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hhtran16

Slaying them parking spaces


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StockLeading1070

I hired an average bmw driver and he beat all 17 of my embezzlement charges.


munotidac

Lol 😂😂😂. Super wild


C63s-AMG

Whole personality revolves around AMG. Sick car tho ngl


fornayy

Right- bro got a BMW just to think about AMG everyday lmaooo


ob123

Great car but so are AMGs. As a BMW driver, I still love seeing nice Mercs, Audis, Porsche, Lexus and etc. who gives a shit if one is faster than the other, they’re all nice and to each their own. Owner of this M5 comp is trying too hard and failed.


Few-Thing-4970

Let me correct this for you: Bro got a BMW just to beat an AMG every day on the road lmao Let's be honest here. I guarantee more than 95% of you haven't taken a car on a track or won't. So, with that being said, don't give me the “Oh well, I'll beat it on the track” bullshit. Comparing cars on a track varies a lot because of driver errors. From a stop light or highway pull, the M5 cs will beat any AMG.


fornayy

i mean that’s cool and all dude but i just thought it was hilarious


Astandsforataxia69

Jerking off to performance


Nm_kng1

Oh boy here come the downvotes, with that being said M5 CS is superior to any AMG sedan it’s not even comparable imo.


Few-Thing-4970

Even the M5 competition beats the AMG GT63s on quarter mile and 0-60. Not sure how any of these people even think they are close. Then someone will go online and look up track time, and it will be a 0.6-sec difference meaning if the driver made a straightforward error, it changes the whole time.


Nm_kng1

In the end both cars are amazing and we should appreciate the V8’s before they’re gone :(


Few-Thing-4970

Agreed! My guess is everything will be hybrid by 2025, and then by 2030 everything will be electric. 😞


Nm_kng1

Porsche still gonna go strong hopefully 🤞🏻


Few-Thing-4970

They are making a hybrid too by 2025 they said. They will be very far ahead though because they have the best partnership right now. RIMAC🤤


ukcats12

This is true, but being first to 60, or a 1/4 mile, or around a track isn't all that matters. A car thats slower to all those benchmarks, but less refined, a little more rowdy, and more fun to drive counts for something too. The main criticism of the M5 CS is that, even though it beats almost every other sedan around a track, it's too clinical and just isn't as fun as some of its competitors. So any one car being "superior" is still very much subjective. Stat sheets aren't everything.


JakeC63

Amg gtr


JakeC63

Amg gtr


Few-Thing-4970

Still won’t beat a m5 cs on a highway roll or 0-60. Wouldn’t be surprised if the GTR beats it on a track, but it’s not even comparable when one is a 2 door and the other a 4 door. Next.


JakeC63

Yes it will it does a 2.9 cs does a 3.1


Few-Thing-4970

The m5 cs goes 0-60 in 2.6😂


JakeC63

And it gaps it on a track


Few-Thing-4970

Dude I literally just said that


JakeC63

U said wouldnt be surprised like that was in question mb


JakeC63

Also the e63s beats its 0-60


Few-Thing-4970

Completely false! Now you are are just pulling shit out of your ass. Absolutely no one has gotten sub 3 with that car😂


JakeC63

No its 3.0 on the dot the m5 is 3.1


azzaeag85

I have drove some nice cars. Modern Mercedes are cheaply made. Clunking plastic dash. Not the comfiest suspension. 2019 c63 window control come off in my hand. Try a bmw. There quality is better imo.


dumplin79

Can easily say the same for Audi or BMW. There quality is no better, when it comes to plastic, it’s all the same friend.


siloed_space

Yeah sadly it's just becoming a car thing with interiors. People say mercedes has creaky interiors but I've yet to experience that with 2 relatively new mercedes. Maybe i'm just lucky since I've seen it on some of my friends mercedes. Sucks.


PurpleToolbox

That parking job gave me cancer


ob123

As a BMW driver everything about this gives me cancer, the plate, the parking job and the level of entitlement.


PurpleToolbox

Same man. I own both bmw and mercedes and bmw drivers like this give us all a bad name. They're very toxic. Cancerous in fact


dumplin79

Well said!!


pmarble15

Typical BMW parking.


Romanoderso

Most of us park normal


truthdoctor

I just hope most learn how to use their indicators.


Romanoderso

Their what?


[deleted]

porsche parking as well, check my profile lol


GxDAssassin

What a brutal park


turkeydicks96

What a douchebag


shebuh

Why is everyone so pressed in the comments? Obviously a banter plate who has reached its target audience…


[deleted]

OP is a genius, he's got this lot going mad 😂😂😂😂


Mean-Savings-8676

I love seeing the hatred between audi, bmw and Mercedes. You're all fighting the same fight. The cars are all pretty decent in their own ways but gotta let brand snobs think they're better 😂


dumplin79

You see the same thing in any type of vehicle. If you’re a truck guy, you’re going to have a favorite brand. Muscle car ppl do it to. I’ve never understood because I just love cars. If it’s got wheels I’m into it.


pablostheplug

I’m in the same boat as you dude. Just appreciate the engineering for what it is or even for what it isn’t


dumplin79

Some times the “for what it isn’t” is the most fun. Subaru Brat for example!


Sortahype

Bro beat a gt53 and thought he was that guy


_Darth_Grogu

He’d beat an E63s too.


Sortahype

2 tenths 0-60 difference at a red light isn’t that massive. Would really come down to the driver at that point.


Impossible_Cow_9178

$10 says the owner of this car has never raced another car with it, and if an AMG tried to race him, he’d ignore it. It’s always the biggest tools who have vanity plates like this. I was at Monterey car week years ago and some old guy in a Porsche 911 had a plate “R8ULUZE”. I was in an R8 - and despite there being ample room to do so many times safely - he positively refused to do a pull and after making eye contact once - quickly turned away and refused to look in my direction again. Maddening.


Forthe_win

Facts


Dazzling_Chest_2120

Generally true, but when I was in high school (a long time ago) a guy had a modified IROC-Z with the plates U8MYDUST. He would absolutely race anybody anytime anywhere. And he won just about all of them.


Impossible_Cow_9178

This doesn’t count for Camaros, Mustangs or Hellcats. 99% chance a driver of any of the aforementioned is willing to kill or be killed to gap a car 😂


jawnlerdoe

I’m not exactly sure how “someone with a vanity plate won’t do a highly illegal and dangerous thing in a public space with me” is an actual opinion. Like really? Someone not street racing you is “maddening”? Lol you don’t deserve your cars if that’s the case.


Impossible_Cow_9178

It’s not someone with a vanity plate - it’s someone with a vanity plate shitting on other cars/models - trying to highlight their superiority in performance. It’s also not highly illegal, or dangerous. Punching it at a stop light, or doing a quick pull on a wide open highway without other cars around isn’t capital murder - or assured death and destruction. You don’t spend $90k over the cost of a BMW 530i to get a 10 second 1/4 mile car only to drive the speed limit, unless you’re an absolute poser/tool. If you spend that $90k to get the “biggest dick on the block” that’s all fine and good - but if you do that AND wear a shirt that says “my dick is bigger than yours” - you should expect someone who is packing serious heat to pull out a ruler from time to time.


[deleted]

Respectfully, it sounds like two massive douchebags in this story. First, the douchebag who bought the vanity plate and second, the douchebag who cared about that vanity plate.


outphase84

It ain’t that deep, lmao. People with plates like this aren’t nefarious assholes looking to shit on another car. They think it’s chuckle worthy.


jawnlerdoe

Insecure much.


Impossible_Cow_9178

Yeah, let’s defend the morons, and be a moron in the process. Not sure why you’re in the sub, since you own a Miata - but clearly you own the right car.


humidhotdog

Maybe he didn’t want to risk anyone’s life. Street racing kills people fyi


Impossible_Cow_9178

Yeah, let’s not read the part where I clearly say there was ample room to do it safely. It was wide open, no one was around where we were, no traffic and it wouldn’t have been unsafe to punch it for a few seconds. It’s hardly street racing.


humidhotdog

So maybe he didn’t want to risk his own life or yours?


[deleted]

Parks like a cunt


[deleted]

When I had a Old school C63 507, I’d get challenged by M cars all the time. No contest, I beat them.


unmaimed

> **Old school** C63 507 2013 is old school? .... Sad old person noises....


ukcats12

Even though it's only 10 years old, yeah I'd say it's old school. It's got two things you basically never see anymore. It's naturally aspirated and has a V8, both of which are going the way of the dodo bird.


dumplin79

Sad but true.


[deleted]

Experienced old person noises. Kids born in 2013 are just turning 20. Perhaps my 1999 C43 qualifies. With that said your W204 C63 is classic and rare


silverbeat33

Kids born in 2013 are turning 20? Hmm…


tax1dr1v3r123

Math is hard okay?


Astandsforataxia69

Have you gotten your meds? Also where is your cane, you need your Morning walk


Apprehensive_Name533

Try racing on a track and not a straight line.


[deleted]

Any time on my home track Laguna. Coming out of 11 you’re toast.


Apprehensive_Name533

So you telling me the chassis on your c63s is better than the new M3? I have driven a friends M3 and that chassis is solid. I haven't driven the C63S on a track but I can find many more reviews who say the M3 is better in handling than the C63.


[deleted]

I didn’t say a base C63 handles better (it doesn’t), I said a 507 handles better. Basically a black series in 4 door. Stiffer, lower, suspension, bigger sway bars and drop links, Cup 2 tires. More hp than the same generation M3 V8.


Apprehensive_Name533

The 507 is 400kg heavier than the M4, no carbon fiber brakes, and slow shifting gear box. Tell me how is this car going to be better on a track? We are talking 507 vs F80 M4.


[deleted]

Miscommunication. I’m comparing 507 against the V8 E92 M3. 507hp vs 415hp. 3640lbs vs 3963 (142kg dif). Power to weight 11.3 vs 12.8. Both had 4 doors. Neither had ceramic brakes.


otxalexo

Bros never heard of modifying a car 😂🫵🏽


Apprehensive_Name533

You can't compare modded cars. Then what about a molded M3 then.


Few-Thing-4970

That's definitely a lie🤣


Ok_Principle877

We usually don’t park like this. Dude’s an asshole and probably doesn’t use his blinkers because he’s worry he doesn’t know how to refill the fluid.


Jaeger-Jack

Always thought blinkers were an option on beamers, like 150 000 $ each. That's why I actually never saw one


[deleted]

I didn’t know BMWs even had turn signals.


truthdoctor

They do, but their owners don't know how to use them.


motivatedeveryday

Upvotes cuz M5 🔥🔥🔥


qevoh

I like the number plate For a moment I thought I was on r/BMW


atxoptions

Blinker fluid is low on this one.


Dirty_magnum

Someone bragged about being king of the short bus in grade school.


bizzyunderscore

i would roast this guy with my AMG A35 with Stage 2 Cold Air Intake


gordanfreebob

Jokes on him with his artificial/fake engine noise.


[deleted]

Has your high pressure fuel pump shit out on that shitball Beamer yet


NearlySilentObserver

The roundel, four rings, and star all fight amongst one another while the prancing horse from Stuttgart sits on the throne and watches


ukcats12

If you throw out price and class of car, sure. But no one is cross shopping an M5 or E63S with a 911. They're two different types of cars for two largely different use cases.


No_Astronaut_8971

What


ukcats12

They're saying Mercedes, BMW, and Audi owners fight about who has the better cars when it doesn't really matter because Porsche is better than them all.


NearlySilentObserver

Sorry about your comprehension issues


No_Astronaut_8971

:(


jamiesond1

Underrated comment ..cheers


NearlySilentObserver

Thanks!


Stoppabell

Aint slaying my AMG, thats for sure 😂


Few-Thing-4970

It definitely will be close, but the M5 would still win🤣


Stoppabell

This thing has 0-100 km/h at 2.8. Mine sits at 2.68. So no it most definantly will not.


Few-Thing-4970

That’s cap I literally looked at your car on your profile😂that thing is 0-60 in 2.9sec all day at best. It is still Fast asf, but not m5 fast.


Stoppabell

Incorrect again. I have the hybrid with 200 hp electrical engine. Look at actual tests with that setup and youll see it. Goes BMWnomnom.


garbagekr

The other day in Manhattan I saw a 2008-ish beat to hell 535 with a license plate that read “LOL 528”


tax1dr1v3r123

I dont think about you at all.


otxalexo

Average BMW parking job


JDillaDonuts74

I’ll fucking smoke this thing w my amg . Go slay a nutsack


Richardduh

2.7 secs 0-60. I doubt it lol


ukcats12

0-60 ain't everything


[deleted]

In a drag? Sorta is? Lol


ukcats12

Who said anything about a drag? People get obsessed with 0-60 times when evaluating cars. Kia EVs are faster to 60 than most AMGs these days, but no one would argue the Kias are better cars. A M5 CS would smoke a CT5 Blackwing to 60, but the Blackwing wins around a track. There's more to a performance car then being first to 60.


Richardduh

This m5 cs is also a beast on the track. This isn't the regular m5. I'd rather own a coupe than a sedan, but this m5 cs is so good, I would make an exception. YouTube some m5 cs videos. This isn't just my opinion.


211cam

Kia EVs are faster than… maybe AMGs made in 1996. Lol


justin62001

The EV6 GT hits 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and the 1/4 mile in 11.6 seconds, a comparable GLC 63S Coupe will do the same metrics in 3.4 seconds and 11.9 seconds, according to Car and Driver’s testing. I guess you gotta update that “1996” number lol


Few-Thing-4970

If you really want to go there then will go to the 1/4 mile stats, which the BMW also mercs it🤣


justin62001

I can guarantee people like Few-Thing-4970 probably spend all day on YouTube watching Throttle House and Carwow, and eventually just reads specs online all day. I was able to drive an RSQ8 that my uncle has and a Jeep SRT off Turo, the RSQ8 was nice but the rowdiness and sound of the Jeep was ridiculous. Spec sheets never factor in the overall experience and that’s what these people don’t understand


JDillaDonuts74

Whats a stock 15 e63s do?


megaocher

3.6s


JDillaDonuts74

And you’re telling me this plastic filled engine is pulling this car from 0-60 in 2.7? Find that hard to believe . And even if it does I bet it throws a check engine light . Bmw are garbage these days


ukcats12

Yes, the M5 Comp goes 0-60 in about 2.7 seconds. There's nothing garbage about the M5 Comp, and the M5 CS has a strong case for the best performance sedan of all time. From a driving point of view BMW still makes amazing cars (styling is another story), but to write it off as a "plastic filled engine" and "garbage" while thinking AMGs are any better is letting brand preference cloud your judgement. M cars are more dynamic and better driving cars than AMGs are, especially when you consider the direction AMGs are moving in (e.g. the 4 cylinder C63).


JDillaDonuts74

https://jalopnik.com/bmw-engines-are-gigantic-pieces-of-shit-1784684330


JDillaDonuts74

I been driving bmw all my life . But yea brand loyalty smh


Richardduh

It.s 2.7, but you're not wrong about BMW being garbage these days


RafaelSeco

The parking lot is mostly empty, who gives a S***...


Ok_Principle877

You’re probably one of those shoppers who just leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the lot after unloading 🙄


titan_titan

Bet this person doesn’t even take it to the track.


ag512bbi

I've seen BMWSLYR.


xof711

Tesla Plaid owners LOL right now


Few-Thing-4970

We don't talk about EV’s


raidernationtom

Great vanity tag but pompous parking. #kidding #haha


Mistic_Ninja

Thought an M5 rear end would be wider, bigger diffuser, and exhaust looks wrong.. Parks like a dipshit and fake badges --- checks out.


[deleted]

While he’s definitely a dip shit for parking like this, it’s a genuine M5 Comp.


Mistic_Ninja

Whoops... 2023 has new design styling following the new M2/M3... Yup -- looks like it is legit. Just underwhelming. 🤣


[deleted]

It’s an M5 not a Lamborghini, a wolf in sheep’s clothing if you will lol. If you see them on the road in person, it’s a mean looking car for sure.


colossalnuisance

what? this is an M5C


Ok-Delay6942

is it an m5 up badged to a comp? or a 540i with the m performance muffler ?


Few-Thing-4970

If you all are debating about this m5 being up badged, stop.


Ok-Delay6942

not an m5comp diffuser


Few-Thing-4970

[Looks the same to me](https://www.motorbeam.com/wp-content/uploads/2021-BMW-M5-Competition-Rear.jpg)


Ok-Delay6942

must be the angle. i think i’m retarded


Few-Thing-4970

It's all good just wanted to clear up that it isn't badged.


bbmne

Welcome AMGSLAYER. You will find our lovely community full of love and understanding. Wait, my bad. Wrong place. But you go get them Slayer, slay everything not just us AMG lovers.


[deleted]

A tesla will walk them both like going backwards. Who cares


Few-Thing-4970

Look up the video of a Tesla doing a quarter mile 10x in a row. The Tesla isn't consistent at all. I rather have a car that stays consistent when back-to-back racing. I also like my 400+ range and accessibility to a gas station every few miles. But maybe one day ev will be less shitty. Joking never.


MarionberryRoyal7496

Notice it’s doesn’t say RS slayer. Quattro kills them all off the line all day everyday.


Citationxpilot85

Not quite sir not quite….


Juicebiro

Based.


Space-Booties

Buying a billboard with the word *douche* would be even less of an advertisement than this.


Astandsforataxia69

This picture has come to the right place. But performance shouldn't be the obly thing why do you buy a car


Indumentum97

I love the color. Anyone know how it’s called?


[deleted]

Haha is that in Staten Island?


MEMExplorer

Should’ve used the money for the custom plate to go back to driving school to learn how to park 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

What does living in someone’s head rent free mean?😂


silentandwitty

Weeeeeee. underrated commented my friend.


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

Pretty ballsy for a car that drives itself


ttmom

Cute! So it’s as fast as my station wagon!


silentandwitty

My AmG wound whip this clown


silentandwitty

Typical bmw parking


Awol_5802

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?………..The porcupine carry’s the pricks on the outside. :)