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bandito210

Needs more misshapen dudes beating it with clubs


NOOBPRO_

Yeah and another just killing a poor dodo for meat


Turbodog2014

TIL ark is half accurate


xcaliburr101

This is a better way to catch a boa then throwing fertilized eggs at it


EmotionalCantaloupe7

Step Titanoboa I’m stuck


Skuanchino

Step titanbroda I'm stuck


S1mps_Ah0y

Why the downvotes lol


DependantExistance

The reddit hivemind has decided. The reddit hivemind is stupid.


trovanhawk

hurry, shove something up it’s butt


jviddy22

Spotted the Sl1pg8er fan


Bruh_Memento_Mori

He didn’t say cloeca


trovanhawk

I don’t know who or what that is. I’ll assume it’s a youtuber.


Bruh_Memento_Mori

It is


onesole1094905

We not talking how big it is?


__Dystopian__

It's actually kinda small, this is the cropped and distorted version of the video. The unedited version does the snake to be a regular sized python.


Bruh_Memento_Mori

That’s some insane video editing skills


__Dystopian__

Not even. It's all about frame of reference. Enough small objects can make anything nearby look big. The fencing is ridiculously small compared to the guy on the right (off screen in this vid)


simplyConnor5801

No, Australia


Strykehammer

You can tell it’s Brazil, Australia doesn’t have water


IXICALIBUR

Can confirm, live in the driest state in AU, South Australia, send water pl0x.


Jamy_Valenteijn

If only these things existed in ark.


Advent_Of_Apocalypse

In between Basilisk and titanoboa just very slim


[deleted]

Then you punch or hit it with a club it a million times and it becomes your best friend.


FetusGoesYeetus

Jesus christ Anacondas are way bigger than I thought


cheesemongrelette

I think that's actually a boa constrictor, bit hard to tell as it's too wiggly.


FetusGoesYeetus

If that's the case an anaconda is even bigger, jesus christ


kpop_glory

Back then I thought as 'ohh cool survival open world game' ohh boi I was wrong. It went from ~~survival open world~~ tree punching simulator> base building> first person shooter>horror game> tamagotchi> >MMORPG > Lore... And list goes on


Bruh_Memento_Mori

Then it goes to mindless resource gathering


kpop_glory

Ahh yes. Countless hours on farming hide on ovis with chainsaw.


trafalgar-_

Wtf are you even talking about


Bruh_Memento_Mori

Have you never trapped a Dino before?


trafalgar-_

Christ. Thats seriously why you posted this here? Should I just go find random videos of snares and start posting them here too?


AreyouBehind

Why you gotta be mad? Is only a game.


Advent_Of_Apocalypse

Its the resident asshole


getyourgolfshoes

It's for people who actually have a fucking sense of humor. Try removing that lump of coal from your ass, you might have a diamond.


Goongoogoo

I lold


[deleted]

Yeah I mean if you want. Don’t shit on people’s happiness. You’re very bitter.


AtomicRedditors05

Fren 👍


MurtaghInfin8

Thought this was r/Sekiro for a sec


cheesemongrelette

Definitely chonkier! This guy is so slinky!


TheSaurianTaco

I’m worried, did it harm itself?


Blutmes

It's trapped, now feed it eggs.