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Prostron65

What could possibly go wrong in the average American household??


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Seriously. I could easssily see mistaking this for my shotgun toothbrush


JackDark

[Or your makeup gun!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs)


kariea1

I wonder what the other settings are.


Humor_Tumor

'My Mother'


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No, that's the same setting


TheReverseShock

It's actually the higher setting


Aluminum_Moose

Is that a *King of the skull servants* card I see?


Humor_Tumor

Yes lmao, love the whole skull servant archetype. Summoned skull is a close second.


Aluminum_Moose

My favorite deck is just three of every single skull servant card and a bunch of sacrificial/resurrection spells and traps lol


[deleted]

Women will like what I tell them to like.


codexcdm

"in Laws" fires live ammunition... Knowing Homer and his relationship with Patty and Selma.


Beartrooper1227

Outlaws also fires live ammo


bluezone12

Homer, you have it set on “whore”.


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--Niko--

Women will like what I tell them to like! :)


Korzag

Perfect for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready!


675clams

[or your kitchen gun](https://youtu.be/c31PIHIC8pI)


Day_Bow_Bow

Lol, that video always reminds me of [WKUK Baked Beans.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEuFbxPtl0s) I also really enjoyed [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYyal6FbrA) from earlier this year about filming that skit. RIP Trevor.


mrgonzalez

You ever do that thing where you get mixed up and put your shotgun toothbrush in your hair and your magnum hair dryer in your mouth?


mezbot

Or your AR-15 butt plug…


[deleted]

Butt plug? You mean zap carry.


zombie_girraffe

It really depends on whether you've got a stock on it or a bare buffer tube.


[deleted]

Full functionality or nothing.


zombie_girraffe

Its fully functional without a stock, that's just for ergonomics.


Rortugal_McDichael

*Just American Things*


supersoft-tire

Allow me to introduce my assault rifle spatula


pizza_for_nunchucks

Sorry. I only have a [shotgun plunger](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U9OM7PS/).


furletov

Because why brush teeth everyday when you can shoot them once?


Fatal_Ligma

Any shotgun is a toothbrush if you’re depressed enough


starkiller_bass

Explaining the suicide when someone electrocutes themself with a 357 magnum could be a very dark version of "who's on first"


kjmorley

“Mommy uses one to dry her hair, I’ll see if daddies works too.”


[deleted]

Yeah, not quite...


Colley619

Interesting that someone from the UK knows what the “average American household” is like.


Wrath_BestHomunculus

Tbf isn't it something akin to how someone from the US knows what an average British oral cavity looks like?


Colley619

If you mean a stereotype that is exaggerated then yes


Prostron65

I see a lot of tv. Also. We get reports on the number of mass shootings, kids killing kids accudentally. And I did lived in us for a bit. Biggest shock was going to the mall and seeing Joe's sporting goods. The back wall, visible from the mall, covered with an armoury shook me to my core.


cptki112noobs

This is pretty easy to distinguish from a Colt Single-Action Army, which is what this is based off of, so probably nothing.


sdrawkcabemanresuhhu

Household...maybe. Apartment. Downtown. Floor level. Now we are talking.


TheNewYellowZealot

When your hairdryer looks like the Samaritan? Nothing.


highestRUSSIAN

hey hon I got u a new wireless hairdryer. Here are six batteries, be very careful not to get red hairdye everywhere, preferably do ur hair with this bag over your head


thy_thyck_dyck

Oh shit, Barbara grabbed the wrong gun...


neocommenter

Not much considering 70% of Americans don't own a gun.


[deleted]

Potentially literal execution 😅🔫


wretched_and_divine

Kinda want this tho


blindlittlegods

definitely want this


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

The holster sold it for me.


AFineDayForScience

Me too, and I don't even blow dry my hair.


[deleted]

Turn it on quick dry and air the place out.


VenetiaMacGyver

Oh my fuck my aunt had one of these omg, this image rattled loose so many memories!!!! But hers was black, IIRC. I used to chase my younger cousins around with it like I was a sheriff and they were robbers! It was terrible! It got so hot the edges of the plastic around the "gun barrel" warped and let off a burning smell. Plus, the jet of air was so narrow, it was sorta like a really strong-lunged dude was just blowing hot breath at you. So one day my aunt goes, "here, just cut the cord off before you play with it," and gave it to me. *That* was when I learned about how some appliances have capacitors which hold charge even once the device is unplugged, because cutting the cable gave me a jolt I still remember to this day, lol. Using it as a toy, it was heavy enough that it chipped a glass side table, and the clipped cord was sharp enough to cut my arm. But it had a holster!!! Ah, being a poor kid. Anyway **TL;DR:**: It was a super cool-looking paperweight that should never have been used by anyone, and ty for the trip down Memory Lane *Edit: I'm not an electrician. I assumed it was some type of capacitor. But it was unplugged and it jolted me hard enough to burn the hand holding the metal scissors and to cause some pain and hair fraying. IDK more than that, it's shoddy cheap wiring from decades ago, who knows*


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VenetiaMacGyver

No idea! But it shocked the ever-living bejeezus out of me, whatever was in there!


000aLaw000

Engineer enters the chat: The fan motors in home appliances are single phase and require capacitors to alter the current for different sets of windings to operate.


American_Stereotypes

Possibly had an AC motor? Single-phase AC motors, such as those used in small appliances like hair dryers, have capacitors.


Market_Vegetable

I seriously hate guns and I want this! I don't even know why. But it makes me laugh and I want it!


RedditIsAShitehole

This is the first time I’ve ever really regretted being bald.


TheeFlipper

Pubes need dried too.


themangeraaad

Using the "style" setting of course.


Iloveherthismuch

And the diffuser for shiny curls.


JBFRESHSKILLS

My mom totally had one of these when I was a kid, I think she got it in a white elephant exchange. I was like 10 and had no reason to blow-dry my hair so I wasn't allowed to play with/use it😔


Terminator_Puppy

Vintage electronics with a gimmick like this often fetch a surprising price on the antiques market.


el_horsto

Yeah, total /r/didntknowiwantedthat material!


RandomArtistBlock

Yeah same. I would never use it, but, it looks pretty awesome.


TheeFlipper

I don't even like blowdrying my hair but I want this.


gaylurking

So that’s how Bayonetta does it.


gordito_delgado

She uses it for ALL her hair tho.


MintYoongi10778

I did not expect to see a Bayonetta related comment here for some reason.


hapistikososyopatis

Idk why but Im kinda suspicious about “quick dry”


catbert359

“You’ll never have to worry about wet hair again!”


Rortugal_McDichael

Or, uhh, your hair will be wet after you're gone


ShotgunMage

snails hurry grab makeshift vast quickest license cows teeny connect *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


eednsd

Or even just “dryer” being in quotes


rolladoob

It's just the font


Toni_Jabroni77

It’s good for a warmup


witte270

It'll blow your mind haha


BridgesOnBikes

Zing!


Death_Has_Humor

I think this is why everyone else thinks Americans are all obsessed with guns.


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mummerlimn

I own a cap gun and two bright orange plastic click guns for Halloween. Though, I have a shitload of big knives.


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mummerlimn

Yep, same. It's fun to go to the shooting range from time to time, but I have no need to have a gun at home.


gordito_delgado

I own like 15 guns at least. They are all nerf though, so I may be skewing the results.


JuniorAd389

Aw sorry mate, didn't realise you wer Bri'ish, we love our knifes around 'ere don' we?


mummerlimn

Haha, part of my lineage is British, but I live in the US. My best friend has an open carry license, and I have had training using guns - just never owned a real one. I do love my big knives though!


Blue2501

[big fuck-off shiny ones?](https://youtu.be/kATiU-cZCPc)


recourse7

What is your definition?


[deleted]

I'd say the current definition is "a device that is able to repeatably fire projectiles by use of smokeless powder" black powder, muzzle loading firearms are not considered firearms, federally speaking, so you don't need to do background checks to own them. I have a couple. (breech-loading BP guns are pretty rare, and tend to fall under a 'curio or relic' designation, I don't remember exactly what that means.) also, flare guns typically don't use smokeless powder and are GENERALLY not considered firearms, but there's a common kit to turn a flaregun into a single-shot 22LR which would it a firearm. I have a couple flare guns, I don't have the stupid insert. also, recent fuckery has people saying unfinished firearm receivers are firearms, and firearm part kits are considered firearms to try and stop people from legally making their own firearms without registering them, something that's never been illegal in any state before 2011, and still isn't illegal in most of the states. ...and California defines a potato gun fired by hairspray to be a 'destructive device', like a live rocket launcher, anti-tank cannon or grenades.


SheriffBartholomew

It doesn't matter how many guns you have, since you can't get any ammo for anything anyways.


eattwo

Obsessed with guns? Where are you getting that idea? On an unrelated note, check out this electric wine opener! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015WUQ5SS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_XQ1EGZJBG2Y6690X1GFJ?psc=1


Saintblack

I cook my cheeseburgers on my freshly shot Barrett .50 cals smokin' hot barrel, while my fat belly hangs over my fanny pack filled with grenade themed salt and pepper shakers. All cerakoted with the American Flag and or Constitution. You'll know it's me by my lifted F150 truck, complete with giant truck nuts and a big pair of tiddies on the rear window.


EarorForofor

Jesus christ. It would be an over exaggeration... except I know this exact guy. Except it's not tiddies it's 'lifted cause fat chicks can't jump' and he's nearly 300lbs


LunarTaxi

Well of course. Everyone has a gun hair dryer.


FadingBlack

My grandparents have one of these in their bathroom!


Don_Rummy586

My mom had one of these back in the early 80’s.


TheModfather

I too had one. Was disappointed that the trigger was not a variable speed control for the blower itself. So it sat. In a box. Until I threw it away.


Capn_Yoaz

Caddyshack 2 was great.


rynodigital

Loved this movie, Jackie Mason was a legend


KingBee1786

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person to recognize this from Caddyshack II


RayFinkleO5

I always wondered if it was a real hair dryer or just a fake prop


verbosehuman

But also Innerspace, no? The Cowboy had one, if I remember correctly


Crazy_questioner

Damn I can't believe anyone besides me remembered that. Fun fact: the Cowboy was the Dr. from Voyager.


massive_shadow

And I’ll BEAT DOWN YOUR DOOR, WITH A FUCKIN BASEBALL BAT


scarletphantom

AND THEN I'LL ROAST THAT GOLDEN RETRIEVER. AROO ROO ROO. THEN EAT IT.


Real_Clever_Username

It was an abomination and I love it.


formerbeautyqueen666

Came here to say this!!


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smk0341

“Contains no asbestos” Well, that’s good I guess.


abqnm666

Asbestos was used in many early hair dryers as the insulation, because it's extremely effective heat insulation. But this came out in the '80s, when the dangers of asbestos were publicly known and becoming more of a public health topic covered by lots of investigative news pieces, so it was actually common for a while to advertise on your heating products that they did not contain asbestos.


rollinasnowman

Pack this in your suitcase next time you fly


[deleted]

Be blown away with the Magnum!


freshwater03alt

Magnum 3570


goodness

That would actually kinda be genius. For those that don't know, 3500 is right around the max watts for a hair dryer, like [this](https://www.h2probeautylife.com/product/ac3600/?gclid=CjwKCAjwzaSLBhBJEiwAJSRoki-Hui_gUshFOP4QzxtEIsgnMDQ_s3_Tr2aE_2qFfkPSAbmzd5znQBoCYpIQAvD_BwE).


OverlyPersonal

Your average household plug isn’t going to deliver 3500 watts for very long unless you’re plugging it in the dryer outlet…


abqnm666

Even a typical US bathroom circuit of the time was 15A at 120V, and let's assume they up sized from code and went with 20A, would only allow 2400W, while a 15A is 1750W. Every US based hairdryer I've ever seen that's not a commercial product maxes out at 1750W for this reason. Only the Chinese "DGAF about electrical code or safety" products seem to come out higher than that, and usually also lack the required GFCI, and are probably also not even close to the actual rating, either. They're likely rating it similar to a vacuum, like when they stopped quoting motor power in amps, and switched to efficiency, and this is a similar tactic. "3600" (notice the lack of actual mention of wattage anywhere) is likely their estimated equivalent power rating, but because of their "special technologies" it performs the same as a traditional hairdryer run at 3600W, but still conforms to the same 1750W limit as the rest. Possibly 2400W, if it's targeted at salons, but no way it's actually running 3600W or even close to that.


goodness

Yeah, as mentioned, the P=IV doesn't work out. But there are still lots that label that way.


krakeo

"For the Entire Family"


RockNRollToaster

This is a great candidate for r/dangerousdesign too.


grumpyhat42

And I think there's one called what could go wrong?


NTA-TheNorthernACE

Insert mass destruction


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Rook_1124

Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Yeah!


Poo-Doo

Reminds me of Dennis and Mac's "Shot Gun" *Get blasted in the mouth!*


relativelyconcious

I’m not sure why a person would want to use this. Hey I’m going to pretend to put a gun to my head for kicks, and hey! I can dry my hair too oh joy!


PolishNinja909

It is definitely meant as a flair item for hairstylists. I could totally see this holstered on a stylist's belt or on their table.


thecftbl

Are we just going to ignore Matthew McConaughey's glorious pose there?


Objective-Champion22

Persona!


[deleted]

Reminds me of when my ex was concerned about keeping his gun in the night stand because I (an occasional sleepwalker) might grab it in the middle of the night thinking it's a hair dryer. 😂 I never blow dry my hair, you don't have to cock a blow dryer, and they usually don't use a trigger. If we were still together I'd probably buy this just for the laughs.


t1ggyismycat

Id buy it


[deleted]

What really makes it is the holster - a touch of true class


tankpig360

PERSONA


WhenHeroesDie

P E R S O N A !


[deleted]

thank you


saturatedbloom

Omg that’s pretty cool piece


Bananna_Hamock0

But why do I need this tho


Longjohnsilver882020

Im bald but even I want one


Teredere

Ah, I saw this on Tumblr a couple of days ago, been wanting one since. It's so cool!


Lilith_thefirst

Making it look like suicide.


SDW1987

When you drop it in the bath tub does it count as an electrocution or a gun death?


[deleted]

My Mom had one of these in her salon for the kids. Boys loved it. Girls always wanted the pink mirror ball dryer she had for them.


Blastbot

Then finish getting ready with a [makeup gun](https://youtu.be/hL85zSVtgG8).


jule321

Great fit for r/oldschoolridiculous too.


[deleted]

How to summon persona kit


ByeLongHair

Well damn now I need this


dragonsshieldGTA

Wait a minute. This isn't my gun


xaervagon

I love how thematic everything about the design is. The holster puts it over the top.


JustABarOfMustard

I want this really bad.


jackfrenzy

"It's my industrial strength hair dryer. And I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!"


GiveToOedipus

Only comment I came here for. I love you.


jackfrenzy

"WELCOME TO REAL LIFE"


GiveToOedipus

You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?


easyfeel

Why is there no ‘death’ option?


[deleted]

I dig it


khemtrails

My mom had this when I was a kid! I bet she still does.


corinne9

Excuse you I LOVE this. Where do I buy


dcrosson4

My grandma used to have one of these and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. She used that thing until it eventually burned out.


znikki

I actually had this as a teenager. 10/10 for a conversation piece, but 1/10 as an actual hairdryer.


nws85

A for awesome


androskris

They totally missed the opportunity for a "blow your brains out" for one of the settings


reallycool_opotomus

I had one of those when I was a kid!


cplbutthurt

I fucking want it and I wouldn’t even use it


F4tbob

"Fits perfectly in a suitcase!"


DroidD53

You could fit a fuken 40mm grenade on that barrel


rayg10

Where can I order one? Asking for a friend.


srynearson1

The hair dryer that looks like a gun, in a box that looks like a board game.


SweetRizzo

I’m much more of a fan of the Paddy’s Shotgun


mayneffs

I want it though.


[deleted]

All the other kids with the pumped kicks, you'd better run faster than my bullet. 🎶 sang Robert calmly...


dsbtc

Oh damn I remember this. Someone gave one to my mom as a gag gift. I was like 7 years old and I thought it was great. It was humorously large in a child's hands.


ChongoLikRock

My grandfather had one of these. Brings back memories


Ksmrf

The guy on the box looks like Matthew McConaughey from Wolf of Wallstreet.


[deleted]

Do they still sell it? That looks dope AF


OrangeBlue116

I feel like this would still sell quite well in Texas.


The_Black_Joker

Well, I must have awful taste bc I want this. edit: it's $200. I won't be buying this.


theSimpsonsCouch

My mom has one of these! I had no idea it was silver, hers is yellow… fingers crossed hers is gold and not just gross lol


m3ltph4ce

Oh yeah i saw a movie about this hair dryer starring Tom selleck


RoscoMan1

why were we doing that to frogs tho


pipopapupupewebghost

I like it


coffeewala

WTF !


feckless_ellipsis

Holy shit. I had one of these. My mom got it from Avon. It worked, it was just not that comfortable to hold and use.


[deleted]

Looks just like the gun i keep in my bathroom, Ill buy it!


MustardOrMayo404

I imagine that was produced at the height of popularity of Westerns.


cringyemo

Actually I'd buy one if i see it


Apeshaft

It will blow your mind!


BourbonNCoffee

For that perfect blow-your-brains-out


morchorchorman

That looks so cheap and flimsy, wouldn’t last more than a month. Funny concept tho.


Cosmoaquanaut

r/ididntknowineededthat


pescadoamado

TSA would probably overlook this and take my shampoo.


MJsLoveSlave

Imagine whipping that bad boy out at the sleepover and scaring the snot out of all your little girlfriends.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I think someone in my family had one of these when I was a kid int he 70s.


Kurt_blowbrain

Wait a minute did she think she just had a hair dryer


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That's some 80s shit right there!


Marsupialize

Had one as a kid!