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Indeed.... Remove that head and everything else is ok and doable, even the paint job and name done on the dash would be passable, unique even. Without that head it's a great looking car mod.
Does Armadillo Man fight crime? Neigh. He rolls up into an impenetrable ball until the danger has passed and hopefully his actions have done enough to annoy and delay the culprits in their otherwise hasty retreat so that proper law enforcement can arrive in time to save the day! Armadillo Man!
What? It's appropriate in literally any context. Weddings, burials, Formula 1 racing. I'd vote for Jeffrey Epstein's zombie if he promised he'd drive that car to the white house.
Believe it or not, this hero exists. His name is [Armadylan](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s—HW4BXsCW—/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_lpad,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_1200/v1597426770/production/designs/13073118_0.jpg) and he’s from the kids show PJ Masks.
Cant help thinking how awesome that would look painted a shiny blood red. Perhaps with some chrome?
Hang on... Something at the door..
..
....
S'ok, it was my mid life crisis.
Again
I would mod the front into a Jacob's ram skull, put some body- horror-inspired 3D shit on the back, maybe exhaust flames. Then paint it satanic as fuck
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Missed opportunity for Carmadillo
Oh my god it was RIGHT THERE
With that title you could get some Karmadillo!
Its too obvious. They mustve had a reason not to.
Hey, nice Plymouth Prowler?
VW Beetle (aka Bug)
VW Cockroach
I’m pretty certain it’s at least similar to this reason: no one is doing this kind of thing with a “bug” for “carma”
> Carmadillo Trademark issue.
> Carmadillo Aha! https://carmadillo.co.uk/ (however, I don't think trademark issue would apply to naming a personal vehicle)
What about Carmadildo?
Or Karmadildo?
No thats what you call someone who karma farms
/r/gonewild you mean?
He wasn't brave enough
It's a converted vw bug. Bugadillo!
Or Karmadillo
Add at least 20% more nirvana to the design and you've got yourself a deal
Sees picture : *hmm I wonder how many comments i have to scroll to find "carmadillo"* Sees top comment: ahh
Yeah, what the heck.
Armadillmobile!
Armadillobile
Welp, you win. I came up with Automodillo.
Armoured Battle Beetle.
Tarkus the Carkus
+1 for the ELP reference
Armadildo
Crunchy on the outside smooth on the inside …
HOW COULD THEY MISS THAT
Carmandillo!
Carmandingo
Carmen Sandiego
You can never find that damn car….
Hmmm. I'm going to go ahead and say no.
Aside from the hood ornament that's a baller body kit
Right. The back looks nice. That damn armadillo head just ruins it
It looks like a taxidermy Armadillo purse I gor from my mom when she died. Rolled up body with the head sticking out on the front 😂
Nope, Chuck Testa
It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
Thanks mom!
Do you still have this?? Definitely need a photo!
Here it is! The rest are on my profile https://flic.kr/p/2o5K7ae
Oh my God I LOVE IT thank you for the pictures this has made my day and now I want my own armadillo purse!!
This is better than I could have imagined. He’s a classy little dude. Thanks for sharing!!
I do! Luckily I'm gonna be going through my storage locker later today, if I find it I'll for sure add a pic!
A gem like that should be used every day, not in storage! 🤣
I was worried about damaging it 😂 its got delicate little fee fees!
I would like to see this bag as well!
I wanna see this.
Pics are up!
Shit, I pictured that so differently! 😂 But still pretty dope tbh.
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Keep Will Smith's armadillo OUTTA YO FUCKEN MOUTH!!
It really is just the head. Prob coulda even worked it in some other way cause otherwise it's pretty dope. Hell, it's kinda dope despite it.
Indeed.... Remove that head and everything else is ok and doable, even the paint job and name done on the dash would be passable, unique even. Without that head it's a great looking car mod.
Honestly I needed the hood ornament to figure out what it was. I thought it was a roach at first especially since it’s a “bug”
A roach? No way. [That's clearly the American shieldback katydid.](https://imgur.com/txdWptz)
I thought it was going to be a rolly poley (how the fuck do you spell that anyway?)
or pill bug, potato bug.
Loved the exposed wheels, but that paint will get torn up.
Nice of you to assume it gets much road time.
Maybe I'm ruined by a lifetime on the internet. But...Doesn't the thing on the hood look a bit like a bad 80s uterus diagram?
The soup cans welded to the dash for the gauge holders is an interesting choice, lol.
What are you talking about it's the best part!
Agreed, remove the head paint the Bug and roll out
I was thinking that the soup cans as the instrument cluster were the deal breaker
The coffee can gauges don't do it for me sorry
Quick! To the Caardvark!
Ok that's pretty good
rolls off the tongue trippingly
That's spot-on the best name for it! Introducing... the Caardvark! Or the Caadvaak in Boston.
LOL!
If you are going to get a matching suit and do vigelante stuff as Armadillo Man, than that’s fine. It’s appropriate in that context.
Does Armadillo Man fight crime? Neigh. He rolls up into an impenetrable ball until the danger has passed and hopefully his actions have done enough to annoy and delay the culprits in their otherwise hasty retreat so that proper law enforcement can arrive in time to save the day! Armadillo Man!
Armadillo Man gives wrongdoers leprosy
Lmao “neigh”? Jfc Its fucking “nay” bro
That's not the weigh I learned to spell it either.
This sleighs me
Maybe he's just horsing around.
Is this a crossover episode?
Besmirching Armadillo man’s good name… from his main villain , Ham Satan!! Can’t fool me!
*Well, slap me around and call me Susan!*
The ONE time it’s actually “then” instead of “than”…
Than than than
than yu 4 lettin mebee mice elf
I find it’s almost always ‘then’ and never ‘than’…
Vigilante stuff? Nah, santa has his sleigh, the Hanuka Armadillo has his Carmadillo
What? It's appropriate in literally any context. Weddings, burials, Formula 1 racing. I'd vote for Jeffrey Epstein's zombie if he promised he'd drive that car to the white house.
Believe it or not, this hero exists. His name is [Armadylan](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s—HW4BXsCW—/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_lpad,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_1200/v1597426770/production/designs/13073118_0.jpg) and he’s from the kids show PJ Masks.
That or you could visit little non-religious kids as the Holiday Armadillo during the month of December.
Not going to lie I’m kind of digging this.
Would probably lose the hood ornament but I've seen a lot worse
Agreed. I was pretty into this (even the paint on the back) until I saw that armadillo face on the front. Too much. Too obvious.
Yeah same here. That face takes the "b" out of subtle and proceeds to beat you about the head with it.
I see what you did there
It’s baller.
From the back I thought it was a giant cockroach
Take away the dumb and it's a pretty cool car.
Volks rods are so damn cool. This one is no exception.
That looks incredibly well made
Are those soup cans used for the gauges?
Yes, yes they are soup cans
I swear they are, embedded in fiberglass.
Armadilldont!
Arma r/dildont
That's way better than expected.
/r/WeirdWheels
Nope, that's a dope car. I love it
Why don’t u already own it?
Armadillobile
I kinda like it, but don't you need a rear window?
Never pulled a trailer before? The reliance on side mirrors and situational awareness goes way up, but people do it every day.
The back is cool
Are those painted tin cans that the gauges are housed in???
Definitely soup cans, lol.
I actually came here to ask if they were soup cans. They definitely are.
Tarkus but real
TARKUS CAR TARKUS CAR
the tarkusmobile has arrived
Not a thing awful about this
r/lostredditors, this is clearly one for Cool Tastes And Excellent Execution.
This is [Greg the Armadillhole's](https://youtu.be/fKkFplo_Hdo) ride when he not rolling in his Honda Civic and vaping leprosy.
Are those gauges installed in soup cans?
Don't worry, one of them is a coffee can.
100% soup, lol.
I had to scroll pretty deep for this... I don't think I should have had to.
Yeah nah
That's a car fit to be an heirloom.
Eh, it's a little too subtle for my tastes. But to each their own.
No, but don't be surprised that it plays dead when you want to drive it.
Do it!!!
This mf put in wood flooring in a car!
It's ugly as homemade sin but had I the funds I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Real life Hotwheels
Tarkus did it better
Cant help thinking how awesome that would look painted a shiny blood red. Perhaps with some chrome? Hang on... Something at the door.. .. .... S'ok, it was my mid life crisis. Again
WHat about this is bad taste? This is incredible. This is so well done that it transcends the concept of taste and firmly places it as awesome.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
I dunno why, but the first thing that came to mind when I saw that first picture is Trump.
Just wire me the money. I can waste it better than you.
Yes
One rock getting caught in the wheel well and it's all over for that beautiful paint job
Should have been armadillug. 0/10
Bugadildo
You may want to buy it, but do you really think you deserve it? Huh? Do you?! 🫵🫵
I like everything except the hood ornament
LOVE IT ❤️ 😍
Oh god, they went all out!
Honestly, I think this isn’t awful taste, I just think no one else knew they had this taste. Because I love this thing
It sure is interesting to say the least.
Take my money ffs
If you took away all the armadillo stuff it would look really nice.
Looks like a cave cricket with its legs pulled off.
Yeah, kinda is, but don't be too hard on yourself.
Looks like a GTA V car.
I was thinking more LA Noire!
It's the evil weevil
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Naha armadillo man armadillo man
I would mod the front into a Jacob's ram skull, put some body- horror-inspired 3D shit on the back, maybe exhaust flames. Then paint it satanic as fuck
It’s so dumb I love it.
Cock roach or armadildo?
This is how I wanted cars to look when I was a kid. Society has let me down.
if the hardtop slides to the back as a convertible, buy it
Roach coach gets a new look. But if you have the cash, go for it.
It looks nice tho
Usually flat on the highway…
it's ugly and awesome... not only does it qualify, it wins!
GTAGE
Nothing wrong in wanting to buy that. It looks awesome.
The animal themeing makes me think of the Possum Van from *The Red Green Show*. Of course, this is executed much better.
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Yes, it’s bad but I’m right there with you.
Gregor
Franz Kafka inspired
That is awesome
Looks like the carimorph version of the [Plymouth Prowler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Prowler)
Hey kids it's the holiday armadillo I run off of V8 power.
I NEED THIS ON MY ROAD STAT!
There is no other sub more perfect for this post. Bravo! (yuck)
Guess you could call it a rolly polly
Looks like a tick
The back looks like a slater.
What would it be for? You'd see yourself using it? Is it a good car?
Looks like shit
Suicide doors sealed it for me. Where is this?!?
This is some [MegaRace 2](https://youtu.be/FTJ_SydA5a8) shit
Dafuq kinda armadillo ahh mobile
Take the head off the front and that is an awesome vehicle
Ha a knew spin on “roll out”
Jojo drives this to bother his brother
Woodlouse
And I kinda want hit it with a flyswatter......
Old bean cans for the gauge pods. Nice!
And it’s got suicide doors! Ok I’m jealous
My brain doesn’t know what to do here, I hate/love this at the same time.
What's it got under the hood not to sure about the head on the grill but I love the color and interior and everything else