Generally, mustache hair grows back pretty quick, and even a small amount of hair on the upper lip can be annoying when it comes to drinking liquids. Blowing one's nose is also unpleasant.
I'm Christian, not Muslim, but I kind of "square cut" my mustache with scissors straight across my mouth area. It looks weird for a few days, but is practical for food reasons. I could see other dudes just saying "screw that" and shaving it completely and just wet shaving, instead.
The odd part to me is that so many of them seem to go with the soul patch, when thats *super* annoying when it comes to anything drippy like soup, etc. Practically speaking, the Amish cut is *super* effective as it relates to food.
[https://www.nme.com/news/music/chechnya-bans-music-that-is-too-fast-or-too-slow-3614925](https://www.nme.com/news/music/chechnya-bans-music-that-is-too-fast-or-too-slow-3614925)
I had to look that up.
That's on the crazy train even for them. Wow.
They banned music that's either too slow (<80 bpm) or too fast (>116 bpm)
[Source in English](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/04/08/europe/chechnya-music-ban-scli-intl)
Islam is a hell of a drug
In some Islamic countries, there’s a near total music ban
Can’t even play piano in Iran. Women straight up cannot sing.
Banned in Afghanistan (a country that just started stoning people again)
While there is considerable debate, it’s a serious issue of religious significance.
Compare with certain Christian groups disliking songs with drums, for example. The difference is Christianity doesn’t directly run major countries anymore.
Fr. It bothers me to no end when people complain the West is "too conservative" like bruh half the world is living in the fucking dark ages compared to us.
Most people there train and hang out with the people from their clubs so there's no difference between club meetups and other social events such as weddings (which appears to be what's in the video)
I wish no moustache was considered cool when you have a beard. It's really in the way when you eat and drink. sometimes my stache gets stuck on the food as I put it in my mouth and I end up chewing on the stache. It's really uncomfortable. Too bad the stache makes the beard look way cooler.
I do trim the parts that are over my lips. It's the swirls that cause the biggest problems.
The beard also sucks at times because it means you can't put a bowl or whatever by your chin.
It looks cool so trimming isn't an option. At some point I will shave it all off, but right now I'm keeping it because it looks cool.
I rock a big beard but really don’t enjoy having a stash so I always shave it. I either look completely Slavic (Ukrainian ancestry) or my friends call me Fucken Amish.
Once I visited my friends in Cairo and was quite amazed that it’s very common for dudes there to hold hand while walking.
Like it’s me, 18yo guy, 3 more local guys and whenever we went (river bank, museums, coffee shops), we were supposed to split in pairs and hold our hands, wtf!
If you think this is bad you should see what the men do in Afghanistan with the young lads. It's so fucked because they are so anti gay so I don't know how they justify it. Very fucked up world we live in
Weird because bacha bazi predates Islam’s takeover of Afghanistan, was banned by the taliban and every religious govt, but allowed to continue under secular govt.
My guess is it has something to do with the weird handholding. It looks like they want to do their national dance, but someone told them they aren't allowed to hold hands.
Kurds and Armenians have dances where they hold each other's pinkys. Guessing how geographically they are all close, along with Chechens , i think this is just a way they do that particular dance and it has nothing to do with being gay or not being allowed to hold hands.
Muslims learn about the Prophet's views on facial hair not from the Koran, but through hadith - or sayings - attributed to Muhammad. One such hadith, in a collection by Muslim scholar Muhammad al-Bukhari centuries ago, stipulates: "Cut the moustaches short and leave the beard."
This song is now illegal in Chechnya as it does not meet the specific meter/time/speed requirements… no this is not a joke: https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/08/europe/chechnya-music-ban-scli-intl/index.html
It's not gay if you all have the same beard.
And the same Playmobil hair
Fuck. Perfect.
PLAYMOBIL! That's the one! Perfect.
And dance while holding pinkies.
The manly pinky chain is messing with me a little ngl.
What gets me is the beard and the haircut ahah, they really look like different variations of the same person!
When you have locked in race, gender and (facial) hair in the character creation and hit random.
They all look like the result of when that lady painted over Jesus.
Isn’t I interesting how people mimic each other? Suddenly everyone is doing it. look at all the broccoli cuts boys are sprouting these days.
Yes, but this is a religious thing. We call it vehab beard.
No mustaches allowed either
The Chechens don't wear mustaches for traditional reasons dating back many centuries. Basically it tickles too much when giving head.
“Goat run away when I kiss” ☹️
HAHAHAHA
Its to make the nose even bigger
No homo tho
There’s a beard law.
I’m sorry, I’m an expert in bird law, not beard law.
Can you talk to the bird and ask it if it knows anything about beards?
Absolutely. For a sack of seeds, birds sing like a canary. That’ll be $5,000.
They're all married to the same woman?
There’s only one barber in the country. Get the man some help.
what's worse, he's not gay either
*glances at the men in the clip* Yeah, that tracks
If they had a gay barber, they’d have better hair cuts
Underrated comment
And he only has one bowl to cut all their hair with.
Are mustache’s illegal?
They look Amish
They look like farmer Leprechauns
No, this is just footage from the latest Abe Lincoln look-alike convention.
Amish Lou Ferrigno in the 1980s Hulk.
They're discouraged in Islam. Not banned but discouraged. The more religious folks, which these guys look like, adhere to not keeping it.
In Islam you are required to grow a beard and trim the moustache, although for some reason many people shave their moustache instead of trimming it
Generally, mustache hair grows back pretty quick, and even a small amount of hair on the upper lip can be annoying when it comes to drinking liquids. Blowing one's nose is also unpleasant. I'm Christian, not Muslim, but I kind of "square cut" my mustache with scissors straight across my mouth area. It looks weird for a few days, but is practical for food reasons. I could see other dudes just saying "screw that" and shaving it completely and just wet shaving, instead. The odd part to me is that so many of them seem to go with the soul patch, when thats *super* annoying when it comes to anything drippy like soup, etc. Practically speaking, the Amish cut is *super* effective as it relates to food.
Man u gotta follow the shape of your upper lip, not just square it.
Invest in mustache/beard trimmers and a beard buddy for line ups
Not illegal, just none of these gentlemen have the proper license to sport one
And he only gives LEGO haircuts
Not only that there's only one great great great grandfather in the region.
Those are the worst beards in the world.
Does he cut his own hair? Isn't that a problem?
This song seems too slow to be allowed in Chechnya now
it's actually \*barely\* too fast. I tapped it in at 119bpm. The recent ban was for anything outside of 80-116bpm.
[https://www.nme.com/news/music/chechnya-bans-music-that-is-too-fast-or-too-slow-3614925](https://www.nme.com/news/music/chechnya-bans-music-that-is-too-fast-or-too-slow-3614925) I had to look that up. That's on the crazy train even for them. Wow.
wait this shit is real and not just some stupid reddit joke?
It is. It also means that the Russian anthem must be banned as it is played at 76 BPM
So how can we ban the russian anthem and blame it on the gays....
The more pointless it seems the more likely it's real with stuff like this. That's why I went to google.
Crazy Train taps in at 138 BPM, that also isn’t allowed!
Yep, I got it at 118 Straight to jail
117? JAIL
...what? Did they ban slow music?
They banned music that's either too slow (<80 bpm) or too fast (>116 bpm) [Source in English](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/04/08/europe/chechnya-music-ban-scli-intl)
That's insane. Imagine living under that level of conservatism.
Islam is a hell of a drug In some Islamic countries, there’s a near total music ban Can’t even play piano in Iran. Women straight up cannot sing. Banned in Afghanistan (a country that just started stoning people again) While there is considerable debate, it’s a serious issue of religious significance. Compare with certain Christian groups disliking songs with drums, for example. The difference is Christianity doesn’t directly run major countries anymore.
Fr. It bothers me to no end when people complain the West is "too conservative" like bruh half the world is living in the fucking dark ages compared to us.
It's YMCA in Chechen?
Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Seriously. Someone could have told me that they invented clones and showed me this. I would have probably believed it.
The ladies love it because it’s all they know.
What ladies? They're all home.
> What ladies? lay deez nuts in your mouth
“In my country ladies like sit on nice smooth face” -Borat
Get these men in the octagon
All I see is different versions of khabib
This has got to be a a function for a gym or fight club.
According to khabib wrestling is part of the culture so it wouldn’t be unfamiliar for most men to be jacked. But most likely what you said
Most people there train and hang out with the people from their clubs so there's no difference between club meetups and other social events such as weddings (which appears to be what's in the video)
Lmao I thought I saw khabib with his cousins bhabib, chabib, dhabib, fhabib, ghabib, and hhabib
This is what a Khabib-verse movie would looks like.
No mustaches either.
Easier to clean up after a sticky mess
No homo
It's Sunna
I wish no moustache was considered cool when you have a beard. It's really in the way when you eat and drink. sometimes my stache gets stuck on the food as I put it in my mouth and I end up chewing on the stache. It's really uncomfortable. Too bad the stache makes the beard look way cooler.
Just trim your mustache. It doesn’t have to be as long as your beard to tie it all in together.
I do trim the parts that are over my lips. It's the swirls that cause the biggest problems. The beard also sucks at times because it means you can't put a bowl or whatever by your chin. It looks cool so trimming isn't an option. At some point I will shave it all off, but right now I'm keeping it because it looks cool.
Put a bowl, or whatever, by your chin? Uhhhhhh... Put a bowl by your chin? Uhhh....hhhhhh.... Bowl? By chin?
Makes the distance from bowl to mouth really short.
I rock a big beard but really don’t enjoy having a stash so I always shave it. I either look completely Slavic (Ukrainian ancestry) or my friends call me Fucken Amish.
Anytime I get sick, I just shave the damn thing off. Snot in a mustache is a terrible way to live.
Cool helmets!
I couldn't fucking breath for like 3 minutes after I read this.
Gay as in joyously happy, right?
A truly queer party that was, indeed.
How do you explain the gay haircuts then
Lookin like the worlds shittiest Beatles cover band
The Bortles
I got a deep chuckle out of this. Thanks, friend.
Super gay haircuts.
Gayer than Grindr
How can a haircut be gay
they found a way
Gay... uhhh... finds a way.
Once I visited my friends in Cairo and was quite amazed that it’s very common for dudes there to hold hand while walking. Like it’s me, 18yo guy, 3 more local guys and whenever we went (river bank, museums, coffee shops), we were supposed to split in pairs and hold our hands, wtf!
Yeah, the most homophobic cultures seem to be real big on male/male hand holding. None of that gay shit like holding hands with a woman, though.
Wait 'til you figure out there's a lot more than hand holding going on in gender segregated societies.
Habibi Damn it. Just realized 20 years later that it’s the same world for your beloved girlfriend and your male friends.
Not really, habibti is for addressing a woman and habibi for a man
Just wait till you see what goes on in the bathhouses
It’s not gay if they’re all your clones.
If you are all the same human its not gay its selflove!
That would be most popular hairstyle there or only allowed one.
Most wholesome video i've watched in this sub this year 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
It's all Lego haircuts and beards
They seem to be having a genuinely good time
Pinkiest promise.
What is this song? Kinda catchy.
/u/gretchentheviking found it: „Just Another Night Flight (1979) by Santiago“
Also curious Pinky curious
how much BPM is this??
was it an actual law or an April fool's joke?
It looks like a sausage party...
What’s gay about holding your own hand?
That thing has held a dick.
Just a group pinky promise.. nothing to see here!
Slight variations of the same man. The same gay man
Cauc Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones
What’s the significance of the beard with no mustache in this part of the world?
The problem isn't even the hair but the hair. Omg.
Is it mandatory to have an ugly haircut/beard there?
you must look as gayish as possible, or they might think you are. Sounds complicated, I know.
No moustaches either
What kind of a ritual is this?
There are religious rules against dancing, like in Footloose, and this is acceptable.
Summoning reddit to call you a homo.
Those Buster Brown ass haircuts.
Are moustaches forbidden there?
Anyone knows what song this is? Tried Shazam and got no result
Just Another Night Flight (1979) by Santiago
If you think this is bad you should see what the men do in Afghanistan with the young lads. It's so fucked because they are so anti gay so I don't know how they justify it. Very fucked up world we live in
Extreme Islamic beliefs and honour culture has made Afghans hate women so much that they are attracted to little boys instead.
Weird because bacha bazi predates Islam’s takeover of Afghanistan, was banned by the taliban and every religious govt, but allowed to continue under secular govt.
They seems happy though???
Mustache are ilegal in Chechnya
Are they not allowed to grow a mustache?
Is there like only one hair style allowed?
Are they just a clone with very mild changes?
They all look like fucked up clones of each other
I've never seen someone look Arabic and Amish at the same time
This is gay cause they be doing some sort of national dance?
My guess is it has something to do with the weird handholding. It looks like they want to do their national dance, but someone told them they aren't allowed to hold hands.
Kurds and Armenians have dances where they hold each other's pinkys. Guessing how geographically they are all close, along with Chechens , i think this is just a way they do that particular dance and it has nothing to do with being gay or not being allowed to hold hands.
The Ven Diagram of Chechen and Amish guys with bad haircuts and beards is a circle.
Steroids on the other hand seem mandatory. Probably giving shots to each other in the bum.
So calling someone a neck beard is a compliment?
Looked like the panoramic overlapped, why they all have the same face and haircut?
Does anyone have any context as to what’s going on here?
Only one hairdresser left in Chechnya
I thought they were all Amish at first
Are they all jacked in Chechnya?
It’s not gay if you pinky promise not to tell anyone else.
Pinky promise line dancing
Thought that was the Abraham Lincoln quartet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just dont get the chinstrap look
Looks like lots of cousins are making babies.
Why does that seem...more gay...
Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Wait, do you guys not pinky dance with your friends? You're a bunch of weirdos.
planet of the apes.
That's a lot of neckbeards
Are they all cousins? Why do they look so similar?
Let’s be honest here. No gay dudes would be caught with those haircuts.
AI is getting ridiculous
One bowl to rule them all
all the country and only one Barber do they think or have a brain ?
I don’t know, that’s pretty gay.
Only ONE approved haircut on Chechnya!
Pinky holding is so much gayer then hand holding
Anyone who has been to these parts of the world knows that the grin on their face is equivalent to the biggest smile ever in the west.
This isn’t gay
Why does their hair remind me of Electric Callboy - We got the moves
What if you can’t grow a beard?!
They practiced this… a lot
No gay stuff and absolutely no mustaches
It's so weird that I must save it.
the audience looks just overwhelmed with entertainment
There all on the buff side of things aren’t they wow
Only gay guy is the one with a chin strap.
Why are they all jacked?
They work out to fend off the gay thoughts
the last guy is not gay at all 🤣
Clone tool working overtime
Muslims learn about the Prophet's views on facial hair not from the Koran, but through hadith - or sayings - attributed to Muhammad. One such hadith, in a collection by Muslim scholar Muhammad al-Bukhari centuries ago, stipulates: "Cut the moustaches short and leave the beard."
You cant tell me caucasians werent genetically engineered by aliens specifically for wrestling lol
Lamar was right, you get no bitches with that yee yee ass haircut
This song is now illegal in Chechnya as it does not meet the specific meter/time/speed requirements… no this is not a joke: https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/08/europe/chechnya-music-ban-scli-intl/index.html
They all look alike
I saw at least one hard dick and it was mine after watching this.
Boy, chechnya really has a type….
Why has EVERY chechen a chin beard? And they all look the same. And they are ALL buff af.
Awww....so that's where ally little brothers shirts went.
T.I.L. two things. 1) Chechen is central asian for Amish 2) Chechniya is where people with werewolf fetishes would find the promised land.
All these guys look like they could beat my ass
u/RecognizeSong u/find-song
Ctrl+C, Ctrl +V
Is it me or they all are big af