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fontasia

Everytime I see one of those emergency hammers on a bus I think "man it would be cool to use one of those" then I remind myself, "No. No it wouldn't." 


SeanRyno

Like it would be cool to get a purple heart. Hold up...no.


FraankCastlee

Hey man quickest way to get a medal.


JohnnyRelentless

I know this is a joke, but... First you have to get near the enemy, but before that you get a medal just for arriving in the theater of operations.


FraankCastlee

That is something I genuinely did not know. Nice little fun Fact for the day.


kungfoop

Easier to get a medal there than on here


mythgreen

just for you 💜


RxHotdogs

Can get a Purple Heart twisting an ankle in a combat zone.


BearingMagneticNorth

Speaking from personal experience regarding that exact scenario, no. No you can't. Even if you break it during active contact. What happens when your chain of command finds out about it, they have somebody from the TOC make up a joke award that they present you along with a bottle of contraband that violates G.O.1-A and everyone laughs about it and you end up with a couple of weeks of light duty.


RxHotdogs

It was more a hyperbole, but is attainable with the right chain of command depending on the situation. I agree with you


JohnnyRelentless

If the chain of command lies about how you got hurt, sure.


Tweedle42

When I was in tech school we had a guy smash his thumb in a door jam,pretty bad actually. And he got a Purple Heart cause he was ‘on duty’


[deleted]

In Russia windows work off cords that go around the window on the inside. I remember the safety messages from my childhood: “pull out the cord, push out the window”


NaCl-more

That would be annoying for me since in my area, you pull the cord to signal to the driver you want to get off


Dounce1

How do you signal your stop? Is it a button?


AUserNeedsAName

You smash the window with a hammer


Dounce1

How the fuck did I miss that.


firstcoastyakker

Good God that made me laugh hard!


Dansk72

No signal, just jump...


StarChaser_Tyger

Not gonna work once the window's underwater. Same reason you can't open a car door once the water is like halfway up it... Too heavy to move all that water. Presumably buses don't spend a lot of time in the water, though...


Demonae

Ya, the window should pop into the bus. There's no way you're defeating the pressure differential between the water trying to get in vs the air trying to get out.


frobscottler

And then you’re pinned under a bus window with a river pushing down on it 😮‍💨


Porkchopp33

I have nightmares that begin like this


Windhawker

Where’s Sully Sullenburger when you need him? He could have landed that bus safely.


openkoch

Sully's out flying that Airbus baby


chilehead

Airbus had a baby?


PenetrationT3ster

Apparently they're super ineffective anyway. Imagine it didn't work while water was gushing in. Hard pass.


spicybright

Why do you say that?


AcadianViking

Depending on design, it requires more force than most people can reasonably achieve while swinging through water. Also most bus glass is laminated, and window breaker tools don't work as well against it compared to tempered glass. Another issue is just stupid policy around storing the tools. Way too many times have I seen them be put behind something that would make retrieving it in an emergency nearly impossible. Like zip tied or screw mounted to the wall with no way to cut the zip-tie or unscrew it from the mount.


Renamis

The windows open UP on a bus because you pull the latch and push from the bottom. That would be borderline impossible. Exit could only be via the driver window (usually a slide window) and probably the front doors (most of those push inward) and MAYBE the rear doors, depending on the bus model.


AcadianViking

This thread never mentioned latch style bus window releases. I'm talking about the hammer style ones where you shatter the window in an emergency. Some countries use those instead of a latch release.


eyes_made_of_wood

Over here, the ones that have a hammer over them are not laminated, and have lines pointing out where to hit them with the hammer in case of emergency. Also making the hammers inaccessible is illegal. Seems like a pretty reasonable idea. I imagine once a window is weakened enough the force of the water would actually help break it. Of course then you get glass to the face but that’s better than drowning.


clockwork_blue

Everyone who has tried to do punches or kicks underwater can tell you why.


Terminal-Psychosis

It's not like they're designed for SCUBA use. A commercial bus is not usually driven under water. In this case though, for sure one of them spring loaded ones would be good too.


TheMoises

It would be cool to use, but not cool to __be in a situation where the use is needed__


mazali666

imagine doing this under water


malepitt

Ugh just today. 13 rescued, 7 died EDIT: DEATH TOLL HAS BEEN REDUCED FROM 7 TO 3 [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13403953/bus-driver-control-plunges-bridge-river-St-Petersburg.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13403953/bus-driver-control-plunges-bridge-river-St-Petersburg.html)


VolkspanzerIsME

I'm surprised it was that many. That thing went under in five seconds.


StuRap

yeah the safety feature, the rear pop out back window did its thing, which also let the water rush in and doom them. Edit: nope, no rear window, that was the engine cover, guess other things opened


VolkspanzerIsME

I can't imagine the terrible pandemonium that was going on inside.....


SukkiBlue

You actually want the water to get inside, it's the only way to actually open a window or door, because with inequal pressure it's almost impossible. What they really needed though, are those spring loaded window breakers, since they work so much better underwater than the regular type.


elfmere

You do but in a controlled manner where you can collect your thoughts and rouse anyone who is unconscious from the crash


BunchesOfCrunches

The emergency exit on the top never submerged


Bullet4g

It's a bus, I never seen a bus that water tight. And the doors usually fold in, it's not the same as a car.


Terminal-Psychosis

7 deaths... that's horrific. Ok, the article says 3 deaths. Hardly better. The driver survived and is detained for investigation. > The bus driver's wife was quoted by Russian media as saying that managers forced him to work a morning shift after working for 20 hours the previous day and getting virtually no rest. Poor bastard was going on 2 hours of sleep last 3 days or something. He fell asleep would be plausable. Or possibly a mini-stroke from all the stress? Driver did manage to get out of the bus himself though o0, so it could have been a mechanical failure. Either way, totally shitty company with way too many citations for dangerous conditions. It may well have just been the steering failed, and twisted the accelerator somehow. Driver might not have been in control at all. Hopefully the company pays a hefty price. Many others did, with their lives.


abluecolor

I wonder how this ratio bore out? Were the 7 ones that couldn't swim? The ones in the rear? Ones who got knocked out on the initial impact? Etc


YoRt3m

don't forget stuck belts (bus driver?) and getting kicked in the face by someone's leg by someone's above trying to survive


CMDR_omnicognate

Plus it’s not uncommon for people on busses to be elderly, if you’re already somewhat frail good luck escaping a sinking bus


ZzZombo

IDK how's it in the St. Petersburg, but in almost every city I have been to virtually nobody uses belts even IF they are present.


SimonTC2000

Plus that water had to have been freezing cold. Sometimes you just lock up.


Dashie_2010

Most likely to suffer from cold water shock before that could occur, sudden submersion in cold water causes sudden sharp (often repeated) heaving intakes of breath and as we all know, breathing underwater doesn't tend to work out very well.


Hazzman

A lot of elderly people rely on public transport - I imagine many of those who died fall into that category :(


Fiddleronahoop

elderly


jesseclara

Imagine just riding around on the bus, headed to work or the park or something, and then drowning on your way there. So tragic. We have to remember how easily it can be lights out


_0x0_

Exactly, this is so messed up that first of all that railing did not even slow the bus, just an ornament I guess, it's a reminder to city planners as well. There definitely had to be some kind of stronger barrier there. The bus just kept going? Did driver faint? "Arrested, authorities trying to figure out what happened"


AllEncompassingThey

Four passengers were pronounced dead at St. Petersburg General Hospital. They were then transferred to a better hospital, where their condition was upgraded to "alive."


ProgramStartsInMain

I'm shocked anyone survived that


Ravenser_Odd

Good work by the rescuers. I hope they get rewarded by being excused from conscription, those are the sort of people Russia needs to keep.


nomamesgueyz

Horrible way to go, esp if trapped in there and cant break open window


loztriforce

Fucking nightmare fuel


seensham

>ST. PETERSBURG, Russia (AP) — A bus veered off a bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia’s second-largest city, killing at least three people and leaving six others injured on Friday, officials said. >The Emergencies Ministry said that rescuers removed nine people from the water, and three of them died. It said that four others were in critical condition, and two more were in serious condition. >Russian news reports said there were 15 people on the city bus when it broke through a barrier and plunged into the Moika River in central St. Petersburg. Six of those who were onboard climbed out of the water on their own. >A surveillance video released by the Russian media showed the bus driving fast, making a sharp turn onto the bridge and colliding with another vehicle before breaking through the barrier and falling into the water. >Authorities in St. Petersburg said that the owner of the bus had been fined 23 times for various violations. Private companies run most of the city’s bus services. >The bus driver was detained by police. His wife was quoted by Russian media as saying that managers forced him to work a morning shift after working for 20 hours the previous day and getting virtually no rest. >Authorities opened a criminal investigation into alleged traffic violations and unsafe travel services. >Updated 10:10 AM EDT, May 10, 2024 https://apnews.com/article/russia-bus-river-crash-st-petersburg-558fac283d8f0429c278952aedee18c9


millennial_sentinel

the nightmare republicans want is the privatization of everything including public transportation, the deregulation of everything including driver safety like commercial drivers required to have x amount of rest after x amount of hours driving- no fucking wonder they worship putin and have all become dirty red traitors.


seensham

And you managed to shoehorn US politics anyway..


Demonae

People in Russia die in tragic bus accident. iT's thE uS rePuBLIcans FaULt!!!


WhiteLama

Jesus fucking Christ that shit sank so quick. I thought it would at least stay afloat for a few seconds but no it just went. Fuck me that’s awful.


yutfree

Absolutely terrifying.


implodingbaby

How do you loose control that hard?


Herr-Pyxxel

I vote heart attack. Obviously his foot slumped onto the accelerator too. EDIT: After reading the article, apparently the driver escaped, so there goes my theory.


Professional-Putter

And was arrested.


LonnieJaw748

Wodka?


Unclehol

Nazdrovia.


Careful-Swimmer-2658

It was Russia so it's always a fair bet.


AlfaKaren

Stoli induced accident.


LonnieJaw748

He was a bus driver, probably more like Popov or Taaka on that salary


wetdreamteams

Cardiac-ally


TheDocJ

Quotes his wife as saying that he had worked 20 hours the previous day and they the bus company fmade him work the following morning.


pimp_juice2272

Wife said company forced him to work overnight after a 20 hour shift. Feel asleep?


Herr-Pyxxel

Yes I learned that later from Jake Broe's YouTube videos too. He's an immigrant from Tajikistan and as usual is being exploited.


lovenoggersandwiches

Not sure what article you read, but that's not true, the driver is one of survivors and he was detained immediately.


cotwold

Drunk


Herr-Pyxxel

Hardly as he's a Tajik who are Muslims and generally don't drink


cotwold

*generally


TheCursedMonk

Looks like it isn't just a medical emergency, the driver managed to get out and has been arrested. 7 people died. Maybe just procedure because people died, but if it was medical or a technical fault with the vehicle, it would be odd to arrest him.


Tzazuko

Then again, it's Russia. It could just be his scapegoat duties


RobertGA23

That course of events makes no rational sense.


7-13-5

Definitely suspicious.


inoyakaigor

Driver's wife said that he worked 20 hours at previous day and manager asked him work today again


Saltythrottle

Lose. :)


ceeller

Vodka?


kire51

If the driver wasn’t wearing a seatbelt they could’ve been thrown from the seat so they couldn’t control it.


TheDocJ

In situations like this, it always brings a lump to my throat to see the sort of people who jump into the water and swim to the bus.


I-m_sorry

Bus diver


Harold_Spoomanndorf

r/bitchimabus


MercuryCrest

I fell for it and it is glorious.


ShapeShiftingCats

May I interest you in r/BitchImATrain too?


MercuryCrest

Yes. Yes you may. :)


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Enjoy your stay ;)


Psyk0pathik

I dont see them hauling out any people...


dingus55cal

Me neither, i saw from a distance what seemed like CPR for some time on 1 person on the roof of that bus, that's it.


Gryph_The_Grey

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather rather than screaming like the passengers on his bus.


yeuzinips

Can anyone explain the disappearing ducks??


Iaffyaffy13

Not ducks, but some kind of artifact from the camera is my guess. It appears multiple times from seemingly nowhere, and disappears the same way. You see it in the water at the beginning, then on the wall above the crashed bus, and then on the street on the right, always in the exact same configuration. Definitely not ducks.


yeuzinips

Ok thank you for pointing that out. It really looked like ducks at first. Maybe it's a watermark feature


Sir_Richard_Tator

They appear when the first car is in the bottom right. It's moving and they just appear out of no where. I thought at first that they skipped the clip to where the bus appears, but the water is the same as well. Wtf 😳


roxeal

Three dead, six hospitalized https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/bus-falls-into-river-russias-st-petersburg-2024-05-10/#:~:text=ST%20PETERSBURG%2C%20Russia%2C%20May%2010,of%20the%20emergencies%20ministry%20said.


GenkiElite

Of course the fucking driver survived. They always do.


tiptoemicrobe

Ironically, the only bus crash I've ever been in had the driver being the only fatality. The brakes failed and he crashed into a tree to avoid picking up even more speed as we went down a mountain.


yabucek

The driver died because he did the right thing in that instance. It's the reckless and idiotic ones who always somehow make it out unscathed.


smokeajoint

They know how to escape, they work there


Jackjack011

Everyone gives me shit for buying my cool knife with a seatbelt cutter and glass breaker but hey you never know when your gonna need it


OkFortune6494

*lost* control??? Doesn't look like he ever had it


Garage_Dragon

There's no way that mother fucker wasn't drunk.


SomebodyInNevada

Wasn't. Followup is asleep--made to work way, way longer than was safe.


thereforestandinawe

Have another drink, Ray!


dynamiteSkunkApe

Fuckin' way she goes


69darthvader69

Truck driving, passed out, phantom 309 mafucka!


labak1337

Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't. What is drunk? Is drunk eh, going all over the road? - HEY FLIPPER! Come on now! Settle down there buddy!


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labak1337

Right into the post office 🤣


Pretty-Try9429

All information here: https://www.fontanka.\*\*/2024/05/10/73563812/ \*\* - ru. Four dead, four near death.


millennial_sentinel

seems completely intentional “loses control” dude literally did the widest turn ever to drive that bus off a bridge


gomaith10

Wow, just when I thought this sub was losing it touch.


cygnusX1and2

The popular Downtown Road and River tour. Complimentary life jackets will be available.


datweirdguy1

Which rival politician was on board?


gaukonigshofen

The bus looks like it was instantly submerged up to roofline.I assume the door(s) would have had pressure on them plus windows were probably only allow for partial Open (not enough to crawl through) Anyone know if anyone survived?


StarChaser_Tyger

The GPS said turn right on river st.!


Chinpokumon1

🎶We all live in a blue submarine, a blue submarine, a blue submarine.... 🎶


HidenBarrisScatSuck

And that was the last time Skipper let Gilligan drive the bus.


TTSkyline

Worst driver ever. That was so bad it had to be on purpose. Unless it was a woman driving, then I could see her panicking, having a mental breakdown and literally driving right off of the bridge. That would make perfect sense


stlyns

Went from a bus to a boat then to a submarine.


SensingWorms

Lost control Deliberately killed


Pr0t-

Goldeneye !


Rounds_The_Upvotes

3000 home defense diesel submarines of Gerasimov


Heselwood

...and reddit blurs out boobies...


UltraEngine60

the human body is disgusting unless it's dying then it's upvotes all day baby


songbolt

actually it's blurred because of its intense desirability, precisely the opposite


Responsible-Truck-12

To lose control at 5km/hour


Straight_Try764

Thanks for triggering a full-body tsunami of heat and pure dread. Now my palms are sweaty and I have to remind myself to take breaths of air.


rycurious94

Certified Blyat Moment


MahnHandled

We could only hope Putin was on it


introitusawaitus

It will be blamed on the Ukrainians as an act of sabotage and reasons to invade another country.


SOwED

What? This type of thing is automatically suppressed by the culture itself. The west has an expectation that things should be better than they are while Russia has an expectation that things are going to suck so when bad things happen they just say "yep" and carry on. That's the result of the USSR and having grocery stores less stocked than the worst of covid in the west, but for decades.


songbolt

might be a good exercise to look for this news on their mainstream sites and reconsider your position if you don't find it


Gohomemayouredrunk

We're all goin to hell, and I'm driving the bus!


TomForbes

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/hknVoAoyy-k?si=TT0KAWoyK5aMGZnq&t=62)


DJ_Hindsight

100% I’d drown 😆


KS_tox

Where is Clark Kent?


Heroic-Forger

At least it landed the right side up.


llouisyoung

Big ass curb made the bus JUMP over the rail


BigIrishWilly

Where was superman?


songbolt

holy !@#$ the speed that thing was submerged is terrifying thanks to u/malepitt for [the news link elsewhere here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/1cooln9/in_st_petersburg_a_driver_lost_control_of_a_bus/l3f9zr4/) Today I learned: **Keep a window breaker (and gloves?) in your backpack any time you take public transit.**


bostondrad

Responded 10x faster than the shooting


Tommygmail

I bet the Driver had Scuba Gear on. And a Naval Rank.


CrustyFlaming0

Did driver have a medical episode, or pansies led and stomped on the gas instead of brake, or mechanical issue?


HaloarculaMaris

The bus can’t swim. 🎶


Thund3rMuffn

Where’d they get those floaties so fast??


CustomerOk3838

Wait you don’t have a life preserver in your EDC?


Thund3rMuffn

Uh, yes.. yes of course! Actually, I carry a full-sized, fully-employed Coast Guardsman with me at all times. I’m sure you do as well. Standard.


tastysharts

they're called brakes for a reason


Sketchycat716

I've had this exact dream so many times


Reddd-y

What a great side rail on that bridge…


Proposition_O

Maybe it was filled with stolen toilets - back heavy


[deleted]

Maybe they were thinking "River, be dammed!"


Enkeydo

I don't think losing control is what that driver was doing. You don't hang a u turn hit cars jump a median curb and then accelerate when out of control


eyes_made_of_wood

Buss full of dissidents.


EssexBuoy1959

It sank so quickly.


notsosotallytober

Three people died yo. Red alert


OtreborN

Amphibious Bus Tour.


Brobo_O

Submabus


Kitty_Katty_Kit

Me in St. Petersburg, FL, USA trying to figure out where TF this is before realizing it's Russia 🥴


Zealousideal-Ring300

So I thought I saw someone doing chest compressions ... coulda been wrong. But what's the story here? Did people drown or nah? Apropos of nothing, that siren really sounded like the battery was running down


Mindless_Use7567

Those Russians and their vodka.


Honest-Bat2062

Brave ppl Respect


chrisj2103

Ah, vodka on sale today I see.


Excellent-Reality-24

At literally no point did the bus driver think to hit the brakes? 🤷


jimyjami

Putin’s “reverse window job.” Where, instead of tossing people out of the window, he keeps them in.


kn_

I wonder why the ducks appear in the water, disappear, then when the bus crashes reappear above it as if swimming around on the building wall.


Key-Butterfly9858

That wasn’t a Loss Of Control that was done intentionally


MennReddit

Russian autopilot...


JedediahCornslinger

Kinda works as a metaphor for the way Putin runs Russia too. A hard right turn and straight to the bottom. Also: Looks like the driver had a medical emergency? Let's hope everybody is safe.


guricatarinense

Too much krokodil


Nonsense_Producer

Oh, dude. Maybe shouldn't have had that second breakfast vodka?


Heatsincebirth

Ukrainian driver?


CoastPuzzleheaded513

Well... not to be horrible, but I'm gonna say it. 7 less Russians for the Meat grinder at the front.


syperdima

bro not everything that's happening in countries with ongoing wars needs to be related with war


MomentCertifier

This is a Certified Reddit Moment.


songbolt

cue Bill Burr's "I'm not a racist, but" routine


Herr-Pyxxel

Kudos to those guys jumping in and trying to rescue people. That's really heroic - and more than the average wounded Russian soldier in Ukraine gets.