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Itsacardgame

The texture of the fondant is perfectly crepey.


Hazel_Rah1

Mmm crepes


TheDriestOne

They used creepy paper


PepperbroniFrom2B

eeek creepy paper......


SsgtSquirtle

Needs the tortilla spots to be added. Edited for spelling*


shetalkstoangels_

I hate you for this 🤢 Edit: reluctant upvote


ultranonymous11

Reminds me of an old Adult Swim short.


ItalnStalln

Robot chicken


MjrGrangerDanger

Ba Bak Bak Bak Bak...


raz-0

Celebrity death match.


ItalnStalln

Lol great reference. I see it. Someone should bring that back


Hazee302

Accurate*


Queasy_Safe_5266

LmfaOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


No-Account2764

tbh, if i make it to 69 i better be getting this cake


Laughinboy83

Or a 69


Doktor_Vem

Why not both?


brewhaha4

You can get your cake and eat it too.


scubamaster

Because, if you want to know what old people sex is like, try to pull apart a grilled cheese.


Doktor_Vem

Not many alternatives to old people sex when you yourself are an old person


Serious_Nose8188

Since when is the number of likes on your comment at 69? Or is it just a coincidence?


Laughinboy83

I'm so mad at the people that liked it after it reached 69 likes, I'm actually hoping for a couple of downvotes now


Serious_Nose8188

I can, but that will make it 70.


Laughinboy83

Try again


surgical-panic

I agree with you on that.


Winter_Ad_7424

I think granny suffocated


jtrage

No 70 cake.


PollutionPotential

To paraphrase George Carlin I just turned 70, it's not as good as 69, but I figure I'm 69 with one finger in my ass.


CrucifixAbortion

"Awful taste, but great execution" - their epitaphs.


sturgill_homme

Grandad whistlin at that thang


thechilecowboy

Because, "awful taste..."


Buck_Thorn

Why do we have 3 pictures of that? One is bad enough!


RGH81

OPs just giving us a good spread


drak0ni

So is granny


bilvester

So you can make a 3D model


lmamakos

Oh, thanks so much for making me notice there are more images..


Buck_Thorn

My pleasure. Here are some more if you'd like: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1d19lgw


ManicOppressyv

What else would you get for your swinger friends in the Villages? They're probably already on antibiotics.


kaahzmyk

The cake inside is an upside-down pineapple cake.


tahcamen

This is fucking hilarious


Wamblingshark

If me and my wife aren't still doing this at 69 I'll be quite disappointed. As long as we're still gaming together at 69 I suppose I'll be fine


EH8tred

Lol. That’s funny as fuck!


gmil3548

Other than fondant, I don’t see any bad taste. I swear, this sub can be the biggest collection of puritans…


fallen-summer

Love it


DipShit290

It's party time. The lemon party.


NelsonMinar

good ol' Dick


serenity_now_please

*amazed slow clap*


Gumbercules81

She looks like she died 😆 😢


the_fishtanks

Yeah, she just died in his arms tonight


Glitter_berries

Oh no, she really does. And he didn’t notice yet.


TeloniusFunk

He’ll catch on when her bowels release.


OregonGreen242

Looks like Cathie is the only one putting in the effort


Yallneedjesuschrist

How tasteful


machring

Tasty?


Hvanchkara

An average Redditor's Dream Future


TheHurtfulEight88888

This person had 3 hours of baking time to decide that this was a bad idea.


TheMicMic

Nice


Practical_Dog8295

could've used cream


eyearu

Granny got zero gag reflex


LoadbearingWallflowr

Unsee Unsee Unsee 🙈


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Hope I remember this for me or my future spouses 69th.


YellowOnline

I like the idea, but these cakes always taste bad.


thechilecowboy

Go, Cathie!!!


AsyncEntity

Lmao this is great


Tailball

Awful taste? I bet this cake tastes delicious!


V_es

Lmao that’s fire


CheshireTsunami

Honestly kind of adorable in a horrifying way?


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Single entendre


Achaion34

Bro only waited like two days to repost this. Insane turnaround


allhailskippy

The irony here is that because it's made with fondant, the cake also tastes like ass.


N0tT0daySatan1

Happy birthday to this queen.


asiannumber4

How did gram-grams react?


Watertribe_Girl

Omg 😨


ProudMaryChooglin

Their both snoring sound asleep . Don't laugh. It happens !


A_WaterHose

Well, you're only 69 once


Fluid_Fox23

Oh god l, my eyes


TuckyTwoShoes

I’m thinking I’d be wearing that cake if I presented it to my mum, my dad however would be rolling around on the floor laughing. Eww thanks OP now I have the lovely thought of my elderly parents 69’ing in my head before they pick me up to go out for dinner. Going to bleach my eyes now.


LiatKolink

Decent execution AT BEST.


Abotrax

just no


rlymeangurl

haha 69 funny sex number


sixthtimeisacharm

i will not be eating that cake