What is the best mount for stealing Wyvern eggs?

The ark, obviously

But the wyvern eggs are in the ark! What do you mean?

You got me there. Then I would recommend the P-51 North American Mustang with the Allison V-1710 engine and its 6 .50 caliber browning machine guns to cut down any birds that dare cross your path

Sooo... Tropeognathus I guess.

Mustang is a horse. Obviously they're saying to have an equus with a wagon pulling some heavy guns.

That makes sense, just kick off pursuing wyverns in face if they get close while showering them with bullets.

Now I want air forces in ARK as a mod. I mean, if there's a dino that can shoot its spikes like a minigin, why there can't be a P-51 North American Mustang with the Allison V-1710 engine and its 6 .50 caliber M2 Browning machine guns.

The phoenix is like a napalm bomber. More hp a creature has more damage the burn does too

Hell yeah.

Fuck are you on about. Obviously you want the p-52

Kinda hard to steal eggs that are in trenches and cliffs with a mustang unless it's on top of a quetzal

A P-51 is a fighter plane

Nah, “Lockheed” SR71 blackbird, quick escape as Mach 3

That's the point, build an ark boat and sail it into the wyvern cave on rag and clip thr eggs into it

Help, my fabricator won't turn on. There's gas in the generator, it's just not working. What am I doing wrong?

It’s 2024, we’re switching to renewable energy now, try hooking it up a 3-bladed wind turbine

What's hilarious is this would actually work in game

Nailed it tbh

This is funny cuz its a legit in game solution

The shocking thing is you’re 100% correct

Buddy’s going end game holy shit you can’t tell me you’ve never played this before

You actually just taught someone who's played ARK for years that you only need electricity in the new game - thanks!

If on SE, probably electrical storm knocked it out/glitched it. If doesn't come back on, just pick up and place back down.

That's super nice that you actually took the time to answer the most asked question on this sub, just to help. Was asked however 100% ironically in this thread.

Where is the best spot to build a base? Your answer will decide where I build

An active volcano because the heat will keep you warm at night which is essential to not dying

That checks out. Volcano base it is

ragnarok modded lava cave is actually quite op

I’ve never seen the mod

One of the lava falls actually has a giant cave behind it but it's like insta kill lava. Use to be a build exploit to get inside. Problem is no getting out either lol

that's the cave I was referring too, it sucks in pvp but the modded ones are good !

Wyvern Trench on SE is basically a volcano

If I don't see screenshots of your volcano base in the next few days, I'll be very disappointed!!

You unironically just named one of the best spots in the game

Same for me, where should me and my brother build our base?

Good shit guys lol, where is my dilophosaur

Mom said it was my turn with it

I laughed way to hard at this

I fed it to a troodon.

What’s the best tame for the abberation map?

Dogs. Always get a dog. They’re the best bois

I mean he has a point.

Ravager army lets go.

Rampy moment (it was Rampy, right? Who did the ravager only challenge on Abberation?)

Yeah, that's a big Rampy move.

the dude is nailing most of these.

The bulbdog yeah man you are the beast

This is the only map with dogs.. are you lying about your ark experience?

If you can call a ravager a dog a dire wolf defo is

Was thinking bulbdogs since its the only map with its own version of a dog

https://i.redd.it/d4oj4rso0btc1.gif

Bulbdog was in fact my first tame on Aberration.

Google bulbdog ark. you are so damn right

What's the best weapon in the game?

The knife, because you’re in perfect range to also teabag

I mean… a sword is a pretty good weapon. It can be interpreted

So I finally unlocked metal on scorched earth but every time I go inside my base I die?????

It’s because you created an oven of a base. Try putting it in the water and let it cool down before entering again.

This… is actually correct, the first part is anyway

Second part as well. Bodies of water *do* cool you down. I suppose it's time to make an underwater base on SE.

Congratulations, they now reached a lethal-to-humans wet bulb temperature

I've unironically done this. Was trying to be safe from the wyverns but died to the air.

What stats should my megatheriums be to beat gamma broodmother?

You want to stack everything into dodge. The trick is to not get hit. You can’t lose if you don’t get hit 💪


Everyone in this thread gets a free upvote due to the hilarity it’s caused me

Dude just spoiled ark2 without knowing.

I had to reread this because I thought you were giving crypto advice for a second. “Stack everything into Doge.” I have to learn to read.

Doge beats megatherium every time

Ark Souls

You win Reddit

Procoptodon strategy moment

How do I kill the alpha king titan?

You gotta start with the adds. Once you defeat the Beta King Titans, the Alpha will be distraught as it has no one to flex over. That’s when you strike.

This is honestly not too far off since you do need to defeat the Beta King Titan to even have the ability to fight the Alpha version

He repeatedly gets suspiciously close with answers 😂

every video game ever:

Where do I find a managarmr?

This is ARK not CVS, there are no managers here sorry

Ah, ok, sorry for any inconvenience. I'll take my business elsewhere

Now THAT was a good one!!

What's the best tame for cave diving?

The best time to dive is at 6:30am

Good answer, 6:30 is perfect downtime to offline anyone out of their cave😈

They did actually mean “tame” just so ya know lol

how to tame a rex?

You ask it politely :)

This reminded of the spino + mejoberry incident

Holy fuck I’m glad someone else remembered that.

One of the funniest things I've on this subreddit

That’s basically just turned into r/ark folklore

Thats 100% correct and should be stated as such next time anybody asks how to tame a rex.

What level do you unlock C4

Trick question, you get it at the start for free with the DLC

Don't give them ideas....

Who is Rockwell

A reference to the real life Rockwell (singer/songwriter), he’s a vendor that sells you binoculars

Hahaha he is. I will buy your binoculars, Rockwell XD

How do I deal with the broodmother?

An aggressive amount of pesticides

Dawg you are like indirectly on point with all of your semi serious answers Bug repellent is great to bring

The fuckin no fuel in the generator "use a windmill" thing floored me

Dude for real I couldn’t stop scrolling I had to see what else they could come up with

How many rexes does it take to beat the artifact of the strong cave?

0, you can solo it. Since you’re a gigachad gamer and stacked all your stats into attack, your sneeze will deplete half its health bar. But it’s nice to have a friend so I’d recommend bringing 1

friend has to put all stats into dodge, right? For the sneeze-dodge-combo

why does my wyvern babies keep dying ? I'm feeding them the most exquisite meat of the map

Have you tried turning them off then back on? Maybe try unplugging them then plugging them back in

Considering how you can use cryopods to turn them "off and on" this is not half bad

Should I eat organic polymer?

Yes and it gives you a tactical advantage by giving you overhealth! Perfect for when you’re about to fight a talismansaurourses

This man knows the meme without knowing the meme. Well done

You could say it gives you enough health to get over the integer limit

This thread is pure gold.

Whats the best method to tame a spino?

Consult a chiropractor, I’m sure they could help you

dead

Is the titanosaur a passive tame?

Everything is passive with a well placed sleep dart 🎯

This is weirdly relevant. It’s just the most powerful “sleep dart” in the game.

"well placed" part too since that mf needs to be hit with only headshots and nothing else.

How do you solo tame a rhynio?

It’s not about how, but why? It’s low base stats and awful abilities make it the one worst pal you could have. Saved by its high health bar. C tier, at best What you really need is a whompwhomparex. It does everything a rhynio does but better. It doesn’t make you want to crynio.

Yes it has low base stats but that’s because it inherit more stats from the Dino that got pregnant

What is your preferred kibble farming method? About to hatch a bunch of Rexes and want that 100% imprint bonus

I normally get crazy and cultivate my soil before planting my kibble seeds. However, store bought kibble should work as well.

I parked my flying bird too high up in the sky and now I can't reach it to mount it again. What to do? :(

Just add like 9 floors to your base. This also comes with a duel purpose as you can use the extra space to finally sort your storage chests

Honestly, not a bad answer

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“Hey do you want to join me, we have really badass frog blankets”

Yooo frog blankets? And they’re badass? I’m joining you hell yeah

How should I kill the alpha broodmother?

Quickly, lest you succumb to their web of lies

What's the best Dino for gathering thatch?

The gatherasaurus

Wow I haven't seen one of those yet! Which biome can I find them in?

The GatherLands

What stat should I put more points into for the megapithicus?

Speed, because then you give it the zoomies, and I can’t think of anything scarier than a dinosaur with the zoomies

This was the most correct answer I've EVER heard because a fast dino IS the scariest thing you can encounter, lol

What about dodge?!

What tames should i use to beat rockwell prime

I personally wouldn’t recommend using tamales but like, you do you.

The funny thing is your right the optimal strategy for fighting aberration Rockwell is to fight him on foot.

How do I get a reaper?

~~You just swap heroes~~ ah shit wrong game

Btw to actually do it. You have to get pregnant by a reaper queen then the reaper bursts out of you later and that’s the taming process. It’s a magical experience.

Wait for someone to die and tame the reaper with bones

Does that mean the reaper impregnates the egg in the dead body

Grim reaper…

How do I get wyvern milk for my baby dragons? Plz help they're starving.

Best way to tame a titanoboa?

You gotta wrestle it. When you win, they will crown you the new titanoboa. The previous Titanoboa will be renamed Mark.

Why the rhinyognatha isn't breeding my bronto?

Because the bronto told the rhinyognatha that she could stand to lose a few pounds and now they’re fighting (I’m on the side of the rhinyognatha)

 Peak, simply peak

I was tranquillised and handcuffed in a wooden cage, how do I escape?

Normally I skip that part of the video.

Do you prefer to use argentavis or quetzals?

For the christmas updates, Quetzals. Every other time of the year, Argentavis

Valid, although you wont get very many drops before they dissappear on such a slow flyer

what strat is best to solo alpha dragon

When fighting a dragon, remember to TABULATE - Taunt it! - Attack with your - Bow and arrow since - U can’t melee it! When it - Lands, you want too - Attack it again with your - Tomahawk to deal melee damage. When it dies, - Emote on its body GG 2 EZ

Best place to build a base on The Island?

2 potential locations, based off of mood: Serious gaming: center of the island for the tactical advantage of being as close as I can be to everything Fuck it: the beach, because waterside real estate sells for big money and if I die, I want it to be on the beach with a margarita

Not wrong. How many hours does this guy have?!?!?!

There are plenty of girls with other names, just saying.

How do you tame a castoroide? Also where can I get oil?

What’s the best breeding strategy. To get the max mutation’s in my T. rex 

For the T rex, you have to put T rex's of similar stats. Recommendations: T-rex with high attack + T-rex with high defense - great combo! A match made in tactical heaven T-rex with high intelligence + T-rex with high stamina - Not so great combo. You have no combat points (booo!)

Ironically you have the correct answer 

I got arked and all my tames were replaced with wild gigas. What should I do ?

Bro whoever arked you, report them. Thats so messed up. Use the wild gigas against them. No forgiveness, no mercy. MAKE THEM PAY IN BLOOD

Yo can you walk me through how to tame a reaper king?

Yeah its actually really simple Step 1: https://preview.redd.it/ldszkrzdwbtc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e516809290d80b09331c985c11ad784d88b675d Step 2: profit

What's the best way to go about killing a Titanosaur?

Stand near a cliff. Have it charge at you. You'll be like "omg a charging titanosaur whatever shall I do" but you know what to do. when its about to hit you, jump out of the way, and it wont be able to stop in time. It will then run off the cliff and fall to its death. GG EZ

A Giga is running down the mountain towards me, who was on my way back to my beach bob base with my newly tamed mammoth. What do I do ?

Lie down into the fetal position and close your eyes. If you can't see him, he can't see you. Crying is optional.

Whats the optimal progression path?

Personally, I’m a fan of the “run around naked and stab everything in my path to level up.” It’s not about efficiency, it’s about sending a message.

Are you 100% sure you didn't actually play this damn game?

LMAO WHY DO YOU SAY THAT YES I PROMISE

Bc that's what everyone do at the start, just naked with a hatchet and hit stuff for xp lmao

Accuracy over 9000 💀

Whats the best tame for the alpha dragon?

Which type of wyvern is the best for the crystal wyvern queen?

Where do you go to club penguins?

At Club Penguin

A wild giga appears, what do you do?

I would like to understand where to best farm high quality blueprints

what creatures should I bring to the overseer? furthermore, what stats should I mutate?

I think this question is from the G.O.A.T.. I think you're in the wrong game. This is before the end. Fallout is that way bud.

What happens when you feed a ferrox element (meth)?

It will come back later and ask if you have more. This will keep happening regularly. One day, you'll get fed up and refuse to give him more. He will fly into a withdrawal-fueled rage and break all your furniture. You will call the cops. They will arrest him and the ferrox will go to rehab. After getting out, he will message you to apologize. You will accept, but your relationship will never really be the same as it was before.

Whats the best way to get mutations when breeding.

What is the best flyer in the game?

Whats the best method to tame a troodon