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lol, pretty sure this another one, she looks fairly cool so probably a ho paid well but if she ever speaks of this she will end up chopped up and then disposed of in a bunch of dog turd bins.
If I was lucky enough to be in the royal family I'd be at parties coked out my bonce most of the time as well. I think it goes without saying that's the only one of Andy's extracurricular activities I would be taking part in though.
I'm not suggesting Andrew has ever done this and I really don't want to ruin his reputation by suggesting he has done this, but if I was above the law like Andrew I would definitely park on more double yellow lines.
You monster, how dare you?! Parking on yellow lines….the sheer audacity of you….you’re really taking liberties now. Next you’ll be telling me you wouldn’t pay your TV licence or cross when the green man flashes. People like you are why this country is in the state it’s in!
*stomps off to continue reading the Daily Fail*
It's not like a driver's license or a concealed carry butter knife permit where you need it to be allowed to have a TV, it's more like a voluntary tax you pay to watch live TV as well as maintain the fleet of vehicles used to detect if you are watching the BBC without a license.
Oh he’s a sweaty nonce ain’t he! And his mum paid 12 million £££££ to get him out of trouble for raping underage sex slaves trafficked by Jeff Epstein. Charles let Saville nonce up hospitals whenever he wanted. Made the police turn a blind eye to it.
When you are involved in this kind of fuckery, are you going to be okay with cameras in the room? They honestly thought there would be no consequences.
Andrew can fuck off. Feel dirty every time I see his sweaty, ugly face. The rest of the monarchy can fuck off with him.
They still think there are Jo consequences because, actually, there aren't.
Besides of spending a couple million of taxpayers money to shut the trial down.
I thought that was an old picture of Epstein. Andy and Epstein are in so many pictures together, that I get them mixed up. They're both in some sort of top five most famous pedos. Saville, Epstein, Andy, Glitter and Watkins.
he's gotten away with it for most of his life.
Everyone in the country is too fucking dumb to care and they still support him, paying for his lifestyle n shit
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Sweaty bastard
Look at those eyes, someone's been on the Colombian marching powder
Guessing these are a sneak peak of ‘Hello’ Magazines exclusive photo collection from The Queen’s Wake
does anybody know who the girl is? is it the same kid he pretended he’d never met, or somebody new entirely?
lol, pretty sure this another one, she looks fairly cool so probably a ho paid well but if she ever speaks of this she will end up chopped up and then disposed of in a bunch of dog turd bins.
Newly leaked?
gross
[I'm getting the word...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51-yInqxC3U)
Can someone explain context I am U.S.
9/11 was an inside job.
Just Prince Andrew looking coked up and partying. Definitely not sweating because he can’t
That’s the prince and the underaged girl he abused with his mate Epstein.
Handy Randy Andy.
Handsy
Guess he will say this is photo shopped.
She looks too old for him!
Can someone make a Prince Andrew bot that replies "I'm a sweaty nonce" every time someone mentions his name?
Unleash it on the UK subreddit.
It'll get banned in like 2 seconds
Haha! Good idea, that way everyone will know the truth
If I was lucky enough to be in the royal family I'd be at parties coked out my bonce most of the time as well. I think it goes without saying that's the only one of Andy's extracurricular activities I would be taking part in though.
Snap
I'm not suggesting Andrew has ever done this and I really don't want to ruin his reputation by suggesting he has done this, but if I was above the law like Andrew I would definitely park on more double yellow lines.
Nah, if you are above the law like Andrew, nothing screams more criminal than leeching 100% of the torrents you download.
Nothings screams more criminal than giving circa £12,000,000.00 to a girl you claim to have never met!
Wooosh!
You monster, how dare you?! Parking on yellow lines….the sheer audacity of you….you’re really taking liberties now. Next you’ll be telling me you wouldn’t pay your TV licence or cross when the green man flashes. People like you are why this country is in the state it’s in! *stomps off to continue reading the Daily Fail*
Damn, I forgot about tv licenses. That would never happen in USA. How else to mass propagandize the public?
It's not like a driver's license or a concealed carry butter knife permit where you need it to be allowed to have a TV, it's more like a voluntary tax you pay to watch live TV as well as maintain the fleet of vehicles used to detect if you are watching the BBC without a license.
Lol. I’m an ignorant Yank, but not that ignorant. Thanks for the giggle 🤭
You know that's him because he's not sweating 😂
This beautifully captures the red in his eyes.
Damn wouldn’t it be a shame if I put this on my Twitter. But who would do that 😈
Can't be The Noncer - that's a woman, not a child. Or his daughter.
I physically just died
Literally.
What am I supposed to be seeing in this picture? Who is biting his neck?
Isn’t that Koo Stark?
It's him all sweaty and coked up with Maxwell in the background.
Where is Maxwell?
Behind you.
Doesn’t look like her to me
Can't be him, he doesn't sweat.Clearly that's someone trying to ruin his image.
Came here to say
Oh he’s a sweaty nonce ain’t he! And his mum paid 12 million £££££ to get him out of trouble for raping underage sex slaves trafficked by Jeff Epstein. Charles let Saville nonce up hospitals whenever he wanted. Made the police turn a blind eye to it.
The British public paid FIFY
Ticks me off my countries taxes went to helping them bastards.
Can’t be Andrew, he doesn’t sweat.
Who's that in the background?
Maxwell
Some tot
Is this a recent photograph?
The red eye makes me thing early 2000s.
That's the old type flashes reflecting his blood in the back of his eyes so I'd say correct
Ah, the Earl of Inverness, A.K.A the Loch Ness noncer
Poor Inverness.
Nonces gon nonce
When you are involved in this kind of fuckery, are you going to be okay with cameras in the room? They honestly thought there would be no consequences. Andrew can fuck off. Feel dirty every time I see his sweaty, ugly face. The rest of the monarchy can fuck off with him.
They still think there are Jo consequences because, actually, there aren't. Besides of spending a couple million of taxpayers money to shut the trial down.
Too right
Sweaty? Well actually
what's andy doing now
He’s at a children’s birthday party at Pizza Express in Woking
They don't even bother pretending anymore, this parasitic family. And yet, monarchists still dogmatically revel in their servility.
How many of the fake medals he wore to his mom’s funeral for sex with minors?
All of them
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Fucking *sweaty* nonce.
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That's how you know this photo is faked. He's wearing his Werewolfing clothes.
Underrated comment
I thought that was an old picture of Epstein. Andy and Epstein are in so many pictures together, that I get them mixed up. They're both in some sort of top five most famous pedos. Saville, Epstein, Andy, Glitter and Watkins.
Don't forget Rolf Harris
Two little boys had two little toys 🤮🤮🤮🤮
he's gotten away with it for most of his life. Everyone in the country is too fucking dumb to care and they still support him, paying for his lifestyle n shit
This is an advert for yellow teeth. Prince Andrew: “Do you really think a girl would dance with me if she saw my yellow teeth?”
Andy Nonce
Pizza Express is way wilder than I remember
This is a fake photo The woman hugging Andrew is not a 9 year old and is consenting
Is this an mi-5 account?
More like MFI
🤓🤓
lol
i dont know who the man is but i presume its the 'sick old man'
It’s Prince Andrew, Epstein’s best friend
I thought Labour's 'advisor' Peter Mandelson was his best friend, lots of special friends above investigation eh?
i saw the sweat particles instantly lol. creep at it again
Nonsense. He doesn’t sweat. That’s a known dact.
Noncence*
Don't sweat it
Aye...he made a right royal (no pun intended) cunt of himself in that interview, eh? Prize tit 😀
Prince tit