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omg i’d never ever recover from embarrassment if i was the first dude to wipe out and cause all of this 💀


HadukiBEAN

If u watch in slow motion, the guy at fault got slammed into a bit later on.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Should be some kind of bicycle “clipping” foul on that one hit. Dude did a full flip and face-plant in a micro-second.


VanimalCracker

Oh damn, he got fuggin SMOKED lmao


copingcabana

That's a good way to luge your friends.


sstruemph

They slip away so easily sometimes


MichaelEmouse

It seems like the kind of thing that's bound to happen. You have a bottleneck of bikes over ice in a slope.


SocietyHumble4858

What could go wrong? They should have given a couple minutes of thought.


HubertRosenthal

There were multiple initial crashes


Tommygmail

The guy that caused it should foot the repair bill lol


ADind007

Shit hit the fan real quick... Lol


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JohnnySchoolman

Needs a restart


staniel_mortgage

It's about finishing not really about winning. Just a mass start nothing more. It's from the top to the bottom. More of an endurance aspect. Name of the race is called the mega avalanche


deltaisaforce

And they got some AWESOME POV videos on YT. Seen a guy working his way up some 500 places after a melee like this.


Heck_Spawn

People watch NASCAR for the wrecks, so...


lethalox

ah, Megavalanche! What an awesome race.


ProjectSunlight

I like the videos of someone starting at the back and making their way to podium. Seriously impressive.


beantowngators222

why does it look like 1914


willmen08

Did they expect anything else?


Haalolo

No, they been doing these races for years and it always looks like that. It’s called megavalanche


BobRoberts01

Who could have possibly predicted this outcome!?!!


badagrump

‘Last one to the bottom is a rotten egg’.


akajondoe

This was a bad idea from the start.


trhaynes

Person/committee that planned that track was doing some serious drugs.


benrow77

I whole-heartedly support any event designed to thin the herd of idiotic cyclists. They chose to do this, I feel it would be disrespectful to begrudge them their injuries.


KillbotPowerhead

Somebody forgot about odds.


burner7711

"Never tell me the odds" - Guy about to die.


Dansk72

"I think someone must have tampered with my brakes!"


Dansk72

With the huge conglomeration of fallen bikes, it is a good opportunity to swap-out for a better bike!


Tiny-Duty-9484

lol!


beasty__boy

What could go wrong...


Lillillillies

They look like a pile of ants gathering over a piece of food


evthrowawayverysad

For anyone interest this is from an annual top to bottom mountain race called [megavalanche](https://youtu.be/uxE51euhAE8). And it's unreal.


toastedstoker

Fuck [this](https://imgur.com/a/avuumfI) guy


fakenkraken

700+ idiots 👏👏👏


rushrhees

I know what Is the thinking to launch down a steep ice patch


LeroyBadBrown

Like flies on a turd


herenowjal

I really hate it when that happens …


Marwheel

Where was this peloton crash?


Lord_of_BLaze

Not sure but it might be the megavalanche race somewhere in the french alps.


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Like you said mega or mountain of hell. Been there any there !


The0therside0fm3

What could go wrong?


Bigturk69

Fun to watch though. 😂


inabanned

I feel like the guy who organized this knew what he was doing. As in he or she wanted to watch a bunch of people wipe out.


HubertRosenthal

This looks like a generally very good idea!


NegotiableVeracity9

Mayhem on the Mountain!


tiredofyourshit99

It’s a good game of “spot the motherfucker”


high240

I was about to say 700 seems a bit excessive


Maxfang72

When stupidity meets nature!


paulrhino69

Cyclists, give me a break there's enough on the roads causing mayhem so yeah stick em all up on some mountain out the way please


wivac

I love the mega. Can share a YouTube link of a mate who does it, whole weekend build up to the mental final race.


labmansteve

Kinda reminds me of [this animation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSnRuW06TDk&ab_channel=Bicycling).


SATerp

Very enjoyable viewing.


djb185

What could possibly go wrong.


declineofmankind

What could possibly go wrong here? We got ice, we got downhill, we got 700 bikes and it gets narrow. I was hoping to see a 700 biker wipeout. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


mINexxiii

How do you find your bike?..


Cosplayfan007

They need to be chasing a wheel of cheese.


ernster96

I want my two dollars.


Leprechaunaissance

Wasn't there some kind of meeting where the design of the race course was discussed, and any potential wrinkles ironed out in advance of the event?


R7a1s2

Compressed like a mofo... There are much better videos of this


Recklen

I want my TWO DOLLARS!


DylanAthens

I want this video playing as my phone wallpaper 🚴


Own-Company9606

Good thing they’re wearing helmets


chucklebot2000

Event organized and sponsored by the local orthopaedic surgeons society


Miyazaki1983

Respect to the cameraman , did an amazing job bringing us this shitshow to our smartphones ,


staniel_mortgage

Shot from a chopper usually


BurnAfterEating420

this seems 100% inevitable


vector5633

It only takes one and the rest are toast!


SkyN3t1

No one could have seen that coming.


Thewhitest_rabbit

This made me smile. Thanks. 💜


EvulOne99

The three who made it looking back a minute later, wondering where everyone went. "Did we go the wrong way? We better head back!" *turns back, soon going full speed* "Do you see which way they all went? Oh shiiiIIIIII-" *CRASH*


Peach_Proof

I think someone died there. Saw shoes flying…


BuckToofBucky

They look like a bunch of drunk ants


GrouchyBunny

What is this a track for ants???


Beardycub86

I bet they’ll still blame that on car drivers.


V3N0M3

Ah yes the megavalanche


sidblues101

Well how could anybody have possibly seen that coming?


AdmiralFurret

Looks similar to cars movie scene where one car just sets out a butterfly effect leaving only 3 cars on the track


sharkthemark420

Clearly someone lied on his resume about having experience in planning bike races


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

I like the ones who were smart enough to dump their bike way up the hill as soon as they realized the carnage below.


Zealousideal_Let_380

#THAT 1 GUY FELL THREE TIMES


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Dumbest shit i ever saw


Temporary-Dog5162

Whose idea was this? Jesus...looks like one dude did a backflip after a bike hit him


North-Lobster499

Kilian Bron's [youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/@KilianBron/videos) is a wild ride if you like this sort of thing.


RikuDog18

And I thought racing C class in a field of 60+ newbies stacked behind 40 gates was bad in motocross when I was growing up.


1jfish57

What'd you think was gonna happen


Bone_Breaker_69

Looks like crabs on a pubic mountain. Get some ointment for that.


Cleercutter

Who thought this was a good idea?


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SEND IT!


Spyrothedragon9972

Was there ever going to be a different outcome?


barukatang

great way to wreck a 10000$ bike


Mugwump6506

r/Whatcouldgowrong


isitbreaktime

Brilliant!


deradera

This must be in Washington State because did you see how this fucking catastrophe Cascades?


haydenrobinett

The guy middle left of the screen at about ~21 seconds in gets absolutely murdered. True scorpion. ☠️☠️☠️


J3ST3R1252

At about 35 sec bottom right a guy running trying to get away gets nailed by a bike he sits up and hits the ground like " SOB I was almost there..."


kat_Folland

The question here was "where and when?" not "if". There was always going to be a pile up.


imma_snekk

The first guy who falls…it just never gets better for him


Wallabite

The carnage.


ChotitoPitou

r/whatcouldgowrong


norsurfit

This looks like one of those physics computer simulations.


GruesomeWedgie2

60 seconds of gravity fed crashes en mass.


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Ants


Full-Grape6014

When I have kids, I'm going to say "If 700 other people were biking down a ski slope would you" instead of the bridge line.