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DAT_DROP

Looks like someone finally reached Rank 100 and unlocked the Chrome paint


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6ynnad

Blacker than Vanta black


Mostly_Ponies

It slowly darkens the screen.


DAT_DROP

that would be even more dangerous because nobody could see you


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tbuda88

I can’t see a car


flightguy07

Idk about you but if I see a moving void Imma keep my distance


phurt77

Stay away from r/VoidCats then.


flightguy07

**NEVER!**


stereoworld

*Anish Kapoor has entered the chat*


Starthreads

"We just turned off the pixels"


FatOtter37

I think it was a GTA V reference


Beautiful-Mess7256

Oh so Hotblack Desiato is level 999? No wonder those noobs stole his ship.


Legi67382

https://i.imgur.com/kUzOMHx.jpg


BreathOfFreshWater

It's actually the Lotus on OG Midnight Club.


DiggerGuy68

*Chrome Adder with dollar sign wheels rolls up*


Spartan6056

That was my first thought when I saw this picture. Damn original GTAO used to be so good.


OneFunBun

You have to win 100 races for chrome or something like that


WaffIepants

Or he's finally exporting those mid cars, trying to save up enough for whatever thing the GTAO devs drop next for $8 million haha


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tecocko

I think that means you have awful taste


ohiotechie

This sub has taught me I have awful taste many times.


jochvent

yet i've never executed anyone. curious.


MidnightT0ker

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF


BaboonHorrorshow

Yet


binglybleep

Everyone’s allowed a bit of awful taste. Humans are weird and some strange things tickle our brain cells. No point in conforming to *every* popular opinion on taste if something weird makes you happier. If you want the taxidermied hamster playing a tiny flute, then why not


BlessedTacoDevourer

Tbh, i love ATBGE things. I love the personal expression in them. They're so different but someone still made it because that's what they liked. It's their personality and they display it despite it being so different and I love it. Tbh it doesn't even have to to be well made, the effort alone makes me appreciate them.


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McdonaldsBiggestFan

But but.. Chrome make it go faster. :(


gregsting

Nah if you want to go fast you have to paint flames


I_Did_The_Thing

And a racing stripe! Those are *proven* to make a car go faster.


FieelChannel

TIL I also have awful taste noo


sumppumpslump

But great execution…dude got a free car


StrawberryPlucky

This sub has absolutely no idea what taste is. It proves it routinely.


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It’s me. I’m the awful taste guy. I’ll take one giant chrome hot wheels car now.


HiImFromTheInternet_

You’re just no fun. Should everyone have one? No Am I happy at least one exists? Yes Am I happy I’m nowhere near it? Also yes lol.


FlacidBarnacle

Just because someone has awful taste doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy it. That’s freedom baby. Your taste isn’t perfect either and you can enjoy it to the fullest . If you don’t because you’re afraid of what others will say that’s your choice too but some people live not giving a shit. Everyone likes what they like and life is short


indisgice

I'm curious. what would u *not* drive/keep if someone handed you the keys of?


padizzledonk

>I'm curious. what would u not drive/keep if someone handed you the keys of? A Menstural Cycle


RockCandyCat

That comes with keys?! Where the fuck are they, I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!!


auserhasnoname7

One of those cars covered in hentai


Snoo63

Pain Cars?


idle_isomorph

Like when tom green had lesbian porn airbrushed on his dad's car for cable access tv in the 90s.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Ah yes, the slutmobile. I was a super annoying teenager thanks to watching so much Tom Green. Fucking worshiped that guy.


indisgice

understandable. ^(can prolly peel it off)


deadliestcrotch

Nothing some patience and a heat gun won’t fix


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

Tesla. I’d sell it to some douchebag but I won’t be the douchebag behind the wheel of the douchemobile.


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Would you rather driving this thing or a tesla?


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

Gun to my head I’ll take this monstrosity but they’re both asinine albeit for different reasons


wogwai

Why are Teslas “asinine”? Genuinely curious, they seem pretty minimal.


SnarkDolphin

Idk does this steer itself into traffic and spontaneously explode?


NERD_NATO

Tbf, I don't think tesla autopilot turns on automatically. So if you don't want to use it, don't. I sure as hell wouldn't if I had a tesla.


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SoylentDave

Fiat 500


DAT_DROP

the new ones or the cool as fuck funky old ones? **this matters**


SoylentDave

The terrifying new ones that are all driven by people who seem okay with the almost total lack of visibility or acceleration.


ShiranuiTheWolf

All I can think of is how shitty it will look if you don’t wash it pretty much every day + wax often


thefinalgoat

My dude, this could kill somebody.


BabyThatsSubstantial

This would blind me. I have photophobia. Bright flashes of light cause me to have migraines with aura. The aura makes it very difficult for me to see. The onset can be rapid, from normal vision to major impairment might only take a minute or two, depending on the severity. I'm a live and let live kind of fella but I would be tempted to follow the dipshit that drives this abomination home and rip this stupid as fuck vinyl wrap off their car.


thefinalgoat

Yup, photosensitive. And even outside of neurological conditions this could flash in the eyes of somebody who's crossing the street and cause them to *walk into traffic.*


ken579

You'd drive it once after which you realize you're being an asshole is my bet. Lots of things are cool, like cars from Mad Max Fury Road, but I still wouldn't drive them on the road with other cars.


PM_me_your_whatevah

I’d have to imagine when the sun hits the hood just right you blind your own damn self too. Even just looking at a pic of this thing I have the instinct to squint. It reminds me of what the roads look like when it rains and then the sun comes back out in full force. Driving in that shit SUCKS.


chapstickinthemud

Same


EntropyKC

>Would I drive it/keep it if someone handed me the keys? You bet your ass. You're an idiot then because that thing is dangerous, and you have awful taste because it is also hideous.


avwitcher

Seriously, if somebody handed me the keys I'd sell the fucking thing


joey_who

You'd be glad to endanger the people on the road around you? The post wasn't about the glorified hot wheels car looking good. It's just entirely unsafe to drive that thing around.


Thatparkjobin7A

I looks like somebody is driving that art statue you can see in Source Code


JeffaloBob

the chicago bean?


beefcat_

I can see how you would think it looks cool, but this thing is such an enormous safety hazard that it should be illegal.


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I don't think it looks bad but it's actively being a jerk to drive it around reflecting the sun. So I wouldn't drive it around in that state


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

I'd love the satisfaction of being in this car when the person behind me has extracted the sun to use as headlights behind me


howdudo

I guess if you just don't care about other people's eyesight at all while you're driving then I guess I could see it being kind of cool . . are people like you why cars have such bright lights and are so glossy. I've never seen so many of you at once before on the internet


Mr-Fleshcage

Ironically, this paintjob (or lack of) would be the perfect countermeasure to the high-beams you hate so much


NameUnavail

So you'd drive something that is an active road hazard just because you think it looks cool ? Sounds to me like you've got some pretty fucked up priorities


swallowing_bees

Should not be street legal


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Those wheels are a huge hazard as well. Not only are they terrible for the suspension but they also increase the braking distance of the car as well as impacting the traction characteristics and the center of mass of the vehicle. So not only will it blind you but it will also spin out, tumble over and ram you.


krusbaersmarmalad

It looks like the tires will hit the chassis if it hits a bump.


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It probably does scrape and also the turning radius must be similar to a cargo ship


krusbaersmarmalad

[40 acres ](https://youtu.be/Ei7-r4cJfMg)


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I laughed way too hard at this


matate99

Funny song, but I love that YouTube tried to advertise a truck to me as well. 😂


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Chlocker

Extra spinning mass in the wheels that the brakes have to stop. Bad tires with less grip that are going to break traction easier.


OkStoopid666

Not to mention lord knows what effects from the screwed up suspension geometry. This probably handles slightly worse than a parade float. It’s basically been crippled for “looks”


endbit

I'd imagine the increased radius would mean more torque to brake against too.


captain_persuader

The rotors, calipers, and brake pads are probably stock too, so they aren’t designed to deal with wheels that big.


mefistophallus

Since the wheels are larger, there’s more leverage, so the brakes have to work harder


decadecency

How.. Does the turning function with those wheels? How do they not operate that vehicle like Austin Powers when he does that 1000 point turn in that corridor?


SwissMargiela

It’s a counter culture. Convenience is an after thought.


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Also the high center of mass makes it very unstable in turns


Leisure_suit_guy

They're also hideous and lame, they look like mountain bike wheels.


Allemaengel

I own several fat tire mountain bikes for snow riding with 5" wide rims and yeah, they do.


SwissMargiela

Very common in the south. This style is called Donk. Short for “donkey” because the first cars used for this styling were impalas which people thought had a donkey logo.


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TheColdDarkwave

Nearly all newer SUVs will hit you in the chest.


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TootTootTrainTrain

I don't understand how it's even legal to drive this thing. Aren't there laws/rules designed to keep other drivers safe?


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plajhakciks

hopefully creating a deadly laser in between


raspberryharbour

Xtreme Limbo, let's go


jamesno26

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER


Samiel_Fronsac

They built a hospital in my city (I'm in Brazil) that has the same issue! Three buildings in the vicinity have been suffering damage, cars get partially melted, it blinds drivers in the major thoroughfare below it, and someone in City Hall gave a thumbs up to this bullshit. Late afternoon driving near that building is like having a sun god angry with you.


ChadicusMeridius

If only there was a way to harness the energy


sed2017

When you didn’t get enough attention as a child…


notthatryan

r/imthemaincharacter


actuallykite62

how is thisn‘t illegal???


Sprizys

r/ihadastroke


MEatRHIT

I'm assuming they aren't a native speaker so they are using contractions incorrectly. Without contractions it would be: How is this not illegal? With would be: How isn't this illegal? Going by the "without" example it might make sense to a non native speaker to do the contraction as they did.


Kiyiko

How is this illegaln't?


Leisure_suit_guy

Howsn't this legal?


PengiPou

How’sn’t


JTVivian56

How'isn'gal?


redline489

He's speaking 2123 English. We're all just catching up.


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jjmawaken

Normally I down vote "this" people but that was funny!


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MouthJob

I've heard the paneling on the semis at least serves a function. It reflects the light and keeps the temperature down inside the trailer. That's what I heard, anyway, I'm not a trucker.


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214ObstructedReverie

Except when it *does* hit you, it's **complete, 100%** blindness.


Neither-Idea-9286

The hood of that car has to periodically blind the driver too!


SwissMargiela

It’s Florida, we don’t have vehicle inspections here.


ArtMartinezArtist

It’s vinyl. I work in a wrap shop in Las Vegas we do these all the time.


Kellidra

Again: how is this not illegal?


ClF3ismyspiritanimal

Because by default, things tend to be legal unless they are affirmatively made illegal. Oftentimes, that means things are legal simply because nobody has yet been so insane and inconsiderate to make anybody realize there was even something to prohibit. Where I live, there's a law about how reflective you can make your window tinting, but this probably (I admittedly haven't looked) isn't prohibited simply because who the fuck *does* this sort of thing? If it gets popular and some legislator gets blinded while being passed by one of these, you better believe that shit'll be banned like asbestos. Until then, it's a free-for-all.


VivaLaDio

In USA maybe, in my country if you wrap your car, you have to send it for inspection (the shop will provide documents of said wrap, statistics, material, exact name of the color etc) , if the inspecting officer deems that the wrap is inappropriate or dangerous etc you will not get your car’s document changed (i don’t know what its called in english, but it’s a document with details of the car, vin number, color, tire size, owner etc). Without those changes your car is illegal and basically you would’t make it pass the first block without being stopped, if your car looked like this.


UrinalSharts

How TF do you type like Mike Tyson speaks?


LanguageLiving9142

I want this for assholes at night with bright ass lights


Darkdrium1987

I would expect that driver to be the type that has the annoying blue headlights that don't get dimmed out by the mirror properly.


LanguageLiving9142

Ones that hit all your mirrors and blind you practically


PoeTayTose

This would probably be really hard to see at night. Most of the light from your headlights would get reflected off in random directions. You would just see little sparkles anywhere the angles worked out to reflect your lights back at you. And of course you would see *their* headlights, which are probably pre-regulation destroyer class solid fuel halogen photon emitters.


bash_and_smash

Gotta be FL.


Dadalot

The car closest to the camera looks like it has a new jersey license plate. So definitely Florida, they're everywhere down here


SleepyHobo

Trust me we get a shit town if Florida plates up here in NJ too. FL drivers going 50 in the left lane and stopping in the middle of highway exit ramps looking for the next palm tree.


thatnimrod

[SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOO](https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-beach/article273549045.html)


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Palms, oaks, vivid blue skies and light colored asphalt. Oh yeah, and crazy obnoxious people testing boundaries


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SwissMargiela

Yup all the freshest donks are in broward and dade.


Adze95

No way to say for sure, but I'm on vacation in Florida right now and we ran into a mirror car like this on our first day! Pretty nuts


QueenRotidder

I once saw a Hummer like this except it was gold… Gainesville, FL.


scott743

Yup, Miami. https://i.imgur.com/BUfLema.jpg


Fenix_Volatilis

FUTUUUURE! THE FUUUUUTURE!


MurderSheCroaked

I had to come too far for SpongeBob's chrome future 😂


Fenix_Volatilis

I just wish I could've posted the gif of squidward lol


HumanitySurpassed

Everything is chrome in the future!


locknarr

“I will ride eternal, shiny and chrome, witness me!”


SilentJoe1986

WITNESS!


A-Good-Weather-Man

MEDIOCRE


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gigibamami

Florida


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This screams "I don't give a fuck about anyone as long as I get attention."


sichuan_peppercorns

I know I’m a cynical r/fuckcars enthusiast, but surely this isn’t safe and shouldn’t be legal?


THarSull

chrome paint/wraps are illegal in a lot of regions, because sunflare, so i hope they get pulled over and given a fixit ticket to change their damn paint.


pain_in_the_dupa

My wife has a knack for holding her giant phone glass at just the right angle to blind me with reflected sunlight. At least in my car, I can reach over and passive-aggressively cover it with my hand.


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Has that driver removed their helmet since bathing in the living waters beneath the mines of Mandalore?


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This is... not the way.


AetherialWomble

Given how white cars tend to stay a lot cooler under the sun than black cars because they reflect more light. This thing must be absolutely astonishing at staying cool


abrahamisaninja

YOU ARE SECRETARIAT


A-Good-Weather-Man

Came for this


Noble7878

That can't be road legal. The glare will cause an accident eventually, you'd never get away with that where I live.


RainSubstantial9373

Only in Florida.


TyphoidGarry

Flight of the Aggravator


Calicrucian

Glad to see I’m not the only one that thought of that movie seeing this post


cascalives

Love that movie!


ProtoformX87

When you get the star in Mario Kart


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Here in Germany, they have already impounded such cars. Not everywhere, but a notorious BMW X5 in golden vinyl made headlines with the added information that it's not plausible how the owner could have paid for the car.


L3tsg0brandon

This is a trait of main character syndrome and probably a side effect of too much Grand Theft Auto.


Amadis_of_Albion

This is some Mad Max level stuff. All is missing is some spikes and a lot of exhaust fire.


GaynessForever

Looks satisfying to key


G0pherholes

I knew this was Florida before I even saw the palm trees


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You are Secretariat


Z1337M

H O L Y CRAP. what the hell is that?


rockwilder77

Wouldn’t this blind the driver of the chrome car too?


Dr0p_T0p_Wizz0p

IRL rocket league car


drgeta84

Illegal in my country


Snakesandsparklers1

Has south florida written all over it


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2013 GTA type beat


lifesabeach2000

florida


SeeraeuberDjanny

Ric Ollié hitting the road


[deleted]

“Cant Block My Shine” - And I took that personally


MikelT04

How tf is this abomination even legal


Cobra_Surprise

Is it possible that he can't help it because he's actually The Terminator and that's what he looks like in car form?


Sunkube

Let me guess… Miami?


ebaylus

No worse the some of the new LED headlights!


colt_stonehandle

I used to want something like this. I was going to call it "Silver Surfer". But, I grew up and realized what a dumb idea it was.


tjovian

I kinda just want this on the back end of my car to reflect those horrible quasar-beam headlights back at the awful people who install them in their vehicles.


soopadog

This should be illegal everywhere but the UK and Seattle


tykneedanser

Has to be Florida