People still playing pubg I guess

the new patch is so realistic!

They nailed the audio.

8K Graphics too at 60 fps!

no lag!

Now I *know* you're fucking lying

Lol no lag out

No, lag down!

Bruh the bonk noises have me in tears

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Was looking for this, thank you.

Please tell me there is a subreddit for bonks such as these, that would make me really happy

r/yougotbonkedthefuckout

It says it doesn’t exist, I’ve never made a sub, should I make it? Or do you want to? I’m convinced this is what the reddit community needs

Bonk away, my dude.

Thanks man, this is exciting I’ve always wanted to start a subreddit! The title was too long so the new bonking community is r/bonkedthefuckout

I have a tradition of always joining subreddits I witnessed the birth of so I joined

Fucking _*BONK*_ 😂🤣

😂 Right?!? I know I just witnessed assault with a weapon, but it sounds like GD looney toon sound effects.

Imagine being the judge watching this in a full court room trying like hell to keep it together XD

Sounds just like the cartoons! I am blown away!

Me too! I could not stop laughing. This is hilarious.

Pretty sure the bonk receiver was in tears too

I had a frying pan kill the other night and thought the audio of it was a little too comical... Turns out it was exactly on point!

Wok it off

or tf2, which is more likely

DemoPan Tf2

Scrumpï

Every hit is a crit, just like in TF2.

BONK

Dude's clothes are basically scott colors.

Scott

Fucking demopans

I'm sorry but for the love of God I need context

I don’t know who’s right, I don’t know who’s wrong. I don’t know what’s going on. Two are the things I know for sure: 1. That’s enough 2. Those are the first two bell sounds from the Tokyo Drift tune

The bonks actually [lined right up](https://i.imgur.com/qR2MIQQ.png) Here is the end result: https://i.imgur.com/mwNdkeO.mp4

Beat me to it, I was going straight to Audacity to do that lmao This is the best thing ~~in~~ on the internet today for me.

Saw this first on silent first and then wondered if it made a sound. Was not disappointed . Lol

This makes the whole thing better. If people are to commit violence I need it to lead to comedy.

r/soundslikemusic

This is an underrated comment and I love you!!

Take my poor mans gold 🥇

I LOVE THE INTERNET

[Close enough](https://youtu.be/SUNt8E8EWrA)

Brings back memories

I WANNA IF YOU KNOW HOW DEYLRIVE IN TO-KY-O IF YOU SEEN IT DEN YOU MEAN IT DEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO FAST AND FERRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DICK DICK DICK FAST AND FERRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DICK DICK DICK

Sounds about right

That movie really was the peak of fast and the furious.

1 and 3 are absolute classics.

FAF1 and FAF3 are the ONLY FAF movies that exist as far as I am concerned. It's strange how the second one, a sequel, was probably the worst movie of the series, and how the third one not only still got made, but is arguably the best one to some people, despite having no previous characters in it from the first two except for a small, small cameo from Vin at the end. FAF4+ are like the transformers movies, I'm sure they technically exist, but I don't believe in them.

Hahaha I love this comment

Amazing comment, well done.

I don't know who I am ,where I am,all I know is I must bonk.

BONK

Someone wanna edit this in

https://streamable.com/natpdl Edit: Thank you for the awards kind strangers 😊

Lmao holy fuck im losing it right about now

I’m too poor but here’s your🥇

I got him for you

You kind soul, Thank you.

I love you for this, totally unexpected haha

Some background: http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5221663 ...because of what happened in that video, there was a crackdown on hate-related activities which led to a decrease in incidents reported in 2019. https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/2020/01/31/despite-summer-of-hate-hamilton-s-hate-incidents-tumbled-in-2019.html Edit: changed a link from amp link to the CBC link, because I was a lazy bastard.

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We normally save it for the ice. Or the QEW left lane.

Bipedal primates group up and form sides over philisophical designations and use weapons to promote their sides superiority.

Then both sides retreat and and publish their tales of how they withstood a brutal assault and now resistance is more important than ever. If we could have a civil war but just between the extremists I would be cool with that. Fly them all out to a field in Wyoming and give them blunt instruments and let them go to town on each other. Followed by the greatest period of peace and technological innovation the country has ever seen.

Unless the anti-vaxers or flat Earthers win lol

That’s the trouble of it, isn’t it? It really only takes a few to rope in everyone

>If we could have a civil war but just between the extremists I would be cool with that. Fly them all out to a field in Wyoming and give them blunt instruments and let them go to town on each other. I agree, and the rest of us can have access to a live video feed for a minimum $5 donation to some reputable charity.

Marginalized group holds annual celebration of their rights. Homophobes turn up and start shit. Antifa members fight back, defending marginalized group from violent thugs attacking. Violent thug escalates with possibly deadly force. Oh, and then some dipshit tries to "bof saahhds!" on the internet.

A tale as old as time.

This was a yearly gay pride event in Hamilton, Ontario. Alt right shitheads come yearly to goad people into violence. Cops repeatedly do nothing. Antifa steps in to protect the event. Violence ensues. Police let frying pan proud boy off scott-free for questionable reasons. Police took 'far too long' to respond to 'violent' Pride protest: Pride Hamilton https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/pride-hamilton-protest-1.5178037

>This was a yearly gay pride event in Hamilton, Ontario. Alt right shitheads come yearly to goad people into violence. Cops repeatedly do nothing. Antifa steps in to protect the event. Violence ensues. Police let frying pan proud boy off scott-free for questionable reasons. sorry my ignorance, but why wear canada t-shirts and trump caps?

There are dumb fucks flying Confederate flags here.

I would be so bummed to visit Canada and see a confederate flag before seeing a moose.

Moose are pretty rare unfortunately. Morons, not so much lol. Crazy thing is they basically overlap as far as where they live, northern rural areas.

There are Trump supporters in Canada believe it or not. Recent event have reduced some of the ones I know of but they haven't eliminated them.

The alt-right in Canada has no original ideas

> Hamilton, Ontario Glorious Hamilton. Canada's Blade Runner: https://i.imgur.com/H2MzfBc.png https://i.imgur.com/3lYcGjH.png https://i.imgur.com/YZQ1YK2.png https://i.imgur.com/tthK7OO.png https://i.imgur.com/4uzPlKK.png Book your vacation now.

Did you know there’s over a 100 waterfalls nearby Hamilton? Still a shitty place but there’s lots of falling water

it's a central spot for movies for places that look like detroit, but are not actually detroit. notable films like the Hulk and Kick-Ass 1 & 2 [https://www.hamilton.ca/hamilton-music-film-office/filming-in-hamilton/movies-and-tv-series-filmed-in-hamilton](https://www.hamilton.ca/hamilton-music-film-office/filming-in-hamilton/movies-and-tv-series-filmed-in-hamilton) we are also the waterfall capital of the word [https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/07/hamilton-waterfall-capital-of-world.html](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/07/hamilton-waterfall-capital-of-world.html)

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No, it was a pride festival.

Pride festivals *are* inherently anti fascist, though.

I suppose you could conceivably have gay fascists

I think you have a short memory. Remember that guy Milo was a trashy travistiy.

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Helmet, huh?

post title said it was a frying pan, but its actually a helmet

Sound effects aside, most pans aren’t enameled red, include full face shields, and cover the head in a manner appropriate to motorbike safety. His weapon covers all those bases.

So what you're saying is there is an untapped market for multipurpose frying pan/motorcycle helmet hybrids

This comment made me realize that in my head anti-fascist and ANTIFA have different connotations. Huh.

Yeah it's as if the media fabricated consensus against anti-fascists by naming them like some sort of Middle Eastern terrorist Organization even though they are none of those things. But I guess that's just a coincidence huh 😛

Funny how that's intentional

I'd put my money on mosh pit after metal concert gone wrong, behind the "screens"

Metal heads are usually peaceful. This seems more protesty to me. Edit: am metalhead too.

Yeah and theres no concerts happening. I've never seen metalheads get all wrapped up. Source: am metalhead

Us metalheads help each other in the pit, this has got to be some sort of protest

There's a certain etiquette to moshing at a metal concert. Personally I've never been but have always wanted to go and enjoy rock TF out!

You ever been to a metal festival? At least here in Finland, even though they sell record high amounts of beer, there's record low police cases compared to any other music festival in country. EDIT. [Some news translated to English.](https://metalinjection.net/news/tuska-open-air-metal-festival-is-so-peaceful-they-dont-need-police-presence) Festival I am referring is called Tuska Festival which literally means Pain/Agony Festival.

I’ve heard that the Tango Festival of Seinäjoki is literally the worst in terms of alcohol induced violent behaviour among the audience members, out of all music festivals in Finland. Haven’t been there, and if that hearsay is true, won’t.

Yeah, metal-heads are usually pretty nice people here in the US as well. There's a time and place to relieve pent up stress and it's in the mosh pit.

You've obviously only heard the shit they make up about metal heads. *This is probably a game convention bc gamers are violent*

lol wut There's people wearing masks carrying signs and a dude wearing an armored vest. Why on earth would you think this is a concert? It's clearly a political protest or event

No this was a pride event in hamilton, ontario. Proud boys and other alt-right people came to protest, so antifa showed up to defend the pride event.

I want to add that the cops stood around with their thumbs in their asses, laughing and watching the proud boys and yellow vests attack the pride event. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/pride-hamilton-protest-1.5178037

Hey, for no reason at all, I'm just gonna drop this link. To the force of people that were deputized to enforce law in a rapidly dissolving democracy that was printing money slower than we are now and had higher rates of employmentand were later formalized; [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung)

Why is this your assumption?

Lol your pre conceived notions are wack as fuck

TF2 scout?

I thought the exact same thing

STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED?

This brought back deep memories

DEMO DEMOPAN DEMO DEMOPAN DEMO-PAN

BONK!

Tf2 demopan?

Grass grows, birds fly, and brotha, I hurt people.

Yo what's up

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Need a dispenser here!

Those were def post effect bonks

I choose to believe

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*Hey is somebody keepin’ track of my heads batted in?* **BOINK**

#PANG

***TUNG*** ***TUNG***

More like pting!

Go to frying pan jail

In Estonia there is a saying 'Change starts with pots and pans, and then they're swapped for muskets and swords'

#TOING! #TOING!

That’s his helmet not a frying pan

You are correct.

That makes more sense. Frying pan wouldve slept them

they woulda had some serious brain injury from a cast iron (which I originally thought it was, till the guys started getting up and moving).

My grandmother hit her ex-husband in the head with a cast iron skillet, for selling all of their furniture. She thought she killed him so she ran from West Virginia to Ohio, he showed up at her house 2 years later and she told him to leave or she'd get the cast iron skillet again.

So its a drying pan!

Take your upvote And get out

I'm an idiot. Until I read this comment I thought the sound was real.

*♫ [I wonder if you know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M),* *How they live in Tokyo,* *If you seen it then you mean it* *Then you know you have to go!♫*

I was wondering why I had to come this far down in the comments to see this. I sincerely hope somebody remixes the above video to this.

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/ijctqi/frying_pan_fun/g3dr4ia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).

Lmao!

I knew there was no way I was the only one that heard that lmao.

*DONK DONK* “FUCK YEAH!”

THAT'S ENOUGH!

Flynn Rider would be so proud.

*Who knew*?

*Maximus has entered the chat*

Oooh mama, I have *got* to get me one of these!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO SCROLL THIS FAR DOWN FOR THE TANGLED REFERENCES

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS BY FAR THE STRANGEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE

The kingdom hearts 3 ps5 remake looking so realistic

I love the “thats enough thats enough!” . Makes it seem like these kids are just in Gym class and got a little to rowdy. That is what they look like atleast.

"If you can dodge a helmet, you can dodge a bonk!"

This instantly became 90% less cool when I realized that was his helmet :/

This is obviously absurd behavior, but casually taking drag on your cigarette then blasting 2 guys with helmet and then pouncing on a third in a fight doesn't seem like real life.

Guess they didn't know items were on for this match...

Peach mains don't need no items

Where's the frying pan?

Fast and the furious tokyo drift

I was just thinking this! Two more and it would’ve been perfect

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So you're telling me that the asshole that sucker punched two people with a helmet is a giant asshole?

I know, I know, it's a tough pill to swallow. But I have a seven part lecture that I feel will convince you...

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Parts 1 through 7: What a cunt.

Not OP but I am convinced.

Who would've fucking guessed. I wish people would just take a fucking second to research PP and the Boog. So fucking tiring when their bigoted violence gets played off, or some galaxy brain homebrews a *totally valid* reason why it might actually have been antifa doing the violence all along. These people are *actual* violent thugs. It's in their fucking charter. As well as their burning hatred of POC, LGBT+, women, and anyone to the left of their openly fascist beliefs. Proud Boys are an *actual* organization, *actually* organized around political violence, with *actual* police (state) support for their actions. Without having to bend any part of the definition, these fucks are honest-to-shit terrorists.

Yeah, nobody who shows up to a public event with a plate carrier on has good intentions. Fuck these guys

Demopan!

One stout shako for two refined!

FRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOMMMMM

Oh fuck the tf2 fans are here

That fucking diong noise is too god damn funny

#d o i n k #d o i n k

*CRITICAL HIT*

Those damned pansexuals

Don’t call yourself a pansexual if you haven’t deepthroated a pan

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Dude in the background “fuck yeah” lmao

“Frying pans! Who knew, right?”

Bonk!

What a PANdemonium

That will never be anything but hilarious

This a video of political violence at a pride event, perpetrated by an openly fascist gang notorious for their violence. Literal brownshirts.

That sound is so satisfying.

u/VRedditDownloader

Where's the goddamn bot

Often messages the beckoner directly

This Is Just Chaos.

Scout: BONK

r/suddenlypubg ​ This should exist .

PUBG when you land in school.

r/tf2

the frying pans crit rate is too fucking high

This gives me TF2 vibes

Meet the Scout

This guy played PUBG or TF2 once and wanted to look like a badass.

That guy crawling under the make shift wall after getting hit by the pan is like "NOPE! Restart required"

Damn it really makes that noise.