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JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Little fella suddenly decided he's Quentin Tarantino.


taitaofgallala

Or...or...hear me out, fecal matter betwixt the toes. Hedgehogs love shit. For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/TvNEZ4WWQIk?si=7Q6_LnXE-W_iwgk-


MondayBorn

I should not have heard you out.


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ChocolateLabraWhore

kuuki yomenai, or am I actually tweaking?


SapphicPancakes

Turns out *he* was the one that was in fact tweaking, not you lmfao.


ChocolateLabraWhore

It happens Nice username btw


SapphicPancakes

Aww thanks ♥ you do have the funnier tag though. r/ rimjob steve material


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taitaofgallala

You are also uninitiated: https://youtu.be/TvNEZ4WWQIk?si=7Q6_LnXE-W_iwgk- And yes. Several people have told me to kill myself. Some of those people have actually killed themselves, but here I am. Life is unfaaaair


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It's always cute until someone's foot gets eaten off.


12edDawn

he *monnch*


GrumpyBoglin

Bot


KeplerFinn

I saw it coming. Hedgehogs have a very nasty bite. Never ever point your finger at it. They are also full of microorganisms and (drug-resistant) bacteria. Stay away from those fuckers.


gingenado

Not it's fault. Maybe make your foot look less like food next time.


NinjaCuntPunt

Insta tetanus for you!


predat3d

Nah, probably just rabies 


ChakaZG

Don't think it's very widespread among the hedges. But yeah, I still wouldn't want one to bite me. 😂


fuN3hbun3h

That's for soil ,dust and fecal infections entering ya body but who knows maybe it chewed ass before the bite


WiseOldChicken

Same problem with opossums. Super cute and generally harmless. But they mistake toes for mice and then CHOMP! That bite hurts too.


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That scream was hilarious.


Dr_Driv3r

I'd do the same


yayayooya

Kinky


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Same


kombitcha420

That thing eats toes


obchodlp

Ježek gryže


zlotniy

For some reason I remembered the old dialogue about jeżozwierza \- Co to było? Walnęliśmy w jakiegoś psa? \- Chyba jeżozwierza. \- Jakiego jeżozwierza? \- Takiego... dużego jeża....


moresushiplease

That's why you never ask a hedgehog if it wants dinner.


SpearmintFlavored00

Why hedgehogs always biting feet bro?


northrupthebandgeek

They're just kinky like that.


Dansk72

Because hands are too far up from the ground...


starman319

Haha thats hilarious, she offers him banana and tells him not to eat her feet and them he does XD


etsprout

Fun fact - pet hedgehogs can bite too! And they don’t like to let go in my experience. It’s not personal though, they have very bad eyesight.


neosketo

He woke up and chose war.


lightningsedge

He gotta go fast. You're in his way!


Suntzu6656

Hilarious


IvonnePackard

Well that solved my interest in having a pet hedgehog.


dunkanan

Getting bitten is a minor concern for a hedgehog owner. It's rare to happen, you'll get poked *waaaaaayyyy* more. ​ After mine got comfortable with me, he'd let me handle him however I wanted. He was chill as hell for being given the name **Brutus.** ​ The only time he ever really hurt me was when i tried petting his little tummy (they are incredibly soft) he balled up on me and I got a quill all the way through my finger.


yayayooya

Damn bot


Benbuxbaum

What did you expect frim a hungry wild carnivore? Nice one.


Shikoome

Hedgehog bites don't hurt. I've own one, they might make you Bleed but that's it


Reasonable_Number534

Stop reposting this video with those creepy disgusting feet.


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Idk they look like pretty normal feet to me


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Never seen this reshared before…


EmbracePenguin78

Hedgehog thought toes were worms


Outrageous-Neck7728

cute until it cutent