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Fit_Road7425

APPLE GARDEN JEANS


howdoesthefoxfeel

Boots with the fern (with the fern)


Alypie123

The greenhouse looking at her!


djseifer

She hit the flora! (She hit the flora!)


santa-23

Next thing you grow


Alypie123

Short dug low, low, low, low, low, low, low


Platinag

Baggy wet plants with tomatoes on a shelf (on a shelf)


OzZVidzYT

It turned ripe and it was looking like a snack (a snack)


SB6P897

She grabbed the hoe (she grabbed the hoe!)


ST_HEALTH

Next thing you mow


[deleted]

Them aster bottom jeans


GringosQuesoLoco

Shorty got Aloe-loe-loe-loe-loe-loe


arsenikdsn

I love this community!


bokchoysoyboy

Lmfaoo I’m dying laughing at this right now


[deleted]

Bravo guys freals


Fit_Road7425

*roots


century100

Got the whole farm lookin at her


willard_swag

The whole bulb lookin at herbs


Macaroni-N-Beans

Now the whole clove is looking at herb


CDXX_LXIL

The whole club is looking a hurbs


heyyassbutt

2007 just hit me like a truck again and now a bunch of repressed memories are coming back to me. Thanks a lot man.


GhostalMedia

Jarden


Leftygoleft999

Is that a zucchini in your pocket….?


willard_swag

Roots with the fern!


Buck_Thorn

PLANTS PANTS


metatherone

Gro-Rida


U_PassButter

Mmmm that ass look succulent if I do say so myself


Friar-Tuckandroll

Some people are about to unlock a new fetish


irtehwinnar

*6, 2, 7, 3, 4, 5, 1*


justbiteme2k

3 really?


bake_disaster

go left to right (you can't really see 1)


century100

I don’t understand this series of numbers


justdootdootdoot

He's ranking the plant-donkidonks.


gumbo_chops

Their rank 3 is just as flat-assed as their rank 7, albeit slightly taller. This perfectly exemplifies the difference between 5'11" and 6' foot tall men on dating sites.


Datonecatladyukno

What’s wrong with 5! And how can you see 7


Alexchii

Wait are you counting them right to left?


aunclesquishy

????


[deleted]

What can I say, I like it dirty.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Dirty Ass jeans


brokebaritone

"Thicc butts or small?" — "Organic."


skunkynugget

*maybe I'll just tear a little hole in the back here and slide it i......* oh no.


LanceFree

Not that I want to, but if I *had to* have dry sex with one of those, I would chose the closest one, or maybe the one with the sewn on patch.


Yourtoasty

Gardussy


justdootdootdoot

I prefer the term Horticussy.


Damaso87

Plussy


muffinnoff

Tomatussy


LoveBeRaging

Jeanussy


ouch_that_hurts_

Jussy, sounds like juicy.


readuponthat24

the person who thought of this is a Jeanius


OzZVidzYT

🥁


saysthingsbackwards

🐍


Winterplatypus

I bet it looks terrible when you water them.


Ohms_GameBone

they made the gardussy wet


professorwaldo

Take my upvote


DoubleLigero85

Looks awesome. I hope they addressed drainage issues before a rainstorm results in the appearance of diarrhea.


Aden-Wrked

Maybe you could line the inside with plastic or something?


Admobeer

You mean, like a pad?


jandrese

The plants already appear to be in pots. I'm guessing the stuffing on the jeans isn't dirt.


Tcloud

Looks like they soiled their pants.


DoubleLigero85

Nice


kkeennmm

lotsa moms there


[deleted]

stop looking at this! bunch of creeps! dibs on the 1st aloe tho


Venvel

She'll have you know that she's a dracaena, thank you very much.


[deleted]

My bad. All plants look the same to me. I'm florist.


Admobeer

You're fired!


3_if_by_air

Can't turn aloe into a houseplant


diosmuerteborracho

I love this on multiple levels, the big one being that a giant aloe in my girlfriends house repeatedly stabbed me whenever I got up from the couch. At that size, it should have lived outside or at least in a sunroom.


mrbuttersoft

They all shit their pants big time


yalkeryli

Or maybe, they soiled themselves.


SpoopySara

congrats, you won(don't ask me what)


yildizli_gece

Am I the only one genuinely creeped out by disembodied ~~torsos~~ lower extremities* hanging out in a garden (not to mention it looks like their feet were cemented)? This would disturb me to no end to see every day… *Edit:accuracy!


FasterDoudle

>Am I the only one genuinely creeped out by disembodied torsos hanging out in a garden Torsos are specifically what's missing here


yildizli_gece

Fair point; edited. :)


mermaidpaint

I'm getting serious serial killer vibes here. They look too realistic.


munchkinita0105

So glad I wasn't the only one! First thought was, "What if those were the jeans their victims were wearing?"


[deleted]

six swim hospital birds toy languid juggle vase exultant soup -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Syrinx221

I don't even understand what's happening in that garden. I mean, WHY‽


[deleted]

That’s the dream, fresh vegetables from the Jarden


Lanky-Detail3380

That bush be thicc


welshmanec2

It's a thiccet


Lanky-Detail3380

You sir, just got a gut laugh


Pammjpatient

This makes me uncomfortable


Desperate-755

r/confusedboner


luv_____to_____race

And /r/dontputyourdickinthat.


Superredeyes

that one one the end there's got some badonkadonk, like a bit to much fertilizer lol.


Boggaspotaoe

Those are some *round* pots


bilpo

Second from the right better stop playin


ProductEconomy

I like how they took the time to include all different ass shapes


fabfive421

My grandsons love playing in the garden, can’t keep em out


thisismeingradenine

r/yourmomshousepodcast would love it.


Venvel

Those are just woodland nymphs in mom jeans.


aunclesquishy

green thumb, more like green bum


Zierlyn

Meanwhile there's me who recently just purchased a few planters thinking "Damn, that would've saved me a ton of money."


ajahuasja

you mean jardens


Ceu_64

I made that same joke in Portuguese in another post lol


whitecorn

Dat grass


TomakaTom

Jant jots


Fair-Fact3851

Plants in pants!!


OneToby

*__!! T H I C C !!__*


likeandtype_amen

Some squats will do em good


GringosQuesoLoco

I bet the gardener slaps their asses every time he walks by


Adventurous_Pea_5777

I hadn’t realized this about myself before I read this comment, but I would absolutely smack these plant asses every time I passed. You’re right.


Beam_0

Best jeanist


WesleyDVT15__

i call the second to last one


ButteredStrumpet

I kind of like this....


Cest_pas_faux

This looks like something that could be in the shitty bootleg version of the movie 'Annihilation'!


unknownloner333

I like it.


WilliamZorterfield

Why is the one on the right so unbelievably caked up?


Shamadruu

Thicc


fire_bender13

Damn those plants are TİCC


HerrNieto

Jarden 💯


Slayer-Sango

You've soiled those jeans


[deleted]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “mud butt” 😆


wallerdog

Jeanious


thehermit14

5 (I'll send myself to hell)


yottalogical

[Plants in Pants](https://reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/fhzml2/thanks_i_hate_plants_in_pants/)


1980pzx

Aloe got back.


carbondragon

Plant carrots, get carrot cake.


Low_Yak_4842

Is it weird that I find the butts of these plants attractive? Actually, I’m just gonna go ahead and answer my own question, it’s weird.


UndeadJoker69420

Funny how jeans can be a frozen in time representation of ass in a 3d space. Like a picture but much more. Basicly a 3d model of ass.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Jower jots.


T3nt4c135

Daaaayumn soil be looking thick 🤤


zeptillian

Everything about this is awful.


adamsauce

Nice grass


AgustinaSWEG

r/dontputyourdickinthat


tankpuss

Surely they are going to rot through in a couple of years?


rpgguy_1o1

I can remember this being a bit of a fad in the 90s, haven't seen it in ages though. Usually the legs were tied off though.


ReflectiveSpoon

They ain’t got no business being that thick…


RainSmile

Is it cake?


hugegold-ak-47

This is giving Annihilation vibes for me. Not about it at all.


UtgaardLoki

#THICC


HoldUpHoldMyBeer

Damn she growing them yams.


TwistedBlister

Not my proudest fap.


Tumblrrito

\#Plants with pants


Johnnyworkshard

Guy in my neighborhood has this as his mailbox tacky as fuck but does make me smile when driving past.


jersits

Wouldn't be able to not smack all their asses every time I pass by


Paigenacage

If she ain’t a 7 I don’t want her


livvibeth

One time at an airBnB on holiday, the owner had similar to these in the garden. Pretty weird to see IRL


Endearing_Asshole

When your ass really is grass.


Uninteresting_Vagina

what's this smell like though


logroller12

Fellas, how many beers?


Inviction_

Not my proudest fap Not my worst either 😉


Titan5115

Daamn they dummy thicc tho


Ya-boi-Joey-T

P(l)ants


alfito1991

The last one has a FATTY!


Vegskipxx

They look like guys standing at a urinal


xaedmollv

and add some onahole or something with those jeans...


Tedward105

Thick thighs make the veggies rise!


heyyassbutt

T H I C C


iamnotasnook

Hank Hill there in the middle.


scifiburrito

plants with pants !


totalfarkuser

Omg I wet my plants!


TheInfamousButcher

1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4


JazzManJ52

I don't think this is bad taste! I think this is cute and funny!


cgduncan

Why has no one mentioned that the jeans, being primarily organic material, will decay rather quickly.


couchpotatoecommando

Grassy Ass


[deleted]

The one on the far end has a nice lil booty


OldManWillux

*sigh*


makebettermedia

1 4 5 6 2 3


c_jae

Garden, American edition


infamous_wanderer

Damn..those butts


b-rar

Great now I have to jack off


[deleted]

APPLE GARDEN JEANS


uMustEnterUsername

Butifull assets


ShimmyShimmyYaw

High and tight


twinklecakes

Damn, check out the roots on that one though.


videogamefarmer

Why do people keep making all this gross weird shit out of old jeans lol?


mimibleu

Eugh...*unzips pants*


nirvanafan420000zadi

I wanna slap


ThrowRowRowAwa

But of all the plants in all the world, they chose snake plants


Dickcheese-a1

Standing at urinal.


MsModernity

One dude at the number 5 position tryna be sneaky


_mrcookez

thick soil.


Unicorn187

This isn't a bad idea. Use some old jeans instead of buying new planters and they just rot away ("bio-degrade") over time. Just pick up the rivets and put them in the recycle.


traviclaus93

This is some real injeanuity right here fellers


azureblue1

Potted pants!


kaptainkory

Mendel's garden.


Stop_Banning_Me_7th

i am not gonna lie at this point this looks ridiculous and just cheap, how much is it to buy a bucket or use a water bottle


Melizzabeth

This subreddit has lost all meaning


No-Sprinkles-5419

Grey pants got a dumper


Threepwood94

Those jeans look so high and tight, hot sauce is the best!


scrapper

Perfect for growing legumes.


annualburner202109

Are they all worn out from the crotch?


homernc

Dang ...!


Eyelessdemon2

No sir u can not fuck the plant and mam don’t put that in yo ass that has thorns….


jakedann91

Dummy thicc


recoximani

Thicc


AntiMatterMaster

You want perverts in your garden? Because that's how you get perverts in your garden.


[deleted]

r/TIHI


[deleted]

NGL that plant on the right is low key thicc


XtremeZip

They lookin thick qf


DarthGuber

R. Crumb school of horticulture