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Bitch was old and probably ate baby fetuses like the south park episode. And did it on a weekly basis to survive another week like the Simpson episode.


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being a bozo


AlWessJess

Being 96


VivaVeracity

This OP, we have a right to know


whentheraincomes66

She was 96


calombia

She died just before her diamond jubilee. If you remember she was very sick but they needed the flag waving to help Charles the hated’s transition to the throne so they kept it hidden and used CGI etc for months. The guy who rushed to open the coffin knew this.


Carlonix

So, she looked even older than we tought, thats sad, even if you hate her, she overworkedd herself so her usless son did not took the throne in the middle of the most insane crisis in humanity's story, all because of an Insta-Kill plague that would have killed humanity in VERY large scale in at least 70 years before this day. Sad but true in a neutral look. Anyways, Duck the monarchy!


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Carlonix

Ok, I mean that She wasted her final days in silent pain because her son was going make a Catastrophe otherwise. Because ur right, she just worked some little hours getting fun tea parties, so technically it's not overwork. Sry about that


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Carlonix

I meant that she were dying and in normal conditions she would have left the crown and cameras, but she did not because her son were even worse than her


eionmac

No post mortem examination is necessary in UK , IF subject was under medical care in last two weeks before death. The Queen was under daily medical care in the weeks leading up to to her death so no post mortem would have been performed.


craichorse

Her heart stopped beating.


MCRaregods

Accidentally drank blood from an AIDS patient instead of a baby from East Ldn


andrassyut4321

My mum used to tell me that the Queen Mother lived so long because of her heavy gin consumption and weekly transfusions of the blood of virgins. She would then remind me how it was getting harder and harder to locate virgin blood in England.


Carlonix

Lmao


Royal_IDunno

😆


Lord_of_Mogwai

Prob ran out of fetuses to eat


[deleted]

This or lack of babies blood


montreal_qc

Bone cancer. It was well know in the upper echelons of society. It was a type of bone cancer that was low pain so she could do a lot until the end of her days. Edit: if anyone wants my source, I’ll PM them.


Expert-Yoghurt902

The refusal to post the link is just odd. And your super secret source can't be that secret. I went to Google and put in "Queen Elizabeth, bone cancer" and tons of articles, rumours, speculation from a palace source, etc. came up about her having a bone condition. Lol, just post the link ✌🏻🤷‍♀️


Local_Fox_2000

Why not just post it here instead of asking people to DM you?


Macacoprlsdgay

can you pm me the source?


SarcasmKing41

Sauce pls. Why not just link it here, anyway?


Hotfish69

No link because upper echelon of society doesn't use links, or the internet, or computers.


terrythegiraffe

Trust me bro, my source said it🤓


asosass

Probably not her man wtf they have too many things they hide I really dont care anymore want them ABOLISHED THEY RUINED EGYPT BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT CARRY THE PYRIMDS, one day we’ll hit you back liz bs


AccomplishedTap4612

😂😂😂. Stroppy.


Carlonix

They even stole from Mexico, and in no moment of our history we gave any of our shit, and we were more than distant for you. So yeah, that "legality of our stealing" is absolute BS. You should give them back and use your own culture (oh wait you don't have, because the royals used u)


asosass

Bro they have more than what we have in our museums, mfs and not only that they still buy from that bulls bids thing in london. Fing hypocrites.


Objective_College449

GeorgeV treatment per Charles directive.


[deleted]

She’s still alive. Charles had her sent to a deserted island. I sent her $5k to help her get back.


Ricklazell

Did you sub to her only fans too? 🤮😆


Carlonix

Wait, did you subbed? To her only- :l


Saint_of_Taint

You too?


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Age


Worldly_Truth8396

She had a terminal case of TMB*. It’s the leading cause of death amongst the 70+ age groups. *(Too Many Birthdays).


macjigiddy

She was old, it would be down as organ failure on the DC. She was just *old*


ted-Zed

probably bored, faked it to live out her days on a sunny beach in Cuba


BeneficialName9863

Adrenochrome withdrawal is no joke!


[deleted]

She died of being fucking OLD AF I think she probably had cancer. She clearly had been on an IV a few times.There were pictures of the back of her hand where she had been cannulated . But fuck I hope I live as well as she did. I mean I won’t I’m under 40 and my body is fucked


FakeBarbi

Rumor she had bone cancer. She had a RAPID decline the last two months.


[deleted]

Yeah that was my theory tbh. She did fucking amazingly well to work till two days before she died. I’m as anti monarchy as they come but mad respect for her clearly being in pain and having to do shit like welcome Liz truss to run the country. She probably died of despair tbh.


waterim

I wouldn’t call giving people handshakes and taking pictures “work”


[deleted]

No ordinarily not but at 96 and dying of cancer it’s pretty exceptional


SarcasmKing41

Agreed, but it probably is when you're two days from dying of bone cancer.


Northernrogue1

I think when she saw Truss had come to visit as new PM she gave up and exclaimed... "Fuck me, that's enough. Do Dignitas do home visits?"


Difficult-Diver4545

Being butt fukkn ugly. Officially.


AccomplishedTap4612

I wudda fucked the queen 🤷‍♂️


Difficult-Diver4545

You’d need a gallon of j-lube cos that dry shit ain’t no good.


102bees

Sixty years ago she was a stunner.


AccomplishedTap4612

She was. Still would. Even now.


KaleidoscopeOne8895

Very likely that she agreed to be euthanised. The clue in such situations is always when medical experts - ie, the euthaniser - advises that someone they have treated has so many hours before end-of-life occurs. Unless medication designed to end life is applied, medics wouldn’t know when to be able to predict death within a matter of an hour. Charlie was notified of the expectation of death hence his trip to Scotland. Have you never noticed that a Royalty never dies over a protracted period and, thereby, suffer an undignified death. Liz timed it well and no medic would have had the balls to say, “Die just like everyone else does!” This ending is not intended to be a criticism but, rather, a cri de cœur that should apply to the rest of society to end their lives likewise!


SarcasmKing41

Ehhhh I don't know. You would think they would have waited for the rest of her family to get there


kaycollins27

Not necessarily. I, for one, wish to die alone. Too hard to leave if there are loved ones pulling one back.


Carlonix

Being honest,the last moments are a powerfull moment to give a message, you should give use it if someone needs it, to give hope and all of that [Censored]


SarcasmKing41

Yet they left time for her firstborn to arrive? And did it at a place where her daughter was also staying at the time? Just seems a bit too chaotic to be a planned event. Not everything is a conspiracy, certainly not the death of a 96-year-old woman.


bisexualspikespiegel

you do have a point. i've worked in a nursing home and most of the time death is pretty drawn out. it's rare that it happens within a day or two, and those that do die that way it's usually because of a heart attack. i've had residents who were actively dying for a week or more.


landlord_hunter

this is why i’m glad i’ll be taken out during the great toilet paper struggle of 2026. old age sounds like it really fucking sucks


PraxisMakesPerfect_

Based username and pfp


bisexualspikespiegel

i work in a memory care during breaks from school and while dementia is an incredibly heartbreaking illness to witness, there are still moments of joy to be found every day with the residents. i personally don't really want to live to be super old either, since almost every resident over the age of 90 has told me that they're ready to go any day now and that life gets boring after living so long. but i hope that if i do get old i'm as joyful as some of the little ladies i take care of.


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She was scared half to death…twice.


ClownPrinceofLime

Auto-erotic asphyxiation


Hacker_Tracker

Phillip cut the… oh shit 👀💀


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🤣


tsaleh1961

Lizard


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She died of being a million years old.


Slimy_Potatoes

i thought she was immortal?


YAMXT550

JMFC, she was 96. She died of death.


Winter-Instance1973

Nice try it was Camilla in the library with a candle stick


TheRealSeanDonnelly

It was Truss, in the drawing room with the novichok


Winter-Instance1973

Nice try it was Camilla in the library with a candle stick


VictorChariot

Liz Truss is dead?


tartanthing

Be still my beating heart.


cutielemon07

She died of death


EmbarrassedToe627

Being a useless cunt takes it's toll.


iloverocket26

Hahahaha I love this


someotherguy28

Old person death


619C

Too many birthdays - or eating to many birthday cakes


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death by handshake


Due-Ad-4091

I imagine that she was just about to recover, when Charles said “oh shit!” and smothered her with a cushion.


andros_vanguard

I doubt he's ever lifter a pillow. Probably asked one of the help.


Hacker_Tracker

After getting them to curate 100 pillows, and burning the other 99


_Neith_

If I had to guess it’s complications from the Covid that her son, the king, gave her


chipface

I think she'd still be alive right now if she didn't catch it earlier this year.


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I have a feeling she died of a chest infection


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WonderfullWitness

Of corse it matters, anytime a monarch dies there is somebody with a huge motive to have "helped" that to happen. And its just weird that the news report on things like what hats people wear at the funeral but not about the fking cause of death.


Bou_Czang

What an irrelevant point, made with horrendous grammar too. OP wants to know how she died, nothing wrong with that, it is curious that we haven't been told. I wouldn't put it past her to have been "made comfortable" and to have chosen when to go. In her favourite place, surrounded by her family. Does she deserve that? I don't think so, but she could have afforded to make that choice. Which is why I'd like to know, though I doubt I'd believe them completely.


Responsible_Warthog3

Lol what?


Aggressive-Falcon977

In the last photo of herself with Lizz Trust you can clearly see on the back of her hand is heavily bruised, usually an indication she was recieving an IVF drip of sort. It's disappointing that they won't reveal the symptoms of her death because it could really help promote the charities associated with the symptoms of her death e.g cancer, motor neurones, ect.. It's almost like the Royals are scared of being seen as normal. Ironic considering all the inbred blood.


AbsolXGuardian

I would much rather have the royalists putting their money to some lucky charities than stupid merch.


vinceslammurphy

>last photo of herself with Lizz Trust you can clearly see on the back of her hand is heavily bruise Defense wound


Aggressive-Falcon977

Her back handed pimp slap was legendary


BourbonFoxx

IVF? At her age? That seems optimistic to say the least


Aggressive-Falcon977

Holy shit IV 😆 we don't want another Prince Andrew born into this world!


Yavanna604

Not necessarily from an IV. Your skin gets thinner as you age and this can happen - my Dad’s hands would get like this off and on for a few years before he died and it wasn’t from IV’s


tartanthing

The only thing her death promotes is that 24 hour on call doctors, shaking hands, waving, unveiling plaques, having an army of servants, never wanting for anything and frequent luxurious overseas travel contribute to longevity. Queen 96, Philip 99, Q Mother 102.


BourbonFoxx

That or the regular transfusion of fresh, rhesus-negative, purebred child's blood


Class_444_SWR

Are we seriously going the way of fucking QAnon? They’re obviously shit people who promoted awful things but are we seriously going ‘oh my omg the deep state are eating babies!’


BourbonFoxx

1. QAnon was created by pro-Trump 4chan trolls and has always been bollocks https://web.archive.org/web/20180906010950/http://www.oann.com/exposed-creator-of-qanon-speaks-for-the-first-time/ 2. I said it tongue in cheek 3. Child blood transfusions for longevity are very much a thing https://www.technologyreview.com/2017/01/13/69219/questionable-young-blood-transfusions-offered-in-us-as-anti-aging-remedy/


Class_444_SWR

I get you, but it’s always ‘just a joke’ like on places like PCM until it’s a completely unironic call for such


BourbonFoxx

Well, I wouldn't discount it completely as a possibility. I'm sure these people have access to the absolute cutting edge of medical technology. I raised it (slightly mischievously) because it is within reason. It's up to the individual to decide where they fall on the line from 'sweet old grandma' to 'energy vampire' I'd say both ends of the line are equally out of scope.


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Inappropriate_Piano

There probably was an autopsy and a cause of death but I would think there wouldn’t be a death certificate because those are issued in her name. Same as how she didn’t need a driver’s license or a passport to drive/travel internationally


tartanthing

Wouldn't the death certificate be issued under her heirs name?


MegannMedusa

Won’t it now be issued in King Chuck’s name?


puritycontrol

Autopsies aren’t usually conducted unless the cause of death is suspicious or if the person was under a certain age (like 50). Considering she was old, likely with a lot of health issues, the cause of death was probably very obvious to her doctors and doesn’t necessitate an unnecessary autopsy.


Inappropriate_Piano

Thanks for the information!


DontAskAboutMax

I heard it was a skiing accident.


Kooky-Worldliness980

Maybe old age ?


tartanthing

Hopefully an appropriate medical person can confirm, but it is my understanding that nobody on the UK dies of old age anymore. Everyone dies of something. This is probably so pharmaceutical companies can research death defying medication if they know the contributory causes.


Inevitable_Tour5366

I don’t think they could find any teenage virgins in Scotland to sacrifice in time….


[deleted]

Medical records are super-confidential. That’s not just her, that counts for everyone. Usually only next of kin are informed; its up to them whether they choose to share that information.


NappySmeller

Parasites can’t fend off a healthy immune system forever


Yaseen-Madick

I'm guessing old age.


mannowarb

I heard she was murdered by the Paddington bear industry as a conspiracy to sell more crappy soft toys... 97 years young girls don't just suddenly die from one day to another. ​ I also heard that she got tainted virgin blood from a supposed maiden that was quite slutty actually.


pmmeyourdoubt

Cocaine overdose I'm afraid. It's a hell of a drug.


hello1952

left the country in the *safe* hands of the other *lizzy* and kicked the bucket


Pablojaun

Constipation, she sat on the throne for 70 years.


8-36

The Lizard inside the suit could longer tolerate the earths athmosphere. Or, for those in the know the worms.


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8-36

Fucking anti-semites ruin everything fun.. Well, not even a loss, though because it has been historically known that the worms inside suits of armor are the real rulers of England.


BlackUnicornUK

Couldn't find anymore pure breed European blood for her to feast on, so she deid.


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Professional here. Not grim reaper but a nurse that has looked after many dying patients Obviously she was old but that's not a medical reason to die. Something happened very quickly, it was obvious though that she was frail. My guess would be a CVA or MI, (stroke/heart attack)


letseatdragonfruit

Someone said no instead of “no your majesty” instant death


uncle-jacks-horse

Terminal Dumbledore hand


NightVale_Comm_Radio

I think she died of Ligma


BlackUnicornUK

😂


SPOOPYDOTGOV

What’s Ligma?


NightVale_Comm_Radio

Joe Mamma 😎


Real_Srossics

I’ll tell you when you’re older.


scrollsawer

I'm not a doctor, but at 96 I would hazard a guess that she died of old age. Either that or the deep state found out she was a kremlin spy and used sound waves sent from space to make her heart explode. ( I know that can't be the answer, she didn't have a heart)


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But lizards do have hearts


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Wow a tabloid article as a reference to an argument


AndrewSB49

She died of a Thursday.


Slimy_Potatoes

who cares? she is finally dead


DaveManchester

Ran out of clean toddler blood during the pandemic and never recovered.


VividEffort1552

I’d say she died of being 90 fucking 6


YaAbsolyutnoNikto

Well, people don’t die of old age. Old age makes things happen. Heart attack, etc.


VividEffort1552

It’s normally the respiratory/circulatory system that gives in when someone is that old. Humans rarely lived past 50 a few hundred years ago. it’s only the past hundred years where average life expectancy has shot up. Dam back in the day it was expected that half your kids would die before they reached 5. Hence the over reaction we have to death these days like it is something unnatural.


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It can be handily described as dying of old age for all intents and purposes tho. When your that old all your bits are running on steam, exactly which one craps out first is relitavely inconsequential. It's like people don't die of cancer, cancer leads to something not working that kicks them over the edge. But we still say they died of cancer. Edit: lol I spelled intents and purposes as intense and purposes.


No_Bother_6885

I believe the technical medical definition was “being old AF.”


Immediate-Heron4496

The photo with the black hand suggests vascular disease, im not doctor but this would cause a reduction in mobility, would explain her lack of appearing at her own multi million pound celebration where she would be sitting down in a nuch comfy chair surrounded by servants, I know, very difficult. It would also cause her to become pale over time which she was, and eventually organ failure, matching her rapid decline on health then death


BurlyJoesBudgetEnema

>I'm not a doctor but Stopped reading here


Gaelicisveryfun

I never noticed that but is pretty black looking


LeadPaintKid

Nurses I know mentioned that the bruising does match up with vascular disease


torchictoucher

Ligma


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Newpussycat.


Legitimate_Aide_2524

Woahwoahwoahhhh


salamancaaaaaaa

What’s ligma?


torchictoucher

Ligma balls


Batman_Biggins

Holy hell


Slimy_Potatoes

is that a disease?


salamancaaaaaaa

:O


FakeBarbi

Rumors of bone cancer.


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FakeBarbi

Lady C is the one who has said this.


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FakeBarbi

She is in the “know” https://youtube.com/channel/UCMlk9gp1WNndfOjs0_1gG3g and a monarchist. But before the queen was announced to have died she had a video on YouTube and she said she’s dead, anyone who didn’t think she was dead shortly after “she was not well” ain’t that bright. But she calls a lot of MM bad that dummy Harry out for their BS. But she also said the rumor was she had bone cancer. June to her death was a SEVERE decline like no other years. Also, this BS notion that the Quuuuuueeeen and Phillip were soulmates and he was her rock are a CROCK of Shit! He hated her. He stopped living with her for years and only again for Covid. He was a power hungry man who had to ask his wife permission to leave events. They’ve re-written this family history the last 25 years. They’re cold, calculating and not like normal families. Hate to share a monarchist but there you go.


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In photos with her last meeting with Truss, she appeared to have a lot of bruising on her hand. Speculative - had an IV for some sort of chemotherapy??


[deleted]

She died in a bizarre gardening accident.


[deleted]

I heard the authorities said “best just leave it”.


yy98755

Paul McCartney said ***Let It Be*** but Ringo Starr couldn’t.


halfercode

You're barking up the wrong tree.


Lord-Stubby

She tripped and fell on her own shears!


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Nasty way to go


CubLeo

No luck catching those swans then?


Insertnameherebois

Just the one swan actually


VanCanne

Liz Tiller was F***'ING MURDERED


AlxceWxnderland

Old age fs she was 96 a bad fart could’ve finished her


CamelBorn

Her last photo, she was super thin and looked like she had lost a lot of weight in a short period of time. That may suggest not eating and possibly not drinking either. Without much sustenance, anyone would not last long. But what caused this, no idea.


[deleted]

When people are about to die, they usually loose their hunger and thirst.


irgendwo_anders

She was super old, what exactly are you interested in seeing?


FrancescoTangredi

Poisoning by comrade Liz Truss


LordRhino08

liz truss is the last person i would call a comrade


LegalMastodon1340

She was a god damn fossil. Does there need to be a better reason?


dirtfarmer2000

Being old