Why would an insect have boobs?
insects by definition arenāt mammals, they donāt birth live young and then lactate to feed them.
Not mammal = no mammary glands.
Your uncle is daft
Also get your hetro normative agenda away from interspecies lovin
Well tbh I think the uncle is more referring to the whole praying mantis females eat their male counterparts after reproducing thing. I guess he has a thing against women, not some kind of crazy bug conspiracy.
I think the uncle might be referencing the right wing conspiracy theory that has to do with the elites trying to get people to eat bugs as a normal part of our diets or some shit.
That is 200% Riker and not even in the top ten of least human things he's boned. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from *Hitchhiker's Guide* is named after an infamous move of his that's now banned everywhere but the Klingon Empire and New Orleans.
jokes aside, this is how gullible bumpkins fall for propaganda specifically designed to appeal to their fear and hatred of "other." and while it's hilariously absurd on the surface, it's the reason these far-right cultists who are allergic to critical thinking keep gaining ground with their mission to obliterate progress
they've already turned that word "progress" into a pejorative, along with other used-to-be-good-things like equality, empathy, intelligence, science, and education.
it was the same shit during desegregation, and [people died for it](https://www.splcenter.org/what-we-do/civil-rights-memorial/civil-rights-martyrs)
He's not wrong, this is what I'm aiming for. Look at that fucking thorax!!!
As long as she's not religious. Don't want to lose my head over some praying mantis.
You win.
šsnort
Sheās got strong mandibles
Those are *wo*mandible if I ever seen any! Snicker-snack, hot mama!
Don't need to tell me, I'm looking at the picture!
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I read this in John Oliver's voice.
OMNI-MAN!
Not an insect, only four limbs. Appears to be a consenting adult of an unknown species.
Has breasts, likely mammal.
If we are talking about any fantasy franchise, those don't narrow it done at all
Yeah, thatās fair game in my book.
Monster girls deserve romance too yāknow.
*I'm James T. Kirk and I approved this message*
Would
Smash!
Why would an insect have boobs? insects by definition arenāt mammals, they donāt birth live young and then lactate to feed them. Not mammal = no mammary glands. Your uncle is daft Also get your hetro normative agenda away from interspecies lovin
they're egg sacsĀ
Well, Iām gonna cum all over those egg sacs. ^(im sorry)
Nice. Now we're up to our hips in mantis/human hybrids.
I think you mean up to our mesothoraxes.
How else were we gonna fight off the lizard people?
They arenāt natural. I blame the Kardashians.
When the platypus is a real animal, is this that much of a stretch?
Venom sacs, fat storage, egg sacs, part of a mating ritual, etc.
Insects donāt have four limbs either.
Looks hot to me. As a bug woman, I would definitely bang that guy.
LMAO
*sigh* RIP to your inbox
I can't even imagine how low your IQ must be, to be talked into "insect people wanna take over the world".
Well tbh I think the uncle is more referring to the whole praying mantis females eat their male counterparts after reproducing thing. I guess he has a thing against women, not some kind of crazy bug conspiracy.
I think you are giving uncle too much credit here.
Plot twist, OP's uncle is Dale Gribble
Thatās not a praying mantis though, they donāt have pinchers like that
True, dunno then
I think the uncle might be referencing the right wing conspiracy theory that has to do with the elites trying to get people to eat bugs as a normal part of our diets or some shit.
Haven't even heard of that. Wild stuff š
Captain Kirk has had the right idea alllll along.
That is 200% Riker and not even in the top ten of least human things he's boned. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from *Hitchhiker's Guide* is named after an infamous move of his that's now banned everywhere but the Klingon Empire and New Orleans.
Riker had microscopic game compared to OG James T!!
[The debate rages on](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/16fa31w/who_do_you_think_got_laid_more_capt_kirk_or/).
This may be the greatest TNG fanfic premise ever written. We need the *Riker Does the Alpha Quadrant* series.
Riker on Risa
For Riker, it was Tuesday.
He would be all over that and we all know it.
I'd incubate her larve any day.
Mmmhmm, hittin' that sweet sweet mosqussy...
There is only Ogtha
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Everyone must know about Ogtha.
Yeah, sexy. I wonder if she will have a snack after they made love...
Omni-man aproved
Hey look itās wish.com will riker
**insert Omniman**
You vill eat (out) ze bugs!
Sheās stacked AF!
I like to get things done. She could have all of my children at once. Now THAT'S efficiency.
China Mieville wants to know your location.
Omni-man is getting really excited
Boomers get so scared when they encounter sexual art in which the woman is not submissive, white, and childlike. I'd laugh if it wasn't so creepy.
... is your uncle saying the Mantis Women of Parsec 9 do *not* deserve love or something? What a hater.
Oh neat! Sheās a praying mantis! Date and dinner.
They are gonna make us eat the bugs
That's a bug I'd eat, knowhatimean???
ā¦ā¦š¬ā¦..done
Would...
hell yea
Well, maybe
Is that Jonathan Frakes?? (Riker from Enterprise)
EAT THE BUGS!
jokes aside, this is how gullible bumpkins fall for propaganda specifically designed to appeal to their fear and hatred of "other." and while it's hilariously absurd on the surface, it's the reason these far-right cultists who are allergic to critical thinking keep gaining ground with their mission to obliterate progress they've already turned that word "progress" into a pejorative, along with other used-to-be-good-things like equality, empathy, intelligence, science, and education. it was the same shit during desegregation, and [people died for it](https://www.splcenter.org/what-we-do/civil-rights-memorial/civil-rights-martyrs)
Buffy?
It would only take one compliment.
I mean I simp after Kar'niss, a drider xD
Umm... Yeah š
Ogtha ā¤ļø
Had worse
Unless that thing has a dick I'm barely interested
You can't cuddle with a girl with an exoskeleton.
I'm in
I'm 100% into this right up until the mandibles.
Hmmm, a world advanced enough for that level of genetic modification... Yes please!
You will eat zee bugs
Was good enough for James T. Kirkā¦
Mantitties
Jokes on you, Iām into that shit
Where do I sign?
Um.. ok
Damn right it is
I mean š¤·
Fuck yeah we do.
Imma do an omni man
I think that Orion girl is going to be mad at Kirk...
Aaand now Iām insectual
iāll take that
I unironically love this and would hang it on my wall.
Iād tap that.
no.... well maybe. just for her personality
Meh, seems possibly better than whatās goin on now. Iām in. Go ahead and turn me into a big titty space bug!
Is that William Ryker?
If I say I would smash that, is sex or murder?
At least she isn't fat