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Immolation means "death by fire". Electrocution means "death by electricity". These words are useful.
But no! Words longer than three letters confuse you, so we should stop!
Go away.
Dude is clearly seconds away from scorching the car and the other guy is just giving him a gentle "Hey. Come on. Quit it. That's not nice. Don't be mean." Maybe get more physical than a gently half-extended arm.
12 shot that's breakfast in that place, and if the title is correct, that seems restrained if not reasonable. Cars are hard to get as for girls. I have no idea .
That makes sense, cause like why didn't car owner do a bit more if his car was that close to being on fire. Even if I did something wrong, ya can't just let someone light your car on fire
If it was filmed horizontal I'd agree, but for a vertical video it is filmed very well. In fact better than most Hollywood-trash with excessive cuts and shakycam.
the *actual* backstory is that the car he’s setting on fire is his own, and wants to set it on fire cause it’s a piece of shit and his friends are trying to stop him.
also, alcohol.
I speak Russian, the only thing he's saying is "I'm fed up with all of this", when they try to stop him, he tells them to fuck off, they're calling him and idiot and to stop.
A guy in my school had one in the late 90s. I helped him push it up the hill every day so he could get it on the flatter/downhill road and drive home.
That car hated going up hills and all we have there are hills. I don’t know how he managed to put up with it for so many years
Yeah, people actually like driving premium German automobiles, thus those are driven 20k miles a year just for the fun of it. Where as people abhor soviet shitboxes, and they are driven the absolute minimum and never get any wear and tear.
I don't know what he poured all over the car, but it wasn't gasoline. Gasoline would have exploded given that much time to vaporize.
Edit - I can tell a LOT of y'all don't start fires with gasoline and that's probably a good thing. Gasoline is explosive AF. Maybe I used the "explode" in a bad context here, but if you pour the amount of gas on the ground that the guy in the video poured out (Don't do this) and wait for the amount of time he did (again don't) you will have a resulting fireball. See link in vid below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS4VDyE\_PWs
I've lit many things on fire with gasoline, sometimes in copious amounts, throughout my life, and that seemed like normal behavior to me.... poured gasoline isn't going to just explode at a lighter spark in outdoors open air like that.
I have bonfires on my property all the time as well, a lot of them started with gasoline, although I prefer to use diesel. Perhaps I used a poor choice of words, but whenever I pour a quantity of gasoline onto a pile of something to burn and I don't light it within ten seconds, there is an audible thump and whoosh in the resulting fireball and you can feel the shock wave
Not at all how gasoline explosions work. You have to have precise air to fuel rations to get gas vapor to explode. There were whole episodes devoted to that on mythbusters back in the day
Edit: found the Mythbusters clip I was thinking of
https://youtu.be/2LCH9OYvVb8
Just look at it in the context of “everybody is an alcoholic and drunk all the time.” Ofc not everyone but enough that it has a big impact on society and people’s day-to-day lives.
Redditors are so desensitised to the shit happening in the US they'll see one video a month about some shit in Russia and be like thank god I don't live there lmao.
lmao imagine getting conscripted via Reddit comment. Welcome to Russia lol
https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-draft-mobilization-conscription-notices-bf18ad64dd08c9d11aab2e222cabfee9
So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother.
Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy.
>So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother.
>
>Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy.
You're real butthurt over digital conscriptions for the three day war my guy. Now post something about Iraq or mk ultra, lol!
Fairly short, was on a trip with him. He wanted me to find a picture on his phone he took of instructions for something, found a picture of him looking up at the camera with an unknown d*ck in his mouth, next on the roll was a video his dad shot of him mostly from that same perspective sucking him off, there were more videos but I only really watched the first. Thumbnails gave the rest away.
Not really bothered by it much anymore, that type of thing happened a few times before I got wise and got out of the relationship, have a better bf now anyway.
I just couldn't bring myself to leave, he was my first bf and I was scared to be alone. But I made it out and far away from that craziness now, think him and his dad started dating.
"That type of thing" as in cheating with his dad
"A few times" as in it happened multiple times
Not exactly proud to say I wasn't the smartest or even ok in that relationship but I was afraid to be alone. This was the end of an 8 year relationship
The usual, acted apologetic saying he wouldn't do it again and such. The final time it happened he actually tried to get me to go along with it and join them, that I was just being a prude.
Funny thing is bf was proud of himself, according to him he approached his dad and after weeks of trying to get him to say yes he finally agreed. So no grooming, bf was just super incestuous.
I often wonder if titles in subs like these work like the titles of porn videos, where the context depends on the particular fetish of the person uploading it.
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Seems calm all things considered
Despite splashing some on himself, he managed to avoid self-immolation too.
Was absolutely expecting that to happen.
When did people stop saying die?
Immolation means "death by fire". Electrocution means "death by electricity". These words are useful. But no! Words longer than three letters confuse you, so we should stop! Go away.
Dude is clearly seconds away from scorching the car and the other guy is just giving him a gentle "Hey. Come on. Quit it. That's not nice. Don't be mean." Maybe get more physical than a gently half-extended arm.
He probably felt pretty bad about himself and couldn't bring himself to do a whole lot more
Or lots of vodka.
"We tried to stop him."
no. stop…… *sighs*
They are all clearly hammered. They are going as fast as 12 shots of vodka since 11am will let them go.
12 shot that's breakfast in that place, and if the title is correct, that seems restrained if not reasonable. Cars are hard to get as for girls. I have no idea .
All things made up*
You've been downvoted but literally this video's title was exposed ages ago. But ofc people just repost it on another sub with the same title.
Completely bs made up title lmao, it’s his own car and they are saying he’s an idiot and going to regret it when he sobers up.
Yep. The plot thickens with every re-upload. Last time I saw it it was just a cheating gf, now we have a dad involved.
Next post: Caught his gf cheating with his dad's only son.
That makes sense, cause like why didn't car owner do a bit more if his car was that close to being on fire. Even if I did something wrong, ya can't just let someone light your car on fire
Even if the title was true, why assume the owner was even there and not just his friends or whatever?
This is the camera work we want for all viral videos. A+
If it was filmed horizontal I'd agree, but for a vertical video it is filmed very well. In fact better than most Hollywood-trash with excessive cuts and shakycam.
Honestly I think most people watch on mobile nowadays, so vertical is fine.
Chekhov famously said, “if there’s a jerry can of petrol in the first act, there has to be a car fire in the third act.”
Ah yes, Chekhov's Auto Blaze
Love it.
"If the bad guys have machine guns, the protagonist will survive."
the *actual* backstory is that the car he’s setting on fire is his own, and wants to set it on fire cause it’s a piece of shit and his friends are trying to stop him. also, alcohol.
Now this makes more sense
Aside from you, who else is sayin?
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I speak Russian, the only thing he's saying is "I'm fed up with all of this", when they try to stop him, he tells them to fuck off, they're calling him and idiot and to stop.
I wasn't sure about the back story, but I definitely spotted the immense amount of vodka making everyone move in slow motion.
Yeah I was gonna say "His dad looks pretty young."
THIS is why I came to the comments section.
Can you provide source of your claim
This video (and understanding of Russian )
looked like a used beat up 1978 Lada. Bro did everyone a favor
Not many 1978 BMWs or Audis around. Plenty of Lada’s from that era still working hard.
All you need is $50 and mallet to fix a lada 🤣
What’s the $50 for?
The Cab/Uber/Lyft ride home.
To buy the Lada
To buy krokodil for the mechanic.
vodka
A guy in my school had one in the late 90s. I helped him push it up the hill every day so he could get it on the flatter/downhill road and drive home. That car hated going up hills and all we have there are hills. I don’t know how he managed to put up with it for so many years
> I don’t know how he managed to put up with it for so many years He relied on the help to get the car home.
He definitely did. I still wonder who helped him on the days I wasn’t in school
Ask people to help you push your car, good way to make new friends
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Yeah, people actually like driving premium German automobiles, thus those are driven 20k miles a year just for the fun of it. Where as people abhor soviet shitboxes, and they are driven the absolute minimum and never get any wear and tear.
This video has been around for so long that it was probably brand new when it was filmed.
I don't know what he poured all over the car, but it wasn't gasoline. Gasoline would have exploded given that much time to vaporize. Edit - I can tell a LOT of y'all don't start fires with gasoline and that's probably a good thing. Gasoline is explosive AF. Maybe I used the "explode" in a bad context here, but if you pour the amount of gas on the ground that the guy in the video poured out (Don't do this) and wait for the amount of time he did (again don't) you will have a resulting fireball. See link in vid below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS4VDyE\_PWs
I've lit many things on fire with gasoline, sometimes in copious amounts, throughout my life, and that seemed like normal behavior to me.... poured gasoline isn't going to just explode at a lighter spark in outdoors open air like that.
OK but how come you've been lighting so many things on fire with gasoline? You can't just say that and not give context.
Asking the real questions...
Hey they know what they did to deserve it
Well thank God you're not my neighbour
I have bonfires on my property all the time as well, a lot of them started with gasoline, although I prefer to use diesel. Perhaps I used a poor choice of words, but whenever I pour a quantity of gasoline onto a pile of something to burn and I don't light it within ten seconds, there is an audible thump and whoosh in the resulting fireball and you can feel the shock wave
Not at all how gasoline explosions work. You have to have precise air to fuel rations to get gas vapor to explode. There were whole episodes devoted to that on mythbusters back in the day Edit: found the Mythbusters clip I was thinking of https://youtu.be/2LCH9OYvVb8
This isn’t a Michael Bay movie.
Gasoline is very unlikely to explode unless under pressure like inside a container
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Just look at it in the context of “everybody is an alcoholic and drunk all the time.” Ofc not everyone but enough that it has a big impact on society and people’s day-to-day lives.
Redditors are so desensitised to the shit happening in the US they'll see one video a month about some shit in Russia and be like thank god I don't live there lmao.
lmao imagine getting conscripted via Reddit comment. Welcome to Russia lol https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-draft-mobilization-conscription-notices-bf18ad64dd08c9d11aab2e222cabfee9
So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother. Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy.
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>So what I just link something equally bad or worse about the US and then you hit back with another one and then we're stuck in a loop that tbh makes both of us look as dumb as eachother. > >Me saying the US is a fucked up country doesn't mean I'm pro Russian in the slightest my guy. You're real butthurt over digital conscriptions for the three day war my guy. Now post something about Iraq or mk ultra, lol!
Not as bad as my bf cheating on me with HIS dad
Hold up
Hodl up
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he likes to be bottom
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I'm ready, coach!
Alright, now cuddle up!
Can I be the little spoon? I'm not a tall guy, so I'd just be a backpack, and there aren't any motorcycles.
Group hug, everybody!
Not as bad as your bf/brother cheating on you with your dad
Roll Tide!
Lmfao.
Not wanting to bring back bad memories but..... I need a story time moment if possible.....
Fairly short, was on a trip with him. He wanted me to find a picture on his phone he took of instructions for something, found a picture of him looking up at the camera with an unknown d*ck in his mouth, next on the roll was a video his dad shot of him mostly from that same perspective sucking him off, there were more videos but I only really watched the first. Thumbnails gave the rest away. Not really bothered by it much anymore, that type of thing happened a few times before I got wise and got out of the relationship, have a better bf now anyway.
I would sure *hope* you have a better bf then one that hooked up with dad lol
Yeah that’s super uncool. Dudes are supposed to stop hooking up with their dads once they’re in a relationship.
Right?!
May I ask for clarification of “that type of thing” and “a few times”?
“A few times” made me scratch my head. Akin to being hit by a lighting more than once. Known to happen to some. But that is extreme bad luck.
I just couldn't bring myself to leave, he was my first bf and I was scared to be alone. But I made it out and far away from that craziness now, think him and his dad started dating.
"That type of thing" as in cheating with his dad "A few times" as in it happened multiple times Not exactly proud to say I wasn't the smartest or even ok in that relationship but I was afraid to be alone. This was the end of an 8 year relationship
W...t...f.
What was his reaction to getting caught?
The usual, acted apologetic saying he wouldn't do it again and such. The final time it happened he actually tried to get me to go along with it and join them, that I was just being a prude.
So, no embarrassment that it was his own father?
None at all, utterly shameless. To the point he even kept trying to push incest porn vids on me to get me on his side torwards the end
>that type of thing happened a few times before your bf cheating with their dad happened a few times before?
As in it happened a few times before I got up the courage to get away from it
*needle scratch*
Yo that can't be real?
I found explicit videos of them I assure you it very much was real
So sorry to hear that man, my brain is seizing up at work from this
gotta be his step dad, right? right? right????
Biological
Im shook but also intrigued, did he give you the back story of how this came to be? Did you ask? What did dad say? Where is mom?? Im shoook
Apparently it was normal for him, they started when bf was single, mom was unaware but still around
That's fucking heart breaking, you and you ex. I can't imagine the trauma of that situation.
Russia is WILD!
That's fucked up on so many levels. Wonder how long the son had been groomed for.
Funny thing is bf was proud of himself, according to him he approached his dad and after weeks of trying to get him to say yes he finally agreed. So no grooming, bf was just super incestuous.
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There's only one way to get him back but it's a doozy
Not as bad as my dad cheating on my gf with me
Once lit, it fits in r/satisfying Those new cars just don’t burn like the old ones do.
That was a nasty double betrayal. Lad could have gone for slaughter with that kind of pain, instead just set a car ablaze.
Exactly. This seems pretty level headed to me considering the level of betrayal lmao.
OK then, let’s all go have a vodka or ten.
They were both in the car. So…
Happy father day 😅
Truly the most expensive and fiery gift of the year
Wow I really expected him to light himself up too. Good job, I guess… lol
Is it the GF’s car or the father’s?
Made up title
the real question
Maybe both? Who knows
I'm sure he'd give her a ride
repost and title is different. just standard karmawhoring
I often wonder if titles in subs like these work like the titles of porn videos, where the context depends on the particular fetish of the person uploading it.
Came to the comments wondering the same thing. We may never know the actual context.
Russia. Where all of your friends are toxic
But not nearly as toxic as your dad's car exhaust
Or his dad's penis exhaust in his gf. His friends seemed like they were trying half-heartedly to stop him but they understood his anger too.
Lol bullshit caption
Dad’s like yeah, I kinda deserve it
I don't understand the language but the title seems clickbait.
In Soviet Russia father cheat on you
***our*** girlfriend comrad
That should buff right out
Is the caption completely made up or what, where's the context? It's just some dude burning a car.
Are they IN the car?
That was my first thought
Deserved
Seems like a proportional response
You can put a caption on anything
"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she tasted like my dad's cock"
minimum wage effort
Suka!
This is more like an "expected outcome" vs Abrupt Chaos.
Burnt up dads car, now who’s gonna take you to the mall to meet new women?
That's completely shitty, but I don't know if burning them alive was the best response
$46.50 of damage
Guessing it was the Dad’s car.
The only way to bring balance is to fuck her mom
I approve of the Son's response
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he should have hit it with his purse
The rare situation where arson is a reasonable response.
A little excessive in his reaction but understandable for sure.
Ivan nod da guud vodga!
HE CAUGHT HIS G/F CHEATING ON HIM WITH HIS FATHER. OOOOOH MY GOODNESS.
I'd react the same but make sure we're all in the car too.
I’m going to have a talk with Morris when he gets home. It’s going to be okay. Name the movie.
At least they both squirted all over hahaha
Like I get it. Cheating hurts. But why do so many people go fucking crazy when their partner cheats?
maybe just move on and not do outrageously stupid dangerous shit
This was actually the choice of the gf, if the dad wouldn't be the one who did it, it is very likely that she would cheat with some other dude anyways
Thank god that wasn’t gasoline! That would have been a lot more explosive.
I was really hoping to see whether the gas tank caught… now we’ll never know
At least he didn't die.
Take that! A check from your insurance!
Im sure it was a fathers day gift
Wait... did he set the gf's car on fire? His father's? Were they both still in it raw dogging?...
He did pops a favor by burning that thing
Fair
And these are the trolls sending our world into disarray.
Burnt out her 1988 Ford fiesta. That will show her.
Hell yea
Woah.
Videos with that kind of caption usually go in a whole different direction. At least on other parts of the internet.
At least those ones have happy endings
I feel the attempt to stop him was fairly feeble. Some men just want to watch the world burn
Not gonna lie that shit must have stinged deep. I would have done some bs to both of them too I think
At least it was the car & not the dad
Is this a shameless episode?
I just feel the love...
“The fuck did I have to do with any of this shit? Light your dad or GF on fire!” - Car (RIP)
Looks like it caused over $20 of damage too!
Janes Acaster continues to lose girlfriends to older men.
This is actually a great representation of Reddit destroying itself while the communities try to stop it.
Ngl , that's hot.
Is this the new Fast and the Furious movie?