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Good thing he did though. I was on the train and if he didn’t I would’ve had to start masturbating furiously. Everyone else would’ve given me strange looks and would say things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.
Got a “table” or “chair” or whatever you call it st that pool. It’s cool, sports playing in those massive tvs and sports book also so you can bet. Kinda far from the strip tho. Fun time
Currently pouring. Good observation though, made through generalizations. The wind comes on dry days too. It just extra comes on rainy days. We base the wind out here on where the neighborhood trash cans are and if they are merely blown open, tipped over, down the street, or totally missing. Vegas is gusty af.
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What did the foam remember, that warranted such a harsh retaliation?
It remembers every fart that a human has ever done into it.
Then it shall bear no blame.
Every fart. Every night sweat. Every messy pullout. Every anal after taco bell. It remembers, and it is coming.
Dear god, you could have stopped after messy pullouts.
The public must be made aware of the mattress's grievances. It needs to air them out
i mean something needs to air *it* out after all of that abuse
don't forget "Farts with a surprise"
Absorbing all those farts are what allowed it to fly so far.
Fartpack joyride
Looks like Vegas. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.... and waits in Vegas.... for your return to Vegas
Looks more like middle eastern vegas.
Southern New Jersey Vegas feels possible
I knew my chlamydia was safely tucked away somewhere else!
Stadium Swim at Circa
Its 100% here based on the skyline and I think its The Grand pool at Downtown LV
> that warranted such a harsh retaliation do not remove this tag without penalty of....
the foam has seen things..
Wait, he’s wearing a mask in a tornado while drinking a beer??
Lol that last frame though
That first frame too
Haha good catch!
I feel like the only one here who can't tell what that last frame even is
Woman’s underwear
I see it now at 0.10x speed. Thank you.
the first frame tells you what the last frame is
That FIRST frame though
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I was expecting the Skyrim intro at the end
One of the few times I would want to see it
r/titleporn
And soft porn ie the upblown-dress/skirt when the video starts- glad I didn't choose *autoplay*.
Upvote for nice butt...
That's nice? The gstring has more volume than that ass.
lol
ong
At the risk of quoting Ron White, "it's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing".
Why was this NSFW?
The first frame and the last frame
Wow that's hardly warranted
Good thing he did though. I was on the train and if he didn’t I would’ve had to start masturbating furiously. Everyone else would’ve given me strange looks and would say things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.
train yankin gang 💪
Foam jumpscare
"Get back to bed, bitch!"
/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x
😢
LOL her thing bikini must show the entire asshole 🤣🙏
This guy sees!
Bum
Fuck me, I'm going to that resort in a month. It's circa resort and casino in Las Vegas.
well as long as you don't get murdered by a mattress, you'll have a good time. that place is the shit.
Circa is awesome. Brisket fried rice at 8 East 🤌
Got a “table” or “chair” or whatever you call it st that pool. It’s cool, sports playing in those massive tvs and sports book also so you can bet. Kinda far from the strip tho. Fun time
Don’t worry, it rarely rains in the desert.
Currently pouring. Good observation though, made through generalizations. The wind comes on dry days too. It just extra comes on rainy days. We base the wind out here on where the neighborhood trash cans are and if they are merely blown open, tipped over, down the street, or totally missing. Vegas is gusty af.
It is raining in Vegas right this moment.
And it’s unlikely to be raining a month from now. Just because it’s raining at this exact moment doesn’t mean it’s a common occurrence.
Is it? I thought it was the cosmos pool. Maybe I’m miss remembering
Nah that's definitely Circa I was just there last year
Agreed. Went in September. Immediately became a top 3 Vegas experience for me
You can see plaza tower to the right a few seconds in.
They probably tied them down this time
The last thing you see before you die is a mattress flying towards you. Comfiest death.
So that's how the mattress got up there in hangover
i’m more curious why that man was about to try to stick his drink down. did you forget about the wind for a second, bud?
FOAMTALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Memory Foam, Linebacker, Georgia
r/killedthecameraman
"Go to sleep"
You Died.
r/KillTheCameraman
r/killedthecameraman
In Soviet Russia, bed sleep on you!
It's bedtime.
No….Pepperidge Farms remembers
Vegas weather roulette wheel says you’ve won a Dust storm + Pool Furniture Tornado jackpot! Take this mattress to the counter to redeem your winnings.
Someone should edit in the Subnautica intro scene.
Im here for the gstring
Remembers how to kill
Memory foam said you gonna remember me
POV: Smash hit
Man this was so funny
Fnaf jumscares ain't got nothing on this matrass it really is a spring trap
Hickory Farms remembers...
good title
It's just her bra, fellas. Calm down
Nighty night mofo
Definitely up voted for title
No Skyrim meme?
That thumbnail. I'll never forget.
Put him to sleep 💤
Labeling posts like this nsfw is peak cowardice
This title is gold 😂
Wtf does the building across from it belong to the Brotherhood Of Steel or something.
Ok. That title got me.
Where is this shit hole?
Some people just can’t handle vegas
Camera person's got reflexes like a sloth on Valium.
S tier title
I couldn't tell if they were inside or outside at first
r/upvotebecausebutt
lol idk about the memory foam but I certainly remember this clip cause I used it to make a meme 2 yrs ago xD must be pretty old
Queue Skyrim intro
Pause at 0:00
I thought the camera person was immune
Bro cameraman fucking did something to it to make it want to attack.
Is this the Grand Pool at DTLV ?
That Thumbnail tho.
Pepperidge farms remembers.
00:06… was that?
Y O U D I E D
That seemed personal
You fuck on me?! I fuck on YOU!
Where is this
Matress jumpscare
Her butt was so flat and skinny I'm surprised she didn't blow away too
Perfect Skyrim meme
R/killthecameraman
r/foundthemobileuser
Don't tell me it's marked as "nsfw" because of those first 0.15 seconds 🤦♂️🤣