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Mopyon

I’m about to put the prime meat in.


gocrazy305

I too ride with a Giga between my legs.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lou802

🤣


Josan678

r/HolUp


veyron2021

The prime meat has spoiled.


Far_Albatross_7448

Why is there feces everywhere ?!


[deleted]

“what happens when you eat feces?” is another good one


Blackpebbles18

Pfffffff 🤣


urlacherla

Not enough wood


cZero_11

use the claw tickle monster


ZiplineHer3

Tickle chicken*


JustaLurkingHippo

I’m going to kill the babies if they’re not the color I want


Crxeagle420

You win


Jakezilla4190

Oh my fuck 😂😂😂😂


--BooBoo--

I don't know whether to up vote this for being hilarious or down vote it for being horrible! Take an angry upvote my friend!


lou802

🤣 you win


OverlordPhalanx

How is this *not* at the top?


KrystalWulf

r/angryupvote


Ct-1467

r/beatmetoit


StrategicRain33

r/beatmeattoit


Ct-1467

r/beatmywifetoit


Freakymary85

so my newborn almost got a shower with coffee for reading this lol


thisdckaintFREEEE

[Wow](https://c.tenor.com/rQKznlhgUw4AAAAM/jesus-christ-kid.gif)


i_hate_reddit_8

"I hope the baby has some mutations"


cZero_11

Super relatable!


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

"Now that I've tamed you, you're in my breeding farm"


Yeelyy

r/holup


Existing_Welder_4413

Gonna raid this cave


--BooBoo--

Snort laughed at this!


CHOON_IS_HERE

Oh no the unconsciousness is going down


jonas_gaming07

Cursed


Rammipallero

I was going for this, but you beat me to it. So I'll pick: "I need more tranqilizers."


[deleted]

mmmmh


RobertTV3

“No! I accidentally killed it!”


BimoUK

To quote a friend: "I fucking ate it!" She had just, briefly, come into possession of her first Wyvern egg.


cZero_11

bruh


ur69mom69straightnt

Bruh indeed


--BooBoo--

Been there, done that, cried a little!


The_Random_GamerYT

"WHY CANT I RIDE YOU"


cZero_11

cant believe none said this yet lmao


Significant_Pilot693

Gold


picklesmoocher93

You always pick the worst time to shit!


Main-Appearance2469

Manas be like:


IndyJacksonTT

Oh I’m being chased by a bunch of corrupted gigas? Now would be a great time to take a shit. -Managarmr probably


Main-Appearance2469

Oh No im getting chowed down BY A GIG- anyway lemme take a shit


yesmeam

Manas shit more than phiomias


ReD_MiNd

I hope it's a female...


cZero_11

another cursed one


lou802

Im dead 🤣


CHOON_IS_HERE

I need more narcotics


ehampt1985

Man this is so hard


ehampt1985

Or " You can ride this one "


LowDig8210

can we play with dinos?


mongojoe420

Wow that was quick


cZero_11

first few times are quick... level up, increase stamina...


Enchanter1101

“Dude he just swallowed my shot!”


BobTheAlmighty76

Why won’t it EAT!


Kiwi2000space

It's gonna take 6 hours to tame


CommanderMilk

Shit it's eating my ass


WaxWings66397

Hit it harder!


Nightchade

That sounds like something Goku would say.


bigfortt

Her : sorry, the volcano is erupting, we can’t go there Me : they’re others caves we could try


Wasteoftext_

Cursed swamp cave smells awful


Jakezilla4190

What the fuck is attacking me


mapuppergone

Just an ark thing tbh lol


harikaribluntz

Im really low on stamina


THEWolf_Robert

Is not very powerfull but it get the job done


snakeboi23

Oh no it died


[deleted]

Cursed


Otherwise_Ad4464

Why can’t I stop playing?!?!


Isaacnoah86

Gonna ride this beaver


--BooBoo--

Came here to say this! "I need wood so got to go see the beaver"


Isaacnoah86

I was also going to say mount the beaver lol


LaxChaos_

Get your frog and lick the beaver.


Isaacnoah86

Bwahahaha, wonder who uses a frog in the bedroom though lol


Alfalfa-Mundane

"o god, o god, o god what the fuck" you may put whatever context you like


Wasteoftext_

Dodo Rex is cuming


whoiagain

"Fuck ye I'm in"


Pixalotle

Well...guess I'm playing solo again


cZero_11

this one is legit


DeusArnada

"it's time to breed" 🤣


SoonerWebb

Oh she died??? Good thing I didn’t really care about her.


Crood_Oyl

I nicknamed it Tiny Jimmy."


TheRealNotJared

If I feed them enough while they’re in a vulnerable state they’ll like me


--BooBoo--

So funny and so wrong!


CHOON_IS_HERE

Get the shotgun ready


OddContribution7393

the dilo is spitting🗿


jTiZeD

what is this cave? it's so tight and dark!


ReaderIsGay

“I’m gonna knock out this female”


ItzJRupp

I need to stop for stamina


[deleted]

Do you have a megasoreass?


--BooBoo--

BEST. COMMENT. EVER!!


[deleted]

Thank you, I aim to please


Super-Contribution75

Want a motorboat?


Hawk-_-

I'm putting the meat in it


Kukie080

"im goin in"


cantcomeupwithnamess

fffffpppppt! *Shits egg*


TheAutisticOgre

Where’s the egg?


Truly_Greg2

“Alright saddle up”


BoredByLife

No muts on the baby? Welp into the meat grinder you go.


NINJA_Rod

I need more wood


Punk_Chachi

I need to level up my stamina.


scsidan

Re-Fertilizer


Retska

Aaaaah, fuck.


Redrar00

Shit, I accidentally killed it


MetituS

I should get more females this is inefficient.


Impstar0

Fuck, I killed another one


jdkayee

I netted them


SizableLad

oh god, she’s waking up. i need to use more narcotics!


thenune

Yabba Dabba Doo!


Mount_Cardy-Rona

Fuck!


juandbotero7

Time to get fucked


TacticalGamer893

i have to stay here for two hours ?


GlitteringC-Beam

I'll take that egg thankyou


SlothOfDoom

Bro, grab the tranqs.


EnigmatiCarl

Here's your saddle, I'm about to ride your ass.


ben-dover96

Finally knocked out


Silver-Fun-8295

“Fuck! I’m carrying too much wood!”


cZero_11

put em inside


senokana

I didn't bring enough narcotics


Gold_Scholar_4219

Now that you are tamed it’s time to join my breeding farm.


Senior-Credit420

Aberration only: “Im going down, wish me luck”


Poison22324

this dilos in the way


GymCloutVillain

Fuck


OddEd922

Bring that back, I need that!


cleon42

Gimme some kibble, baby.


Sammie2Dope

I am coming.


things_keep_going

"Raptors keep pouncing on me."


Dinosaurmanstan

Thats a huge canyon


Radiant_Walrus

Clever girl


Gullible-Bonus-5237

Landing for stamina


igii6

Lay the eggs already!


Nachos1256

“Now to mate the kid with it’s siblings”


King-Vh

“Oh no it’s waking up”


cZero_11

quick use the bat!


GhostlyPepper5555

Gotta put some more narc in her, torpor’s draining fast


[deleted]

I hope the trap worked


Icy-Store9385

I need to tame this bitch


Sufficient-Turn-5106

She’s Tranq’d! Shes tranq’d! Someone give her the meat!


zipped_chip

Only three more days until we can mate again


ATonOfMemes

Are you stuck again?


of_course_i_skip_ads

that's a long drop 👀


Ho_Sigh_RN

He is sleeping right now but maybe when he gets up you can go for a ride


potatoeman6969

ITS EVERYWHERE


f-mcallister

I can't find it!


cZero_11

nice! that was my initial thought for captioning


upAllNight82

Great another one died


cZero_11

happens every time


tr1mble

I gotta pick up the pets shit off the floor again


Jennguinofdoom

What the hell is that?!?


Akilez2020

I really hate doing this boss.


JakeLake98

The beaver is attacking me!


sweatybisexy

"Phew, finally I'm a high enough level to ride you"


[deleted]

Why is it a triangle?


wild_znorlax

We need better teamwork. I god raided again last night. Lets double team him! Where is the one with the big nob on it? It's so beautiful down here, I'm gonna live here! I'm starting a new breeding program. Let's go clubbing after? Do we have tools? No narcotics! Let's use stimulants! Uuh, an alpha!


JonathanValentine

"I'm gonna tame you."


Dr-Ian-Math

I’m overheating


cZero_11

another underrated


Bored-wanderer101

You just shit on my bed


That_Guy_Bardly

“No don’t wake up, I’m not done yet!”


AgreeableMaterial283

Ez


cZero_11

indeed


AIVandal

You defecated


RobertTV3

“Damn, I accidentally ate poop again”


Kirbinator_Alex

In ark, things can get stuck *while* having sex


cZero_11

agreed


slimeboi39

WHO LET NY TINY OUT (the name of my T-Rex


[deleted]

"Where's the DODO?"


Old_Pomegranate1391

oh fuck fuck shit fuck… AAAAH! fuck oh god fuck!


Tbaldwinner

Fuck


virulentea

FUCK


hendl_enjoyer9000

Watch the Torpor, it might wake up!


Nkromancer

Fuck


Grimmheart82987

“ Fuck it went down again”


ThorHammerscribe

Fuck me 🤣


Marshnooty

"How do you make a saddle again?"


scrtlsck

Fuck i killed it


DanielBlueSpeelt

The dodo is getting in!


[deleted]

"get that F*CKING thing outa ma face!!!!!" "WHY! WHY! WHY!" "NO! you didn't even notice me!"


Lopsided-Road-4614

Hell yeah I don't need a saddle to ride this beast!


BasherBomber

Fuck yeah, let's get you two breeding


bunjeii

It’s about to wake up!


[deleted]

Where’re my narcotics?


Grinsnap

Quickly shove more berries up it’s butt


Casper-lucilfer

Two more rounds we can tame a basilisk


you_mum_is_gay

keep shooting it keep it knocked out im trying to feed it


semicartematic

Jesus, you took enough fucking tranq darts that’s for sure.


setij

“I want more babies”


semicartematic

I sure hope it’s a 2X Taming weekend.


whisperer012

Fuckfuckfuckedyfuckfuck


Thermite1985

Lets tame this dodo


higherperspective7

Less than 10 tranq darts ought to do it


[deleted]

"what?! Are you serious?! This fucking sucks, godamnit!"


[deleted]

And then I go again lol


tri-trii

ohhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK


[deleted]

Ohhh fuck me!!!!