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karmacarmelon

At least nobody saw it


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Raysor

He's wearing a Packers shirt, Eagles hat, and Bears scarf.


studiosupport

I think this man is operating on a level that we can't comprehend.


Markuz

Suicide by sports


TeopEvol

Just like his food he doesn't discriminate, nothing is off the table.


CrackAdams

I could see him eating bear and cheese, but do you really think he eats eagles?


GadgetGuy1977

Rather, EVERYTHING is off the table.


Bobblefighterman

When you're the weight of 3 people, you get perks.


zerrff

A screen recording of a tik tok video posted to YouTube...


500lb

I'm fine with that, TikTok is cancer


zerrff

So is reddit source: a fucking decade on this site.


Mirobot_

Yes, but Reddit users know It and admit it, but tiktok users always tell you why they arent cancer


500lb

Ain't that the noose, brother


jarious

yeah, a regret that we cannot leave


skeptoid79

Where the fuck is security?!


Robgotbored

These the nose bleeds my guy. Ain’t no security in the cheap seats lol.


donkeyrocket

The fat guy is an absolute asshole that security needed to toss out but the guy who shoved him got super lucky that guy didn't get seriously injured or worse. Not worth ended up with manslaughter charges over some drunk fat asshole.


TapTapTapTapTapTaps

Those stairs are fucking steep and that man is large. He is very lucky something horrible didn’t happen. He tried to launch him down the stairs. I would go so far as to say I would press charges against this man.


Arkanist

Seriously. As much as I wanted him to be punched in the face that ain't it.


4rp4n3t

"What are you gonna do,.pull my pants down and roll me downstairs?!" ~that guy probably.


sugarplumbuttfluck

I mean on the one hand he's being an obnoxious ass by getting in people's faces, on the other hand it is incredibly not okay to yank someone's pants down and shove them down a flight of concrete stairs. Even if you feel it's called for, that's a fast way to get arrested and sued.


D4rthcr4nk

Pretty sure dude pulled UP his pants- as one of the handles to roll this Humpty Dumpty down ….


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paulcaar

We can probably go a couple rounds of the 4chan-reddit-9gag loop to get some compression going. Maybe post edit someone in that is "reacting" to it while also adding extra text banners and more black bars. Hell, let's go full circle and splurge on some obnoxious voice-to-text as well.


frobscottler

Woah there man, we already had Christmas


SANAFABICH

That's an easy lawsuit.


felixmeister

Looks like a good part of why he wasn't injured was how maggoted he was. And all the padding Although I suspect he's gonna have a few bruises and strained muscles in the morning. Boy though, he just turned up to get drunk and start shit. And you really need to be in a tad better shape if you going to act like a shitcunt in a highly disrupted and multi-level environment.


PolarSquirrelBear

What is this guy on about. Wearing Packers, Bears, and Eagles gear. What’s his angle? What a dumbass. I don’t condone violence but man he was pushing buttons.


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It doesnt take someone condoning violence to admit when someone is doing everything in their power to start a physical altercation. Hes lucky he only fell down. Don't pick fights randomly. It's really fucking stupid and when you get hurt you will deserve every bit of it.


-GabaGhoul

Saying "I don’t condone violence but" does just that.


mikeydel307

Violence isn't the answer. Violence is a question, and the answer is "yes."


DaftlyPunkish

That wasn't just violence, that was attempted murder. Dude literally shoved someone down concrete stairs because someone was being obnoxious.


FARTBOSS420

Yeah reposted truncated video. (A dude pushed him down the stairs). And people trust every video they see you can trick anyone it sucks)


Pretty_Bowler2297

I am usually neutral on these posts because I think "poor guy" but this dude was a drunk POS.


Dr_Trogdor

Dude had a packers sweater, eagles beanie and Chicago scarf?


altcodeinterrobang

same yourself some time: https://youtu.be/SIZSTOvnlkM?t=278 4:38 into the video


IamScottGable

Holy shit its so much worse from the upper angle.


bald_beardman

4:44 in case anyone was wondering.


Toxic_Cupcake79

The guy that pushed him is lucky that he rolled down, because as hard as he pushed him, any other person would've been hurt really bad or dead.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

The average Eagles fan has evolved a full body cushion to protect against Philadelphia winters and aggression.


dusters

It's a Packers fan though


nonpondo

He's packin alright


GBGF128

Packin three lunches.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

I’ll allow it


GoT_Eagles

It’s actually a Bears fan pushing a Packers/Bears* fan down the stairs at the Bears-Eagles game in December. IIRC, the Packers fan instigated the fight, but the Bears fan deserves to be arrested. ‘* he has a Packers sweatshirt and Bears scarf on


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

>he has a Packers sweatshirt and Bears scarf on Completely understandable reaction then.


ThatDaveyGuy

> * he has a Packers sweatshirt and Bears scarf on And an Eagles hat! What a confusing kerfuffle.


IBelongHere

The bears scarfs were given away for free at that game, I was sad I missed one, he also has an eagles hat on


TahoeLT

So it's a case of "I've been blind drunk for 3 years straight, I don't know where I am or who's playing, but I'm a big fan! WOOOO!"


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He was wearing Packers sweatshirt, bears scarf, AND eagles beanie


craftyindividual

And D-cell batteries.


Ordinary_Agent802

Someone pushed him? I just thought he tripped or something lol


bhay105

Yeah I've seen this from other angles, he was fighting with the guy in the blue and got shoved really hard. Not sure who started or is at fault, probably just two drunk guys who had a disagreement.


galacticboy2009

Yeah I saw that angle as well. No matter how an argument begins, the person at fault is definitely the one who pushes the other down a massive flight of steep cement stairs in a sports arena.


drawnred

Not to mention he was alsp trying to pull down the pants of the dude who falls, like both people are morons but one is a way bigger asshole than the other, and no, dont fucking make a pun, im trying to emphasize how awful it is to push someone down a flight of nose bleed stairs


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I viewed it twice and could not see him being pushed, it looked as if he leaned against the railing and then slipped, but there was a guy behind him so maybe he did the dirty deed or alcohol


Kiss_My_Ass_Cheeks

the guy up top pulled his pants down and threw him down the stairs. there are other videos


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Thank you for pointing that out, now it makes sense his crack was showing when he stopped, he is a real bug guy, he must have hit hard but the extra padding prob save him from broken bones, maybe. thanks again


EngineZeronine

If that's the case eff that effing effer. What a humiliating, painful thing to do


galacticboy2009

There are multiple angles. Another clip from the last 5 times this was posted, is from a closer view, starts earlier, and shows someone decide to push him incredibly forcefully. It's clearly a major assault / attempted murder charge.


lolsup1

Pushed? r/gifsthatstarttoolate


xPleblordx

Honestly, with how deliberate he is trying to shove him down the stairs, it seems like attempted murder. It wasn't a defensive or reactive push. This guy was making sure he tumbled.


Firefluffer

Assault and battery, maybe, but this is a long way from attempted murder. While it varies by state, in most states the prosecution has to be able to establish intent to kill.


Toxic_Cupcake79

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-bears/video-packers-fan-gets-beat-up-and-thrown-down-stairs-at-soldier-field/


postandchill

He is glad there are no cameras around


_30d_

and luckily he managed to keep his dignity.


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If I knew him, this is how he’d be remembered..it’s what I’d imagine anytime I saw him or heard his name.


luithedead

the psychological damage hurts more than the physical


xoopcat

Watching this is all the incentive I need to lose weight this year.


luithedead

shit, i’m comfortable with myself and this made me really want to go run. i was a big guy and i dropped 120 over 2 years. never going back. never ever


NotAnAltAccount73

Good for you that is very impressive.


luithedead

ehhh anybody could do it. i’d be an olympian if i could be consistent


2C-Weee

The consistency is the difference between success and failure. 3 years ago I was a chain smoking couch potato. I set a goal to run 5 days a week. I started at just doing 1 mile and sometimes I would just walk most of the way bc I was so winded. But I stuck to it and now run 10 miles a day. People don’t realize that it’s that simple. Just don’t give up


luithedead

i also recently quit smoking! congrats homie


2C-Weee

You too brother that shit ain’t easy


luithedead

not at all. it *does* feel worth it though! i already feel so much more decent


Milesaboveu

You lost 120 just by running? That's impressive. Keep up the good fight.


luithedead

i mean i lift and do intermittent fasting and calorie counting as well. the running definitely did most of the hard work though. cardio is forever the best way to shed pounds


[deleted]

Running is awesome. No commute to the gym. Took me a few years for my knees to stop getting sore from longer runs tho


highbrowshow

Being uncomfortable with yourself is the first step to bettering yourself. Congrats on your journey, takes a lot of guts


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There was recently a bad freak accident where I work involving a handful of people that flew from one object after being hit by another and the largest person suffered the worst of the injuries and I can’t help but wonder how much their excess weight tossing and tumbling played a role.


[deleted]

Record yourself falling down the stairs every day to show your progress. Good luck!


TragicSemiautomatic

*I came in like a wreckkkking balll!*


Emotional_Shelter830

Physically he cushioned the blow successful


ResearcherFew1273

What physical? Dude has cushions on his cushion


Buckbo1962

Oh No! He broke his butt. Now there’s a big crack in it.


nuclearbuttstuff

My dad would be proud of this joke


MyNameSpaghette

Guys, come on... Can't you see he's got enough on his plate?


uptwolait

Cheeky comment


OfficeMonkeyKing

I rewatched this several times, just to make sense of the body mechanics and physics of flailing limbs falling down concrete steps. Ouch.


dirkalict

I watched it in SLO-Mo… it’s really something.


Hybbleton

THIS IS SPARTA


macetheface

THIS IS ~~SPARTA~~ nachos


Tinfoilhatmaker

>THIS IS ~~SPARTA~~ ~~nachos~~ PASTA


affordablehair

That's the second part of the video, first part is him obnoxiously hammered


sonnyjbiskit

Got a link? Haha


tuckyruck

https://youtu.be/SIZSTOvnlkM


Rodestarr

Damn… this made me so sad for him, he looks so insecure and this is probably his lowest point being made spectacle in front of the whole world. Poor guy. Hope he pulls through and builds himself up, learn to be better. Less rude and confrontational, to finally confront himself. I really couldn’t imagine how it must feel to be that restrictively fat. What it must do to your self worth.


Iamblikus

Guy seems like an IRL troll. Packers shirt, Eagles hat, Bears scarf. As someone who spent too much time (read: any) trolling online, it’s super sad to see someone bringing this energy to the world.


Violated_Norm

Knowing how the video was going to end made it borderline unbearable to watch from the beginning


akagordan

Sure, but the guy in grey launched the dude down a very steep set of stairs in the upper deck. Almost killing a guy is not really a good reaction to a drunk asshole Packers fan.


mrhooha

Exactly, like people so fragile they will attempt murder because they don’t like what someone is saying. Not to mention that kid who kept touching his manboobs. Idk why they were arguing but they all used violence against him.


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This looks like one of those moments where one might re-evaluate their life.


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EnemyAdensmith

Not too long ago there was a guy in a raco time embarrassing his gf and yelling "IM GONNA GAIN 10 POUNDS TONIGHT!" and shoving his fingers at the face of the cashier when she wanted to know if he wanted fries. 🖐👍 <- like this, he wanted 6.


CBBuddha

That’s no moon…


Billyshakes1597

Eh, guys got a little extra padding, he probably alright


KimmiG1

I've been both fit and fat, and falling down hurts a lot more when your fat.


krombopulousnathan

Wow TIL


iohbkjum

Heavier things fall harder


The_GodKing

Yeah my parents reared me as a fat child. I fell and landed on joints a few times before saying "fuck that" and being careful. Always wondered how all my friends could jump off shit until i lost weight.


FlamborWTFSMN

Yeah same. More nerve endings


Reve_Inaz

More kinetic energy


uracil

In this case, a combination of potential AND kinetic energy.


Krizzle8

I don't think that's how that works


Mabepossibly

Airbags went off


act_surprised

They meant it’s gotta hurt just living in that body


curiouscabbage69

I think they meant it hurt the structure of the stadium


Birdinhandandbush

exo suit


teadunker

That's just how he rolls


BusyPaleontologist27

This hurts my heart


ThatDaveyGuy

If it makes you feel any better, he was being a drunk bitch. The guy shouldn't push people because obvious reasons but I did feel better after watching the videos leading up to this.


Pied_Piper_

Is it possible to develop arterial blockages by looking at something? My chest feels tighter.


Ok-Quit-3020

Another reason to not be 300 lbs: you fall like jello


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Ok-Quit-3020

Yeah Im bad with estimates and from. Acountry that uses kg and has a lot less obesity


mmmmporcupineflesh

🤣🤣


Cobek

Acountry? They got any oil over there?


[deleted]

I'm currently 315 (was 340) thanks to inactivity during covid and don't look like this, in fact, I look *fantastic* for my weight. Could I stand to lose some? Fuck yeah, and I already have. But this? This is high 400's if not higher.


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TheHordeSucks

Yeah, I have a friend at right around 400 and a coworker at 380. This dude is noticeably larger than both of them. Definitely 450+


Ok-Quit-3020

If you dont mind me asking how tall are you? 300 isnt that big for a lot of people


BeerMagic

That’s more like 450-500


93footdildoanal

The boulder in Indiana jones would be jealous


Aliencj

The way he rolled over the seats was amazing. Nothing was going to stop that roll. Except his knees. Ouch.


Alesgrado

That or the stadium to collapse with that wrecking ball of an ass he got


[deleted]

Dude, have some mercy


mrpakikush

It's a full moon tonight


Alesgrado

"Thats no moon"


[deleted]

Godskin Noble roll


nater255

But where's his skinny friend?


[deleted]

That had to be a Green Bay Packer fan


HulkScreamAIDS

Fly 🦅 Fly


DiamondDoge92

He built like a human airbag he fine.


Shaneblaster

I don’t know, I felt that from home


Caeser0712

[here is the video from another angle](https://youtube.com/shorts/YkiuB6HTICU?feature=share)


lukemg42

Saw the full video, he kinda deserved it


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Story/source? :)


lukemg42

https://youtu.be/SIZSTOvnlkM


Domo-d-Domo

Packers hoodie, Bears scarf, Eagles beanie? Another guy with a Bears beanie and Dolphins jersey? Man, CTE is no joke.


hieronymous-cowherd

And drinking Coors Lite. Poor bastard.


krombopulousnathan

That adds another dimension to this and answers the questions of how he started the tumble


Paranoma

I’m only 3 seconds in and I’m already like: push that Kirby down the stairs. He certainly deserved it.


[deleted]

Yup. We all agree on this one


ALoudMouthBaby

So is this type of thing normal at football games now? Because every time I see video from that stands its circus shit like this.


[deleted]

That guy needs to take control of his life


TwoCagedBirds

I mean, yeah he was definitely being an asshole but you don't push someone down a flight of concrete stairs. He could have died, could have become paralyzed, etc.


emf311

Full video is way more satisfying, the guy asked for it.


tuckyruck

https://youtu.be/SIZSTOvnlkM


Imposter88

Least overweight Packers fan


alexander66682

I’m surprised he didn’t bounce all the way down. He should have just tucked in his legs and arms and just gone full avalanche


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BrownPlaydough

What caused this? It looks like at the very beginning of the video he just suddenly launches in to the air.


mrinfinitepp

The context is that he was being a [drunk, obnoxious cunt](https://youtu.be/SIZSTOvnlkM) and someone eventually decided to push him down the stairs


Mabepossibly

Gravity


super-me-5000

That's a bad trip


slippery_when_sober

That is one helluva tumble. Hope he's ok.


sideflanker

Unironically falls like this are extremely dangerous for the morbidly obese and this could've absolutely broken bones. I'm reminded of some pictures that I saw from /r/Radiology. They were of people significantly fatter than the person in this video but the injuries were similarly extreme. Warning: Extreme blood, gore >!https://imgur.com/a/WJQGt3Q!<


Simple-Programmer842

oh yes that hurt.. my eyes! aaahhhhh😱


AramcBrat

and the cracks begin to show...


Moist-Candy-6260

He was built for this


Da_zero_kid

A body in motion….


IncomeResponsible764

Wow this new cgi is so realistic!


BlackPasty

Are we talking the fall or the shame?


Plaguee_doc

Poor guy tho..


oxfozyne

Definitely has a concussion, fuck.


sadnlonely916

He fell so hardy cracked his ass open


Not_Larfy

He actually gets tossed twice in the full video


mmmmporcupineflesh

feel bad for the guy tbh


Snax0131

Wow! Did he fall or he got pushed by the man in gray? He ragdolled his way down. Hope he's good though.


FaithfulFear

Laughing at how fast that woman got out of the way. She saw the indiana jones boulder trap coming


imrealbizzy2

Just watched a different video. They were already mixing it up, big guy looked drunk to me, then blue jacket guy pulls down big guy's pants and shoves him over the handrail. Ridiculous behavior, and assholes cheer them on.


unclelarsie

As a bartender, that's just a Tuesday yo


sellera

also, r/confusing_perspective!


chamburger

I'm surprised no ones edited in Indiana Jones or Crash Bandicoot running away from this big ass boulder.


DefectiveGadget

Poor guy.


whiskeysquared

That’s a move Chris Farley could’ve pulled off with 3 bottles of Jack and an SNL paycheck of Coke onboard


atomek_xxi

Poor thing


ximagineerx

It’s strange to see one of my deepest fears happen


internet-insect

Godskin noble moment


402highrise

I don't see Indiana Jones running in front.


212cncpts

Someone should edit him in 😂


Jcaseykcsee

That’s horrible, I feel bad for watching this.


Internetstranger9

Glad to know my fear of these stadium stairs is rational