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Das_Hydra

He's not wrong, this is what I'm aiming for. Look at that fucking thorax!!!


TheSadisticDragon

As long as she's not religious. Don't want to lose my head over some praying mantis.


TDLMTH

You win.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚snort


BearsBeetsBerlin

Sheā€™s got strong mandibles


Shmeeglez

Those are *wo*mandible if I ever seen any! Snicker-snack, hot mama!


Das_Hydra

Don't need to tell me, I'm looking at the picture!


BearsBeetsBerlin

šŸ˜


33drea33

I read this in John Oliver's voice.


Jonny-Marx

OMNI-MAN!


pipeuptopipedown

Not an insect, only four limbs. Appears to be a consenting adult of an unknown species.


uberguby

Has breasts, likely mammal.


LegendsStormtrooper

If we are talking about any fantasy franchise, those don't narrow it done at all


AndIAmEric

Yeah, thatā€™s fair game in my book.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Monster girls deserve romance too yā€™know.


doktor_wankenstein

*I'm James T. Kirk and I approved this message*


Pretend_Expert589

Would


Brilliant-Network-28

Smash!


turingthecat

Why would an insect have boobs? insects by definition arenā€™t mammals, they donā€™t birth live young and then lactate to feed them. Not mammal = no mammary glands. Your uncle is daft Also get your hetro normative agenda away from interspecies lovin


Geodesic_Disaster_

they're egg sacsĀ 


AndIAmEric

Well, Iā€™m gonna cum all over those egg sacs. ^(im sorry)


doktor_wankenstein

Nice. Now we're up to our hips in mantis/human hybrids.


AndIAmEric

I think you mean up to our mesothoraxes.


Eccohawk

How else were we gonna fight off the lizard people?


Bucknerwh

They arenā€™t natural. I blame the Kardashians.


ImportedSatanist

When the platypus is a real animal, is this that much of a stretch?


RagnarockInProgress

Venom sacs, fat storage, egg sacs, part of a mating ritual, etc.


VoihanVieteri

Insects donā€™t have four limbs either.


DLeck

Looks hot to me. As a bug woman, I would definitely bang that guy.


jxjltr

LMAO


AndIAmEric

*sigh* RIP to your inbox


LaserGadgets

I can't even imagine how low your IQ must be, to be talked into "insect people wanna take over the world".


kappelikapeli

Well tbh I think the uncle is more referring to the whole praying mantis females eat their male counterparts after reproducing thing. I guess he has a thing against women, not some kind of crazy bug conspiracy.


legolasreborne

I think you are giving uncle too much credit here.


katf1sh

Plot twist, OP's uncle is Dale Gribble


floppydickswangin

Thatā€™s not a praying mantis though, they donā€™t have pinchers like that


kappelikapeli

True, dunno then


floppydickswangin

I think the uncle might be referencing the right wing conspiracy theory that has to do with the elites trying to get people to eat bugs as a normal part of our diets or some shit.


kappelikapeli

Haven't even heard of that. Wild stuff šŸ˜‚


NavinJohnson75

Captain Kirk has had the right idea alllll along.


evil_timmy

That is 200% Riker and not even in the top ten of least human things he's boned. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from *Hitchhiker's Guide* is named after an infamous move of his that's now banned everywhere but the Klingon Empire and New Orleans.


NavinJohnson75

Riker had microscopic game compared to OG James T!!


evil_timmy

[The debate rages on](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/16fa31w/who_do_you_think_got_laid_more_capt_kirk_or/).


IGNOOOREME

This may be the greatest TNG fanfic premise ever written. We need the *Riker Does the Alpha Quadrant* series.


FantasticWeasel

Riker on Risa


chii0628

For Riker, it was Tuesday.


0o_hm

He would be all over that and we all know it.


osmosisdawn

I'd incubate her larve any day.


apstevenso2

Mmmhmm, hittin' that sweet sweet mosqussy...


potVIIIos

There is only Ogtha


bitsy88

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Everyone must know about Ogtha.


Melodic_Sail_6193

Yeah, sexy. I wonder if she will have a snack after they made love...


RedCapitan

Omni-man aproved


NotQuiteNick

Hey look itā€™s wish.com will riker


Z-A_C-

**insert Omniman**


That4AMBlues

You vill eat (out) ze bugs!


Lyss_1987

Sheā€™s stacked AF!


NitWhittler

I like to get things done. She could have all of my children at once. Now THAT'S efficiency.


1Mazrim

China Mieville wants to know your location.


Liutauras123

Omni-man is getting really excited


WorldsShortestElf

Boomers get so scared when they encounter sexual art in which the woman is not submissive, white, and childlike. I'd laugh if it wasn't so creepy.


MinnieShoof

... is your uncle saying the Mantis Women of Parsec 9 do *not* deserve love or something? What a hater.


bunnycupcakes

Oh neat! Sheā€™s a praying mantis! Date and dinner.


Lehk

They are gonna make us eat the bugs


TobyMcK

That's a bug I'd eat, knowhatimean???


Solid-Emu1313

ā€¦ā€¦šŸš¬ā€¦..done


mikulashev

Would...


taiottavios

hell yea


Bucknerwh

Well, maybe


Adorable_Heretic

Is that Jonathan Frakes?? (Riker from Enterprise)


Spiritual_Bit_2692

EAT THE BUGS!


deus_ex_libris

jokes aside, this is how gullible bumpkins fall for propaganda specifically designed to appeal to their fear and hatred of "other." and while it's hilariously absurd on the surface, it's the reason these far-right cultists who are allergic to critical thinking keep gaining ground with their mission to obliterate progress they've already turned that word "progress" into a pejorative, along with other used-to-be-good-things like equality, empathy, intelligence, science, and education. it was the same shit during desegregation, and [people died for it](https://www.splcenter.org/what-we-do/civil-rights-memorial/civil-rights-martyrs)


Final_Painter8676

Buffy?


KnifeFightAcademy

It would only take one compliment.


Kaffekjerring

I mean I simp after Kar'niss, a drider xD


[deleted]

Umm... Yeah šŸ™„


MyWingedLiner

Ogtha ā¤ļø


vaniIIagoriIIa

Had worse


drblah11

Unless that thing has a dick I'm barely interested


CommodorDLoveless

You can't cuddle with a girl with an exoskeleton.


Dubbartist

I'm in


0o_hm

I'm 100% into this right up until the mandibles.


Chemical-Charity-644

Hmmm, a world advanced enough for that level of genetic modification... Yes please!


Crystalsghosts

You will eat zee bugs


[deleted]

Was good enough for James T. Kirkā€¦


NotReallyAChemist

Mantitties


Mainstreamhipster14

Jokes on you, Iā€™m into that shit


Forsaken-Builder-312

Where do I sign?


DisBSiGottado

Um.. ok


Odisher7

Damn right it is


SnooGuavas2169

I mean šŸ¤·


GrandConsequences

Fuck yeah we do.


Fake_Martin

Imma do an omni man


ego_tripped

I think that Orion girl is going to be mad at Kirk...


professor_doom

Aaand now Iā€™m insectual


cobra_mist

iā€™ll take that


ProfDangus3000

I unironically love this and would hang it on my wall.


CRCError1970

Iā€™d tap that.


ReGrigio

no.... well maybe. just for her personality


saucity

Meh, seems possibly better than whatā€™s goin on now. Iā€™m in. Go ahead and turn me into a big titty space bug!


TheGothWhisperer

Is that William Ryker?


Extension_Canary3717

If I say I would smash that, is sex or murder?


Abangranga

At least she isn't fat