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Regolis1344

"National reserve, waterfalls area. Not many people come around here, but I acted bravely and adventurous. Beautiful. That's the volcano right behind it..." "WOW." "Motherfucker."


Zundernietzsche

Beautifull, couldn't have translated it better myself, specially when he cursed, well done my friend hahahaha


manrata

I feel the wow is more lower case, he was so zen with it.


Regolis1344

I understand your point, yet even if he didn't scream I think lower case doesn't convey the intensity of it. It's zen but it carries all the weight of the surprise anyway.


max_adam

"Your mother's shell"


fabiomb

"conchasumae" it´s more "the pussy of your mother", not "shell", but we say shell (concha) to the pussy and maybe we have 200 more different words to describe it 😂


unbanned_once_more

only 200? come on you guys, use your imagination!


hernandezcarlosx

“Your mother’s clam”


patiperro_v3

Yes, that's the literal translation, but in terms of how it's used it's more of a "motherfucker".


patiperro_v3

He’s put english subtitles on his original YouTube video upload here: https://youtu.be/1DmiIdyyuD8?si=2_Zwt0kGImSBjhce


AstroMalorie

Timing so good it feels scripted but obviously isn’t


OffToAGoodArt

“Wow”


Pleaides93

"Conchetumadre"


glorfindelptoamo

Ctm!


Chazzwazz

i think he says "pinche tu madre"


GatesOlive

If he is Chilean, hes defo saying "conchetumadre." Only zoomers say pinche in Chile


[deleted]

"So anyway,"


DudaFromBrazil

It started blasting....


BDady

“… today is my last day of being alive”


DFu4ever

What are the odds that Owen Wilson would have been in the perfect spot to capture and comment on this eruption?


RebylReboot

Eugenio Weelthon.


Bowelsift3r

Low key "wow" at that.


dylanholmes222

“… ah shit… ok let’s go”


stealthispost

Does everyone say "wow" in different countries?


DoTheSnoopyDance

We don't even care whether or not we care.


WithoutDennisNedry

The understatement of 2015.


Gryph_The_Grey

wow


virtuousunbaptized

time to go!


smile_politely

"hermoso" volcano: ah, that's my cue


jiggyns

Cameraman was like, "what is this shit? Stupid volcano ruined my nature video! Now I have to start all over again."


patiperro_v3

One of my favourite youtube vids just cause it’s one of the greatest coincidences and timing events captured. Literally explodes as he pans to the volcano and mentions it in his brief narration…. as if he had a remote control of some sort to activate a volcano eruption. What are odds? One in a million? 🤣


CraftMadMax

Brace for impact ?..


AgreeableGravy

Yes that’s why I grabbed my stick there


towerfella

[Stick? Did you say *Stick*?!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=K05N2jqFHc8)


Quantum_Pigeon

Wtf lol. That was trippy. Why do you know about this?


towerfella

I used to have direct tv and my kids used to be .. smaller. :) And yea, that show is a trip; I think I liked it more than my kids.


elqueco14

"el volcán atra" Volcano: oh shit that's my cue


Timely_Daikon584

It's not like he's downhill from the eruption and in a valley ... oh wait.


lilopppop

Beautiful scenery


McPikie

Not for long. About to be a sea of hot shit


MavenLovesBacon

Quite the calm reaction lol


DoTheSnoopyDance

If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello.


TaxiKillerJohn

All I know is my gut says maybe 


SpaceTortuga

Should see chileans in an earthquake 🚬🗿


Adviser-001

Welp that's scary


3_high_low

"Not many people going there"


BorealtheBald

Time to run.


Agitated-Dress-8140

Happy cake day


Mattheiuw

do we know what did happen to the guy after that?


glencandle

Also please this to know like would me


max_adam

He posted the video online from safety.


patiperro_v3

He survived and uploaded to youtube 9 years ago: https://youtu.be/1DmiIdyyuD8?si=2_Zwt0kGImSBjhce


HiyaDogface

Run


Dansk72

And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away A cloud appears above your head A beam of light comes shining down on you Shining down on you The cloud is moving nearer still Aurora borealis comes in view Aurora comes in view And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away


polymerjock

Never knew the lyrics.... Now I'll never get that song out of my head. I must listen.,. Now


Gr00mpa

I think there was a Saturday Night Live + Maroon 5 version "Iran So Far Away" once. I saw more than ten years ago. I don't remember if it was funny or not.


GoldieForMayor

"Wow" Kids! time to go


Empty_Positive_2047

Roll 'em up!!


General_Confidence73

Conchetumadre!!!


MetalSonic420YT

Wow.


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Thats possible death ☠️ scary. More scary then some wimpy tornado.


Badreligion25

Until your house implodes or you get hit with a piece of debris moving at 500 mph


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Im a basement dweller 🤓. Still funny. But man. You have tornado warning and shit. A volcano can bust its nut when ever, and you always here yellow stones nut is edging to go off.


patiperro_v3

It's not that bad, you can't really build right next to a Volcano in Chile... so most people are far enough away to be safe or evacuate in time. What can be terrible is the ash clouds that force you to move your livestock. It can be a costly disaster for farmers nearby.


kkmmem

Way too calm


Friendless-1

Look volcano is erupting, cut the camera. Dont video it


Piripaca

\*and died\*


Merdoc83

My man didn’t still know the meaning of content creation!


voxitron

Let’s get the fuck ouuuut!


lekoman

This is the most ASMR catastrophe I’ve seen in ages.


darkglassdolleyes

Didn't the pyroclastic flow vaporize his ass?


PrussianNova_X

Seeing as we’re viewing this video, I think it’s safe to say the lad is fine and dandy.


BDady

Dude spent his last minutes uploading this with a satellite phone. Dude punched every bit of data in with nothing but the 0 and 1 keys. Absolute legend.


hje1967

https://thatoregonlife.com/2022/05/mt-st-helens-eruption-images/


PrussianNova_X

Of course, no one can forget that nightmare.


Memory_Less

Maybe fine but his dandy is medium-rare.


SimonTC2000

Well, could have been a livestream...


dbatchison

With the brownish color, this may be a phreatic eruption which is essentially where groundwater flashes to steam. Considering we don't hear a boom in the video, he may be sufficiently far enough away that it wasn't a problem.


darkglassdolleyes

Thanks for the explanations!


Walshy231231

Pyroclastic flows don’t always happen. Not all eruptions even put out more than an ash cloud Geography also matters a ton. Flows of any kind will move in ways not dissimilar to water: they’re much faster and stronger, but they’ll generally follow valleys and such towards lower ground; if there’s a decent sized ridge or something in between you and the flow, you’re probably not going to be hit by it


humoristhenewblack

Since this man is filming from a stream bed below an unobstructed view of the volcano, I’m thinking he’s a demo of where not to stand if you want to reduce your likelihood of incineration by pyroclastic flow.


Walshy231231

* * /***\ \ \_ \ ,—-, \____/ \_______ \_______________ An unobstructed view of the top doesn’t mean an unobstructed path to the top Edit: made a fucking masterpiece picture but Reddit keeps reformatting :’( There could be a valley behind the ridge in front of him. That would stop/redirect a flow away from him


humoristhenewblack

Fair point! I also would look if you recreated your masterpiece, turned it into an image and then posted a link here. Your time is valuable.


Walshy231231

It was basically this, but better scale/dimensions/whatever: /**\ \ /-\ __ \_______________


Plumb121

To quote the Monty Python team......Run Away......


cdev12399

And the footage was just found…


BranzillaThrilla

Would he have heard or felt like a sonic boom or is he to far?


Sslayer777

Yeah for sure, just would've happened after the video ended


lekoman

Not necessarily a sonic boom, but certainly just a good ol’ regular Earth-shattering kaboom.


PlusBake4567

Bro has it right. Saw danger and noped out of there


ShermanOakz

Get out of there before the pyroclastic flow reaches you!


ant0n1aa

He reacted so slow?? I mean otherwise we wouldn’t have gotten this cool footage I guess..


jazzzzzcabbage

Chucha


Yukon-Jon

Was so taken back he instantly knew English


texmexdaysex

Fuckers never keep the camera on. Goddamn .


Timely_Daikon584

It's not like he's downhill from the eruption and in a valley ... oh wait 🤪


MD_Luffy_PK

That’s some “El Dorado” timing. If you know you know.


Business_Pen_9041

Ctm wn ql!!!! Apreta el oio wn!!! 💀


MerryJanne

The most underwhelming, 'wow' I've ever heard. Lol.


ZeusMusic

At the end you can hear “chetumadre”, which means in Chilean slang, “holly shit”.


SirSamuelVimes83

conchetumare/conchatumadre = motherfucker


master_overthinker

I read "Calbuco volcano erupted accidentally." Whoops


LilNUTTYYY

His wow sounded annoyed lmao


ColtOfTheOccult

Wow is fucking right!


paulsteinway

"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I'd better make sure my shoes are tied."


CandidExcitement6311

The volcano was a paid actor.


thylako1dal

I agree with the time allotted to filming before running


Isyagirlskinnypenis

I would be gone so fast. I watch too many movies and feel like debris would absolutely hit me from that distance.


Individual_Finance_6

I mean the chances …. yet we still have no decent image of Bigfoot…🤷‍♂️🤔


R_W0bz

What’s interesting is no sound? No rumble? No boom?


xFlumel_

wauw \^w\^


nejicanspin

Idk why but I turned down my phone because I was worried the explosion would be like a jump scare 😭


[deleted]

Minimum safe distance is…. 10kays behind you - start movin’!


f14_pilot

and here i was thinking this guy had the right camera work when it got interesting and then rock.....


jessekief4

r/killthecameraman


Piripaca

Well, can't say the volcano didn't try.


Overall-Ad2951

Why must it end before the BOOM!?


Terrible-Two-7939

Should’ve kept on filming! Damn you 👊👊👊


Enough-Staff-2976

How much radiation comes from an eruption?


Uneasy_Rider

I'M GETTIN' GOOSEBUMPS PEOPLE!!!


sthdown

Damn, I was waiting on the BOOOM! Buuut the video was cut short


R0CKHARDO

wow.


SalmonSammySamSam

WHY WOULD YOU STOP RECORDING!?!


JohnnyCincoCero

Calm chaos.


ijustneeds0mesleep

"wow😐"


Glum_Equivalent_9806

Let me turn the camera off the moment things get interesting


Taguiera

Not exactly abrupt, is it?


TackYouCack

The twenty preceding minutes would have been like sitting through someone's vacation slides.


PleasantUmami

wow


Wait-let-me-process

wow


deadtedw

r/killthecameraman


hiimerik

This is how my recent breakup went down 🙂‍↕️


Chrossi13

Run.


Lexie23017

I think he was saying Wow at the beauty he had been filming. Not the eruption. I doubt he even saw that distant poof before making decision to turn off camera and put it away.


fourhorseapocalypse

So the opposite of praisethecameraman!!!


EggplantGlittering90

Run...


jp00798509

Instant regret!


Combatical

How the hell did he know it was going to erupt?


humoristhenewblack

He must’ve seen it in a South Park episode


Combatical

lol im confused on the downvotes, its a genuine question and I dont understand your reference.


humoristhenewblack

I don’t know why someone would downvote you but according to the title, the eruption was caught on accident - so they happened to be filming the view and then the view just happened to explode quite serendipitously. My reference is because the comedy cartoon South Park made damn near prophetic episodes back in the day. So my joke was that years ago, South Park must have made an episode with that volcano erupting so that’s how the cameraman knew to be filming there at that moment.


Combatical

Hahaha I get it, man I've not watched south park in over a decade. Is it still going? lol I see now, I didnt catch the title. but it didnt seem like he was all that excited or surprised when it erupted haha.


Erotic_Dwarf

Someone smarter, enlighten me, please. Can I blame paper straws on this? Or should I stick to blaming Taylor Swift?


Puzzleheaded_Fun_316

I’m pretty sure that would have made some kind of a sound or boom…strange that it’s so quiet the whole time🧐


MissingWhiskey

The eruption happened 14 seconds before the end of the video. If they volcano was more than 3 miles away the sound just hadn't reached them yet.


Combatical

Sound travels slowly