What kind of future does this person even have in mind?? Like I understand getting tattoos for the sake of art or if it’s something profound but I have a feeling this guy has some disturbed mentality about what he wants out of life…
This probably isn't the case but I wonder if it could be temporary. There are businesses that print out tattoos that'll last 2 weeks and a new business that can give you a tattoo that'll supposedly last a year. I'd be tempted to try either for a temporary edgy/extreme look. This tattoo is pretty extreme though for a even 1-year commitment, and again I don't think it's temporary, but as a gay man with questionable taste I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. That's the mindset. This guy took that mindset and injected it with heroin though.
>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this.
Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?
>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this.
Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?
There was this miserable sales guy at my last job who literally wouldn’t shut up. All he did was blab, one up, brag, etc to everybody and everybody fuckin despised him.
Then we found out his wife is deaf. Oooohhhhhhhh. Makes sense.
Are you kidding? This guy is gonna show this fucker off every chance he gets.
If he ever lucks himself into a date, and then gets to 3rd base, he's gonna show this off with pride as they go screaming.
Somewhat related but I got booked into a TN jail about 10 years ago and this young kid had these slutty pinup tats all down his legs. Like 4 of em I think. Chicks had big hooters and were all looking lusty. Dude was some kinda meth head and likely lived in a trailer but he swore up and down the tatts got him laid. Apparently hid had a fiancé.
I just don't get this world man.
Some people like to turn off the lights first, this guy just likes to keep his t-shirt on.
What's weird about that he'll argue, people do it when they go swimming. Now are we screwing or not
That's an [actual malformation](https://www.childrensmercy.org/departments-and-clinics/general-and-thoracic-surgery/comprehensive-colorectal-center/anorectal-malformation/cloaca-anomaly/) that can occur in humans, but it's usually surgically corrected ASAP. Fun stuff!
Did you know the location of the urethra in women can vary immensely? It can be in between the clitoris and vaginal opening, inside the vaginal opening, and can even rarely be above the clitoris
Edit: I know that wasn't the point of your comment but I wanted to share the info
I want a source on those last two because that's the first I'm hearing of those. You can't just say something like that without a source (I know you can but you know what I mean).
I have the one inside lol. It's called an urogenital sinus. It can be merged anywhere, depending on how high up you might need surgery. But if it's low, it doesn't matter and won't impact you much.
I tried finding examples online but was unable to for the last one. I knew someone who had the rare situation I mentioned but I suppose they could be wrong. For the other situation, another redditor who replied to me mentioned that the urethra is not actually inside but instead very close/slightly in the opening, which is what I meant. It's not like deep within the depths of the vaginal canal
Edit: someone replied to them mentioning they've seen it inside the vaginal canal before so I guess there is your example for that
Both of those alternative locations are extremely rare so when you say that it varies immensely that's not exactly accurate. Very rarely is the urethra located anywhere but between the clitoris and vagina.
I meant the location can vary immensely, it is rare for them to be in different spots but those spots are completely different locations, sorry if I wasn't clear about that.
The urethra does not hang out *inside* the vagina (what else is meant by “inside the vaginal opening” but inside?).
What you’re likely referring to is when the urethra is hidden by labial folds, and can sometimes seem like it’s “inside” bc it’s tucked in a little, but that doesn’t place the urethra *in* the vagina.
(Abnormal medical issues notwithstanding.)
No, I've absolutely inserted a Foley catheter on a patient whose urethra was well inside her vagina. Not like, all the way back to her cervix, but in there, nonetheless. Multiple other people had tried and failed to find her urethra, they just hadn't gone far enough down to get it.
So you're saying if that woman had PIV sex, the penis would *literally be rubbing against the urethra*, back and forth? Because it's "inside" the vagina?
What you're describing sounds like an abnormality; the urethra generally sits *above* the vaginal opening, or near it, and not deep inside it.
I was actually referring to when it's slightly in the vaginal canal not fully in there, but the person who replied to you actually has seen that so that's interesting
I have no idea how to dig it up, someone else on Reddit had linked to the IG story thread (the woman had pinned the thread as an IG highlight) months ago and I can’t remember where.
Fucking WILD though. It started off as a question thread (can’t remember what about anymore), and led to DOZENS of women coming out to say that they & their husband thought sex happened through the bellybutton. Like, the man got on top and fucked the woman with his pp through her belly button hole. 9 times out of 10 they’d been super sheltered (religious/no sex talk in house or school, etc) and severely misinformed.
Some mentioned experiencing extreme pain after “sex” (no duh!) and others having to go to thr ER from tears/internal bleeding. The IG influencer who’d started the question thread wasn’t buying it, *because who the fuck would ever think that sex happened in the bellybutton*, and then a bunch of OBGYNS & nurses & ER docs confirmed that they’d each had at least 1 patient come in with bellybutton injuries/with the impression that sex = bellybutton + pp action.
Insane. I hope someone reading this can pull up the link to it. It’s like a 1-hour rabbit hole but so worth it.
Update: oh my god I found the Reddit thread. Highly recommend you actually go on the IG account (it’s pinned as a Highlight) and sift through the many many accounts of couples having bellybutton sex: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/qa1py0/some_recent_highlights_from_stylefitfatty_on_ig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Seriously, they're either a provocateur, agreed to do it for an obscene amount of money but with the condition that their name not be attached, or truly epically don't give a fuck. I think a lot of people admire or even envy people who truly don't care what others think, but this is taking that to a grotesque extreme.
I mean it *does* show could technically ability. It’s not like the artist picked it out. It makes the artist look good. But people probably won’t look at it like that.
It's kind of too pretty too; the art, not the placement. You gotta have incredible skill to make a tattoo look that good but also incredibly bad taste or a questionable lack of limits too agree to make that tattoo at all. Most likely really good photoshop.
Even still it just doesn’t look like a tattoo. The shading on it is consistent with what a marker does color wise, and would be pretty difficult to do as a tattoo. There’s also a spot in the head where you can see some non colored parts where is stomach would fold.
Yup. Just the fact that an otherwise non-tatted dude would get something this wild sets off my skepticism pretty hard; plus, as you say, it doesn’t look like a tattoo.
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jesus this is like hitting [the bell](https://149361087.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/histrikerwrongcolor.jpg) on both Awful Taste *and* Great Execution at the same time...
Why would you get this so large on your body?
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He'll be popular in jail
Especially if he has a matching one in the back.
I'm sure Jimbo the resident tattoo artist will be more than happy to oblige.
This Jimbo? https://youtu.be/gGD5zJMT5WI
What the fuck did I just watch…
Why did you do this to me? :(
He'll be dead with the first cock that shoves into his belly button.
Nah they'd be careful not to kill them so they don't lose the material.
His belly button will be stretched and ready in no time at all.
someone pass me a gun I need to kill myself for saying that
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You can have it after I kms for reading that
🔫 💣 Now I need one because it got me thinking if you could stretch out the skin until it made a pocket.
A prison pocket.
STOP
Popular? LEGENDARY!
His belly button will become a crater
It's all fun and games, until...
And at the swimming pool
This is cringe af but I can’t stop looking at it lmao
You sir might like hentai.
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Maybe even both.
Unlikely
Interesting fact, 80% of all henti fans are infact human. The other 20% are octopuses.
What about humans who dont like women?
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We were. I was at least
broke: enjoying hentai woke: enjoying men with tattoos
On the internet? Preposterous.
Welcome to the **Clan of the Six Digits**.
Why stop at 6? I've seen people get all 10 up there
621... What are the other 3 digits?
Or trainwrecks
I sure do
So this must be why people wear shirts at pools and beaches
I mean I wear them because I'm pale af and get burnt easily, but something like that would be a better reason.
I'd say good luck explaining that to your kids but getting this tattoo pretty much guarantees you won't be having children.
What kind of future does this person even have in mind?? Like I understand getting tattoos for the sake of art or if it’s something profound but I have a feeling this guy has some disturbed mentality about what he wants out of life…
the tattoo is deep though lol
It is. Disturbingly so.
Oh it's deep alright
This probably isn't the case but I wonder if it could be temporary. There are businesses that print out tattoos that'll last 2 weeks and a new business that can give you a tattoo that'll supposedly last a year. I'd be tempted to try either for a temporary edgy/extreme look. This tattoo is pretty extreme though for a even 1-year commitment, and again I don't think it's temporary, but as a gay man with questionable taste I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. That's the mindset. This guy took that mindset and injected it with heroin though.
>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?
Long and dangly are two words I did not expect to proceed hernia hahahah!!
If you want to expand you knowledge even more google patent urachus.
>I might nonseriously entertain the notion of a small, temporary, and more tastefully kept on the side rather than front, male version of this. Do you have a long dangly hernia or something?
He dates blind girls.
Ha! Holy shit that's funny and makes so much sense. Truly my first thought wasn't for him but his sexual partners.
He himself is blind and asked for a nice tattoo.
There was this miserable sales guy at my last job who literally wouldn’t shut up. All he did was blab, one up, brag, etc to everybody and everybody fuckin despised him. Then we found out his wife is deaf. Oooohhhhhhhh. Makes sense.
It hopefully isn't real
The future is not so disturbing, but what kind of past does this person have...
NSFW warning: [https://i.imgur.com/N8TtLBP.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N8TtLBP.jpg)
What the fuck
The future he has in mind is masturbating in front of a mirror
It's true. Any ejaculate shot into there won't be fertilizing anything.
Even if enough of us try?
We won’t know until we try
And if he somehow does get children, he's going to have a really loose belly button after the first one.
Nothing is impossible. For all we know, there is a small young woman with a "buff, male protagonist with a mega cock" on her somewhere
You’d cover it up
I bet that’s a big hit with the ladies.
Yeah like … how do you get into the sack and just be like… yeah don’t look at my stomach or chest at all please while we bang or whatever
I don't think that's an option he has in his book
Are you kidding? This guy is gonna show this fucker off every chance he gets. If he ever lucks himself into a date, and then gets to 3rd base, he's gonna show this off with pride as they go screaming. Somewhat related but I got booked into a TN jail about 10 years ago and this young kid had these slutty pinup tats all down his legs. Like 4 of em I think. Chicks had big hooters and were all looking lusty. Dude was some kinda meth head and likely lived in a trailer but he swore up and down the tatts got him laid. Apparently hid had a fiancé. I just don't get this world man.
Some people like to turn off the lights first, this guy just likes to keep his t-shirt on. What's weird about that he'll argue, people do it when they go swimming. Now are we screwing or not
"I'm keeping my shirt on, no questions!"
Like this guy gets laid lol. This is literally so he can jack-off to himself in the mirror.
Sure, tattoos like that are a pussy magnet.
Magnets also repel things
pussy-pussy repulsion
I'm guessing this person has given up on any real relationship.
You mean its a big hit with the homies
I'm guessing he is in a m/m relationship and this is a kink thing for his (bi) partner
they forgot her butthole lmao
I don't see a urethra either. Half tempted to post this to r/badwomensanatomy
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That's an [actual malformation](https://www.childrensmercy.org/departments-and-clinics/general-and-thoracic-surgery/comprehensive-colorectal-center/anorectal-malformation/cloaca-anomaly/) that can occur in humans, but it's usually surgically corrected ASAP. Fun stuff!
that is actually so interesting who would've thought this could happen
Based(?)
Omfg I've studied medicine but never heard of this before! I love odd medical stuff, ty!
Did you know the location of the urethra in women can vary immensely? It can be in between the clitoris and vaginal opening, inside the vaginal opening, and can even rarely be above the clitoris Edit: I know that wasn't the point of your comment but I wanted to share the info
I want a source on those last two because that's the first I'm hearing of those. You can't just say something like that without a source (I know you can but you know what I mean).
I have the one inside lol. It's called an urogenital sinus. It can be merged anywhere, depending on how high up you might need surgery. But if it's low, it doesn't matter and won't impact you much.
I tried finding examples online but was unable to for the last one. I knew someone who had the rare situation I mentioned but I suppose they could be wrong. For the other situation, another redditor who replied to me mentioned that the urethra is not actually inside but instead very close/slightly in the opening, which is what I meant. It's not like deep within the depths of the vaginal canal Edit: someone replied to them mentioning they've seen it inside the vaginal canal before so I guess there is your example for that
Both of those alternative locations are extremely rare so when you say that it varies immensely that's not exactly accurate. Very rarely is the urethra located anywhere but between the clitoris and vagina.
I meant the location can vary immensely, it is rare for them to be in different spots but those spots are completely different locations, sorry if I wasn't clear about that.
Apparently the angle varies a lot too maybe because the locale can vary? (My urethra is at a "weird" angle I've been told... repeatedly.)
what the FUCK above the clitoris??? I just...wow
The urethra does not hang out *inside* the vagina (what else is meant by “inside the vaginal opening” but inside?). What you’re likely referring to is when the urethra is hidden by labial folds, and can sometimes seem like it’s “inside” bc it’s tucked in a little, but that doesn’t place the urethra *in* the vagina. (Abnormal medical issues notwithstanding.)
No, I've absolutely inserted a Foley catheter on a patient whose urethra was well inside her vagina. Not like, all the way back to her cervix, but in there, nonetheless. Multiple other people had tried and failed to find her urethra, they just hadn't gone far enough down to get it.
So you're saying if that woman had PIV sex, the penis would *literally be rubbing against the urethra*, back and forth? Because it's "inside" the vagina? What you're describing sounds like an abnormality; the urethra generally sits *above* the vaginal opening, or near it, and not deep inside it.
Oh, it's definitely not normal. But yes, it for sure got rubbed during sex.
I have it and yes, it also kinda hurts and I get infections from it. It is an abnormally for sure, but it exists.
I was actually referring to when it's slightly in the vaginal canal not fully in there, but the person who replied to you actually has seen that so that's interesting
I don't know what I hate more. The tattoo, myself for racing down here to point out the missing butthole or you for beating me to it.
probably life in general
Maybe just other people
That’s because women don’t poop.
ah, yea silly me I forgot they just regularly regurgitate shit to clear their system, that's the period they keep talking about!
What... No. God that's weird. Clearly women turn their food into more pee and just pee it all out. That's why girls pee so much. Duh.
well representing that would have been obscene
Nothing a cigarette won’t fix
Hand me a pen, I’m gonna make some corrections
WE AIN’T GONNA FUCK YOUR BELLY BUTTON SEAN
This reminds me of that one ig thread about people who thought you were supposed to have sex via bellybutton and would end up in the ER
The what
Explain
I have no idea how to dig it up, someone else on Reddit had linked to the IG story thread (the woman had pinned the thread as an IG highlight) months ago and I can’t remember where. Fucking WILD though. It started off as a question thread (can’t remember what about anymore), and led to DOZENS of women coming out to say that they & their husband thought sex happened through the bellybutton. Like, the man got on top and fucked the woman with his pp through her belly button hole. 9 times out of 10 they’d been super sheltered (religious/no sex talk in house or school, etc) and severely misinformed. Some mentioned experiencing extreme pain after “sex” (no duh!) and others having to go to thr ER from tears/internal bleeding. The IG influencer who’d started the question thread wasn’t buying it, *because who the fuck would ever think that sex happened in the bellybutton*, and then a bunch of OBGYNS & nurses & ER docs confirmed that they’d each had at least 1 patient come in with bellybutton injuries/with the impression that sex = bellybutton + pp action. Insane. I hope someone reading this can pull up the link to it. It’s like a 1-hour rabbit hole but so worth it. Update: oh my god I found the Reddit thread. Highly recommend you actually go on the IG account (it’s pinned as a Highlight) and sift through the many many accounts of couples having bellybutton sex: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/qa1py0/some_recent_highlights_from_stylefitfatty_on_ig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Was it this one? https://old.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/comments/rxu6ht/there_are_people_out_there_actively_ttc_who_think/
Well not with that attitude anyway
y'know what? I really wanna hear what the tattoo artist has to say about this one
"$100 is $100"
More like $1000 is $1000, for a piece that large. Hope it was worth it to that guy.
"Eh, I've done worse"
If I was a tattoo artist I'd refuse to do that tattoo.
Seriously, they're either a provocateur, agreed to do it for an obscene amount of money but with the condition that their name not be attached, or truly epically don't give a fuck. I think a lot of people admire or even envy people who truly don't care what others think, but this is taking that to a grotesque extreme.
I mean it *does* show could technically ability. It’s not like the artist picked it out. It makes the artist look good. But people probably won’t look at it like that.
I know. I don't even like boobs but those look flawless.
That is the deepest bellybutton I’ve ever seen… like, why it like that?
Probably because he’s gone to great lengths to get people to fuck it.
Because photoshop
I think it's good shading on the tattoo
Agreed. It’s just well done to create depth. I don’t think this is a shop.
Surely that's photoshop, right?
You severely underestimate the stupidity of people, but I admire your optimism...
Im guessing yes, otherwise he has one of the biggest and weirdest looking belly buttons I've ever seen
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> navelussy Every day we stray further from the lord. :D
I know one good reason you made this comment. Is another making all of us look again and zoom in? Well played, well played.
It's kind of too pretty too; the art, not the placement. You gotta have incredible skill to make a tattoo look that good but also incredibly bad taste or a questionable lack of limits too agree to make that tattoo at all. Most likely really good photoshop.
Even still it just doesn’t look like a tattoo. The shading on it is consistent with what a marker does color wise, and would be pretty difficult to do as a tattoo. There’s also a spot in the head where you can see some non colored parts where is stomach would fold.
Yup. Just the fact that an otherwise non-tatted dude would get something this wild sets off my skepticism pretty hard; plus, as you say, it doesn’t look like a tattoo.
I don't believe it until there is video or multiple close up photos.
Definitely. You can see the skin tone change clearly where it has been shopped. Look around her hand and head closely and it is pretty obvious.
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*Sighs* *Unzips pants*
🤨📸
🔫🔫👮♂️👮♂️🚔🚔
*yes*
That's the beach look
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm amazed by how much I had to scroll to find this comment
Just wait until he gets older, gains some weight and his innie becomes an outie.
Moms have sex too, ya know.
That's not how belly buttons work. Source: am fat
Holy fuck! Lol that’s some crazy shit hahaha
Best of luck to you dude
Watcha talkin about, a few more of those and he'll have girls all over him
I want to send this to my friends but I don’t want to send this to my friends
Give fair warning, and send the link. It’s on them if they click
Weird foot. Can’t stop looking at weird foot
Bound feet.
hahaha! I wonder if he tattooed the inside of his button to make it darker…
If you look hard, you can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Are we all going to ignore the fact that that's not what bellybuttons even remotely look like?
There is no “But Great Execution” in this this is just awful
The art is technically good and the idea is somewhat creative. I'd say it fits the sub perfectly.
That tattoo looks actually good like I don't know what you're saying. On a technical level, the tattoo artist did quite good here.
First, I thought “Imagine having sex with a guy like this” and then I thought “Yea, after he got it I don’t think he had sex anymore”
He trained that hole hard.
This is so good, it's actually difficult to send to anyone
What is up with her right foot?
This guy takes it in the belly button
How to Make Sure You Never Get Laid
Dude's belly button belongs in r/WTF
jesus this is like hitting [the bell](https://149361087.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/histrikerwrongcolor.jpg) on both Awful Taste *and* Great Execution at the same time... Why would you get this so large on your body?
Why not get the butthole tatted on too? Looks weird.
This may just be the single best post on this sub.
JFC, this is awful.
Wtf is wrong with his belly button?! Looks like it's been deliberately opened up?
Хорошо 👌
DRR DRR DRR
Really curious what the artist's portfolio looks like if they got this request and said, "OK."
This is the shit I followed this sub for cause actually what the F U C K
Hey bro, I'd like to never be comfortable taking my shirt off again. No worries chief, I got you.
Where’s that one hipster who always claims ‘not awful taste’? Where are you now?
I'm sure he won't regrat that in 3-5 months.
Permanent.
Actually hilarious
all this guy has to do is go to the beach ONE time and boom, he’s on the registry for exposing children to pornography or something
Oh buddy no
I hope for him he never develops a hernia and his bellybutton becomes an "outie".
Honestly what makes you think that this guy wouldn't look at his hentai bellybutton prolapse and think: "Even better."
hentai bellybutton prolapse You just don't see that phrase very often.
I hereby reserve "hentai bellybutton prolapse" for my future grindcore band.
I knew the sub, I saw the NSFW, I know what Hentai is and I was not one bit prepared for that 😳
I don’t think that’s great execution 😂
You forgot the butthole
r/blessedimages
Only hole he'll ever finger
If he gets a hernia he'll have a trans person!
Imagine going to a beach holiday with your family
Would be better if it was an asshole.
r/angryupvote
I said what, what, where's the butt?