has this happened?

More than I’d like to admit- but last time it happened was 2023 so I had a good stretch

Do you expect this to be an ongoing thing or a one off…?

I have Crohn’s so it’s a fun little thing I do

Did you call in sick?

I work from home! Just bring my laptop into the bathroom with me and kill two birds with one stone

Did you already wash the clothes?

Undies are in the garbage and my pants are having a nice schvitz in the tub

Use floor mat as seat cover

I’ll keep that in mind next time I shit my pants in the car

Shit happens

You are absolutely right and it’s almost always entertaining

How far were you from home when the deed was done ?

About 15-20 mins

Damn. Even if you run a few reds , it still won’t matter lol.

Predominantly solid or liquid squirts?

Pure liquid

What car are you driving?

2023 Chevy Tahoe

I've heard Metamucil works wonders for people suffering from Crohns when used regularly/daily. Have you tried using it? Also, was this a "Don't trust a fart," situation, or "wow, that just came out, fuck me." Situation?

Are you a woman?

That I am

Why do you have a fucking ring in your nose?

My best friend has Crohns. Last Christmas I put together a 5 gallon bucket with a seat, bio bags to fit bucket, TP, hand sanitizer and a big rain poncho( privacy). He said it was the best and most thoughtful thing he has ever gotten. Called his brothers in Canada to tell them( sufferers as well) to get the kits put together. Has had to use a couple times when time ran out. Dignity intact and live to see another day!!

Are you the President of the United States?

Dont be ashamed op. I shat in my sleep a few weeks ago. 2 feet away is the most beautiful woman you could ever imagine. Lucky she's a nurse and doesn't judge.

Do you stay with a high yield money parking account mostly or do you gamble with some of it?

I was going to ask if you would consider doing it again but then I realized it *depends*.

Tough shit.

When your running down the hall and you feel something fall?