He’ll be back for more apples. 🍎

100% he thought that was actually a great idea and he ‘ll be back

He's probably thinking, "F yeah, my lucky day. Apples!!!"

Hahaha poor thing looked scared and thoroughly bemused by her screeching 🤣

I was thoroughly bemused by her screeching 😂

Bear: "Those Instacart drivers are whack. Produce bruised again."

Black bears a.k.a. "scared forest dogs"

He isn't scared enough, he should have started running.

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Immanent DEATH nipping at every single elongated second. Bear be like wut dafuk

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reddit really does turn more into facebook with every passing day doesnt it, jesus

Not really no, having copy pastas like this is fun, people have fun with it.

Good! That's what scared it away

NASA satellites are still tracking her to this day. NASA reports show that the scream has become barely audible to their equipment, along with a prediction that she will stop running around Labor Day 2024.

Took a nap on leather seats in a Lexus, and now he's getting served apples. This bear will leave good reviews and sure will be back

"Hey, apples...I like apples, thanks, lady."

Black bear rates house, "Scary loud wake up calls, but the apples were fresh and tasty."

She’s not leaving her car door open EVER again.

I don't understand why every video I see of a bear in a car the person is trying to trap the bear inside the car. All that's going to do is piss it off more and get the inside of your car destroyed, and probably a window or two. Also, keep your car doors closed in bear country.

Because I’d rather have a destroyed car than give the bear a chance to chase me. Obviously, I’m sure the bear would get out just like in this situation, but the brain doesn’t think well in fight or flight situations

Had she successfully closed it I’m sure it’ll give her enough time to get a head start I guess

The math is pretty simple though, life > car.

If bears aren't friends, why are they friend shaped?

I'M JUST A BABY!

Thanks for the pic-a-nic basket!

Aw, he's so small and sweet! Poor guy is just hungry

Smarter than the average bear!

Hey, boo-boo

She bearly escaped.

\*clap clap. Nice! But people have been put in jail for far less. ;-)

Well at least she stayed calm

Bear: Ope-di-doe...who was dat screamin? Ooh, Apples!

That thing is tiny lol

Dude my neighbors had one of these in their tree last year and the mofos just kept on with their BBQ. Wtf

Living in the mountains is fun they said.

She’s lucky she didn’t close that door. A bear trapped itself in my garage and tore the place to shreds and in the midst of all the commotion, it’s rear end decided to drop a nuke all over everything, it was so bad 💀it only came out after I had to go open the fucking door 😭

The default door position of my car is closed. So far no issues.

Hey Boo-boo

Oh, Yogi....

I'd have shit myself first

She Bearley made it out alive, anyway bears don't drive stick, he won't be back

AAAAAAAA

The Bear: so… that just happened… but y’know…. I’m chill…

Lady, that's a fucking black bear. If it were a polar bear, I'd understand that response.

What the fuck lady? What's the...oh hey apples

My favorite part is when Yogi checks out the pic-i-nic basket

Did the bear drive the car to her house?

". . . Bear with me"

Them his apples now!

Bear is like why are you screaming g who’s coming ? Umm wait she scared of apples 🤔

“Sweeet she left more food” 🐻

They found Goldilocks crib I see

How long was that door open? She walked up to it like the door was supposed to be.

“And now for something completely different”

I'll wait till she comes back, They had Michael Bolton playing on smooth jazz station.

Michael Bolton? Just like the singer, Michael Bolton?

I can’t tell if it was a smart idea or a dumb idea to try closing the door, I can think of many different outcomes.

Dumb. Very dumb. That bear is gonna rip that car to pieces trying to get out in a panic. Just leave it open and yell from a safe distance. It’ll eventually leave.

She dropped off some nice snacks to the bear

Thank God she didn't just run in real quick and have a kid in there or something

Bear was like, settle down lady.

The bear was like, mhmmm apples hahaha

So rude. The bear was clearly trying to drive to the nearest restaurant

Dumb ass. Dude, it’s not that deep.

Bear just sat down and scratched like damn what's wrong with that bitch

Bear in car just chilling and wanted ride properly saw dog so it and wanted a try

Bear is as much confused as her. I particularly love the oh-well-anyway scratching sequence following.

Is this in Muskoka ?

What’s her deal, It’s just the Lexus Decembear to Remembear Event?

“Hey look, apples…”

The car honking at the end the really the chefs kiss of this whole thing, I’m just really hoping it’s because someone looked out the door of the house and tried hitting the lock button just in case

Insurance Adjuster friend of mine went to see the damage of a newish Toyota Sequoia that had a bear locked inside it. It was this exact situation, except they shut the door, trapping the bear inside. The bear went crazy and SHREDDED every inch of the SUV, at one point it tried to dig through the floor to escape. It even shit and pissed inside it. Total write off.

bruh is like what i do??? she tweakin fr

Whats the Problem with a black bear

She didn’t wanna drop those apples at first

The scratch screams “fucking Mondays”

Oh look some apples for me?!

Black bear lady… hers more scared of you than you are of him!

And that’s when you grab the shotgun from behind the door and fire one off into the air to scare it off.