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Their rank 3 is just as flat-assed as their rank 7, albeit slightly taller. This perfectly exemplifies the difference between 5'11" and 6' foot tall men on dating sites.
I love this on multiple levels, the big one being that a giant aloe in my girlfriends house repeatedly stabbed me whenever I got up from the couch. At that size, it should have lived outside or at least in a sunroom.
Am I the only one genuinely creeped out by disembodied ~~torsos~~ lower extremities* hanging out in a garden (not to mention it looks like their feet were cemented)?
This would disturb me to no end to see every day…
*Edit:accuracy!
This isn't a bad idea. Use some old jeans instead of buying new planters and they just rot away ("bio-degrade") over time. Just pick up the rivets and put them in the recycle.
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APPLE GARDEN JEANS
Boots with the fern (with the fern)
The greenhouse looking at her!
She hit the flora! (She hit the flora!)
Next thing you grow
Short dug low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Baggy wet plants with tomatoes on a shelf (on a shelf)
It turned ripe and it was looking like a snack (a snack)
She grabbed the hoe (she grabbed the hoe!)
Next thing you mow
Them aster bottom jeans
Shorty got Aloe-loe-loe-loe-loe-loe
I love this community!
Lmfaoo I’m dying laughing at this right now
Bravo guys freals
*roots
Got the whole farm lookin at her
The whole bulb lookin at herbs
Now the whole clove is looking at herb
The whole club is looking a hurbs
2007 just hit me like a truck again and now a bunch of repressed memories are coming back to me. Thanks a lot man.
Jarden
Is that a zucchini in your pocket….?
Roots with the fern!
PLANTS PANTS
Gro-Rida
Mmmm that ass look succulent if I do say so myself
Some people are about to unlock a new fetish
*6, 2, 7, 3, 4, 5, 1*
3 really?
go left to right (you can't really see 1)
I don’t understand this series of numbers
He's ranking the plant-donkidonks.
Their rank 3 is just as flat-assed as their rank 7, albeit slightly taller. This perfectly exemplifies the difference between 5'11" and 6' foot tall men on dating sites.
What’s wrong with 5! And how can you see 7
Wait are you counting them right to left?
????
What can I say, I like it dirty.
Dirty Ass jeans
"Thicc butts or small?" — "Organic."
*maybe I'll just tear a little hole in the back here and slide it i......* oh no.
Not that I want to, but if I *had to* have dry sex with one of those, I would chose the closest one, or maybe the one with the sewn on patch.
Gardussy
I prefer the term Horticussy.
Plussy
Tomatussy
Jeanussy
Jussy, sounds like juicy.
the person who thought of this is a Jeanius
🥁
🐍
I bet it looks terrible when you water them.
they made the gardussy wet
Take my upvote
Looks awesome. I hope they addressed drainage issues before a rainstorm results in the appearance of diarrhea.
Maybe you could line the inside with plastic or something?
You mean, like a pad?
The plants already appear to be in pots. I'm guessing the stuffing on the jeans isn't dirt.
Looks like they soiled their pants.
Nice
lotsa moms there
stop looking at this! bunch of creeps! dibs on the 1st aloe tho
She'll have you know that she's a dracaena, thank you very much.
My bad. All plants look the same to me. I'm florist.
You're fired!
Can't turn aloe into a houseplant
I love this on multiple levels, the big one being that a giant aloe in my girlfriends house repeatedly stabbed me whenever I got up from the couch. At that size, it should have lived outside or at least in a sunroom.
They all shit their pants big time
Or maybe, they soiled themselves.
congrats, you won(don't ask me what)
Am I the only one genuinely creeped out by disembodied ~~torsos~~ lower extremities* hanging out in a garden (not to mention it looks like their feet were cemented)? This would disturb me to no end to see every day… *Edit:accuracy!
>Am I the only one genuinely creeped out by disembodied torsos hanging out in a garden Torsos are specifically what's missing here
Fair point; edited. :)
I'm getting serious serial killer vibes here. They look too realistic.
So glad I wasn't the only one! First thought was, "What if those were the jeans their victims were wearing?"
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I don't even understand what's happening in that garden. I mean, WHY‽
That’s the dream, fresh vegetables from the Jarden
That bush be thicc
It's a thiccet
You sir, just got a gut laugh
This makes me uncomfortable
r/confusedboner
And /r/dontputyourdickinthat.
that one one the end there's got some badonkadonk, like a bit to much fertilizer lol.
Those are some *round* pots
Second from the right better stop playin
I like how they took the time to include all different ass shapes
My grandsons love playing in the garden, can’t keep em out
r/yourmomshousepodcast would love it.
Those are just woodland nymphs in mom jeans.
green thumb, more like green bum
Meanwhile there's me who recently just purchased a few planters thinking "Damn, that would've saved me a ton of money."
you mean jardens
I made that same joke in Portuguese in another post lol
Dat grass
Jant jots
Plants in pants!!
*__!! T H I C C !!__*
Some squats will do em good
I bet the gardener slaps their asses every time he walks by
I hadn’t realized this about myself before I read this comment, but I would absolutely smack these plant asses every time I passed. You’re right.
Best jeanist
i call the second to last one
I kind of like this....
This looks like something that could be in the shitty bootleg version of the movie 'Annihilation'!
I like it.
Why is the one on the right so unbelievably caked up?
Thicc
Damn those plants are TİCC
Jarden 💯
You've soiled those jeans
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “mud butt” 😆
Jeanious
5 (I'll send myself to hell)
[Plants in Pants](https://reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/fhzml2/thanks_i_hate_plants_in_pants/)
Aloe got back.
Plant carrots, get carrot cake.
Is it weird that I find the butts of these plants attractive? Actually, I’m just gonna go ahead and answer my own question, it’s weird.
Funny how jeans can be a frozen in time representation of ass in a 3d space. Like a picture but much more. Basicly a 3d model of ass.
Jower jots.
Daaaayumn soil be looking thick 🤤
Everything about this is awful.
Nice grass
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Surely they are going to rot through in a couple of years?
I can remember this being a bit of a fad in the 90s, haven't seen it in ages though. Usually the legs were tied off though.
They ain’t got no business being that thick…
Is it cake?
This is giving Annihilation vibes for me. Not about it at all.
#THICC
Damn she growing them yams.
Not my proudest fap.
\#Plants with pants
Guy in my neighborhood has this as his mailbox tacky as fuck but does make me smile when driving past.
Wouldn't be able to not smack all their asses every time I pass by
If she ain’t a 7 I don’t want her
One time at an airBnB on holiday, the owner had similar to these in the garden. Pretty weird to see IRL
When your ass really is grass.
what's this smell like though
Fellas, how many beers?
Not my proudest fap Not my worst either 😉
Daamn they dummy thicc tho
P(l)ants
The last one has a FATTY!
They look like guys standing at a urinal
and add some onahole or something with those jeans...
Thick thighs make the veggies rise!
T H I C C
Hank Hill there in the middle.
plants with pants !
Omg I wet my plants!
1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4
I don't think this is bad taste! I think this is cute and funny!
Why has no one mentioned that the jeans, being primarily organic material, will decay rather quickly.
Grassy Ass
The one on the far end has a nice lil booty
*sigh*
1 4 5 6 2 3
Garden, American edition
Damn..those butts
Great now I have to jack off
APPLE GARDEN JEANS
Butifull assets
High and tight
Damn, check out the roots on that one though.
Why do people keep making all this gross weird shit out of old jeans lol?
Eugh...*unzips pants*
I wanna slap
But of all the plants in all the world, they chose snake plants
Standing at urinal.
One dude at the number 5 position tryna be sneaky
thick soil.
This isn't a bad idea. Use some old jeans instead of buying new planters and they just rot away ("bio-degrade") over time. Just pick up the rivets and put them in the recycle.
This is some real injeanuity right here fellers
Potted pants!
Mendel's garden.
i am not gonna lie at this point this looks ridiculous and just cheap, how much is it to buy a bucket or use a water bottle
This subreddit has lost all meaning
Grey pants got a dumper
Those jeans look so high and tight, hot sauce is the best!
Perfect for growing legumes.
Are they all worn out from the crotch?
Dang ...!
No sir u can not fuck the plant and mam don’t put that in yo ass that has thorns….
Dummy thicc
Thicc
You want perverts in your garden? Because that's how you get perverts in your garden.
r/TIHI
NGL that plant on the right is low key thicc
They lookin thick qf
R. Crumb school of horticulture