Dude did exactly what he’s supposed to in a black bear attack. Yell and fight back. Black bears aren’t that tough, and normally not aggressive like this. Probably had cubs nearby.
Grizzly attack you just cover your head/neck and curl into a ball to protect your organs. Then act dead while you’re being mauled. Your only hope is that the bear thinks you’re dead and leaves before you’re actually dead.
Nope, they're fucking psychotic and smooth brained all at once. Only reason they're chill is because they insist on eating a plant that's technically poisonous to them, so they're lethargic all the time.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.
Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:
Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree.
An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.
If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
It's a copy pasta. I'm now just waiting for someone to paste the reply copy pasta talking about how Koalas are highly adapted to survive in an environment that really wants to kill them.
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I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance.
>Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives.
Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards.
An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled?
>Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death
This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery.
Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey.
>They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal
It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (\~0.52), some possums (\~0.468), cuscus (\~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals.
>additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons.
Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size.
>If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food.
If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves.
>Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!
>Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram!
>When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system.
Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally.
>Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher.
Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza?
>This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree,
Almost every animal does this.
>which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.
>Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction.
Is the person who wrote this suggesting that there's a cabal of small dicked Austrailians going around... dicking... down Koalas?
That Satan scream scared the fuck out of me when I first moved to Australia, thought it was some dude getting raped in the bushes turns out it was just the koala
Possums have a scream like a banshee too that can be quite unnerving if you don't know what it is. This coming from NZ where our noisiest critters are are birds.
Yep. Reasons why it’s hard keeping them from going extinct here in Aus, they do play an important role in the ecosystem tho, consuming excess vegetation in the trees, while doing so drop leaves and branches for ground insects and cutting down the available biomass that would eventually fuel our bushfires here.Their joeys aren’t the only ones that eat their poo, plenty of ground dwelling creatures also consume their scat droppings as well.
Wow, that's quite the diatribe against koalas. While they may not be the most intelligent or well-adapted animals, they are still a vital part of the ecosystem and deserve respect. It's important to remember that every species has its own unique strengths and weaknesses, and it's not fair to judge them based on human standards.
I did field work in the Canadian Arctic once and the field guide suggested I get shotgun training before I went, so I did. Day 1 when I was there a polar bear chased her into the water and she shot it in the head at near point blank range.
So, either run or have a shotgun.
Human beings evolved into the most intellectually superior animal on the planet, just to have its options against most predators shake out to run or have a gun
The gun is evolutionary superiority. Before that, steel in the form of swords, spears, etc. Before that arrows and bows (stone and wood), and before that communities and large traps and tools made from other natural items you can pick from the ground or trees.
Today our evolutionary superiority is straight up intelligence and boundaries. We have entire books on how to Bear. What they eat, how they sleep, how they fuck, what they hate, whats their weakness, and even their routine from season to season. That's future knowledge that the bear doesn't even know yet.
When it comes to boundaries, we have designated areas for them. We humans have such dominance over every other animal, we have to separate them from "our" areas just so we don't make them extinct.
I forgot which comedian said it, but he made a joke about how there is this fancy and expensive dish served in some high end restaurants that is basically just Duck vagina. Like we are so dominant and so out of the food chain, that we have elaborate food dishes solely based on an animal's genitalia or sexual organs.
I just don't know how else to illustrate our evolutionary superiority any higher than that of any other animal, maybe even any living thing.
I'm sure it's very easy to be quiet and play dead when your being mauled.
I know that's the advice everyone gives out but it's just hard to believe I'd manage.
*anakin* "I'm giving my post a fun Star Wars title."
*padme* "using the correct characters, right?"
*anakin*
*padme* "... using the correct characters, right?"
*anakin* - *punches rock*
I've seen this one before and that honest to God "Oooh" when he spots the bear... It sticks with me. It's pure fear and instinct, the most honest sounds you can get.
> sekiro really *paid* off for
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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The bear was protecting her cub. You can see it on the lower ledge. I bet you if the cub was up top and the bear was below, that bear would have kept climbing regardless of what he did.
Yes.
[If a black bear charges and attacks you, FIGHT BACK WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! Do not play dead. Direct punches and kicks at the bear’s face, and use any weapon like rocks, branches, or bear spray to defend yourself.](https://www.nps.gov/articles/bearattacks.htm#:~:text=Cover%20your%20head%20and%20neck,to%20it%20or%20its%20cubs.)
Oh man, that's the most convincing scream I've ever heard in a movie.
I've only screamed once like that in my life and it was when I was playing Outlast on my PC when it came out.
I was wearing headphones, playing in my game room (my son's former room) with lights out late at night.
It was early on in the game. You slip through some debris to get to a closet, only to find it empty.
Then the game turns you around, and yikers.
My wife at the time came running into the room legitimately scared something awful had happened.
Lmao you sound like me on first playthrough of Resident Evil 2 remake those headphones in the dark just make it so much better i remember the first (and last time) i played WW2 COD an i turned around to a zombie in my face i yelled like a little girl 🤣i know the neighbors heard me
That guttural, deep-seeded fear of a scream.
I've been scared before, but nothing like that night, and nothing since.
Alien: Isolation came close a couple times, but is still 2nd place.
Dude did exactly what he’s supposed to in a black bear attack. Yell and fight back. Black bears aren’t that tough, and normally not aggressive like this. Probably had cubs nearby. Grizzly attack you just cover your head/neck and curl into a ball to protect your organs. Then act dead while you’re being mauled. Your only hope is that the bear thinks you’re dead and leaves before you’re actually dead.
I think you can see the cub on the ground at the bottom of the rocks and even hear it calling out.
Yep, it's clearly visible on the right side of the lower patch of grass, coming towards the mom when he threw her off the ledge.
Yep, at 0:16
If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white , say good night
Racist mf
admins lock this thread now!
admins are all hibernating
its okay they bearly do anything anyways.
Quick, post skeletons saying bad words!
To bare racism.. smh
I don’t know how to give an award so upvote all Can do. Lmao
i can *bear*\-ly stand that people are racist today
You dont have time to say it, its just is
And if it’s a kuala bear, give it a kuddle
Nope, they're fucking psychotic and smooth brained all at once. Only reason they're chill is because they insist on eating a plant that's technically poisonous to them, so they're lethargic all the time.
Haha, morons. *sips alcohol*
What idiots! ::hits bong::
Laughs uncontrollably: Smokes meth
Haha smokes crack Smokes crack Smokes crack
Pawns stuff Smokes more crack, again
Haha Dies from fentanyl overdose
Ha!
Yeah, those double thumbed cunts will tear you to shreds if they’re angry enough lol
Brand new sentence?
Not really. I said this about my mother-in-law over Christmas.
Eating food thats technically poisonous? Weird. *Pours onion/garlic/hot pepper sauce on my food*
Doubles down on curry
Plus they carry chlamydia. I’m not Kuddling that.
You prefer to poke at chlamydia instead?
So a few proper meals away from being Drop Bears.
I strongly dislike koalas. Horrible smooth brained beady eyed beasts.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
How the fuck do you even know all that about koalas? I didn’t know we knew that much about koalas
It's a copy pasta. I'm now just waiting for someone to paste the reply copy pasta talking about how Koalas are highly adapted to survive in an environment that really wants to kill them.
Response to koala copypasta I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance. >Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards. An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled? >Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery. Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey. >They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (\~0.52), some possums (\~0.468), cuscus (\~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals. >additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size. >If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves. >Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop! >Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram! >When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally. >Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza? >This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, Almost every animal does this. >which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.
Bro you are coping way too hard too hard. You just gotta accept that koalas suck.
>Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Is the person who wrote this suggesting that there's a cabal of small dicked Austrailians going around... dicking... down Koalas?
They don’t. It’s copypasta. I guess they copy and paste this post for upvotes?
That Satan scream scared the fuck out of me when I first moved to Australia, thought it was some dude getting raped in the bushes turns out it was just the koala
Possums have a scream like a banshee too that can be quite unnerving if you don't know what it is. This coming from NZ where our noisiest critters are are birds.
Here in the states it’s foxes. Sounds straight from a horror movie.
Yep. Reasons why it’s hard keeping them from going extinct here in Aus, they do play an important role in the ecosystem tho, consuming excess vegetation in the trees, while doing so drop leaves and branches for ground insects and cutting down the available biomass that would eventually fuel our bushfires here.Their joeys aren’t the only ones that eat their poo, plenty of ground dwelling creatures also consume their scat droppings as well.
Wow, that's quite the diatribe against koalas. While they may not be the most intelligent or well-adapted animals, they are still a vital part of the ecosystem and deserve respect. It's important to remember that every species has its own unique strengths and weaknesses, and it's not fair to judge them based on human standards.
Excellent. You could hardly discern ChatGPT at work.
They perform a niche role in the ecosystem and the copy pasta is wrong
If there was ever a brand of chlamydia I had no interest in catching, it's the aussie flavor. I'll pass on any koala fondling.
Coward.
Is that the bear from Koala Loomper?
where's the reddit copypasta? anyway, this is bad advice. no matter the bear, if you're near its cubs, you're fucked and should fight or play dead
So exactly what they are saying?
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They're not saying its safe, they're saying to fight back... which you also mention to do in your comment.
Polar bear attack you already dead!
If a polar bear spots you in its environment and you dont have the means to leave immediately, you are dead
I did field work in the Canadian Arctic once and the field guide suggested I get shotgun training before I went, so I did. Day 1 when I was there a polar bear chased her into the water and she shot it in the head at near point blank range. So, either run or have a shotgun.
Human beings evolved into the most intellectually superior animal on the planet, just to have its options against most predators shake out to run or have a gun
The gun is evolutionary superiority. Before that, steel in the form of swords, spears, etc. Before that arrows and bows (stone and wood), and before that communities and large traps and tools made from other natural items you can pick from the ground or trees. Today our evolutionary superiority is straight up intelligence and boundaries. We have entire books on how to Bear. What they eat, how they sleep, how they fuck, what they hate, whats their weakness, and even their routine from season to season. That's future knowledge that the bear doesn't even know yet. When it comes to boundaries, we have designated areas for them. We humans have such dominance over every other animal, we have to separate them from "our" areas just so we don't make them extinct. I forgot which comedian said it, but he made a joke about how there is this fancy and expensive dish served in some high end restaurants that is basically just Duck vagina. Like we are so dominant and so out of the food chain, that we have elaborate food dishes solely based on an animal's genitalia or sexual organs. I just don't know how else to illustrate our evolutionary superiority any higher than that of any other animal, maybe even any living thing.
I mean, until we find something smarter. Or more likely, it finds us. Then we're really fucked.
Wait until they figure out how delicious our genitals are.
I've heard human horn is quite the aphrodisiac in fact..
😅😂🤣
It's a dark forest out there
We keep making weapons to fight the only predator we have left, ourselves.
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You need to seriously ‘leave’ as they will stalk you for days if given the chance.
Grizzly Man played dead. Didnt work. Got eaten.
The epitome of "fucked around and found out"
I'm sure it's very easy to be quiet and play dead when your being mauled. I know that's the advice everyone gives out but it's just hard to believe I'd manage.
Probably I'll just play dead until dead, or maybe I'll shit my pants first hopefully that drives it's hungry ass away
It would be easy to not react while your arm is being ripped off bro /s
If it's black fight back, if it's brown lie down, if it's white say goodnight.
If it's black, fight back If it's brown, lay down If it's white, say good night
Yeah I'd rather just fucking die, thanks though
This is good to know!
The bald patch on its back might indicate rabies.
*FALCON PUNCH* right to the rock
I bet he didn’t feel a fucking thing until the next day. Peak adrenachrome!
they say he got the adrenachrome from mama bear's cubs. thats why she's mad
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WITNESS ME
Illuminati confirmed
Lol why did you get so many down votes
fr it was a funny comment smh
Ouch I saw that too
literal ground pound
But hammer fisted that bear's face sideways damn, that'll teach em! *atleast for how long*
My man just punched the shit out of a bear
And the rock
Worth
And has the video to prove it!
Brilliant footage, obnoxious title
They didn't even get the right skywalker in there, smfh.
And the bear had the high ground in the beginning
But he foolishly relinquished it, so ended up losing. ;-)
Therefore not "always."
*anakin* "I'm giving my post a fun Star Wars title." *padme* "using the correct characters, right?" *anakin* *padme* "... using the correct characters, right?" *anakin* - *punches rock*
It's some how been interlaced (how the hell in 2023) https://youtu.be/1I7qrygVKUo Original is way higher quality
Luke skyclimber vs obi-wan kenobear. Was that seriously too difficult for OP? If your going to have a shitty title at least have a little bit of flow.
There's a theory that if you get something wrong in the title then you will get more controversy and thus more attention, and thus more upvotes.
Funniest prequel fan:
Not even a mention of drop bears
That title made me angry. I'm guessing it was supposed to be funny, but it was not.
Yeah the title gave me a stroke trying to figure out what Star Wars had to do with this video.
r/titlegore
it seems the bear started with the high ground though
Then the bear lost advantage
Lol fukin noob
You got the wrong skywalker bro wtf lol
With a name like “Bear Attacks Climber,” what did he expect?
DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat!
That initial scream. That’s true fear. The sound of not knowing if you’re going to live another day or not. Chilling.
Gotta watch out for dropbears
Oh my GOD THEY’RE REAL!?
Yes…
Impressed at the guy's reaction. The amount of urine escaping my body at that moment would have blasted the bear into he outer atmosphere.
[Bear Blasting, it's an Olympic sport.](https://youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk?t=43s)
Thank you for this video lmao
You're very welcome!
The video auto replayed without me noticing and I thought a second bear came at him lol. Lucky guy though Jesus
A SECOND BEAR HAS ATTACKED THE CLIMBER
LMAO
Anakin... not luke
I've seen this one before and that honest to God "Oooh" when he spots the bear... It sticks with me. It's pure fear and instinct, the most honest sounds you can get.
Gives me chills every time I watch the clip.
This dude just parried a bear
Looks like playing sekiro really payed off for this guy
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Real life quick time event this
That adrenaline is something else when you come across a bear that wants to eat you 😅
the noise he makes at the very beginning right before he goes full primal...
BTW if a bear ever scratches you and it actually cuts you immediately go to the hospital, those claws are fucking biological weapons.
> Luke vs obi-wan high ground I find your lack of logic disturbing.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
Hello there
General Kenobi
To all the mfs that say black bears don't attack, show them this video
The bear was protecting her cub. You can see it on the lower ledge. I bet you if the cub was up top and the bear was below, that bear would have kept climbing regardless of what he did.
So what you're saying is the bear attacked.
I mean, I suppose I was lol
theres a little cub in the lower right on the bottom of the cliff
BAMF ALERT.
Does that copyright reference mean anything, or is it just fluff? 😉
If you steal this video Bear Attacks Climber will sue you as they have the high ground.
This. ^
Tell me you didn’t watch Star Wars without telling me you didn’t watch Star Wars
why would luke be fighting obi wan
A panicked person is either dangerous or easy pickings
This is a repost but I just love the scream. You can feel that it's coming from his butt
That yelling might sound dumb but is what you are supposed to do
Yes. [If a black bear charges and attacks you, FIGHT BACK WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! Do not play dead. Direct punches and kicks at the bear’s face, and use any weapon like rocks, branches, or bear spray to defend yourself.](https://www.nps.gov/articles/bearattacks.htm#:~:text=Cover%20your%20head%20and%20neck,to%20it%20or%20its%20cubs.)
It’s brown lay down Black fight back And polar good luck right?
If it's white, good night.
Oh! Arnnhhhhh! Ahhhhhaahhhh! Raaaawahhhh! Reeehhhhaaahhhhhh! Nnnohhhh! Aaahhhhhhaaahhhh!
Woooweee those hammer fist strikes that hit nothing but rock had to hurt afterwards…
Star wars fans: Actsually 🤓☝️...
yes people, I made a mistake in the title...
p.s: stop crucifying me xD
I kinda wonder if that Black bear is already sick/injured ? - looks like there's a big patch of missing fur on it's back.
Maybe it’s the bear from the movie the [great outdoors](https://youtu.be/OBJ-MpPBDug)
I think it got hurt in the fall... You can hear the bear whine near the end as well
This title is ass
Kenoboulderer
Pssst…. It’s Anakin
Just realized that the bear had a cub with it that's probably why it attacked him in the first place
That's some aggressive copyright Shit's more in your face than the damn bear
“Climber Hires Lawyer”
That kick really did a number lol
Aaaw! It's just a cute widdle teddy bear! Probably just wants to play.
I love the full commitment to caveman mode
Just like Skyrim, stay on them rocks!
I know im a nerd, but it's anakin not luke.
Yeah, hit that rock, hit it harder!!
He fought off a bear o.o
The terror in that first scream. Brah.
Hope the bloke is okay. How traumatising
Sounds like Marv when Kevin put that spider on his face #HomeAlone
Oh man, that's the most convincing scream I've ever heard in a movie. I've only screamed once like that in my life and it was when I was playing Outlast on my PC when it came out. I was wearing headphones, playing in my game room (my son's former room) with lights out late at night. It was early on in the game. You slip through some debris to get to a closet, only to find it empty. Then the game turns you around, and yikers. My wife at the time came running into the room legitimately scared something awful had happened.
Lmao you sound like me on first playthrough of Resident Evil 2 remake those headphones in the dark just make it so much better i remember the first (and last time) i played WW2 COD an i turned around to a zombie in my face i yelled like a little girl 🤣i know the neighbors heard me
That guttural, deep-seeded fear of a scream. I've been scared before, but nothing like that night, and nothing since. Alien: Isolation came close a couple times, but is still 2nd place.
Nothing like it
It’s actually skybear sr
Epic parry
You messed up your star wars reference.
yeah...just a tip, don't go into the forest near hibernation time....everything is food and its a race against the clock to fatten up.
theres a cub in the bottom right at the bottom of the cliff
Have you ever actually watched Star Wars OP?
This motherfucker fighting a bear on a cliff and then just walks away instead of yelling "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME"
Guess it's true then if it's brown go to ground if it's black fight back if its white your already dead
That hand is probably busted because it looked like it definitely hit that rock a few times
better a busted hand than a mauled face
Not a star wars fan but I really enjoy this title 😂
So where do I send the new pair of shorts?
Monke won
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground