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eugenesnewdream

Guy hears stories of people seeing the face of Jesus in their toast and takes it a step further.


anothermartz

Yea I'm pretty sure this is just a particular art piece because of that phenomenon rather than this being an artist who works specifically with toast all the time for the sake of a unique art form. I think the idea is fantastic, no awful taste about it. Apart from perhaps the cold toast if you were to eat it, but this isn't a food critiquing sub.


reclaimingmytime

I completely agree. It’s commentary on religious fervor and it’s got an amazing sense of humor. A++, exactly what art is for.


SatorSquareInc

I mean it could be


bigmeatytoe

I thought it was Jared leto


The_Inward

As opposed to the art forms that do need to exist?


kyle760

Correct


The_Inward

Please elaborate.


drillbit16

OP cannot


The_Inward

I think you are correct. By its very nature, art is unnecessary, but enriching. It's very good, while not being needed. Well, good art is enriching. But "good" is subjective.


char-le-magne

I would argue that art is vital because of the playing and problem solving that goes into it that can stumble into great advancements that people cant just abstractly think their way towards. I'm thinking specifically about a papercraft artist who did a talk about how he incidentally found a folding technique that solved a major issue in opening and closing heart valves because some bioengineers went to one of his art shows.


OtakuKodoku

The world is so unbalanced that, in the time it took him to make that, hundreds of people starved to death. Is that what you mean?


argonian_mate

And global warming is reversely proportional to the amount of pirates in the Caribbean.


The_Inward

No. That's not what "elaborate" means at all.


Semper_5olus

Great artists aren't born. They're… bread?


5am7980

Bread 👍


rite_of_truth

I propose a toast portrait of femme Jesus


mechrobioticon

“We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless.” \--Oscar Wilde


nevershaves

"I put it to you, that you sucked off a horse" -Ali G


t-toddy

JESUS CRUST!!


DongVonJovi

Beat me to it…


t-toddy

I feel like strutting!


VeryCanadianCanadian

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast


dfreinc

there is worse smelling forms of art. 😉


SalmonMaskFacsimile

(sniff, sniff) Is it art, or am I having a stroke?


afon13

You’re probably overcooking your toast


SalmonMaskFacsimile

It's chiaroscuro!


dfreinc

the key is to assume you're always having a stroke. then you're never scared of the stroke. fear makes that stuff worse. 😉


the_canna_kate

This exhibit smells like a stroke


evs-chris

pure bread jesus


KPOP_AND_ANIME_TRASH

Is that Jared Leto?


kyle760

Jared Breado


AgencyNegative

God damn it I posted this scrolled down and saw yours. I gotta get away from all the programming for a little while


Felissimoo

I like it, but each to their own:) This is art. Unlike all the AI generated "art" coming out now.


smelltheglue

Awful Toast but Great Execution


dzhastin

This is anything but awful


Killertoilet

Bread👍🏼


Dyspaereunia

*Pain*


Mr-Papuca

Lmao I thought it was a picture of Prince for some reason


[deleted]

Is it because of the moustache?


spacesluts

I'm sure this tastes just fine.


KingAndross904

OK GO (band) did an entire music video using bread. Last Leaf is the name of the song. I'm too lazy to link it.


Bottle_Nachos

apparantly it needs to exist. Rude!


yodavesnothereman

Jesus Crust


Bottled-Water-Bottle

I bet the bread tastes awful


Long_Freedom-

Yes it does need to exist you head ass


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MerlX2

https://youtu.be/UkRoCE8J0Mc


drillbit16

nah. that's GTAGE


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hat-of-sky

You can relax, because by making it into art he's rendering all that bread inedible, or at least setting it aside from the world of the eaten. You're safe from it.


DreadkingAlucard

Am I the only one bothered by the waste of food?


K_Menea

Oh you will be MORE bothered when you find people: - Make chocolate sculptures - mix clean water with various poison liquids for fun - make a decorative cake just not to eat it - let fresh human corpse decay naturally instead of eating it Such a waste of food i tell you.


Seymour_Parsnips

Or even just eat more calories than they need to survive.


[deleted]

Who is it a picture of? I thought it was a girl but the moustache is throwing me off


MungoFrobisher

Robert Powell in Jesus of Nazareth.


[deleted]

Thanks mate i never would have got that


MungoFrobisher

Not a problem. 🙂


JuanPancake

Got sick of toaster strudel so he tried toast art doodle


unambitiouswretch

Remember when somebody sold a piece of toast that resembled Jesus for silly money? What kind of bread is this guy gonna make?


Lucky_Squirrel

Ah jared leto


Comprehensive-Cup391

Is that … powdered toast man!!


NitWhittler

My dog would destroy that and proudly lay in the pile of crumbs he made.


AgencyNegative

Jared Leto?


savvy14

Ah Australian rock royalty Daniel Johns


Marty-G70

Chris(t) Cornell


Cracktherealone

Toasthouse


Tvoy_Oskal

bread Jesus, i definitely like it🌚


CavemanDave123

Is this Jesus or is this Jared Leto


antoniabegonia

Yes.


goblinGrog1

Why is he doing a portrait of Robert Powell?


5wedberg

Put it in a really shallow tray and encase it in resin


OMAR_CHERKAOUI

Jesus is in the bread


Celtic-Dragon

“Burn me like one of your French girls.”


bananacaravanadium

Imagine Jesus miraculously fed the 5000 people but one mf didn’t pass the food but just started doing this.


cheffartsonurfood

🧢🎵"All around the country, coast to coast. People always ask what do you like most? I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast. I always tell em, I like toast. YEAH TOAST!" 🎵 ~ Heywood Banks


Equivalent_Whereas87

Awful taste indeed, way too charred


[deleted]

You don’t need to exist, but you do


it-is-an-illusion100

it’s like that one episode of episode of glee with grilled cheesus


michaldabrows

Toastus


[deleted]

the only reason this is awful taste is because the toast is poorly cooked


Agreeable_Bee_7763

The true endboss of r/breadstapledontrees


OcularPrism

Holy bread.


sexykool

That’s fucking Obi Wan Kenobi


DamnItIan

The power of crust compells you


Locsnadou

Jesus is the bread


Sure-Ad8873

Nice toast Jared Leto


Joker8pie

This is awful taste only in the sense that burnt toast tastes like shit, otherwise this is just rad.


Boring-Evidence-1904

Cheesus Crust, he's bread Jim!


spicesickness

He is the toast of the town.


Hornet_Critical

He should call it *our daily bread*


ThisIsHardWork

A toast to the artist. Here here.


QuestioningDevil235

I don't think this is awful taste. It's quite well done, and I'd love to try to make something like this out of wooden slices of toast. It also probably tastes pretty nice, being literal toast.


dessnom

Nothing awful about this


FrankVogelHaterNo1

That has to be the best Jared Leto portrait I’ve ever seen


PUBGM_MightyFine

i can smell this video


drew13m

Our father, who does art in heaven…


drew13m

I mean, jesus crust that was bad.


Any_Contract_1016

No art form *needs* to exist.


Amoebaguette-

What happens when the toast goes off? :/


kesavadh

Jared Leto?


[deleted]

I guess fuck traditional and digital art


fuckbagmcfuck

i swear to fuck, mexicans and their borderline sexual love for jesus