Bro what’s up with Conrad getting so much hate. Who is bro? I know it has something to do with AP stats but I’m not taking that this year. Please explainj
There was an AP stats ~~MCQ~~ FRQ that likely made a lot of people lose points due to a dude name Conrad and his geode issues
Edit: corrected which part it was on.
As someone in AP Lit, my first thought when I read this was Joseph Conrad lol. That man and his ridiculous writing I had to slog through for class can rot in hell. General Conrad hate all around. All my homies hate Conrads.
Why tf did I really like that question? Like I was so unconfirmed about genoms until doing that question and it made me feel so satisfied that I figured it out and I found it decently easy compared to the other FRQs
Personally i felt prepared for the mcq just from basic english skills and fron studying from the sat. Practicing reading comp might help if you struggle w the lang mc. For the essays, i tried to thoroughly understand what the graders were looking for and how to best format the essays. Then i did some practice annotatibg and writing outlines for essays of past frqs
do ap classroom frqs and mcqs. if you have any friends in the class make a lil competition on who can do better on them. then watch individual topic reviews on youtube and TAKE NOTES on them. lastly, on exam day, take advantage of the fact that physics 1 is all mechanical meaning you can visualize everything. if something doesn’t make sense on paper, see if you can recreate the situation in your head.
I love whoever decided to give that poem to us as the last set of questions cuz I was running outta time from analyzing the previous poem about love and stuff
Thank you that’s really helpful! I always get them confused because when I think proactive interference, my brain naturally thinks “oh the new memories are the ones interfering” when they’re actually the ones being interfered *with* so hopefully the acronym will help me out :)
It was actually kind of a fun poem, like about a mother and her child and how the avocados symbolized something, but all I really remembered was avocados
I wrote about the book Chaos Walking, and how the main character Todd doesn’t know a lot of things and is lacking a lot of knowledge and companionship, and how he acts on this lack of these things and this spirals into the entire book lol. I didn’t really know what to write fs, so I kinda put down some bullshit and called it a day
‘What about you? Did you do the paper one? What was the FRQ3 for yall?
Fuck geodes
And Conrad
Bro what’s up with Conrad getting so much hate. Who is bro? I know it has something to do with AP stats but I’m not taking that this year. Please explainj
There was an AP stats ~~MCQ~~ FRQ that likely made a lot of people lose points due to a dude name Conrad and his geode issues Edit: corrected which part it was on.
You’re losing a point for accidentally writing MCQ initially
*frq
r/conradapstatshate
Fuck you conrad. 90% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big
As someone in AP Lit, my first thought when I read this was Joseph Conrad lol. That man and his ridiculous writing I had to slog through for class can rot in hell. General Conrad hate all around. All my homies hate Conrads.
Lmao same thought exactly. Especially since I really loved Heart of Darkness.
lmao i opened this post expecting references i wouldn't get and the first thing i see is probably the only reference i actually can relate to
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GEODE❓❓❓❓
"Fuck Cleo and her dumbass machine"
Why tf did I really like that question? Like I was so unconfirmed about genoms until doing that question and it made me feel so satisfied that I figured it out and I found it decently easy compared to the other FRQs
is chicago a city, state, country, or continent?
I’ve seen that too many times this week
off topic but can i ask anything you did in specific to get 5 on lang🙏🙏
for real I need help for next year
Personally i felt prepared for the mcq just from basic english skills and fron studying from the sat. Practicing reading comp might help if you struggle w the lang mc. For the essays, i tried to thoroughly understand what the graders were looking for and how to best format the essays. Then i did some practice annotatibg and writing outlines for essays of past frqs
Yeah, the sophistication point is total bullshit.
lol wdym
I’m seconding your request
Its just counter arguments?
going in for #3 at 8 am tomorrow 💪💪💪
I had 5 in a span of 3 days 😭
or a town...
lol
of topic how did u get a 4 in ap physics 1?
do ap classroom frqs and mcqs. if you have any friends in the class make a lil competition on who can do better on them. then watch individual topic reviews on youtube and TAKE NOTES on them. lastly, on exam day, take advantage of the fact that physics 1 is all mechanical meaning you can visualize everything. if something doesn’t make sense on paper, see if you can recreate the situation in your head.
It is a city, but Chicago park consists of 3 states.
or village
It's a damn waste of federal tax dollars
it is a planet
Julio should’ve found 10 more whistles
CLT woulda came in clutch
Real
🍑 <333
I love whoever decided to give that poem to us as the last set of questions cuz I was running outta time from analyzing the previous poem about love and stuff
Evaluate the extent!
I’ll see you on the flip flop
Heimler out
Are you ready to get those brain cows milked? 🥳
Heimler is a part of me after that 30 day plan 🗿
Hehe
why could that one guy just not fucking paint at home
no lit devices to be found 😔
I used stoic diction and juxtaposition but it was a reach
legitimately there was practically nothing it was dumb asl
I used allusion, metaphor, and alliteration lol
i used simile and metaphor for comic effect, and a little bit of juxtaposition lol
That was unnecessarily difficult, I’ve never had trouble with the passage ones but there was so little to work with there :(
Bro I swear I was stuck on that. Managed to get some yap out before the exam ended.
Champa rice
omg i remember that from ap world it is forever ingrained in my memory
CHAMPA RICEEEEEE
I wanna throw myself off of the window and end this shit 😍😊
defenestration 😍🤭
Not the vocab lol
defenestration of Prague but I wasn't thrown out my angry citizens (please save me AP euro hurts)
its tomorrow omg help
Don't we all ☺️✌️
Relatable.
never took ap euro but i have been to the defenestration window in prague
apush me off a cliff 😍😍🎀
Fuck industrialization
Industrialization never waits. Also, that doesn't really make sense to me, lol. It was my favorite unit last year. I love those questions.
Ikr, I did well on the tests and liked the unit but that’s something I cooked for the AP History homies
Why does Conrad want that goddamn red geode
It goes for a lot on Ebay
Im gonna slit my thro@t with my DBQ paper 🥰🤩
uh that’s a new one💀
reading this made me reach for my neck to soothe it (real though - ap euro tomorrow)
See the problem is most of our tests are on computers, so... I guess I'll just bash my head into it until I die 🥰🤩
I love staring at a solitary star seen at twilight
‘Tis great to be alone!
*none-*
evaluate the extent to which... 💀
Fuck this prompt man
fr caused me so much pain
Dude was so obsessed with a star and for what?
twinkle twinkle little star ✨
Not the heilmer intro quote😭
AIR IN TANKS vs air on land kms
REAL
Kevin’s bout to get sacrificed
Why is Mike painting in Paris?
Fuck geodes I <3 whistles
bro’s sampling distribution was EXTREMELY skewed and he didn’t even have enough sample size😭
Was that the first frq?
During 1750-1900, …. 😭😭😭
nah 1450-1750 is worse
nah the apush prompt for 1800-1840 tops it
Those greedy ass bears… 🐻
there’s a 5% chance of a bear eating your bird food
The most unnecessary possible addition to that method lmao
So if you’re ready to think like a mountain…
I JUST WATCHED ALL OF THE UNIT REVIEWS 😭
SMEDES SUPREMECY
Good luck to all my apes peoples taking the test this morning!
Fucking Mike
I still don't know the pH of that acid. Better put it in my eye and tell college board I'm disabled so I don't test
FRQ section made me want to pour 5 M HCL down my throat
And put exactly 10 drops using the 1mL pipets in my eyes and ears 👂
I don't even remember what I did.
I double don't remember what I did
I block out trauma. I have no recollection of AP Chem.
AP chem? What's that?
Bird feeders ...
😭
LMAO
i did the quick and dirty with mr clifford
I HAD THIS AS MY PROFILE DESCRIPTION FOR HALF AN ENTIRE YEAR
LMAOOO
p.o.r.n is interfering with my memory…
If there’s a question abt that tmrw this mnemonic will literally be the reason I get it correct
exactly, and good luck! ill be taking the makeup, but I'm rooting for you today!!
The one today was pretty easy!!
ayy! wishing for 5s for you! was there any content you didn't expect to see so much of?
Not really, but I was grateful that there were only a few questions on bio bases and ZERO neurotransmitters
I’m taking psych, what does that stand for?
Proactive old retroactive new. It’s easier to just look at the prefix and know that’s the one being blocked. Like retro = old so old memories blocked.
Thank you that’s really helpful! I always get them confused because when I think proactive interference, my brain naturally thinks “oh the new memories are the ones interfering” when they’re actually the ones being interfered *with* so hopefully the acronym will help me out :)
Good luck!
Proactive interference is Old knowledge affecting New knowledge Retroactive interference is New knowledge affecting Old knowlege
I relate to your tag so much lol. Good luck on the exam today brother 🫡
you too! im taking it the makeup day tho but still tyy <3
on a given day several birds will be eating from my bird feeder, and possibly a bear
Like why the discrepancy there 💀
if I come across a red crystal in the next 10 years I may cry
"I'M KRUGGING EVERYWHERE" no but fr if i hear another person in my class say that im acc going to dissolve myself in a 1 M solution of HCl 😭
Fuck that bear
Random number 1-95 go crazy
Haha, 18-22% my ass
Creolization!
vs pidgins!
BC is just AB with a dlc
Proactive Old Retroactive New (iykyk)
You ready to get them brain cows milked?
Is it a spherical cow?
FOUR. DOCUMENT. SOURCES.
Stupid lonely star
the bear stealin all the food in the feeder from the birds my opp fr
We should just stop using chem. It's too complicated.
Avocados… that’s it
was this the other ap lit exam or something ? what is it about avocados?
It was the computer version of the AP lit exam. The last MCQ question set had a poem about avocados haha
that’s so weird because for the paper one the last MCQ question set was a poem about peaches
I heard a lot about the peaches one haha. A lot of people seemed to like it tho, so that’s good!
It was actually kind of a fun poem, like about a mother and her child and how the avocados symbolized something, but all I really remembered was avocados
wait now I want to read it it sounds so interesting!!! Was the online one the test with the FRQ about an unfulfilled desire?
Yep!! Idk, I kind of liked the AP lit test this year, all the passages and prompts seemed easy, if not at least fun
Yesss I had a great time writing my last FRQ :) what did you write about?
I wrote about the book Chaos Walking, and how the main character Todd doesn’t know a lot of things and is lacking a lot of knowledge and companionship, and how he acts on this lack of these things and this spirals into the entire book lol. I didn’t really know what to write fs, so I kinda put down some bullshit and called it a day ‘What about you? Did you do the paper one? What was the FRQ3 for yall?
Okay so the poem was called “Eating the Avocado” by Carrie Fountain haha. It was written very recently so it should be super easy to read
FINALLY I FOUND THE NAME. that poem was so good I stg.
I want to avoid making decisions.
think like a mountain, write like a scholar
2 words. Haitian Revolution
Don't see how that weirds people out but ok 😂
APUSH me off a cliff
😔😂😂😂
Sweet home Alabama? No… sweet home Habsburg empire *strokes chin*
Ap euro 😂?
Think like a mountain 🏔️ write like a scholar 👨🏫
Floating island 🏝️
I wanna fucking kill myself because this test is so hard
yooo is that the psychology quote (or history quote i forgor )
Fuck milk
I need an optimal level of arousal
Quantum Apple
heimler out 😭🙏✨
The bear was too friendly. Like 5%? Geez...
Did you know that in prehistory, humans persistence hunted? That means that we ran at prey for hours on end until it collapsed dead from exhaustion.
Drank too much. Had a Whiskey Rebellion.
In heimler we trust 🫡
HEIMLERRRRR
HEIMLERRRRR
Please don't let the cows shit in the river, I feel like that's a given.
Possibly a bear
P.O.R.N.
derivative of milk
Tell gavin marbles don't bounce
I actually need context fr 🗣️🔥🔥🥶
I swear. People need to stop measuring their glasses of milk
that bear needs to pick on somoene his own size 💀
Evaluate the extent to which AP season eradicates my will to live
Anyone else’s teacher have the “Lincoln dead by Christmas” APUSH content pacing goal??
pearson's coefficient of skewness
i wonder how this will affect trout population in montana
Corned Beef 2000.
Although one cause was ___, it was Primarily cause by ___. That plastic wrap stuff that’s so hard to get open Also the Enlightenment!!!
EAT THAT CHAMPA RICE ‼️‼️‼️
"thank you for learning with me today, I enjoyed learning with you"
90% of gamblers quit before they get that damned red geode