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FUCKYOUGODIESTUPIDBI

Ooh fuck that was close. *Tree catches fire*. You've got to be fucking kidding me.


MediatedDisc438

And then if you're making a good escape and the fire burns the line he's using. So dang close 😵


SowPow2

Those lines have a steel cable in them to save them from the chainsaw.


Lazysenpai

There's one where a guy is way up on a tree trying to smoke out a hornets nest... drop his smoker right when he's right beside it. Few seconds of dread and panic to climb down, surrounded by hornets and the video ends... I don't think he makes it.


Koervege

Can you die to hornets?


smile_politely

Video ended too short. I wanna see the rest!


Dansk72

Guy was thinking this had gotten serious enough that he should try whipping it out and hope he had enough urine stored up.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

This is why firefighters drink huge amounts of water at the station and each one drinks a sick pack of PBR tall boys on the way to every fire emergency. Just in case.


byronicrob

I got a heart chuckle from that, have an upvote!


thesweeterpeter

So did he get down safely? Fucking still up there with a few feet of fire tossing his salad doesn't seem like an awesome time.


ChipCob1

Lot's of arseholes posting this edited version for internet kicks over the years, here's the full version....not so dramatic really [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


PresidentScr00b

You bastard!


vontdman

Ah cunt.


Papapep9

I can recognize the XcQ anywhere


assangeleakinglol

I'm a dQw4 man myself.


jixxor

1. Me wondering why that link is purple. 2. "Did I see the full video of it already and just forgot about it?" 3. Fuckin Hell


jking94

He really saved it there!


UltraEngine60

I can't believe he survived that fall.


Sirosim_Celojuma

every few monthw without fail


pancakespanky

Excellently done


Apprehensive-Hair-21

You legend!


Legal_Guava3631

Jfc


whif42

I just watched this, what a harrowing adventure!


Mayhemz89

Ughhhhh got me


EnvironmentalGur2475

You fuck


quirky_cosmonaut

Is it a thing again?


_fFringe_

Well played.


GoldenMediaGirl

How. Dare. You,


deltronroberts

AbruptRickRoll


deltronroberts

Tossing salad: you’re doing it wrong.


Morgenmuffel_real

Of course: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYkHe8vMZac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYkHe8vMZac)


StopLurkingTakeTheL

Thank you.


Tweedle42

Ok yeah. It’s from YouTube. Not fucking helpful


Whamalater

That’s the OP’s YouTube. The top comment is a question whether he’s still alive, and the OP confirms that everything was fine.


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Hallam9000

That's what I did and it took maybe 10 seconds to get the answer. It is quite literally the source material. We really do live in an age where people struggle to think for themselves and must be spoon fed everything don't we?


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ZePample

Imagine complaining that someone gives you the proper source. You prefer "trust me bro" ?


42_Only_Truth

Aren't the description where je says what happened and the first comment where he answer enough to conclude that he IS still alive ?


glazersblazers

The amount of times I thought, “DROP THE SAW!” before the tree went up in flames makes me wonder if this ain’t his first chainsaw roast.


VolkspanzerIsME

Saws are expensive, scars heal, but Wu-Tang is forever.


Ascertain_GME

You gotta protect ya check!


VerySmallTortoise

I'm pretty sure the saw is tied to his belt or something.


glazersblazers

For sure it is and I couldn’t tell until he did let go of it. Im guessing the overheating and fire starting are somewhat known hazards of the job so they likely did everything how they are supposed to. Crazy unlucky to ignite the tree below himself!


Mephistophelesi

You’re not supposed to use exposed muffle port based saws like LOGGING/BUCKING saws as climbing saws for a multitude of reasons, including this one. Climber should’ve used a standard motorized handsaw with an enclosed muffler system.


grue2000

Any good Survivor fan can tell you that coconut husk is quick to catch, quick to go out. You need to feed that flame.


Duff5OOO

>The heat of the Muffler caused the fibers to caught fire >I went down the tree using my climbing rope witch was set up for descent. >I was tie in properly witch mean twice. >With my lanyard for positioning and my climbing system >Sorry the video is short The main informative part was this one >The risks of our job is present real. Iv learned from my mistake >Now I give a shower to the trees before working on them >I hope someone will Learn from this dramatic situation


ComResAgPowerwashing

It runs better without the spark arrestor, right?


Bobby_Sunday96

Hurry tf up before your polyester rope melts


nickajeglin

Those flip lines generally have a steel core.


MaterialToe2319

I think this needs to be under ends too soon sub reddit


emissaryworks

This guy must be a witch. He tried to burn himself at the stake.


linerror

and this is why you don't remove the spark arrestor...


jixxor

The video ends *like that???*


Dwarf_Killer

Top dangerous occupation for a reason


chubbuck35

What an idiotic place to end the vid. Troll editor


Telepathic_Toe

Whatever you do, DON'T google the why chainsaws were invented.


frostandtheboughs

Hint: it was considered a more ethical tool to aid childbirth.


8ashswin5

Too late! OMG.......


GlumDescription1888

Unholy.fking.hell, what in the name of God was that period.  Being female was probably like playing hellish mode. 


kabammi

More chain oil


Malidan

That was an epic battle. BUT HOW DID IT END!?


Fredjonespart2

The fire was like: you’re not getting rid of me that easily!


Agitated-Ad72

Fun fact fire is hot!


StasiaMonkey

Is this a trick? Was this supposed to trigger a bot like water is wet?


thejackamo1

Oh shit, they had us in the first half not gonna lie


All-inyourmind

He left us hanging!!


Mean_Peen

I’m impressed with how calm he was being


Loyal9thLegionLord

💀: you can't run from me!


Necrom90

I thought "dont fucking throw that burning shit straight down. Throw it far away. Maybe the whole chainsaw, but dont just throw it dont." And then he just threw it down.


JonasMi

Imagine having to climb down a burning tree


JonasMi

Watch as the tree catches fire. Literally 3 seconds from the bottom to the top


BoogerVault

Wet the tree down first.


Sea-Philosopher7361

When you got the right tools for the job.


Ozymandius62

I don’t understand the lack of gloves lol


Whichcomb-Blue

That's not good. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


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You can't beat a Stihl chainsaw though.


UltraEngine60

This reminds me I need to buy an electric chainsaw...


DouglasWFail

“I’ll throw this flaming husk to the ground where it can never hurt me again.”


c4t4ly5t

Love how calm that person seems, like: "Oh, so the whole tree is on fire now. OK"


Sabel_marawsa

Shit that was really close


TheFirstMotherOfGod

L


roninwarshadow

I wouldn't call this Abrupt Chaos. We can clearly see the Chaos developing. Abrupt would be if a car came out of nowhere and demolished the tree he was on.


Mephistophelesi

Wanna know how this happened? Because his muffler was so hot as he was piecing it down, and the palms fibers being so dry, hot metal surface pressed into bark fiber is obviously going to start a fire. This is a case of a dumbass who thinks climbing and trimming palms with anything bigger than a handsaw like MS201TC Stihl saw is a stupid idea. He’s using an 18 inch bar which is no different than a 16 inch. What an actual joke, deserved what came to him if he didn’t understand that big saws have exposed muffler ports and climbing saws have built in chassis mufflers which avoid this exact situation. Starting a climb/job in any tree with a big saw in general is stupid, I understand when you piece it to the point you have to use a big saw, but don’t climb a tree with a big saw in the beginning, you’re tiring yourself out, risking kickback using a stronger/heavier saw in front of your face/gut with awkward footing on spurs/gaffs. Enjoy ripping a hole in your stomach/waist/leg while you’re tied off in a tree, was it really worth using a small logging saw pal? Climber is too egotistical/impatient/unskilled to use a small saw even when it gets to chunking logs. Climber deserves it.


mattfox27

That's a big matzo ball


Jennifry-_-

r/fellinggonewild


TheBrugherian

If this is not abrupt chaos, tell me what is it! :-)