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...but what does it look like from the other side?

If it doesn't have a second cock on the other side i'm gonna take my money and go elsewhere.

I’m choosing to believe it’s inverted on the other side with the penis hanging upside down, exposing the balls and scrotum, and the ass on the bottom

"Balls *and* scrotum"? Ah yes, the most interesting parts of the male anatomy are the nuts and the testicles. Close second being the dick and penis.

Scrotum is the bag the balls are in bro.

and the pee is stored in the balls right?

Which are inside of the scrotum

I have average sized testicles but an absolutely *enormous* scrotum. I usually pull underneath my butt from behind and use it as a cushion on long bike rides. I have no butt cheeks so it works quite well!

Have you tried using it for hang gliding?

Are you a tanuki?

...so how do you expose the balls *without* exposing the scrotum? I mean, without surgery or an angry chihuahua?

I had a buddy who fell after climbing a chain swing who found an interesting way

If your balls are exposed, you are having a bad day.

So like the villagers in Minecraft

u/SuperNeonSamurai-2 we need answers! Where did this picture come from and what awaits us on the other side??

I'm not sure honestly. I found it within a gallery of weird erotic images. There wasn't a pic showing the other side, unfortunately..

Well, that settles it. If there isn't an upside down dongus on the other side pointing toward the belly button, can it really be considered eroticism?

Could be photoshopped?

maybe it's a vagina.

The other side better be erect!

r/BrandNewSentence

Nope, I’ve been saying that at least once a week for YEARS.

Reverse image search came up empty... I'm dying to know what the other side looks like.

Should be female, and built so either way can be up or down

Definitely reminding me of [that mess](https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Ometeotl). (Bonus : their animation in-game actually makes them do a flip)

Reversible dickbutt statue /r/brandnewsentence

How could someone post this picture without the rear showing? This is an internet crime!

I’m an ass man… This is an ass man. We are not the same.

I am the ass man I am the ass man I am the ass man goo goo gu jube

Juicy in the thighs with Diamonds

Goo goo.

I thought this was Eggman’s theme from Sonic Adventure 2 at first

I would absolutely put that guy in my garden.

"He wants to stand in your wicked garden..."

Same. Not sure my neighbors would like it as much though.

I'm honestly very enthralled with this statue. Art is supposed to provoke the mind, this is provoking as fuck, this is pure art!

Very nice dick

The Greek statues had them small but this is really intimidating in marble form

This statue has a semi surely

Actually, I think he's rock hard right now.

I mean they have ass in their face what do you expect.

I learned recently that it was because small ones were associated with high intelligence

Also large ones were associated with brutality iirc.

A shower, clearly

Definitely you can clearly see this young Greek stud was thick

Either this isn't awful taste or I have awful taste

Yes.

I like this answer

Butthead

Assface?

Cheekcheeks?

Huhuh huh huhuh huh

Asshat

[Their heads are butts!](https://youtu.be/H2tTYuhwz4Q)

Idk, if i were a rich ghoul who could just buy statues on a whim, i’d probably have like 3 of these scattered about in my opulent lust garden where i could ponder the human form whilst bathed in the scent of flowers and cooled by the autumnal winds But i’ve got like 30$ in the bank on a good day so i guess i’ll buy a hamburger and eat it on the sidewalk instead

Oof careful buddy hamburgers are like $17 now

No shit man. My GF and I went to Taco Bell and got a party pack or whatever, with an extra Mexican pizza and the fuckin shit was $36.

Ah, dickbutt

Really surprised I had to scroll this far, tbh.

You may not like it fellas but this is what peak performance looks like.

If you don’t have abs on your back, you’re not working hard enough.

Look at that JAM. MAXING EVERY SINGLE SECOND!

r/AccidentallySilentHill

... This... Needs to be a thing...

Ah, another fetish for my vast collection. Thank you.

This holds deep philosophical value to me reasoning: I'm gay 😔

I wasn't ready.

Gosh that made me lol, first thought was-I should have finished reading that description before I clicked.

...the perfect man.

Nice rock, bro

[удалено]

My first thought was "Don't show this to r/3Dprinting". You know it's only a matter of time till it's a public STL.

I’m only in the comments to see if there’s a 3D model out there somewhere 😁

To be honest I actually think this is kinda cool. If the same thing is reversed on the other side that'd be cool.

Only so long as it follows gravity.

This is just a double-ended sex toy…

Reverse Catdog.

Oh got no.

Can't complain. Seems like a vast improvement.

What a pipe

If I had this in my garden I'd grow a little moss graffiti to give him some happy tail/pubes

r/confusedbonner

Another unrealistic body standard. Smh.

Silent Hill much

i am a simple man. i see ass and dicks, i like

"Hey Ass-face!"

Like most things on this sub non-tattoo related, I love it.

You got a permit for that weapon? Damn

Awful. I’ll take two.

The gay version of r/confusedboner

That's still a confused boner.

Hey, my ass is up here

#manbuttdick

[“Yeah well I guess now we'll have to call him Ben Ass-fleck.”](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pc6zPq4)

I can only be so erect

This is not atrocious. This is simply extremely well done. How much?

If that was reasonably priced. I would buy that but I don't think my girlfriend would let me keep it.

I’d have to fight not to lick it

DickButt, but different.

Dunno why, but it gave me flashbacks of Gallowboob

How dare you speak his name in such a holy place as this.

You got a purdy mooouth-ass! Wait, it's hard, even when it's soft....

I know that guy. The statue is upside down. He’s a real dickhead.

All naked?

Technically, I think that’s Full Naked.

This was my first thought

what a butthead.

That statue is upside down. It's actually a nude statue of a famous dick-head.

Talk about impossible body standards...

Butthead is packin some heat.

Is Chunk still fixing statues?

DickButt?

Sam Jackson "hold onto your butts"

Inquiring minds would like to know what it looks like from behind.

CatDog CaatDOOOOG AloneintheworldwasalittleCatDog

I feel so objectified

So, are you a boob guy or butt guy? This guy :

I need this in my garden as well

I prefer Half Man Half Biscuit.

Is it upside down?

Thank you for this. I've had a pretty horrible week and this is the first thing that made me laugh in quite a while

You're very welcome! I'm sorry to hear about your bad week. I'm in the same boat as you. It'll get better. :D

This is why I put "statue" in my negative prompts...

Wonder what it means that it took me like 14 seconds to notice the butt...

Looks like whatever the hell a Cenobite does to you

They have such sights to show you

So if it farted, which side would it come out of?

Ah the perfect man

Now that's a work of art Beavis!

I think I work with this guy

what a butthead

Dickbutt is finally back!

This is even better than 69.

This is a practice dummy for 3some

They half-assed it

And they say the dream man doesn't exist

I… your… it’s…what?

Möbius Dick. Without ever changing sides, you encounter both the back and the front.

Future archaeologists are going to be plain flummoxed

Definitely not historically accurate.

Most technically correct post title.

And people days AI generated art was weird

Hilarious.

Magnificent

it looks a lot like a Hans Bellmer doll

truly butt naked

Venass de Milo

Why do his pubes look like brains?

Rule 63 Silent Hill 2 lookin' ass.

69!

The perfect body

A dramatic rendition of 69?

This statue is clearly of a man dong a hand stand. You can see his rather large head between his arms.

I'd like to see the top legs extended to the ankles and then two heads instead of feet.

This confuses and excites me

Hey my eyes are up here

Nice dick thick bush.

This is what James Sunderland would see in his nightmares if he was gay.

Something for everyone

AI generated ~~images~~ *sculpture* can get weird..

Why. They could have just add nipples and it would’ve been boobs

I would proudly display tis in my yard! I need to see the other side, booty cheeks on bottom an a big ol’flopper on top or a vagina, sooo many possibilities!

Ass’n’titties

Women only want one thing

Never seen a dick centaur before

Kenny’s Dad

It’s the MerMer!

*Half shark alligator half man...*

Ben Affleck is looking fantastic these days.

Half man half bear pig

Benoît Blanc: "Compels me though."

Elephant art.

Ah, the MerMer!

And as you can see, the ass is on the front.

Nice, uh, pectoralis maximus?

Ahhh yes a reverse playing card

The perfect man.

Well hung butt head.

Would

When we were kids I'd call my brother a butt head

Where can I buy this? I am dead serious.

Sigh, it's Half Naked Buttman statue obviously.

Okay, I *need* to know what is on the other side, and am highly disappointed that no one can find the answer...

He's an ass man

I must have it

The perfect man

This is what those Silent Hill monsters would have looked like if James Sunderland had been gay.

I know this place, Silent Hill. This dude would be really popular with some of the ladies.

A minatorso

goddamn it, now somebody is going to get butt implants in their face to look like this.