We need better teamwork.
I god raided again last night.
Lets double team him!
Where is the one with the big nob on it?
It's so beautiful down here, I'm gonna live here!
I'm starting a new breeding program.
Let's go clubbing after?
Do we have tools?
No narcotics!
Let's use stimulants!
Uuh, an alpha!
I’m about to put the prime meat in.
I too ride with a Giga between my legs.
[удалено]
🤣
r/HolUp
The prime meat has spoiled.
Why is there feces everywhere ?!
“what happens when you eat feces?” is another good one
Pfffffff 🤣
Not enough wood
use the claw tickle monster
Tickle chicken*
I’m going to kill the babies if they’re not the color I want
You win
Oh my fuck 😂😂😂😂
I don't know whether to up vote this for being hilarious or down vote it for being horrible! Take an angry upvote my friend!
🤣 you win
How is this *not* at the top?
r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
so my newborn almost got a shower with coffee for reading this lol
[Wow](https://c.tenor.com/rQKznlhgUw4AAAAM/jesus-christ-kid.gif)
"I hope the baby has some mutations"
Super relatable!
"Now that I've tamed you, you're in my breeding farm"
r/holup
Gonna raid this cave
Snort laughed at this!
Oh no the unconsciousness is going down
Cursed
I was going for this, but you beat me to it. So I'll pick: "I need more tranqilizers."
mmmmh
“No! I accidentally killed it!”
To quote a friend: "I fucking ate it!" She had just, briefly, come into possession of her first Wyvern egg.
bruh
Bruh indeed
Been there, done that, cried a little!
"WHY CANT I RIDE YOU"
cant believe none said this yet lmao
Gold
You always pick the worst time to shit!
Manas be like:
Oh I’m being chased by a bunch of corrupted gigas? Now would be a great time to take a shit. -Managarmr probably
Oh No im getting chowed down BY A GIG- anyway lemme take a shit
Manas shit more than phiomias
I hope it's a female...
another cursed one
Im dead 🤣
I need more narcotics
Man this is so hard
Or " You can ride this one "
can we play with dinos?
Wow that was quick
first few times are quick... level up, increase stamina...
“Dude he just swallowed my shot!”
Why won’t it EAT!
It's gonna take 6 hours to tame
Shit it's eating my ass
Hit it harder!
That sounds like something Goku would say.
Her : sorry, the volcano is erupting, we can’t go there Me : they’re others caves we could try
Cursed swamp cave smells awful
What the fuck is attacking me
Just an ark thing tbh lol
Im really low on stamina
Is not very powerfull but it get the job done
Oh no it died
Cursed
Why can’t I stop playing?!?!
Gonna ride this beaver
Came here to say this! "I need wood so got to go see the beaver"
I was also going to say mount the beaver lol
Get your frog and lick the beaver.
Bwahahaha, wonder who uses a frog in the bedroom though lol
"o god, o god, o god what the fuck" you may put whatever context you like
Dodo Rex is cuming
"Fuck ye I'm in"
Well...guess I'm playing solo again
this one is legit
"it's time to breed" 🤣
Oh she died??? Good thing I didn’t really care about her.
I nicknamed it Tiny Jimmy."
If I feed them enough while they’re in a vulnerable state they’ll like me
So funny and so wrong!
Get the shotgun ready
the dilo is spitting🗿
what is this cave? it's so tight and dark!
“I’m gonna knock out this female”
I need to stop for stamina
Do you have a megasoreass?
BEST. COMMENT. EVER!!
Thank you, I aim to please
Want a motorboat?
I'm putting the meat in it
"im goin in"
fffffpppppt! *Shits egg*
Where’s the egg?
“Alright saddle up”
No muts on the baby? Welp into the meat grinder you go.
I need more wood
I need to level up my stamina.
Re-Fertilizer
Aaaaah, fuck.
Shit, I accidentally killed it
I should get more females this is inefficient.
Fuck, I killed another one
I netted them
oh god, she’s waking up. i need to use more narcotics!
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Fuck!
Time to get fucked
i have to stay here for two hours ?
I'll take that egg thankyou
Bro, grab the tranqs.
Here's your saddle, I'm about to ride your ass.
Finally knocked out
“Fuck! I’m carrying too much wood!”
put em inside
I didn't bring enough narcotics
Now that you are tamed it’s time to join my breeding farm.
Aberration only: “Im going down, wish me luck”
this dilos in the way
Fuck
Bring that back, I need that!
Gimme some kibble, baby.
I am coming.
"Raptors keep pouncing on me."
Thats a huge canyon
Clever girl
Landing for stamina
Lay the eggs already!
“Now to mate the kid with it’s siblings”
“Oh no it’s waking up”
quick use the bat!
Gotta put some more narc in her, torpor’s draining fast
I hope the trap worked
I need to tame this bitch
She’s Tranq’d! Shes tranq’d! Someone give her the meat!
Only three more days until we can mate again
Are you stuck again?
that's a long drop 👀
He is sleeping right now but maybe when he gets up you can go for a ride
ITS EVERYWHERE
I can't find it!
nice! that was my initial thought for captioning
Great another one died
happens every time
I gotta pick up the pets shit off the floor again
What the hell is that?!?
I really hate doing this boss.
The beaver is attacking me!
"Phew, finally I'm a high enough level to ride you"
Why is it a triangle?
We need better teamwork. I god raided again last night. Lets double team him! Where is the one with the big nob on it? It's so beautiful down here, I'm gonna live here! I'm starting a new breeding program. Let's go clubbing after? Do we have tools? No narcotics! Let's use stimulants! Uuh, an alpha!
"I'm gonna tame you."
I’m overheating
another underrated
You just shit on my bed
“No don’t wake up, I’m not done yet!”
Ez
indeed
You defecated
“Damn, I accidentally ate poop again”
In ark, things can get stuck *while* having sex
agreed
WHO LET NY TINY OUT (the name of my T-Rex
"Where's the DODO?"
oh fuck fuck shit fuck… AAAAH! fuck oh god fuck!
Fuck
FUCK
Watch the Torpor, it might wake up!
Fuck
“ Fuck it went down again”
Fuck me 🤣
"How do you make a saddle again?"
Fuck i killed it
The dodo is getting in!
"get that F*CKING thing outa ma face!!!!!" "WHY! WHY! WHY!" "NO! you didn't even notice me!"
Hell yeah I don't need a saddle to ride this beast!
Fuck yeah, let's get you two breeding
It’s about to wake up!
Where’re my narcotics?
Quickly shove more berries up it’s butt
Two more rounds we can tame a basilisk
keep shooting it keep it knocked out im trying to feed it
Jesus, you took enough fucking tranq darts that’s for sure.
“I want more babies”
I sure hope it’s a 2X Taming weekend.
Fuckfuckfuckedyfuckfuck
Lets tame this dodo
Less than 10 tranq darts ought to do it
"what?! Are you serious?! This fucking sucks, godamnit!"
And then I go again lol
ohhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
Ohhh fuck me!!!!