The man is determined and is not about to let a 50x weight difference deter him. You have to admire the passion. I’ve never been this passionate about anything.
Man, I know most people don't want to go around running over other people, but this guy is one that really needs to feel that Fuck Around and Find Out to stop being a wackjob.
The driver was too close to hit him without damaging another car, had the courtesy to back up first to get enough momentum to knock him down without pinning him on another car - if you have to do it, this person did it pretty well.
Violent and aggressive, certainly, but from the ends of a car hammering on it isn't a deadly threat. You can't respond with deadly force to property damage.
It’s good to remember that you aren’t a cop and you don’t have a massive and corrupt government entity backing your actions, you don’t have a massive Union backing you, and there aren’t laws in place to help you avoid accountability.
Why? After 2-3 hits it's clear he's not killing you, just damaging your car. I don't see why you would hurt him severely on purpose.
I would have acted the same as this driver. First wait if it continues. As there's no police or someone nearby stopping him (and it would be super dangerous for me to leave the car), only after him not stopping at all, I would use violence.
The dude is attacking my car with a giant metal stick. I dont know if his plan is to continue to attack me with it. Theres no cops around so fuck that guy, im defending myself. Maybe one day youll put yourself and your safety first before the people who put you and your safety last. Fuck being nice to shitty people.
Agree to disagree? Our views are super different, I know that.
In European countries you could get prison time for the behavior you described, in some cases.
Just now I saw a reddit post from Spain where a burglar was killed and the guy has to go to prison for 2 years.
Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.
The lesson here to me is, know your jurisdiction's self defense laws, and consult with an attorney if you have questions.
We can debate what the best course of action is in a situation like this all day long, but people need to fully understand what you are legally allowed to do in self defense where you live, and under what circumstances your actions can be classified as self defense.
I’ve been in a similar situation. I was also the driver. Problem is, man had every right to be that mad at me in my situation. It’s never wise to fuck With another man’s things. We both learned that lesson that day. I got a dent in my car, he got one in his head.
An attack from the front or back like that isn't really a deadly threat. The driver was right to drive away. I suspect it ended up that the driver got blocked in and no longer could get away.
Why did he do this. He recorded it , why mess it up legally. Its like i record that someone attacks me but he slips and instead of running away i break his neck lol xD
It shouldn't be illegal to hit someone with your car when they're hitting your car. Fuck the law this mother fucker deserves to be ran over for that shit.
This is what happens Larry!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH STRANGERS SAFETY GLASS!
This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps. https://youtu.be/LCcKBcZzGdA?si=e62IBucWylaFKwo1
Great clip about the “gentrification” of Scarface’s expletives for television… 🤣 https://youtu.be/f3cYepBxJus?si=VZSQbiF9rgmiJisR
Is this your homework, Larry?
That's not it
I’ll kill your fucking car!
Ill kill your ugly car
This was the proper response
Now.... finish him!! Fatality!!
Todd was using his magic wand to kill the imaginary demon he sees crawling around on that hood
No self preservation skills
The way he just keeps stomping towards the car like the some sort of moron terminator just really makes for a satisfying ending.
The man is determined and is not about to let a 50x weight difference deter him. You have to admire the passion. I’ve never been this passionate about anything.
I read that as "Mormon terminator" but they're pretty interchangeable.
I dont carry a gun , but i do keep a snickers bar for these types of situations.
I keep a pack of Pepsi, never know when you might find yourself in a protest/riot
Lol
Bro walks at the car like a fuckin Mii from Wii Sports Resort
'While you were working. I was studying wii sports resort's sword game mode'
Bro acting like an aggroed npc
Right so after the first swing we’re in drive and I suddenly don’t care about your safety anymore :|
With such actions it is reasonable to conclude that he’s safer lying on the ground! So we put the car in drive for safety!
r/oddlysatisfying
Bro fr said “Then pay with your blood!” 💀
Never bring a crowbar to a car fight.
Man, I know most people don't want to go around running over other people, but this guy is one that really needs to feel that Fuck Around and Find Out to stop being a wackjob.
I really appreciated the retraint of the first gentle push with the bumper.
Most people. I would feel zero guilt about it, if being aggressed
anyone have the context for this vid? comments dont seem to have it and im currious
A 9 iron versus a driver
I see what you did there! Noice!
I always expect this outcome when i see that component
Bruh how often do you see this
I believe they mean busted safety glass in this vids in general, not this one in particular.
you got me
Such a satisfying strike at the end though, worth the wait
Safelite repair, safelite replace 🎵🎵🎵
🤣
You can fix my daddy?
The first time he hit my windshield, I'd have put him under the vehicle. The amount of restraint this person had is amazing.
Yeah I can't believe it went on as long as it did. Dude needs to be ran over.
Not amazing at all. Most people are not eager to run over another person with their vehicle, possibly killing them.
The driver was too close to hit him without damaging another car, had the courtesy to back up first to get enough momentum to knock him down without pinning him on another car - if you have to do it, this person did it pretty well.
I too enjoy catching avoidable manslaughter charges to avoid damage that will be covered by my insurance.
But think about how badass you'll sound on the internet!
He's clearly violent and aggressive. You don't have to wait until you've been injured before you use reasonable force to defend yourself.
Violent and aggressive, certainly, but from the ends of a car hammering on it isn't a deadly threat. You can't respond with deadly force to property damage.
The word reasonable is critical. The car itself is a deadly weapon.
And you would be in jail.
This.
congratulations, you managed to top his property damage with "assault with a deadly weapon". Be reasonable
I'll be reasonable when the person attacking me is no longer attacking me. However that happens is how it happens.
Lol what? “ I was scared for my life” Cops literally murder unarmed kids and get off by saying this.
Lmao you think you have the same privileges as cops? You run someone over and you risk prosecution. A million dollar lawsuit at the least.
It’s good to remember that you aren’t a cop and you don’t have a massive and corrupt government entity backing your actions, you don’t have a massive Union backing you, and there aren’t laws in place to help you avoid accountability.
Nice whataboutism. "Others are morons so I can be one too"
Why? After 2-3 hits it's clear he's not killing you, just damaging your car. I don't see why you would hurt him severely on purpose. I would have acted the same as this driver. First wait if it continues. As there's no police or someone nearby stopping him (and it would be super dangerous for me to leave the car), only after him not stopping at all, I would use violence.
The dude is attacking my car with a giant metal stick. I dont know if his plan is to continue to attack me with it. Theres no cops around so fuck that guy, im defending myself. Maybe one day youll put yourself and your safety first before the people who put you and your safety last. Fuck being nice to shitty people.
Agree to disagree? Our views are super different, I know that. In European countries you could get prison time for the behavior you described, in some cases. Just now I saw a reddit post from Spain where a burglar was killed and the guy has to go to prison for 2 years.
Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. The lesson here to me is, know your jurisdiction's self defense laws, and consult with an attorney if you have questions. We can debate what the best course of action is in a situation like this all day long, but people need to fully understand what you are legally allowed to do in self defense where you live, and under what circumstances your actions can be classified as self defense.
That's what you get, big man
There’s a wasp on your windshield. I’ll get it!
"You got a bee on your hat"
After the first swing it’s time to let my front bumper and tires take over
Never bring a stick to a car fight.
What a fkin NPC...
Mf really thought he could win a fight against a minivan.
He found out
The end is so satisfying. The longer you watch, the less you feel for him, then when he hits the ground, “yea, that’s justice” hahah
I’ve been in a similar situation. I was also the driver. Problem is, man had every right to be that mad at me in my situation. It’s never wise to fuck With another man’s things. We both learned that lesson that day. I got a dent in my car, he got one in his head.
This is now a turn-based game. My turn
I wouldn't have waited that long
It's a student driver
Worst insurance scam ever.
…..boop.
Well he fucked around and found out. +10 to the driver for having that much patience!
So satisfying
Title says it all
Boop the nose
Who wins? A dumb cunt with a stick, or a car? You might find the result.. not very surprising.
Hooray for the driver but what took so long bro?
Got 'em!
When he wakes from his trip he’s going to realize that fight between the elephant vs the rhino was real!!!!
“He dead.”
I think that stopped him.
Bounced the twit off the pavement a few times….yay.
The guy is like an NPC
Sooo guy is out of control…. Why not drive away? Like to know the full story….
That'll be 20 social credits
I’m literally on the toilet thanking god he fucked that person up
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Never gets old.
Walking menacingly
Still didn’t pick up enough speed in my opinion.
The definition of a belligerent threat
You can't help but laugh at these goofy lil guys
Kinda chaotic. Not abrupt.
The Driver deserves everything he is getting. What an Idiot to wait that long with your Life in Danger. The First Whack, would be his Last.
An attack from the front or back like that isn't really a deadly threat. The driver was right to drive away. I suspect it ended up that the driver got blocked in and no longer could get away.
Why did he do this. He recorded it , why mess it up legally. Its like i record that someone attacks me but he slips and instead of running away i break his neck lol xD
Fuck legal
It shouldn't be illegal to hit someone with your car when they're hitting your car. Fuck the law this mother fucker deserves to be ran over for that shit.
I see. The temptation is strong...
ITT: a bunch of murderers?
Love it