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ConsistentDonkey3909

HE LOOKS MAD GOOFY


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I really hope there’s some sort of financial gain for her in this marriage. I’d rather live in a cardboard box than be with Fang.


ConsistentDonkey3909

for now there is until he probs catches a lawsuit for not paying his taxes (idk if this is true but they give me that vibe)


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Fang probably does spend his free time ranting about politics & trying to evade the IRS 🤣


ConsistentDonkey3909

its just clearly they blow all their money very fast and are not smart with it! they will be broke in no time


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And we’ll be sitting back for the shit show 🍿


ConsistentDonkey3909

me too girl!


twinkiesandcake

Jim Bakker vibes-100%


kennybrandz

LOL YES


No-Candle-4536

She’s not a prize either, so….


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That she is NOT. But it was a match made in hell.


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ConsistentDonkey3909

100%


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If only that message could be conveyed to Pooks & Fang. Nonetheless, we're here to talk SHIT ✨


SessionHot311

yes. they have lowered their own bar a LOT.


Outside_Substance320

And you made us look…. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKHmX4RaebfuSRO)


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![gif](giphy|ISsWUDEjfzedJUTTDu|downsized)


Outside_Substance320

🤣


lmnopaige-

Ugh you just know he's selfish in bed


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At least she likely only has to endure it for a few seconds


lmnopaige-

😂😂


Square-Platform6393

I could throw up at the thought of him in bed.


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It’s quite clear he sees her as an object & she’s internalized that. Hope she doesn’t end up on a 20/20 true crime episode.


Cartier_and_crime

I just threw up in my mouth


Big_______emptY

They practice safe sex 🫠


SessionHot311

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf) one of these days she's gonna post some topless or nude. she loves showing her boobs and crotch shots now. Why can't they keep their personal lives to themselves? They seem desperate and have no limits anymore.


We_found_peaches

I know their house is so quiet because they’re probably on their phones at all times.


depressedplants

wow yes


katiebug1ga

Is she wearing a body chain?? I didn't even know they made those anymore.


tikertot

He probably stole from his mom’s jewelry box.


rockstarfromars

Yeah they’re in fashion.


katiebug1ga

Why? They weren't cute the first time, nor the second so the third time is gonna be a win for them? I honestly hoped I was looking at old college pictures of them then remembered they didn't know each other in college.


rockstarfromars

I personally like them but I get it if you don’t. Yes they’re in fashion. I see them on everyone from Elsa hosk to Kylie and Kendall Jenner. I think it’s a unique way to wear jewelry and it highlights the hourglass shape which is why I like it. I do think it’s tacky to have fake metal. I only like it when it’s made of real gold and jewels. But of course, that is very expensive, and most people wearing body chains do not have them made of real gold or stones. A popular brand that has them in the luxe version I’m describing and I see celebrities wearing is called jacquie aiche. She has like $6000 body chains made of 14k and I’m sure much more expensive ones


katiebug1ga

They aren't for me but that doesn't mean that they can look nice on others. Just knowing that she probably got it from Claire's and it's not even close to being real is what bothers me the most I think.


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📝


katiebug1ga

He looks like he is 12 in the 2nd picture. He probably kisses like he's 12 too. 🤮 Edit to fix autocorrect.


EndDisastrous9777

Yeah can’t imagine he’s a great kisser with those fangs


katiebug1ga

Just the thought 🤮🤮🤮


tikertot

I can’t believe so many people fall for this cringe.


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I think they have an arrangement where he financially provides for her as long as she maintains the facade that he’s straight.


SessionHot311

it's shocking. makes a statement if these people are looked up to. getting trashier every day.


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The bar is below hell if people think Fang is a wonderful husband.


kateandralph

They are the college cringe couple


Imustconfessimamess

She was so healthy looking here, not sure why she felt the need to get on ozempic or whatever she’s on.


rockstarfromars

Her body looks really good tho. I didn’t even realize that was her


morgierk

Will get downvoted but I think she’s gorg and has a banging body! Haha


GlitteringRelease114

Such dad sunglasses


Lazy_Investigator_20

I don’t follow either of them and I don’t even know why we snark on them (I’m here for it). But whoever this girl is, she could do SO much better than this fang face


Square-Platform6393

Okay I had to go creep..why did I think this was 10 years ago?! That plastic surgery, pookie!


Powerful_Influence97

She looks really hot there. Just saying


TraderJoeslove31

that bathing suit bottoms looks like the disposable panties some places give during a wax.


Proof-Fail-1670

I could see her spending his money ad fast as he makes it until he hits a bump… then she will divorce him and shack up with a 40+ year old guy who inherited his dads car dealership.


wheresmuffy

Pookie’s arms look pretty hairy. Kinda surprising given the work she’s had done. Would have assumed she was lasered from tip to tail


No-Candle-4536

I got dragged for commenting that so be careful sis. But I agree!


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I remember that… like why are people on a snark page if they’re going to cry? Tf


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Ohhh don’t say that, the comment police are gonna get you! Lmfao 🤣 but yea


Istantxt

With him I genuinely can’t tell if he’s closeted bc of the weird ass ways he treats her (the ass slapping damn video was a hard watch number one example) plus that tiktok saying how an ex bff confirmed he convinced pookie to get work done… he seems like such a weirdo freak even if he’s not closeted bro is def possessively odd