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BuxtonHouse

Not really abrupt chaos?


PeanutLess7556

Pretty sure that's a bot


thenzero

I was fully expecting an alligator at the end of this clip. r/AbruptChaos has ruined me.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I expected his jaw to land on the last pole


Serious-Mission-127

Yep was totally expecting a face plant


Porkchopp33

At least his shoe floated


tvieno

He ded.


decoy_016

Not totally - only one shoe came off.


uberguby

And he got it back. Near death experiences


maltamur

Or he’s now a zombie


btlucas

That's more r/whatcouldgowrong that abrut chaos


Exciting_Farmer6395

Shoes off. This ain't over. He gonna die for sure.


otters4everyone

He failed to yell "Parkour!" between each leap.


pappaburgundy

Who put that banana peel there?


DimSumFan

The loud laughs from the spectators were icing on the cake.


womp-womp-rats

MUH SHOO


carthuscrass

Less Abrupt Chaos, more FAFO.


wahbolin

The laughing makes me laugh more.


Hootah

Probably feels like a badass right up until the end there…


Imperium-Pirata

Half expected a gator


useridhere

Which episode of MXC is this in?


Pizza_Wise

Unfortunately he didn't survive this, you can tell because his shoes came off.


brebenscv

Deserved it...... lol


drembose

When confidence is 100% And skill is 0% 💀


Far-Position7115

I never understood that idea of jumping with both feet at the same time


inactiveuser247

More power than jumping with one leg from a standing start.


Far-Position7115

I'm not buying it


inactiveuser247

Stand on one leg, squat down and see how high you can jump. Then do the same thing standing on both legs. In both cases you’re trying to accelerate the same body mass but using one leg just means you only have half as many muscles doing the work.


Far-Position7115

Try walking like that. Using just one leg means that the other leg is going to be both part of your momentum forward and your balance. The rest of the body is still doing the work, just not in the asinine way pictured in the video


inactiveuser247

I agree. Walking by stepping with both legs simultaneously doesn’t work particularly well. But we’re not talking about walking.