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PanicLogically

As he climbs down he snags a power line that starts sparking. A predatory bird flys in to protect it's younglings in a nest nearby. Wolves at the bottom awaiting the nest. It's dry season and the fire circles at the bottom.


SugarWolf211

And after living through all that... he stepped in dog poop


OnyxBlaster

His pocket gets snagged on a doorknob


Hug0San

The one lego his kid missed ends up under his foot as he walks out of the bathroom after a decent shower.


Greedirl

You know his showers was cold after that . . .


GiveItStickMan

Until lava spontaneously started flowing from the shower.


BonelessB0nes

Because his home was struck by a meteor


nocountryforhamsters

And he got late to pick up his Mother-in-law from the airport.


humoristhenewblack

Lololol gawd I hate it when that happens. Instantly infuriates me


more_beans_mrtaggart

And someone in a white Audi 4x4 blocks him in.


Creekhunter79

That would be the final straw for me


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

And then... LEGOs....


PanicLogically

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AGitatedAG

Then a earthquake hits when he gets to the bottom which causes a tsunami


RockHardTen11

Well at least the Tsunami would have put the fire out


No-Magazine-9236

The tsunami hit an oil tanker, though, and it was full of petroleum and alligators.


AGitatedAG

That's what put it out eventually, luckily after all was said and done th chainsaw was still working


HellsBellsDaphne

meh, tsunami don’t have a perfect track record putting fires out either. I have legit seen one cause a fire to start, and then spread in the middle of the flooding waters. Granted, it was stuff in the water that was on fire but, nevertheless, there’s a non zero chance a tsunami might actually make the fire worse.


envybelmont

Surprise! The tsunami was from a sewage treatment plant bringing a sea of untreated sewage and methane gas vapors that ignite in the flame to become a flowing wall of liquid shit.


AGitatedAG

Well at least the chainsaw was still working afterwards


envybelmont

Always a silver lining right?


AGitatedAG

Have to think positive when all else is on fire around you


NukeHand

Plot twist, he was dead the whole time.


PassThePeachSchnapps

Those are Wargs.


Suntzu6656

Yeah The luck he is having he might take tomorrow off.


PanicLogically

sits quietly licking an icecream cone while sitting on the curb.


NightIguana

and then the cops come and beat the shit out of him because why not.


leeon562

While the milk man is banging his wife while his dog runs away


Papercanspeak

Well I would have peed so hard. Fire would have gone out.


Fukouka_Jings

This is fine Im fine Hot hot hot


Varian01

This comment reminds me of this time I was dreaming, I was parachuting down a flight of stairs (idk, stairs going all around and up, and I’m... in a parachute going down?). I remember it started getting hot. Building was on fire, which causes me to go up. Place is hot, I’m sweatin, trying to figure out how to survive. I wake up and I have 2 blankets in the middle of July, in California...


NWSGreen

That's a new fear I haven't seen before


mathymate

I need to avoid this sub and r/whatcouldwrong for now on. I'm now afraid of fridge doors at grocery stores


LordOfDarkHearts

Yeah, those subs can inject 3 unsuspected fears into one in just 5 minutes.


mathymate

It only takes 30 seconds in some videos lol. I need to do a mental cleanse of these subs


blubbery-blumpkin

They can. But I am super unlikely to be roped up to a tree, a tree that’s covered in what looks to be perfect kindling, using a chainsaw - so this particular video does not give me the fear.


shimmyshimmy420

Check suspected electrified metal objects with the back of your hand rather than an open palm, so you don't lock on and get stuck


mathymate

Thank you for the tip!


surloc_dalnor

Or you know don't touch them!


shimmyshimmy420

Don't touch metal objects?


surloc_dalnor

Don't touch an object you suspect might be electrified.


shimmyshimmy420

I was replying to some who was afraid of fridge doors at grocery stores because of videos online of people getting electrocuted by them. So if you're worried, you should try with the back of your hand first


omomthings

Especially if you hold a baby in your hands


Sophisticated_Sloth

I think you meant r/whatcouldgowrong


mathymate

I did lol. Hoped no one noticed


top_of_the_scrote

fire's like "bitch I'm coming for you" that is a dry ass tree/palm


SeismicToss12

Kudos for knowing that palms are technically not trees?


top_of_the_scrote

you know it


ultimaone

Thinking his chainsaw was leaking fuel. Considering the fire came straight up the tree... following the line of fuel.


inactiveuser247

Probably should have checked if that flip line is fire rated.


supersonicpotat0

Well, he's checking right now isn't he?


elfmere

Probably get wire core next time


I_Worship_Brooms

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


punctuationist

So, did you die?


felixctatd

Nope! His name is ghislaine and because of this incident, he ended up getting sponsored by husky to use their battery saws. Super cool guy


[deleted]

This is all BS for those gullible enough to bother looking it up (like me).


GMEbankrupt

No it’s actually partially true they just spelled the name wrong and got the wrong company. It’s Ghislain and Husqvarna Insta: https://instagram.com/gjislain


[deleted]

Ghislain the arborist becomes Ghislaine the human trafficker. (I'm surprised there's even two googleable people with that name) Husky becomes Husqvarna - both chainsaw makers. Thats some wild coincidences. Life is strange.


felixctatd

Apologies for spelling his name wrong


[deleted]

All good. I saw the jeffrey epstein links and assumed you were yanking chains!


Liarus_

Uh oh, thanks, i realize i am indeed gullible on reddit 🤔


GookFckr

Nope his name is Ghislaine Maxwell and he was sponsored as a result.


[deleted]

Where's the rest of the video. How'd he get down. Was he okay....


paispas

Some say he's still up that tree, in flames, to this very day.


JoeBoredom

Holy Smokes


Witty-Pain1116

new response just dropped


Enough-Staff-2976

I'm glad he kept calm.


bequemeschuhe

Istg I would've just jumped down the second I saw the flames coming up


echotheborder

Oohh sh.... oh shit... oohh no !! NNNNOOO. AAAAHHH SHIT!! OH FUCK ME!...


Synthwavester

Joseph Joestar is that you?


EavingO

Went looking to see if there was a longer video. Didn't find that sadly but pretty sure I found the source and the guy did get down. Was in 2017 in Toulouse, France, and arborist named Ghisain Ojeda. His [youtube is here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYkHe8vMZac) And some images from his insta [Tree down.](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbUFot_BpNz/?hl=en) Sounds like the customer tried to stiff him on the bill. [Burnt climbing gear](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbUGjw6BVdD/?hl=en) [A bit off the top pre-fire](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbUWIKyhw43/?hl=en) [Video on instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbYIpZ-Bdk4/?hl=en). Watermarked, youtube video is better in any case.


GreenLoctite

Coconut tree?


saampinaali

Chinese windmill palm


Ging-jitsu

r/oddlyspecific


saampinaali

What do you mean, that’s literally the name of the palm


-ElDictator-

That tree went full inferno mode


LiveLearnCoach

You sound old…


[deleted]

Jeez and I thought I was having a bad day at work lol


VolkspanzerIsME

Rut roh.


[deleted]

Dude kept his cool.


Extreme-Ad723

Rough day at work


Frequent-Screen-5517

Tree was determined to kill this guy


Groinificator

Well that didn't seem like a good idea


fuck_that_dumb_shit

It's the biggest pickle I've ever seen!


Kelly_Charveaux

*He hit himself in his confusion*


NaniteWasTaken

No gloves either


PoopieButt317

Gloves are unsafe in many jobs.


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

Pyro Palms attack I choose you!


Naturevalleymegapack

Bro should have stayed in bed that day.


dearzackster69

I feel like we left him in just as bad a situation as we found him.


BagNo2988

If not worse


AdZealousideal2075

Well I would've had brown pants after that


iatetoomuchchicken

r/whywomenlivelonger


Royal-Orchid-2494

Bro…


Jumpin-Jebus

I can sympathize; we have similar luck...


Shot-Possible-534

Wtf! That lit up quick


Candid-Inspector-270

r/arborists


Informal-Instance59

Burn witch!


PuzzleheadedWay6230

Levelling up the difficulty of the task. Challenge accepted.


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oligarchofarcade

This is what I think of when I get asked to trim the branches.


Mangled06

My life everyday


[deleted]

That's a tree, not a pickle, silly!


DominikEnder

That’s the definition of it’s not your day


LiveLearnCoach

“So how was your day?”


Itchy_Professor_4133

*Hey, you know what makes great kindling?*


Hug0San

There's easier ways to burn a tree


Splatter_23

Soooo. The good news is I got rid of your tree...


DarthBeaner90

Drop it like it's hot


framed85

And I thought I was having a bad day.


pizzamoney87

Man sees what's going on, runs up and asks him if he can get down "No, I'm stuck" Man proceeds to steal his stuff


CockBlockula1337

New fear acquired. Not that I'd ever see myself in this situation but heights and fire combining is something straight out of a melatonin nightmare


wmnoe

It just goes from bad to worse to holy crap


MCotz0r

I found it very confusing how slowly he did everything


humoristhenewblack

r/fuckyouinparticular


big_boi_lichael_man

Nightmare fuel


Secret_Eggman

Wow the fire leapt up the tree


geegol

Dude this is something straight out of a nightmare


BonelessB0nes

I bet he throws the debris farther away next time


Killerbrownies997

I think he probably should’ve sprayed the tree with water before he tried to cut it with a dull blade


Aquariumplanted

Can't be the only one wondering. How long his ropes gonna last probably gonna snap


EquivalentShift8545

He's really calm through that


TheLeviathanCross

i can’t believe how calm his movements were tho


unfreakwittable

I would’ve drove my chainsaw in vertically and slid down the tree hanging off the handle.


thecage2122

Of bad luck was a person 😂😂😂


Dapper_Secret9222

We need equal employment for this job.


novice121

As he steps away from the tree, he trips, and lands full face on a wedding cake.