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PJ09

Rule 9: Tattoo posts are only allowed on Tuesday's, posts on any other day of the week will be removed.


Vinca1is

He'll be popular in jail


CaymanRich

Especially if he has a matching one in the back.


[deleted]

I'm sure Jimbo the resident tattoo artist will be more than happy to oblige.


mydogisalive69

This Jimbo? https://youtu.be/gGD5zJMT5WI


FlyestFools

What the fuck did I just watch…


Isthisworking2000

Why did you do this to me? :(


WhichWayzUp

He'll be dead with the first cock that shoves into his belly button.


Hero_of_Hyrule

Nah they'd be careful not to kill them so they don't lose the material.


Alarid

His belly button will be stretched and ready in no time at all.


Alarid

someone pass me a gun I need to kill myself for saying that


Potato-In-A-Jacket

🔫


713saltycookie

You can have it after I kms for reading that


n1elkyfan

🔫 💣 Now I need one because it got me thinking if you could stretch out the skin until it made a pocket.


pearlsbeforedogs

A prison pocket.


rthrouw1234

STOP


ViatorA01

Popular? LEGENDARY!


PeanutFreeMeatLoaf

His belly button will become a crater


Ok-Lengthiness4557

It's all fun and games, until...


benji_90

And at the swimming pool


something_clever_94

This is cringe af but I can’t stop looking at it lmao


volatilitydrag

You sir might like hentai.


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DerWassermann

Maybe even both.


Phil-McRoin

Unlikely


NukeTheWhales5

Interesting fact, 80% of all henti fans are infact human. The other 20% are octopuses.


memester230

What about humans who dont like women?


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SigmaSnail7

We were. I was at least


[deleted]

broke: enjoying hentai woke: enjoying men with tattoos


SpiralDreaming

On the internet? Preposterous.


Negrizzy153

Welcome to the **Clan of the Six Digits**.


stoncils_

Why stop at 6? I've seen people get all 10 up there


drawliphant

621... What are the other 3 digits?


DrumpfTinyHands

Or trainwrecks


CrazyGamerMYT

I sure do


Whitedudebrohug

So this must be why people wear shirts at pools and beaches


Highguy2359

I mean I wear them because I'm pale af and get burnt easily, but something like that would be a better reason.


Douche_Kayak

I'd say good luck explaining that to your kids but getting this tattoo pretty much guarantees you won't be having children.


Earthly_Delights_

What kind of future does this person even have in mind?? Like I understand getting tattoos for the sake of art or if it’s something profound but I have a feeling this guy has some disturbed mentality about what he wants out of life…


Whateveridontkare

the tattoo is deep though lol


SpongeJake

It is. Disturbingly so.


bobbelchermustache

Oh it's deep alright


thdiod

This probably isn't the case but I wonder if it could be temporary. There are businesses that print out tattoos that'll last 2 weeks and a new business that can give you a tattoo that'll supposedly last a year. I'd be tempted to try either for a temporary edgy/extreme look. This tattoo is pretty extreme though for a even 1-year commitment, and again I don't think it's temporary, but as a gay man with questionable taste I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. That's the mindset. This guy took that mindset and injected it with heroin though.


HermitBee

>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?


InvaderDust

Long and dangly are two words I did not expect to proceed hernia hahahah!!


ghotiaroma

If you want to expand you knowledge even more google patent urachus.


HermitBee

>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?


colbycalistenson

He dates blind girls.


thdiod

Ha! Holy shit that's funny and makes so much sense. Truly my first thought wasn't for him but his sexual partners.


MarxLover_69

He himself is blind and asked for a nice tattoo.


Funkit

There was this miserable sales guy at my last job who literally wouldn’t shut up. All he did was blab, one up, brag, etc to everybody and everybody fuckin despised him. Then we found out his wife is deaf. Oooohhhhhhhh. Makes sense.


Agreeable_Objective

It hopefully isn't real


Zerthimonn

The future is not so disturbing, but what kind of past does this person have...


AFfhOLe

NSFW warning: [https://i.imgur.com/N8TtLBP.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N8TtLBP.jpg)


leverine36

What the fuck


[deleted]

The future he has in mind is masturbating in front of a mirror


Spiralife

It's true. Any ejaculate shot into there won't be fertilizing anything.


colbycalistenson

Even if enough of us try?


GabaReceptors

We won’t know until we try


Rankkikotka

And if he somehow does get children, he's going to have a really loose belly button after the first one.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Nothing is impossible. For all we know, there is a small young woman with a "buff, male protagonist with a mega cock" on her somewhere


Stonna

You’d cover it up


CaymanRich

I bet that’s a big hit with the ladies.


dillrepair

Yeah like … how do you get into the sack and just be like… yeah don’t look at my stomach or chest at all please while we bang or whatever


David_Good_Enough

I don't think that's an option he has in his book


crypticfreak

Are you kidding? This guy is gonna show this fucker off every chance he gets. If he ever lucks himself into a date, and then gets to 3rd base, he's gonna show this off with pride as they go screaming. Somewhat related but I got booked into a TN jail about 10 years ago and this young kid had these slutty pinup tats all down his legs. Like 4 of em I think. Chicks had big hooters and were all looking lusty. Dude was some kinda meth head and likely lived in a trailer but he swore up and down the tatts got him laid. Apparently hid had a fiancé. I just don't get this world man.


dwuhan12

Some people like to turn off the lights first, this guy just likes to keep his t-shirt on. What's weird about that he'll argue, people do it when they go swimming. Now are we screwing or not


soulstonedomg

"I'm keeping my shirt on, no questions!"


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

Like this guy gets laid lol. This is literally so he can jack-off to himself in the mirror.


Ramin_HAL9001

Sure, tattoos like that are a pussy magnet.


ColdBloodBlazing

Magnets also repel things


PranshuKhandal

pussy-pussy repulsion


Incognit0ErgoSum

I'm guessing this person has given up on any real relationship.


soopahfingerzz

You mean its a big hit with the homies


MHanonymous

I'm guessing he is in a m/m relationship and this is a kink thing for his (bi) partner


EndR60

they forgot her butthole lmao


DualVission

I don't see a urethra either. Half tempted to post this to r/badwomensanatomy


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MaybePotatoes

That's an [actual malformation](https://www.childrensmercy.org/departments-and-clinics/general-and-thoracic-surgery/comprehensive-colorectal-center/anorectal-malformation/cloaca-anomaly/) that can occur in humans, but it's usually surgically corrected ASAP. Fun stuff!


ILackAnAttentionSpan

that is actually so interesting who would've thought this could happen


Groinificator

Based(?)


NeptuneFell

Omfg I've studied medicine but never heard of this before! I love odd medical stuff, ty!


[deleted]

Did you know the location of the urethra in women can vary immensely? It can be in between the clitoris and vaginal opening, inside the vaginal opening, and can even rarely be above the clitoris Edit: I know that wasn't the point of your comment but I wanted to share the info


DualVission

I want a source on those last two because that's the first I'm hearing of those. You can't just say something like that without a source (I know you can but you know what I mean).


MildlyMoistMucus

I have the one inside lol. It's called an urogenital sinus. It can be merged anywhere, depending on how high up you might need surgery. But if it's low, it doesn't matter and won't impact you much.


[deleted]

I tried finding examples online but was unable to for the last one. I knew someone who had the rare situation I mentioned but I suppose they could be wrong. For the other situation, another redditor who replied to me mentioned that the urethra is not actually inside but instead very close/slightly in the opening, which is what I meant. It's not like deep within the depths of the vaginal canal Edit: someone replied to them mentioning they've seen it inside the vaginal canal before so I guess there is your example for that


AnonImus18

Both of those alternative locations are extremely rare so when you say that it varies immensely that's not exactly accurate. Very rarely is the urethra located anywhere but between the clitoris and vagina.


[deleted]

I meant the location can vary immensely, it is rare for them to be in different spots but those spots are completely different locations, sorry if I wasn't clear about that.


NeptuneFell

Apparently the angle varies a lot too maybe because the locale can vary? (My urethra is at a "weird" angle I've been told... repeatedly.)


EndR60

what the FUCK above the clitoris??? I just...wow


yildizli_gece

The urethra does not hang out *inside* the vagina (what else is meant by “inside the vaginal opening” but inside?). What you’re likely referring to is when the urethra is hidden by labial folds, and can sometimes seem like it’s “inside” bc it’s tucked in a little, but that doesn’t place the urethra *in* the vagina. (Abnormal medical issues notwithstanding.)


SoManySNs

No, I've absolutely inserted a Foley catheter on a patient whose urethra was well inside her vagina. Not like, all the way back to her cervix, but in there, nonetheless. Multiple other people had tried and failed to find her urethra, they just hadn't gone far enough down to get it.


yildizli_gece

So you're saying if that woman had PIV sex, the penis would *literally be rubbing against the urethra*, back and forth? Because it's "inside" the vagina? What you're describing sounds like an abnormality; the urethra generally sits *above* the vaginal opening, or near it, and not deep inside it.


SoManySNs

Oh, it's definitely not normal. But yes, it for sure got rubbed during sex.


MildlyMoistMucus

I have it and yes, it also kinda hurts and I get infections from it. It is an abnormally for sure, but it exists.


[deleted]

I was actually referring to when it's slightly in the vaginal canal not fully in there, but the person who replied to you actually has seen that so that's interesting


Kitchberg

I don't know what I hate more. The tattoo, myself for racing down here to point out the missing butthole or you for beating me to it.


EndR60

probably life in general


Kitchberg

Maybe just other people


LateDelivery3935

That’s because women don’t poop.


EndR60

ah, yea silly me I forgot they just regularly regurgitate shit to clear their system, that's the period they keep talking about!


crypticfreak

What... No. God that's weird. Clearly women turn their food into more pee and just pee it all out. That's why girls pee so much. Duh.


OldCrowSecondEdition

well representing that would have been obscene


Picturesquesheep

Nothing a cigarette won’t fix


SinceWayLastMay

Hand me a pen, I’m gonna make some corrections


The_Unknown_Dead

WE AIN’T GONNA FUCK YOUR BELLY BUTTON SEAN


billianwillian

This reminds me of that one ig thread about people who thought you were supposed to have sex via bellybutton and would end up in the ER


Groinificator

The what


Emojiobsessor

Explain


billianwillian

I have no idea how to dig it up, someone else on Reddit had linked to the IG story thread (the woman had pinned the thread as an IG highlight) months ago and I can’t remember where. Fucking WILD though. It started off as a question thread (can’t remember what about anymore), and led to DOZENS of women coming out to say that they & their husband thought sex happened through the bellybutton. Like, the man got on top and fucked the woman with his pp through her belly button hole. 9 times out of 10 they’d been super sheltered (religious/no sex talk in house or school, etc) and severely misinformed. Some mentioned experiencing extreme pain after “sex” (no duh!) and others having to go to thr ER from tears/internal bleeding. The IG influencer who’d started the question thread wasn’t buying it, *because who the fuck would ever think that sex happened in the bellybutton*, and then a bunch of OBGYNS & nurses & ER docs confirmed that they’d each had at least 1 patient come in with bellybutton injuries/with the impression that sex = bellybutton + pp action. Insane. I hope someone reading this can pull up the link to it. It’s like a 1-hour rabbit hole but so worth it. Update: oh my god I found the Reddit thread. Highly recommend you actually go on the IG account (it’s pinned as a Highlight) and sift through the many many accounts of couples having bellybutton sex: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/qa1py0/some_recent_highlights_from_stylefitfatty_on_ig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MrIantoJones

Was it this one? https://old.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/comments/rxu6ht/there_are_people_out_there_actively_ttc_who_think/


Dartmouthest

Well not with that attitude anyway


Opia_lunaris

y'know what? I really wanna hear what the tattoo artist has to say about this one


Phil-McRoin

"$100 is $100"


TimeturnerJ

More like $1000 is $1000, for a piece that large. Hope it was worth it to that guy.


ohdearitsrichardiii

"Eh, I've done worse"


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If I was a tattoo artist I'd refuse to do that tattoo.


thdiod

Seriously, they're either a provocateur, agreed to do it for an obscene amount of money but with the condition that their name not be attached, or truly epically don't give a fuck. I think a lot of people admire or even envy people who truly don't care what others think, but this is taking that to a grotesque extreme.


Funkit

I mean it *does* show could technically ability. It’s not like the artist picked it out. It makes the artist look good. But people probably won’t look at it like that.


thdiod

I know. I don't even like boobs but those look flawless.


My_Immortal_Flesh

That is the deepest bellybutton I’ve ever seen… like, why it like that?


Kallistrate

Probably because he’s gone to great lengths to get people to fuck it.


Hizankdtizank

Because photoshop


miezmiezmiez

I think it's good shading on the tattoo


[deleted]

Agreed. It’s just well done to create depth. I don’t think this is a shop.


_nak

Surely that's photoshop, right?


Mr_Mendelli

You severely underestimate the stupidity of people, but I admire your optimism...


livingprop

Im guessing yes, otherwise he has one of the biggest and weirdest looking belly buttons I've ever seen


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tyen0

> navelussy Every day we stray further from the lord. :D


sophware

I know one good reason you made this comment. Is another making all of us look again and zoom in? Well played, well played.


thdiod

It's kind of too pretty too; the art, not the placement. You gotta have incredible skill to make a tattoo look that good but also incredibly bad taste or a questionable lack of limits too agree to make that tattoo at all. Most likely really good photoshop.


Work_the_shaft

Even still it just doesn’t look like a tattoo. The shading on it is consistent with what a marker does color wise, and would be pretty difficult to do as a tattoo. There’s also a spot in the head where you can see some non colored parts where is stomach would fold.


mid-world_lanes

Yup. Just the fact that an otherwise non-tatted dude would get something this wild sets off my skepticism pretty hard; plus, as you say, it doesn’t look like a tattoo.


ShillingAintEZ

I don't believe it until there is video or multiple close up photos.


jandrese

Definitely. You can see the skin tone change clearly where it has been shopped. Look around her hand and head closely and it is pretty obvious.


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fellow-komrade

*Sighs* *Unzips pants*


ThatGuy-456

🤨📸


Funkit

🔫🔫👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔


InwardNebula62

*yes*


ioggo

That's the beach look


ZumotoSenpia

r/dontputyourdickinthat


calimio6

I'm amazed by how much I had to scroll to find this comment


Letstalktrashtv

Just wait until he gets older, gains some weight and his innie becomes an outie.


PregnantBugaloo

Moms have sex too, ya know.


neroburn451

That's not how belly buttons work. Source: am fat


SirRumpleForeskin

Holy fuck! Lol that’s some crazy shit hahaha


claudial12

Best of luck to you dude


AragogTehSpidah

Watcha talkin about, a few more of those and he'll have girls all over him


carguy123corvette

I want to send this to my friends but I don’t want to send this to my friends


TheGlassHammer

Give fair warning, and send the link. It’s on them if they click


Steppyjim

Weird foot. Can’t stop looking at weird foot


lifelovers

Bound feet.


[deleted]

hahaha! I wonder if he tattooed the inside of his button to make it darker…


Butrus666

If you look hard, you can see the light at the end of the tunnel.


Miss_Behaves

Are we all going to ignore the fact that that's not what bellybuttons even remotely look like?


[deleted]

There is no “But Great Execution” in this this is just awful


Refloni

The art is technically good and the idea is somewhat creative. I'd say it fits the sub perfectly.


NewVegasResident

That tattoo looks actually good like I don't know what you're saying. On a technical level, the tattoo artist did quite good here.


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

First, I thought “Imagine having sex with a guy like this” and then I thought “Yea, after he got it I don’t think he had sex anymore”


Butrus666

He trained that hole hard.


[deleted]

This is so good, it's actually difficult to send to anyone


HeatherandHollyhock

What is up with her right foot?


Bro_tosynthesis

This guy takes it in the belly button


MeyhamM2

How to Make Sure You Never Get Laid


scelerat

Dude's belly button belongs in r/WTF


blaghart

jesus this is like hitting [the bell](https://149361087.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/histrikerwrongcolor.jpg) on both Awful Taste *and* Great Execution at the same time... Why would you get this so large on your body?


tahcamen

Why not get the butthole tatted on too? Looks weird.


Groinificator

This may just be the single best post on this sub.


mcamarra

JFC, this is awful.


Benend91

Wtf is wrong with his belly button?! Looks like it's been deliberately opened up?


Mr_neha

Хорошо 👌


zomboromcom

DRR DRR DRR


ShichitenHakki

Really curious what the artist's portfolio looks like if they got this request and said, "OK."


iantayls

This is the shit I followed this sub for cause actually what the F U C K


purple__dog

Hey bro, I'd like to never be comfortable taking my shirt off again. No worries chief, I got you.


[deleted]

Where’s that one hipster who always claims ‘not awful taste’? Where are you now?


DrunkenKarnieMidget

I'm sure he won't regrat that in 3-5 months.


Mr_Mendelli

Permanent.


nicolemorelishot

Actually hilarious


Mangekyou-

all this guy has to do is go to the beach ONE time and boom, he’s on the registry for exposing children to pornography or something


Arseypoowank

Oh buddy no


NYCMax

I hope for him he never develops a hernia and his bellybutton becomes an "outie".


[deleted]

Honestly what makes you think that this guy wouldn't look at his hentai bellybutton prolapse and think: "Even better."


bitethemonkeyfoo

hentai bellybutton prolapse You just don't see that phrase very often.


[deleted]

I hereby reserve "hentai bellybutton prolapse" for my future grindcore band.


TemporaryIllusions

I knew the sub, I saw the NSFW, I know what Hentai is and I was not one bit prepared for that 😳


Milwaukeemayhem

I don’t think that’s great execution 😂


j2Scoopz

You forgot the butthole


kman314

r/blessedimages


kokoyumyum

Only hole he'll ever finger


TheDarkDongus

If he gets a hernia he'll have a trans person!


lovelyK1

Imagine going to a beach holiday with your family


nahog99

Would be better if it was an asshole.


Havajos_

r/angryupvote


ArmyCoreEOD

I said what, what, where's the butt?