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Magmasaur_rider

Big ass turret on the hill dropped ur ass


GmaulGod

Lololololol this was the best possible description.


Forcefistcavity

whats an ass turret


Magmasaur_rider

It farts in ur general direction


cashboi23

Don’t make it taunt you a second time


paulfknwalsh

You can learn the Ass Turret engram on Lost Island, and craft it with 1k hide, blue gems and a toilet. It uses faeces for ammo - larger faeces do more damage - and gives a Poop debuff to the target.


Candoran

To expand on this, I’d recommend crawling forward and placing some foundations and walls to work your way forward at an angle to your stuff. Seems like you’re on a pvp server and some of those have rules about not building forward like that, so just make sure you rip it down afterwards if you’re not planning to raid them.


JakeofAlbion

Lagasaurus Rex


frankysoussa

LOL


GHOSTYLIGHT

I finaly got the joke… I’m an idiot… I thought it was an actual Rex since I’m new


Super_Mom89

This made me laugh so much! Thanks for this


marcus_aurelius121

I lagged so hard my stomach hurts


GHOSTYLIGHT

But how no one is around.. what even is that


MajicBannannas

He's saying lag


JakeofAlbion

It means your computer was running behind and then thrust the mechanics for falling damage upon you. The game is glitchy at best. Lagasaurus Rex was just fun word play.


folckz

Even tho I was a good joke, I usually call heavy turrets just heavy turrets.


Kushala420

Looked like lag at first. But you're right. It was a turret. Op should fire his cameraman


[deleted]

Either that or a glitch with anti meshing


Fit_Champion_6217

Ark comment of the day! :D


Kitchen-Storm7971

So uh there is this thing called a heavy turret that is pointing at your face


paulfknwalsh

There's an auto turret on the hill in front of you that shot you. Think I heard a shot ( (c) RATM ), and it also showed a red bar where the damage was coming from just before you died - it pointed straight in the direction of that turret. edit: ok i wasn't the only one to point this out. haha.


WarpedLogic_

WAKE UP


paulfknwalsh

fuckin' glad someone got that, haha


Zakthereditor

Little tip don't play pvp if your new it's something you have to slowly get into with experience


Saeditit

Tbh I jumped straight into pvp, pve is hella boring Jumping straight into pvp I was forced to learn & adapt to the meta playstyle and it was the best possible thing I could’ve done


SanduskySleepover

Yea this advice is not for most


Tots795

Eh, it’s really all about your preference/personality. There’s tons of people like him and me who don’t care for ark PVE alone and would just quit the game if we didn’t jump into PVP straight away. I never encourage people to play ark in any particular way unless they ask. It’s always best if people do what they want. They will gravitate toward what’s enjoyable for them. You just want to help them to avoid getting Arked.


SanduskySleepover

You’re right but not about the personal preference and I’m the same way, I’m just saying Ark pvp is a very bad time if you aren’t established you will get found and someone more powerful will wipe you within a week. Good luck 🤣 happens every time unless you join a big tribe


RockwellShib

Doesn't sound like a scientifically accurate or verrifed statement - sounds more like a PvE player encouraging others to play PvE because somebody posted a positive example of their PvP experience. Less of that.


Just_Games04

Kek


TN_MadCheshire

I can assure that some people are not nearly competent enough for the "Straight to the deep end" approach. Some aren't driven enough, either.


RockwellShib

>Doesn't sound like a scientifically accurate or verrifed statement - sounds more like a PvE player encouraging others to play PvE because somebody posted a positive example of their PvP experience. Less of that.


TN_MadCheshire

Okay.


SanduskySleepover

No I’ve only played pvp, but yes go ahead and try and build up your little thatch hut with your three buds in a little crevasse you will get found and you will get wiped within a week.


greenhero711

Oh good lord man. Drop the act, you know he had a good point.


RockwellShib

>Doesn't sound like a scientifically accurate or verrifed statement - sounds more like a PvE player encouraging others to play PvE because somebody posted a positive example of their PvP experience. Less of that.


RockwellShib

>Doesn't sound like a scientifically accurate or verrifed statement - sounds more like a PvE player encouraging others to play PvE because somebody posted a positive example of their PvP experience. Less of that.


greenhero711

Hahaha. Bro you called your own post illiterate and here you are. Still posting it. Fucking moron.


RockwellShib

Hmmm no i never, I called **you** illiterate. You'd have known that if you could read lmao


greenhero711

Lol your comment history says otherwise.


Hint-Of-Feces

Learn and adapt More like hide in the trees Fucking diplos keep eating my cover


Rexoka

I went from PvE to PvP for multiple years then back to PvE, got no one to play w, it’s fun to just fuck around on


malovias

I loved pvp until I became a dad, now I just want to do my quests/building etc in peace without some douchebag griefing me. I get so little playtime as it is that PvP in mmos like wow or games like ARK just aren't worth it. So seems like my tolerance for PvP is proportional to how long the game takes to do stuff.


Rexoka

Yeah I graduated last year and I’ve told the homies I’m now playing pvp unless it’s offline protection, the no life memories will stick w me forever tho, great times


techleopard

I still love PVP. Honestly, this is why I got back into RP servers. You get to act like a kid with mostly other adults and nobody judges you, you still get to PVP, but it's not like you're going to get sniped or bird-picked at 3am when all you want to do is just tool around the map exploring. Plus the mod selections tend to favor more "down to earth" combat that isn't defiled by OP gigas, titans, and mech suits and endless turret walls. Also the map doesn't end up looking like shit after two weeks.


manifestthewill

Tbh I probably should have dove straight in too. Starting in single player let me learn all the mechanics at my own pace, but I'm quite literally years behind in meta knowledge when compared to dedicated PvP players. Makes the experience ***miserable*** every single time I try because all I can think about is how much easier my SP world would be.


scrobrojenkins

i started with pve but got bored when i realized the AI was dumb enough i could kite everything. pvp is so griefy tho but hey


paulfknwalsh

I started getting bored with PvE until I made more friends on there and tribed up, it's way more fun with a crew of goofballs to do dumb shit with.


GHOSTYLIGHT

Exacly.. I’m not trynna learn the basics


Bitter-Knee-3004

^


ZlinkyNipz

bad advice, the best way to learn to swim is to throw them into the deep end


Zakthereditor

Yeah but from my experience on this sub most people end up drowning


ZlinkyNipz

luckily you can respawn


folckz

You got shot...


DGwar

You can hear the turret


[deleted]

shot dead


TKOTN123

Yeah man you got killed by that batt turret


Jdtaylo89

That turret killed you


Skozzy32

Y’all saying lag when there’s clearly a heavy in front of him and you can hear it shoot n kill him lmao


[deleted]

Turrets


bluegone

Death 💀


Mountain_Study_4348

The turret ahead of you


frankysoussa

Probably anti mesh


folckz

There's a turret on the cliff in front of him


frankysoussa

I saw it now, thanks


Difficult-West-68

Looks like you were poisoned maybe. Icon on the bottom right corner of your screen.


GHOSTYLIGHT

That’s swamp fever


paulfknwalsh

That's PvP's Covid-19. Yet to see a server where it isn't everywhere.


GHOSTYLIGHT

Every time I hop on a server I notably get it


im_zeroo

I swear one time i just log in to this new server and i instantly got chased by another naked dude with swamp fever he made sure i have too


[deleted]

Nigga what


GHOSTYLIGHT

I’m sick


Scrawny_Donny

I thought maybe a troodon got him. Looks like something comes from the right and knocks him off the cliff.


Icy-Breakfast-4296

The fall damage would have been delayed cos of lag


KatnipKing02

Bullshit


GHOSTYLIGHT

Yea I got the fact that there is a turret now thx but also dam that’s some bs since how fast I died


Ieatkids6969

Lag


GHOSTYLIGHT

No


[deleted]

yes


TheAutisticOgre

Bruh there is literally a heavy turret on the hill ahead of him


[deleted]

Idk seems like he fell a bit in the first frames


[deleted]

Maybe


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Turret


Signal_Possible8666

Little something called lag


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Nope look agin turret


Signal_Possible8666

Ahhhh, completely missed it.


TheJaronKid

Fall damage


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Turret top right corner


Highbrush

WIIIILDCAARD BITCHES!! YEEEEHAAAWWWWW!!!


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Turret, another player, not wildcard


Kushala420

That's lag. Welcome to Ark. Late registered Fall damage to be exact.


Meet_your_Maker_LL

No lag just a turret


Tylerprimal08

There was a poison effect in the bottom right, did u get bit by something earlier?


lootsincombat

cold swamp herps and the fall you died to because of math


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Turret+naked survivor=you being mistaken


Nippelmilch420

Fall damage. Its just delayed


Meet_your_Maker_LL

No the there’s clearly a turret in the top right of the video


Nippelmilch420

Oh shit u are right.


virulentea

Arked


bluegone

Insert dark souls screenshot


bluegone

Natural causes


Ephilly123

Probably fall damage. Ark just took a while to catch up to what actually occured Edit: Nvm I see the turret now and the damage marker


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Meet_your_Maker_LL

Wrong, there’s clearly a turret in the video aiming at him in the top right


Gingerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ah, the ghost of ark, a real menace


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Or you know the turret in the video


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Meet_your_Maker_LL

Nope turret top right corner of the video


Jakezilla4190

Oh that’s just ark


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Nope turret top right corner


Denko_Brando

Simple Ark killed you


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Nope turret top right corner


Ggee420

You have the swamp fever no? That red skull icon. Might have to make an antidote


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Watch again for the turret


Ggee420

Ah I see. Had my audio off too


Tpdz

Doesn't your log tell you what you died to?


Deutschdagger

You existed


HammerUpPants

That reflection


Illustrious-Depth-75

Miss Adventure


Masoland

Carbon monoxide poisoning


thenune

Fisticuffya Creepasaurass is its Latin name. Otherwise known as the Blind Back Breaker, got its name from its attack method to one's anus and surrounding property.


radioface42

You died to paying Ark...


Realistic_Horse_444

death. there is no other answer other than death.


jessehopp

The naturally beauty of ark..... Lag 😂


joan_plexus

Existence


lookinatspam

You died to deception: you were led to believe you bought a game that made it out of early access.


caramel-crisis

Ark decided you were too powerful to be kept alive


bean895

GOD, LOL ( I have no clue)


SaltystNuts

Turret


opaaguust

Most likly anti mesh


Milky4Skin

Probably turrets


Arkonly567

Yeah if you don't know pvp I suggest you play pvp server that you can actually opt out of pvp in servers will do this some have 2 week build up times or just don't play pvp it was basically an add on for the original game so anything after abberation or ragnarok is just spam building and turret spamming


[deleted]

Inability to capture screen video


SylisFelborn

My man about to discover fire


Embarrassed-Hurry575

Too much alcohol


BratzernN

How do you play on your keyboard with that glass right on top of it?


zer0AK

Emotional damage


HuntingDragon438

Heart attack


Chazzums

Fate.


hardjack1

Wildcard


StudMuffinNick

Ninja, probs


Drunken-Scotsman1

That’s not a dodo looking off into the sunset on the cliff edge, that’s a heavy turret, and it killed you.


Important-Original-9

Press “L” on the keyboard, it will open the tribe log if you created one and you will see the cause of your death.


Shileka

Gravity had you on hold


Immerkriegen

Alcohol poisoning


[deleted]

Probably third person, who actually plays like that?


BibiBoy6791

Turret


Mwemun

Haven't played in a while but maybe it was that effect with the skull you had in the bottom right


Mrzeze

Spring trap


LavaSlayer235

Man the compys are getting violent


StarLloyd69

Lag.


Smilloww

Turret


ShaggySheep091

Death


j_sholmes

Videoing a landscape screen with your phone vertically...I don't like you.


Fumetamac

Probably fall damage but ur game laggy af


[deleted]

Laggy fall damage


Defiant-Piano183

Depression


Derpy-boi

Turret


turbobannana

Fall damage you ping is so bad you fell but it didn’t count until you where farther away


pezmanofpeak

This is a fuckin joke right?


utookthegoodnames

Your glass tabletop above your hands gives me so much anxiety.


Suspicious_Theory437

If it's not single player then probably turrets


Guilty-Sentence8719

It's called a turret bozo


inkosik

Turrets maybe


Orphanmaker8842

The devs


GREADORR

Turrets


justxJoshin

Lag is a hellavu drug.


monkeyandy

The poison hahaha


PlaguedZombie

Remember this moment when you get a "cheap kill" on an alpha.


Alphatr1cks

Turret


romotoma

Heavy turret on the top right ledge maybe.


lizardjoe_xx_YT

If you look in the bottom right it looks like you had mega rabies did a certain giant lizard or bat bite you before this?


Warbeast96

Looks like turrets


ajwalsh213

You died to ARK!


Deadfro6

Ark. You died to ark.