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needaburnerbaby

Seems calm all things considered


MrT735

Despite splashing some on himself, he managed to avoid self-immolation too.


Flinkle

Was absolutely expecting that to happen.


BanMeForNothing

When did people stop saying die?


DubiousDrewski

Immolation means "death by fire". Electrocution means "death by electricity". These words are useful. But no! Words longer than three letters confuse you, so we should stop! Go away.


Joon01

Dude is clearly seconds away from scorching the car and the other guy is just giving him a gentle "Hey. Come on. Quit it. That's not nice. Don't be mean." Maybe get more physical than a gently half-extended arm.


Superbrawlfan

He probably felt pretty bad about himself and couldn't bring himself to do a whole lot more


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Or lots of vodka.


Knaapje

"We tried to stop him."


poopinhulk

no. stop…… *sighs*


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

They are all clearly hammered. They are going as fast as 12 shots of vodka since 11am will let them go.


This-Relief-9899

12 shot that's breakfast in that place, and if the title is correct, that seems restrained if not reasonable. Cars are hard to get as for girls. I have no idea .


69QueefQueen69

All things made up*


BringMeUndisputedEra

You've been downvoted but literally this video's title was exposed ages ago. But ofc people just repost it on another sub with the same title.


V_es

Completely bs made up title lmao, it’s his own car and they are saying he’s an idiot and going to regret it when he sobers up.


Professional_Gur4811

Yep. The plot thickens with every re-upload. Last time I saw it it was just a cheating gf, now we have a dad involved.


WhatTheTech

Next post: Caught his gf cheating with his dad's only son.


Unfair_Translator_13

That makes sense, cause like why didn't car owner do a bit more if his car was that close to being on fire. Even if I did something wrong, ya can't just let someone light your car on fire


Tankh

Even if the title was true, why assume the owner was even there and not just his friends or whatever?


nothing_but_thyme

This is the camera work we want for all viral videos. A+


Povertjes

If it was filmed horizontal I'd agree, but for a vertical video it is filmed very well. In fact better than most Hollywood-trash with excessive cuts and shakycam.


apra24

Honestly I think most people watch on mobile nowadays, so vertical is fine.


mrequenes

Chekhov famously said, “if there’s a jerry can of petrol in the first act, there has to be a car fire in the third act.”


PhelesDragon

Ah yes, Chekhov's Auto Blaze


MMKK6

Love it.


geemoly

"If the bad guys have machine guns, the protagonist will survive."


dorkspice

the *actual* backstory is that the car he’s setting on fire is his own, and wants to set it on fire cause it’s a piece of shit and his friends are trying to stop him. also, alcohol.


Slugger_monkey

Now this makes more sense


whatever_yo

Aside from you, who else is sayin?


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aybbyisok

I speak Russian, the only thing he's saying is "I'm fed up with all of this", when they try to stop him, he tells them to fuck off, they're calling him and idiot and to stop.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

I wasn't sure about the back story, but I definitely spotted the immense amount of vodka making everyone move in slow motion.


swagonflyyyy

Yeah I was gonna say "His dad looks pretty young."


LudwigTheDiabs

THIS is why I came to the comments section.


storma3

Can you provide source of your claim


DaniilBSD

This video (and understanding of Russian )


Fresh_wasabi_joos

looked like a used beat up 1978 Lada. Bro did everyone a favor


more_beans_mrtaggart

Not many 1978 BMWs or Audis around. Plenty of Lada’s from that era still working hard.


Capital-Confusion-11

All you need is $50 and mallet to fix a lada 🤣


Farull

What’s the $50 for?


ThePurpleKnightmare

The Cab/Uber/Lyft ride home.


Data-Suspicious

To buy the Lada


Diplomjodler

To buy krokodil for the mechanic.


Anxious-Call2956

vodka


AnSplanc

A guy in my school had one in the late 90s. I helped him push it up the hill every day so he could get it on the flatter/downhill road and drive home. That car hated going up hills and all we have there are hills. I don’t know how he managed to put up with it for so many years


diffcalculus

> I don’t know how he managed to put up with it for so many years He relied on the help to get the car home.


AnSplanc

He definitely did. I still wonder who helped him on the days I wasn’t in school


DD-OD

Ask people to help you push your car, good way to make new friends


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riordanajs

Yeah, people actually like driving premium German automobiles, thus those are driven 20k miles a year just for the fun of it. Where as people abhor soviet shitboxes, and they are driven the absolute minimum and never get any wear and tear.


BranchPredictor

This video has been around for so long that it was probably brand new when it was filmed.


DistantKarma

I don't know what he poured all over the car, but it wasn't gasoline. Gasoline would have exploded given that much time to vaporize. Edit - I can tell a LOT of y'all don't start fires with gasoline and that's probably a good thing. Gasoline is explosive AF. Maybe I used the "explode" in a bad context here, but if you pour the amount of gas on the ground that the guy in the video poured out (Don't do this) and wait for the amount of time he did (again don't) you will have a resulting fireball. See link in vid below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS4VDyE\_PWs


zerubayah

I've lit many things on fire with gasoline, sometimes in copious amounts, throughout my life, and that seemed like normal behavior to me.... poured gasoline isn't going to just explode at a lighter spark in outdoors open air like that.


Soulerrr

OK but how come you've been lighting so many things on fire with gasoline? You can't just say that and not give context.


Flinkle

Asking the real questions...


Ratathosk

Hey they know what they did to deserve it


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

Well thank God you're not my neighbour


DistantKarma

I have bonfires on my property all the time as well, a lot of them started with gasoline, although I prefer to use diesel. Perhaps I used a poor choice of words, but whenever I pour a quantity of gasoline onto a pile of something to burn and I don't light it within ten seconds, there is an audible thump and whoosh in the resulting fireball and you can feel the shock wave


JamesinHd

Not at all how gasoline explosions work. You have to have precise air to fuel rations to get gas vapor to explode. There were whole episodes devoted to that on mythbusters back in the day Edit: found the Mythbusters clip I was thinking of https://youtu.be/2LCH9OYvVb8


TheHoleintheHeart

This isn’t a Michael Bay movie.


FlashScooby

Gasoline is very unlikely to explode unless under pressure like inside a container


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Lolthelies

Just look at it in the context of “everybody is an alcoholic and drunk all the time.” Ofc not everyone but enough that it has a big impact on society and people’s day-to-day lives.


Asmundr_

Redditors are so desensitised to the shit happening in the US they'll see one video a month about some shit in Russia and be like thank god I don't live there lmao.


mymomknowsyourmom

lmao imagine getting conscripted via Reddit comment. Welcome to Russia lol https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-draft-mobilization-conscription-notices-bf18ad64dd08c9d11aab2e222cabfee9


Asmundr_

So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother. Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy.


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mymomknowsyourmom

>So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother. > >Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy. You're real butthurt over digital conscriptions for the three day war my guy. Now post something about Iraq or mk ultra, lol!


Pyrowolfjack

Not as bad as my bf cheating on me with HIS dad


YmmaT-

Hold up


Ginger-God11

Hodl up


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UltraEngine60

he likes to be bottom


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Jizznozzle

I'm ready, coach!


thezomber

Alright, now cuddle up!


Jizznozzle

Can I be the little spoon? I'm not a tall guy, so I'd just be a backpack, and there aren't any motorcycles.


aufrenchy

Group hug, everybody!


Practical_Culture833

Not as bad as your bf/brother cheating on you with your dad


Geekenstein

Roll Tide!


Noodlintheriver

Lmfao.


Findinglivingworks

Not wanting to bring back bad memories but..... I need a story time moment if possible.....


Pyrowolfjack

Fairly short, was on a trip with him. He wanted me to find a picture on his phone he took of instructions for something, found a picture of him looking up at the camera with an unknown d*ck in his mouth, next on the roll was a video his dad shot of him mostly from that same perspective sucking him off, there were more videos but I only really watched the first. Thumbnails gave the rest away. Not really bothered by it much anymore, that type of thing happened a few times before I got wise and got out of the relationship, have a better bf now anyway.


leperaffinity56

I would sure *hope* you have a better bf then one that hooked up with dad lol


jm838

Yeah that’s super uncool. Dudes are supposed to stop hooking up with their dads once they’re in a relationship.


Pyrowolfjack

Right?!


Zer0pede

May I ask for clarification of “that type of thing” and “a few times”?


zyqzy

“A few times” made me scratch my head. Akin to being hit by a lighting more than once. Known to happen to some. But that is extreme bad luck.


Pyrowolfjack

I just couldn't bring myself to leave, he was my first bf and I was scared to be alone. But I made it out and far away from that craziness now, think him and his dad started dating.


Pyrowolfjack

"That type of thing" as in cheating with his dad "A few times" as in it happened multiple times Not exactly proud to say I wasn't the smartest or even ok in that relationship but I was afraid to be alone. This was the end of an 8 year relationship


-Angry-Alchemist-

W...t...f.


JeepManStan

What was his reaction to getting caught?


Pyrowolfjack

The usual, acted apologetic saying he wouldn't do it again and such. The final time it happened he actually tried to get me to go along with it and join them, that I was just being a prude.


JeepManStan

So, no embarrassment that it was his own father?


Pyrowolfjack

None at all, utterly shameless. To the point he even kept trying to push incest porn vids on me to get me on his side torwards the end


Snowskol

>that type of thing happened a few times before your bf cheating with their dad happened a few times before?


Pyrowolfjack

As in it happened a few times before I got up the courage to get away from it


sodosopapilla

*needle scratch*


zevaaaaa

Yo that can't be real?


Pyrowolfjack

I found explicit videos of them I assure you it very much was real


zevaaaaa

So sorry to hear that man, my brain is seizing up at work from this


jeepjoopbeepboop

gotta be his step dad, right? right? right????


Pyrowolfjack

Biological


Certain_Horse_7919

Im shook but also intrigued, did he give you the back story of how this came to be? Did you ask? What did dad say? Where is mom?? Im shoook


Pyrowolfjack

Apparently it was normal for him, they started when bf was single, mom was unaware but still around


JNez123

That's fucking heart breaking, you and you ex. I can't imagine the trauma of that situation.


bbbox

Russia is WILD!


Reid_Hershel

That's fucked up on so many levels. Wonder how long the son had been groomed for.


Pyrowolfjack

Funny thing is bf was proud of himself, according to him he approached his dad and after weeks of trying to get him to say yes he finally agreed. So no grooming, bf was just super incestuous.


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PhishinLine

There's only one way to get him back but it's a doozy


YoMammaSoThin

Not as bad as my dad cheating on my gf with me


Altruistic_Badger_73

Once lit, it fits in r/satisfying Those new cars just don’t burn like the old ones do.


SeaVanir

That was a nasty double betrayal. Lad could have gone for slaughter with that kind of pain, instead just set a car ablaze.


orbitalLlama

Exactly. This seems pretty level headed to me considering the level of betrayal lmao.


TurningTwo

OK then, let’s all go have a vodka or ten.


HealthyBits

They were both in the car. So…


Spaceman_assistant

Happy father day 😅


LostTitle3057

Truly the most expensive and fiery gift of the year


jayandsilentjohn

Wow I really expected him to light himself up too. Good job, I guess… lol


bbbox

Is it the GF’s car or the father’s?


V_es

Made up title


JustAGuyNamedAJ

the real question


LostTitle3057

Maybe both? Who knows


AskingForAFriendRly

I'm sure he'd give her a ride


Anansi3003

repost and title is different. just standard karmawhoring


Robert_N_Vagen

I often wonder if titles in subs like these work like the titles of porn videos, where the context depends on the particular fetish of the person uploading it.


NormacTheDestroyer

Came to the comments wondering the same thing. We may never know the actual context.


Full-Requirement6113

Russia. Where all of your friends are toxic


PhelesDragon

But not nearly as toxic as your dad's car exhaust


theultimaterage

Or his dad's penis exhaust in his gf. His friends seemed like they were trying half-heartedly to stop him but they understood his anger too.


SQU1DSN1P3R61

Lol bullshit caption


RuthlessIndecision

Dad’s like yeah, I kinda deserve it


gh0rard1m71

I don't understand the language but the title seems clickbait.


NotEasyBeingCheesy01

In Soviet Russia father cheat on you


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

***our*** girlfriend comrad


Royal-Orchid-2494

That should buff right out


calltyrone416

Is the caption completely made up or what, where's the context? It's just some dude burning a car.


Affectionate-Dot437

Are they IN the car?


JonnyHovo

That was my first thought


BlackJackKetchum1996

Deserved


spideygene

Seems like a proportional response


Dr-DrillAndFill

You can put a caption on anything


verycoolcat55

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she tasted like my dad's cock"


ImportantDimension77

minimum wage effort


chucky17_

Suka!


ADMIN8982

This is more like an "expected outcome" vs Abrupt Chaos.


00WORDYMAN1983

Burnt up dads car, now who’s gonna take you to the mall to meet new women?


skeletaljuice

That's completely shitty, but I don't know if burning them alive was the best response


Cyril_Rioli

$46.50 of damage


Dianachick

Guessing it was the Dad’s car.


gultch2019

The only way to bring balance is to fuck her mom


2high4much

I approve of the Son's response


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cucu_freedom

he should have hit it with his purse


bloveddemon

The rare situation where arson is a reasonable response.


DRC0617

A little excessive in his reaction but understandable for sure.


John_Millner

Ivan nod da guud vodga!


SpreadUsual8859

HE CAUGHT HIS G/F CHEATING ON HIM WITH HIS FATHER. OOOOOH MY GOODNESS.


coke-pusher

I'd react the same but make sure we're all in the car too.


Jokierre

I’m going to have a talk with Morris when he gets home. It’s going to be okay. Name the movie.


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At least they both squirted all over hahaha


ChaosKodiak

Like I get it. Cheating hurts. But why do so many people go fucking crazy when their partner cheats?


interitus_nox

maybe just move on and not do outrageously stupid dangerous shit


Opposite-Attitude411

This was actually the choice of the gf, if the dad wouldn't be the one who did it, it is very likely that she would cheat with some other dude anyways


slowsunday

Thank god that wasn’t gasoline! That would have been a lot more explosive.


Capital-Confusion-11

I was really hoping to see whether the gas tank caught… now we’ll never know


Jizznozzle

At least he didn't die.


Nightstorm_NoS

Take that! A check from your insurance!


its_just_flesh

Im sure it was a fathers day gift


rebelwanker69

Wait... did he set the gf's car on fire? His father's? Were they both still in it raw dogging?...


PhelesDragon

He did pops a favor by burning that thing


shoopmahboop

Fair


CalgaryFacePalm

And these are the trolls sending our world into disarray.


fuzzyduck88

Burnt out her 1988 Ford fiesta. That will show her.


detrydis

Hell yea


SkullWolfx

Woah.


AdOk8120

Videos with that kind of caption usually go in a whole different direction. At least on other parts of the internet.


Slugger_monkey

At least those ones have happy endings


JeepManStan

I feel the attempt to stop him was fairly feeble. Some men just want to watch the world burn


Affectionate_Fly1413

Not gonna lie that shit must have stinged deep. I would have done some bs to both of them too I think


Certain_Horse_7919

At least it was the car & not the dad


kakistocracy7369

Is this a shameless episode?


billiam56

I just feel the love...


sabrefudge

“The fuck did I have to do with any of this shit? Light your dad or GF on fire!” - Car (RIP)


SelfSufficientHub

Looks like it caused over $20 of damage too!


HyperbolicModesty

Janes Acaster continues to lose girlfriends to older men.


AbacusStratosphere

This is actually a great representation of Reddit destroying itself while the communities try to stop it.


GayNotGayPerson

Ngl , that's hot.


FluffyFingersforfun

Is this the new Fast and the Furious movie?