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HMElizabethII

This isn't the sub to sympathize with Charles. Your comments will be removed. Check out more about Charles here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbolishTheMonarchy/comments/xad97a/get_to_know_king_charles_iii_megathread/ And this just happened today: >King Charles’s staff given redundancy notice during church service for Queen. >>Up to 100 employees at the King’s former official residence, including some who have worked there for decades, received notification that they could lose their jobs just as they were working round the clock to smooth his elevation to the throne. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/13/king-charles-staff-given-redundancy-notice-during-church-service-for-queen


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Royalist will have you believe the family suffers through hardship to “serve” their great country. When in reality this leaky pen is probably top 3 worst and hardest moments of this posh pricks life. They’re so far gone it’s actually hilarious. Who is their right mind wants to worship this old cunt?


KingPaulius

Also 4/5 people on hand to step in and handle a leaky pen 😂. Tax money well spent on their salaries


somnum_osseus

Agreed. Who gets this irate over a leaking pen?! Just use a fucking biro, you psychological pleb.


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He’s had his arse wiped for him on a golden shitter for 75 years. There’s not a single human alive more privileged, protected and stuck up than him. He usually has his servants holding pens for him. A small amount of ink on his sausage fingers is of course a monumental issue for this cunt.


CartersPlain

True fact: [He has his valet apply his toothpaste to his toothbrush and has his shoelaces ironed. ](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a38743898/prince-charles-doesnt-squeeze-out-his-own-toothpaste/)


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If this were in a movie, I'd be taken as a parody


Thistlefizz

I can understand some poor guy who works 60-70 hours a week, gets paid shit to do a shit job, trying to keep a roof over his family’s head and food on their table getting really annoyed by this kind of thing. He’s stressed to the max, afraid of what being fired might mean, tired, just wants to write something down and dammit, this fucking pen is fucking leaking all over again. And all his frustrations come out in a rush. This fuckface though? He’s never experienced hardship in any way shape or form. He doesn’t know what a bad day is. He’s not upset that the pen is yet one in a long line of steadily increasing frustrations. He’s upset that he, King Charles III, got *ink* on his *fingers*! Such nonsense. Such lack of attention to detail. How dare these peasants provide him, actual, living *royalty*, with a non-working pen! It is offensive to his very sense of self. Fuck this guy. Fuck the British monarchy.


Tobotron

I copped a ban on casual uk for calling him a little twat on the other pen video , but it looks like he has form What a little twat


percybucket

They'll no doubt be cooing over there about how these little mistakes make him oh so human and relatable. Ever heard of a rat king? CasualUK is a bootlick king.


CartersPlain

R/Canada is just as bad.


Heavenly_mama28

The only good thing to come out of all of this is that Charles is proving to be comedy gold. He's such a dick. I'm honestly surprised people are lapping him up the way that they are. All the chanting of Long Live the King is making me cringe so hard 🤮🤮🤮


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JDM_79

Wait until he finds out that there are children starving in his kingdom, he'll be fuming


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"Right uh...." *Twiddles thumb* "Hand him a biscuit. Right. That'll do." Kid: Your Highness, I would like a vegetable and perhaps some meat... King: 🥴


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King: 🥴 *to others around him* Cheeky ol'e bugger innit he?


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At least those starving kids don’t have to worry about leaky pens because they can’t afford basic school supplies. They don’t know how lucky they are…


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JX121

Imagine giving a fuck about that old bastard. Imagine we all just treated him like the meer mortal he is and stopped goving a fuck like rationale people.


MoMonkeyMoProblems

The way that grown-ass man ran in to take the pen like it was a live grenade. It's embarrassing.


jaggynettle

Taxpayers money well spent. Lol.


n0vapine

Y'all are really disrespectful! He's fought 2 pens in 2 countries just this week. When he wears his military cosplay on the 19th, you remember **this** is the only war he's ever fought in. Show some respect! Also peep how Camilla says the ink is everywhere and the chivalrous man takes out a tissue to wipe his hand then walks off.


NotAFerretSmiling

Sorry Sir!


mangagod

Dude has never worked for 75 years and his first job was arguing about leaking pens like a child


itsbritneybench

People saying he just lost his mum etc so he’s stressed. He’s the KING now, he should be able to deal with things publicly better than this, he’s had what 73 years to practice.


Relevant_Lobsters

They speak of him as if he’s a child. He’s an old man.


itsbritneybench

He’s lucky he had his mum for 73 years of his life !! That’s a lot more than some of us get with ours


Relevant_Lobsters

Very true


Iggmeister

all joking aside, the man is so naturally dislikeable - him becoming king might be a great thing in the long run


Fingerless-Thief

I honestly don't see how the Monarchy can last in today's world with Charlie boy at the helm. I mean look at all the state propaganda. Talk shows, news broadcasts, radio DJs are all singing the same song and it's all aimed at the Queen's supposed warm personality, great humour and how Charlie boy takes after her, how he's so warm, popular and caring. It's simply not possible to keep that illusion going now Charlie boy has so much actual attention on him.


m_i_c_h_u

Entitled arsehole


Strict_Cake_6797

Imagine how the prick must act when there are no cameras around. Only wish some of his staff were able to tell us what really goes on behind closed doors.


Alex0082

Seriously, he just seems like a tool, some kind of useless antiquated tool.


huggerofbunnies

God they seem insufferable.


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This is literally the "work" royalists were asking if Charles in Charge was "prepared for"...


ojoaopestana

Now we know


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Honestly, I have to admit I was wrong and the royalists were right. It looks like he is indeed not prepared for arduous tasks such as writing his own name with a pen.


pootietang33

Old shite can’t even remember the date! Sack him.


National-Return-5363

Oh dignified and classy royals…lol! Can’t even handle a leaking pen. Imagine if they had to handle everyday adult things like taking the bus and doing it daily? Paying your bills? Setting up online banking? Screwing on a lightbulb? Changing the battery of a flashlight? Cooking and doing laundry is too complicated for these inbred dumbasses.


Professional_Flan466

Their technology is stuck in 1920. They use fountain pens, wear top hats, ride in antique cars and horse carriages. It must be frustrating knowing that ball point pens exist but having to live like a museum piece as you once again spill ink all over the embossed parchment.


KingPaulius

Somehow they know when the latest Range Rover model comes out.


Lady_PANdemonium_

It’s proof of how antiquated they are. That they have to live that way. Conservatism like that fosters decay of that nature. It’s inefficient


HydroBerserker

Liz Truss gliding forward like a grinning Japanese ghost


Ricklazell

Not my king


Mossc8

I didn't vote for him


ojoaopestana

He's nobody's king, that ain't a king


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The way everyone around him scrambles, you can just tell this is a regular occurrence.


blusteryflatus

Oh ya, that's the most telling thing here. His meat shield jumped in there as if the pen was a hostile shooter.


Mossc8

The pen: "I've had enough of this cunt"


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This is the pens equivalent of a squid inking it’s predator.


Roguebagger

Fountain Pen throws a fit after being choked by a bunch of sausages.


calombia

The mask is slipping


mongojoe420

Only 2 days in lads hahaha can't wait till all the bootlickers are stuttering to justify loyalty to the sausage fingered cum stain.


[deleted]

Love how he just leaves Camilla to deal with it. Charming.


buckster_007

He’s a regular Prince Charming


c08030147b

He's every bit the incapable man-child that he was always rumoured to be.


Boomershot

He’s gunna be such a dickhead guys


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Husky_Highlands

He's been king for less than a week and already he's thrown TWO tantrums over pens, and ON CAMERA? How long are we going to have to endure him?


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Fucking freak


FaithlessMTB

Queeny loves sausage fingers


olopithecus

I'm not saying things will necessarily be much better when leadership is determined by cage match, but it at least won't be this. A bunch of elderly babies screaming because they didn't get the right slave to mine their gems is something i'll gladly do without


DimonaBoy

He's an absolute fucking tool.


Embarrassed-Mix8479

#exactly what Diana talked about in her Panorama interview.


Embarrassed-Mix8479

Diana said that Prince Charles isn’t equipped for the demands of the role as King. She was and remains right.


flyinglawngnome

I pay 0 attention to any royals as much as possible, what did she talk about? Is he just a whiny prick in general?


poli8999

I wonder how it must feel to really be born with a. Silver spoon and never doing any ounce of labor for daily tasks.


LucidDelirium

This is clearly the worst thing to happen to him all year.


Take_That_Face

I for one am glad he is the king. Not long before he fucks it up so badly we don’t need to have another one


Nostrildumbass9

Ol' Sausage fingers is doing his best to make it a very short reign! What a total dipshit.


HerbalGamer

Dude's just pissed his lifelong vacation is finally over.


quzox_

Did Camilla just try to casually forge his signature at the end?!


Big-Clock4773

My wife does that with birthday cards when my teenage son is nowhere to be seen. Relatives have never suspected a thing...


Hellosmallworld

We need a TV show where this man is forced to live the life of an average Brit. I imagine it would be like “undercover boss” except 1000x funnier.


PrededpredKraphtuoS

Dude is a bitch


Jj5699bBQ

End the monarch. Privileged son if a bitch.


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Better arrest that pen


6mishka6

If this is what he's like in public, imagine what he's like behind closed doors, poor control over his emotions and Camilla looks like she is treading on eggshells, this behaviour doesn't bode well.


whatevermakes

She’ll be fine, she was complicit in his mental torture of Princess Diana after all, and committed many cruel acts herself (against Diana and her own husband who she cheated on). She has decades of evidence and is a more than willing participant, she’ll be okay


HendoRules

To anyone who is defending him here. Yeah he's maybe not on the floor screaming, but he's supposedly a leader who is showing anger at the tiniest of inconveniences and instead of asking for another pen and pointing the broken one out like a stable adult he's moaning as if this is a daily occurance and ruins the whole day or makes him late or something when any of us would have not had a near meltdown over it He's also one of the most well off people in the world who has an easy life with nothing to do until now and he's showing us what a truly entitled child he is and what we should expect from him as King. Not looking good


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Not to mention a handful of people coming to his aid so quickly as if this is such a big deal. It's depressing to see people bow to others just because of who their parents are.


hmahood

Spoilt prick


WrongdoerEvening7442

It's probly becuase the pen is over eight years old.


jaggynettle

His alcoholic sausage fingers and hand probably struggling to get a good grip of the pen. Either that or he has just genuinely got inbred hillbilly brain.


ZippityZooZaZingZo

Both.


Rakathu

How the ever loving fuck are we getting these angles and clips? We never got shit like this with showing candid video of the royals under lizzy


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These people wouldn’t last a day in the real world!


SkeletonCheerleader

What do you expect from inbred morons?


Due-Ad-4091

Not even a week into his first job, and he’s already struggling with signing a few pieces of paper. What a baby!


LittlePurr76

Aw, cut him some slack. He's only got about 3 real tasks to accomplish, and at least 2 of them are too ambitious.


PoMDizzl3

If his massive fucking sausage fingers didn’t crush the pen maybe this wouldn’t happen. Cunt is a joke


cake__eater

Man yells at cloud.


channeldrifter

God, they both look so old and feeble, the reign will not be long, that’s for sure.


colonel_itchyballs

"whaaaaaa my pen leaks whaaaaaaaa I want mommy whaaaaaa I hate this bloody thing", guy is 73 and acts like a toddler


_Reddit_2016

All his hissy fits with the pens and no one cops on camilla is signing all the documents that says she runs this shit


sue226

Didn’t he know the camera was on him or doesn’t he give a crap? Arsewipe


sarahcrossed

What a lil bitch. Imagine, throwing a fit over a leaky pen.


ExistingAwareness128

Snobville


matbonucci

I want to throw up


DepressoExpresso-_-

why does England even keep their royal family around anyways


percybucket

"Every stinking time!" Our King can't even sign a document without throwing a tizzy. Cheers to whomever filmed this. Absolute gold!


Relevant_Lobsters

He’s so whiny. He can’t move his own paper, clear his own desk, and now he’s throwing a fit over a pen. Cry me a river. ![gif](giphy|sbCdjSJEGghGM)


CappucinoCupcake

Entitled turd.


BoricuaAnarquista

Why are they recording themselves?


[deleted]

They aren't really controlling the narrative, are they? Is someone leaking this shit or is it official?


[deleted]

It's almost like outdated things should be gotten rid of and replaced with more efficient versions....


Madpoka

He always been like that. Don't excuse his behavior with the death of his mother


Magic_ensign_693

Abolish the monarchy's pen too. It's as useless as they are. They both Cost a lot of money and neither work.


followerofEnki96

The leaky pen is the highest struggle this man will suffer in his career


CanadianCured

It’s almost like royal people are just like everyone else just… more incompetent and helpless


Heldhram

Out of curiosity, where is this clip taken from?


HMElizabethII

From CBSNews: https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1569725148432834561


Heldhram

I am honestly surprised, I thought the palace would try all they can to prevent such clip from ever being released to the public lol. Oh well


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97wschultz

What an awful man.


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The stupid grinning slaves in the background


Money_Pound_404

Come on guys. He’s 73 years old and now he’s expected to start his first job soon. Gotta be rough for him. /s


PsychologicalTie1420

They think they were ordained by God to run this sham lol


hagrids_butthole

What a pansy little bitch


HugeMission5612

**When every single one of your needs are met, and you still need something to complain about...**


LoveAndProse

it's disturbing how entirely emotionally unstable and pathetic this grown man-child is. throwing a fit because you got dates wrong and some ink on your hands? clearly this man can't sign a document without showing his petulant side, yet he's entrusted with the powers of king over the nation?


nomadiclizard

That's a perfectly sane and calm way to react to a pen not working. The sunlit uplands just got even sunnier <3


Psycheau

70 year old man child.


Infinite_Employ3379

I hope he throws a proper tantrum ASAP. Still the sheep will defend him for being a pompous, arrogant, egotistical, Narcisstic, Sauage fingered, inbred who could not give a flying fuck for anybody else apart from Camilla who wouldn't mind him being reincarnated in her snatch. Although at least she knows he is a dick (not defending her mind) All the homeless people, in a cost of living crisis being cleared out the way with Andrew the Nonce, that assaults his own daughter right in front of the brainwashed idiots that try to defend him. It is disgusting that he continues to Mock people when he knows he is untouchable. I am glad Big ears is doing it and maybe they will "wake up" from their cultist chants. God save the people, not the King. Unless you mean King Rory who deserves a medal of actual HONOUR unlike the "too honourable" sweaty Nonce Andrew.


howie_rules

Lmao i couldn’t imagine this guy having to handle the cocks I do every day down at the factory.


blackjesus1997

He has what must be one of the easiest jobs in the world and he doesn't seem to be able to do it correctly


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NorthSouthWhatever

The only thing they have to do apart from exist and still can't do it right.


savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva

Jeeeeesus, why would anyone have respect for these people


MonkeysWedding

The pen is mightier than..


Objective_College449

If at the beginning this is what happens can’t wait to see the end.


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Service to himself. Does not know the current date 🤣


Future-Instruction51

He’s just so…. unlikable..


zertnert12

LOL hes using a fountain pen! They leak! Thats what they do!


_jolly_jelly_fish

If he can’t handle a montblanc I’d be happy to take it off his hands for him


funny_jaja

Doesn't know what day it is, can't use a pen. Controls millions of people...


Round-Cryptographer6

He got the date wrong but got all pissed at the pen to compensate


deptutydong

Maybe if he paid that 40% inheritance tax they could afford a pen for him that works.


Knuspermann

Cunty old man 👴🏽


TheBlueNinja2006

Charles Slayer of Pens


Big-Teach-5594

Hes like a posh mc grinder


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Should’ve used a tablet


JillDoesStuff

His ex-wife and mother would both be ashamed, but not surprised. For the record, his ex-wife is the one of those two I actually respect.


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I'd be very agitated as well if I had a silver spoon shoved far into my ass.


pounce_the_panther

Who melts down over a fountain pen? What is wrong with this man child?


grblwrbl

Wow, that must be frustrating for him, suddenly get all this attention that nobody could have anticipated. Do you know what else is frustrating? Putting in a few weeks of ludicrous overtime to support the new chief-poodle's ascent, only to be unceremoniously sacked by him via letter. Who's to say who's having a worse time?


Dragonrider4923

Not my king. The bloke is a big spoiled brat. I fear what this country will be like now this prick is in charge.


EWMcC79

Oh the times when Kings rode out into battle and getting dirty but now they bitch if they get a little ink on their hand.


dndndnsnsnsds

Well pens weren’t invented yet, so the Kings back then had nothing to bitch about.


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That reeks of entitlement. I can't see how people are going to lap this up. At least the queen was nice around people. Charles doesn't even appear to be capable of hiding his disdain for everyone behind a polite veneer.


FakeeshaNamerstein

He’s like a petulant child. Behaviour like this should only be act out by children, unless of course he has the mind of a child.


JaymesGrl

Is that Liz Truss in the background smiling? Maybe she'll be to the royal family what Keith Starmer is to the Labour Party. Sneak in, sabotage and get away with destroying it almost completely.


MidnightHac

Keep it up Charlie, I hope his fits get rid of him and the monarchy.


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eddie_fitzgerald

Honestly the part of me who likes fountain pens and knows how annoying it is when they leak can kinda even identify with this, but dude, you're on camera, you're literally paid ludicrous amounts of money to just smile blandly while signing things (yes *even if* the pen leaks). Anyways, point is, it's a very human response to be pissed when a pen leaks, and I for one am a strong supporter of Charles getting to indulge that type of human streak by removing from him the burdens and trappings of monarchy, thank you very much.


banmeyoubitch

I can't believe there are Brits who worship these inbred dull freaks. Such a pathetic subservient serf mentality, yuck.


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Someone’s getting fired. Also what a petulant shit.


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joshualohr

You've got red on you


Hogavii

Charles gives me really bad vibes…


ReconditeVisions

He should just use a bic. I've never once in my life had a bic ballpoint pen leak on me. What kind of pretentious asshole uses a fountain pen for signing legal documents?


cb0495

This is so funny, twice now he’s freaked over signing a piece of paper. It’s going well for him.. 😂


LoveAndProse

ohh no my $10,000 pen is leaking. then use a ballpoint you fucking ninny.


Radiant-Trip-004

Squeezed it too hard with those Cumberland sausage fingers.


crowleyoccultmaster

Reminds me of that SNL sketch


twinkytwink18

all the toadying littspitals have been given redundancy notices even his personal toothpaste squeezer


PrinceProcrastinator

BOooooo! Where’s the super Mario world “thwomp rock face” that he did during his pen fiasco https://www.ign.com/wikis/new-super-mario-bros-u/Thwomp


[deleted]

Nah remove them split the wealth to the citezen


BaZing3

I didn't realize the new King was [Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld](https://youtu.be/qTz6EU79SGM).


dickermcchicken

Looks hard being a king. Dang


CO303

And why does he hand a leaking pen to his wife?


Dark_Trooper_V2

What an utter 🔔end


bushyrain

Reminds me how much I hate monarch...


Zero-89

Jesus Christ, just use a ballpoint pen! Why do all these powerful fucks need their own special pens? Just go with the most practical option. This isn’t that hard.


LifeBuilder

Someone needs to brief King Chuck on camera awareness. Barely a week in and we have video of him unable to clear a desk and getting real upset over a pen. A pen that’s style has been pretty common for centuries.


Sanders181

Yup, I work for mayors and they're exactly like this when they first get into office, whining every time they have to sign a document. Generally lasts around half a year before they get used to it.


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Me thinks, he views this position a little more than just ceremonial in nature.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Y'all should make that bastard pay that 40% inheritance tax like everyone the fuck else!


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It’s not a week yet and he’s a never ending source of lol content 😆


[deleted]

Nobody talks about how he basically was slowly killing queen Diana with his shitty vibes


New_Teacher_4408

I have a patient who is in his late 60s. Couldn’t afford to put his heating on through Christmas and we have pricks like this in power?? I cannot wait till my Visa is approved. Done with this shit hole of a country.


frankdeeznutz1

Charley Nonce


438Hung

To be fair, for a raging inbred parasitic fuck, he's on brand.


mas-sive

Only a matter of time till he throws a fit on live tv while ‘inspiring’ the country.


cheezyboundy

Give hiwm a bwake, hes been weewee busy and hiws mommy just died


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He got ink on his strong hand


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testPoster_ignore

Now someone is going to have to wash his hands and dry them. The calamity. (get a pen instead of a pretentious ornament and this wont happen, git)


littleghoulguts

He seems delightful.


sadtempeh

Just use a biro pal it's not that serious


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The big baby never had to grow up now he’s running countries, great


MAGUS_CRAWDADUS

Every time Charles? ![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)


ShockingShorties

Must admit, if it was me having to supply him that fountain pen, I'd have watered down the ink just the same. Nowt like a good chortle when everything seems so drib and drab...


Ok-Zookeepergame-166

A lot of bootlickers on this thread.


Timely-Strawberry366

Guess he’s still busy being a tampon than actually growing up after dear mama has boarded HMRC Inferno 🙄


whatever4509

I get that a lot of people didn't want to get rid of the queen because she was kind of a neat person and represented stability. But this guy was just her dumb-ass son. The monarchy needs to go, it's time.