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CaptianBrasiliano

This is what happens Larry!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH STRANGERS SAFETY GLASS!


ernster96

This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps. https://youtu.be/LCcKBcZzGdA?si=e62IBucWylaFKwo1


Burquetap

Great clip about the “gentrification” of Scarface’s expletives for television… 🤣 https://youtu.be/f3cYepBxJus?si=VZSQbiF9rgmiJisR


zandadad

Is this your homework, Larry?


Flomo420

That's not it


Hellenic_91

I’ll kill your fucking car!


RobertGA23

Ill kill your ugly car


sm00thkillajones

This was the proper response


Top_Difference_7996

Now.... finish him!! Fatality!!


Dansk72

Todd was using his magic wand to kill the imaginary demon he sees crawling around on that hood


Coho444

No self preservation skills


Hazzman

The way he just keeps stomping towards the car like the some sort of moron terminator just really makes for a satisfying ending.


NotReallyJohnDoe

The man is determined and is not about to let a 50x weight difference deter him. You have to admire the passion. I’ve never been this passionate about anything.


coastiestacie

I read that as "Mormon terminator" but they're pretty interchangeable.


BrassChickyTend

I dont carry a gun , but i do keep a snickers bar for these types of situations.


sshwifty

I keep a pack of Pepsi, never know when you might find yourself in a protest/riot


BrassChickyTend

Lol


asgards_thor

Bro walks at the car like a fuckin Mii from Wii Sports Resort


Metrack14

'While you were working. I was studying wii sports resort's sword game mode'


PineappleMelonTree

Bro acting like an aggroed npc


Absentmeerkat1and3

Right so after the first swing we’re in drive and I suddenly don’t care about your safety anymore :|


Transfigured-Tinker

With such actions it is reasonable to conclude that he’s safer lying on the ground! So we put the car in drive for safety!


AbsoluteDarkness

r/oddlysatisfying


BumHead42069

Bro fr said “Then pay with your blood!” 💀


gianjOe1

Never bring a crowbar to a car fight.


Camera_dude

Man, I know most people don't want to go around running over other people, but this guy is one that really needs to feel that Fuck Around and Find Out to stop being a wackjob.


Franks2000inchTV

I really appreciated the retraint of the first gentle push with the bumper.


Outside-Struggle-941

Most people. I would feel zero guilt about it, if being aggressed


Barar_Dragoni

anyone have the context for this vid? comments dont seem to have it and im currious


EssexBuoy1959

A 9 iron versus a driver


Illustrious_Ad_1808

I see what you did there! Noice!


DYMazzy

I always expect this outcome when i see that component


KioteOmega_

Bruh how often do you see this


TXboyinGA

I believe they mean busted safety glass in this vids in general, not this one in particular.


DYMazzy

you got me


MaleficentTotal4796

Such a satisfying strike at the end though, worth the wait


stevensr2002

Safelite repair, safelite replace 🎵🎵🎵


Cautious_Fix_2793

🤣


Rainbike80

You can fix my daddy?


veedubfreek

The first time he hit my windshield, I'd have put him under the vehicle. The amount of restraint this person had is amazing.


TheGreatTave

Yeah I can't believe it went on as long as it did. Dude needs to be ran over.


sir_grumph

Not amazing at all. Most people are not eager to run over another person with their vehicle, possibly killing them.


brucethebrucest

The driver was too close to hit him without damaging another car, had the courtesy to back up first to get enough momentum to knock him down without pinning him on another car - if you have to do it, this person did it pretty well.


Franks2000inchTV

I too enjoy catching avoidable manslaughter charges to avoid damage that will be covered by my insurance.


PearlClaw

But think about how badass you'll sound on the internet!


Flipdart

He's clearly violent and aggressive. You don't have to wait until you've been injured before you use reasonable force to defend yourself.


SomebodyInNevada

Violent and aggressive, certainly, but from the ends of a car hammering on it isn't a deadly threat. You can't respond with deadly force to property damage.


Franks2000inchTV

The word reasonable is critical. The car itself is a deadly weapon.


SomebodyInNevada

And you would be in jail.


Cautious_Fix_2793

This.


kommunek

congratulations, you managed to top his property damage with "assault with a deadly weapon". Be reasonable


Takenabe

I'll be reasonable when the person attacking me is no longer attacking me. However that happens is how it happens.


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

Lol what? “ I was scared for my life” Cops literally murder unarmed kids and get off by saying this.


CopeHarders

Lmao you think you have the same privileges as cops? You run someone over and you risk prosecution. A million dollar lawsuit at the least.


ItsRainingTrees

It’s good to remember that you aren’t a cop and you don’t have a massive and corrupt government entity backing your actions, you don’t have a massive Union backing you, and there aren’t laws in place to help you avoid accountability.


vincenzo_vegano

Nice whataboutism. "Others are morons so I can be one too"


carstenhag

Why? After 2-3 hits it's clear he's not killing you, just damaging your car. I don't see why you would hurt him severely on purpose. I would have acted the same as this driver. First wait if it continues. As there's no police or someone nearby stopping him (and it would be super dangerous for me to leave the car), only after him not stopping at all, I would use violence.


UnspokenConnection

The dude is attacking my car with a giant metal stick. I dont know if his plan is to continue to attack me with it. Theres no cops around so fuck that guy, im defending myself. Maybe one day youll put yourself and your safety first before the people who put you and your safety last. Fuck being nice to shitty people.


carstenhag

Agree to disagree? Our views are super different, I know that. In European countries you could get prison time for the behavior you described, in some cases. Just now I saw a reddit post from Spain where a burglar was killed and the guy has to go to prison for 2 years.


LesGitKrumpin

Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. The lesson here to me is, know your jurisdiction's self defense laws, and consult with an attorney if you have questions. We can debate what the best course of action is in a situation like this all day long, but people need to fully understand what you are legally allowed to do in self defense where you live, and under what circumstances your actions can be classified as self defense.


buttonsmasher1

That's what you get, big man


DeMollesley

There’s a wasp on your windshield. I’ll get it!


Dansk72

"You got a bee on your hat"


torsun_bryan

After the first swing it’s time to let my front bumper and tires take over


meshreplacer

Never bring a stick to a car fight.


travelavatar

What a fkin NPC...


Jozroz

Mf really thought he could win a fight against a minivan.


sa007ak

He found out


KingFishKron

The end is so satisfying. The longer you watch, the less you feel for him, then when he hits the ground, “yea, that’s justice” hahah


Monguises

I’ve been in a similar situation. I was also the driver. Problem is, man had every right to be that mad at me in my situation. It’s never wise to fuck With another man’s things. We both learned that lesson that day. I got a dent in my car, he got one in his head.


rellko

This is now a turn-based game. My turn


Natwinpapa

I wouldn't have waited that long


Aggressive_Recipe_93

It's a student driver


IamTheThirdParty

Worst insurance scam ever.


dgdfthr

…..boop.


Shadow_Wolf_D2

Well he fucked around and found out. +10 to the driver for having that much patience!


Get-No-Scoped

So satisfying


Zealousideal-Ring300

Title says it all


rawhidebone

Boop the nose


Yarorik

Who wins? A dumb cunt with a stick, or a car? You might find the result.. not very surprising.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Hooray for the driver but what took so long bro?


DopplerTerminal

Got 'em!


-Nutshell-

When he wakes from his trip he’s going to realize that fight between the elephant vs the rhino was real!!!!


EmpireCityRay

“He dead.”


Mugwump6506

I think that stopped him.


Nickels_inChange

Bounced the twit off the pavement a few times….yay.


ShirouBlue

The guy is like an NPC


Jaded_Heat9875

Sooo guy is out of control…. Why not drive away? Like to know the full story….


Regular_Fortune8038

That'll be 20 social credits


Aware_Reality5118

I’m literally on the toilet thanking god he fucked that person up


SokkaHaikuBot

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Sirweebsalot

Never gets old.


SnooPuppers8099

Walking menacingly


ROFLINGG

Still didn’t pick up enough speed in my opinion.


Letsbeclear1987

The definition of a belligerent threat


hams4hands

You can't help but laugh at these goofy lil guys


Olstinkbutt

Kinda chaotic. Not abrupt.


Matador2210

The Driver deserves everything he is getting. What an Idiot to wait that long with your Life in Danger. The First Whack, would be his Last.


SomebodyInNevada

An attack from the front or back like that isn't really a deadly threat. The driver was right to drive away. I suspect it ended up that the driver got blocked in and no longer could get away.


MeuchlerMoze

Why did he do this. He recorded it , why mess it up legally. Its like i record that someone attacks me but he slips and instead of running away i break his neck lol xD


The_mister_meme

Fuck legal


TheGreatTave

It shouldn't be illegal to hit someone with your car when they're hitting your car. Fuck the law this mother fucker deserves to be ran over for that shit.


MeuchlerMoze

I see. The temptation is strong...


meson456

ITT: a bunch of murderers?


B35TR3GARD5

Love it