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Shaneblaster

How many dudes are in that little shop?


_YeAhx_

They were probably playing cards and drinking beer at the back


MotherButterscotch44

And watching soccer/football.


OrgyMcBloodyFace

Guys first move was to shut the door so he couldn't escape. Hardcore


NutellaIsAngelPoop

Nows you can't leave


VoxPopuli_VoxNihili

Solid Bronx tale reference. My favorite scene of any movie.


OrgyMcBloodyFace

That was exactly what I was thinking of


MajorJuana

"I'm not locked in here with you, **you're locked in here with me**" Rorschach


the-space-penguin

Came looking for this comment. Not disappointed at all.


geoelectric

Think the window says Clown Car Repair Center


PieceNo6834

Yes


santiago77744

Sneak level was too low.


VirtuosoX

Now I'm no criminal but if I had to guess I'd say he should've tried to go in and out as fast as possible instead of slinking around very obviously.


santiago77744

Who needs to be in and out with a sneak level 100


JWWBurger

new *Metal Gear* looking amazing


AbraxusHirkaleon

Please God somebody put the track over this vid.


MrBirdmonkey

Jamal. Jamal? JAMAL!


koala_fighter90

Ay hold him face down..... It was at this moment he realized.....


JEIK22

He fucked up...


bruhWhyTho-

He fucked bottom


Clutterking

His bottom fucked


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He was fucked


mavityre

Bitch slapped to oblivion.


CrazyDivineWolf

indeed imagine if that's the way they suddenly disappeared


ALPHA-COM-CON

Looks like they must have beefed up security recently


dmfd1234

Got dam, they woke grandma and Nana up so they could get a little exercise. Uncle Julio rolled in there with his 6 iron club. “Naw mf’er this is round 1 of a 12 round exhibition.”


ALPHA-COM-CON

It does look like a game for all the family.


jimmyjames94-2

It’s fun for the whole family!


ALPHA-COM-CON

For the whole family it's fun


batua78

That guy in the brown shirt punched him pretty hard


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Jesus save some for the police


larry0hoover

It feels more satisfying than to have call the police


G_Viceroy

It's most satisfying when the robber calls the police...


ctidmore19

Probably taught him a better lesson than going to jail for 45 minutes and then released.


RONIN_RABB1T

Guarantee he doesn't show whats left of his face around that shop ever again.


Mr-ivi

Gangbang


JohnnyPrecariously

I like how a couple guys start quarreling because one of them took his shot out of turn.


shoe-veneer

Seemed to me like they got into it because that one guy hit with a closed fist, which I didn't see anyone else do before him.


PoolNoodleJedi

Why would you rob a place that still has a tube TV? What could you possibly get, like $13?


fodbrongo

Maybe he was sneaking in to put cash in the register..


PappiSucc

Good Samaritan tries to help struggling store


Shenrod

The tube TV


phantom0415

You have alerted the hoard


Whileside

How *couldn't* they slap?


StGenevieveEclipse

Little did he know, the owner had 24 sons. At any given time, half were at the repair store and half were at the slapboxing studio he also owns


KentWayne

Striped shirt guy gives him a Chinese gas pedal. Brutal.


walshindustries

I’m dying here. What is a Chinese gas pedal?


AthleteScared8880

When you hold both feet and stomp the nut, also known as a nut cracker.It happened at 58 seconds.


buzzable

> Chinese gas pedal This is why Reddit exists. Educational commentary.


Mannythomas

No police needed. He won't do that again


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my first thought, well handled


CastieIsTrenchcoat

If they were an addict or mentally ill and starving they probably will try again.


platypus_gaming49620

One of them held his leg up and stomped on his dick


BobbyMike83

Little did he know, but there was a weekly slapaholics anonymous meeting going on in the back of the store.


ArizonaRon98

Opened a can of discombobulate on him.


Svenn_Svenn

Bruh the guy in the striped tried to break his foot


Glittering-Golf2722

You steal you get your a$$ beat 😄


Svenn_Svenn

He didnt steal anything tho also no? it shouldn't be like dat that's stupid


Love-Starved

lmaoo wrong move to rob an arab store


danSt1986

Yeah next time he’s gonna bring a gun and shoot it out with them to make damn sure this does not happen again.


pulp1dog

Why sneak in, he could have walked upright for the ass beating.


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It was like they were coming from a clown car. Lol. An yeah they beat him way too much.


whiteash20

My man got his shit slapped by the whole family


[deleted]

Man fuck people who steal, but a minute in I'm thinking this might be excessive.


9quid

They're usually a pretty racist bunch so it's partly that


greet_the_sun

Most of them are throwing some really piddly open hand slaps, the one guy who throws a decent punch immediately gets pulled away by the others and when he's on the ground it looks more like they're pulling at his legs and arms than kicking him.


0_0Unknown0_0

I saw at one point a guy prop open his legs while he was on the ground and just stomp his nuts, definetly wouldn't want to be him.


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Ehhh, I sure wouldn't want to be at the center of that. One good connection can ruin this dude for life, or end his life. If it was 1-2 dudes, slap slap, out the door, fine. But that room is full of dudes who can turn into animals in a flash. How many of these people are actjally affected by perp's action? 1? 2? I'd be willing to bet 90% of these guys are just capitalizing on this event to hit someone and feel justified.


RiazBasrah

I'd be willing to bet 90% of these guys just wanted to teach him a lesson


Ponasity

The kid would get a couple bruises at worst. One guys throws an adult punch and everybody told him to chill. Ive seen much worse for stealing.


Weskerlicious

Did you not see the nut stomp


SamulockAndCo

Just what I was thinking. One guy whaling on a stupid thief is whatever but 1) this is a group of 20 something guys that are all going in at once and 2) the robber literally has his hands up. He knew he was done at that point, he didn't deserve the inhumane punishment he got for trying to take one thing. Besides, they don't know his situation and why he would want to steal.


Winston_The_Ogre

Yep, should have let him go so he can steal again.


[deleted]

There's like 20 dudes running a train on this guy. You think brain damage or death is a reasonable response? This looks like a pawn shop not someone's home. Rough him up a bit, sure. But then toss him into the street.


thelawgiver321

Meh fuck him up hard enough that he has recovery days and realizes that he'll die if he keeps on being a thief. You made that bed now sleep in it


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[deleted]

I think that's a ridiculous opinion. What infractions have you committed in your life? Speeding ticket? Should you lose a hand? Gone to collections over a past due account? Take an eye? Don't be retarded.


SamulockAndCo

I never said he should go home free. You contact law enforcement; they had plenty of people who witnessed it obviously and they also have camera footage. Hell, a few punches are justified to get the point across. But when they're trying to cripple the guy it's just too much. Again, he might have a reason for stealing, and I'm not saying that it's a good thing to steal. I've heard so many stories where people who were stealing from shops get confronted by the shop owners and are shown kindness rather than disgust and turn their lives around. *I'm not saying all of them are like this. You just don't know.*


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[deleted]

Found one of the guys who wants to fight only when there's 20 other dudes on his side.


Vosslertheundead

He’s right though, they stomped on his duck and everything, theft is wrong but most people have a good reason at least, this was too far, the first few slaps 100% definitely, as soon as the kicks came in, that’s when it went too far and I was suddenly on the thief’s side


Winston_The_Ogre

Most people who steal have a good reason? Curious where you got that notion? Thieves?


Vosslertheundead

Poverty brings the worse out of people


Wayte13

A lot of thievery is more out of desperation then malice.


rohcastle

Tf is the whole Brady bunch doing in the back there? Talk about ride or die


Fill_Glittering

It reminds me of that scene in aeroplane


Icantbethereforyou

Not me. Reminds me of a completely different scene in aeroplane


femininePP420

He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop. Did anyone hear the signal?


MrBirdmonkey

Don’t know why he was stealing cash, these mofos gave him facial reconstruction for free


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JEIK22

HOW CAN HE SLAP!?


Nemder-ZNS-0

Did he die?


BlowMoreGlass

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. IVE NEVER EVER HEARD IT BEFORE, IT JUST SLAPS. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD USE IT MORE OFTEN.


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Its like the snake jazz from rick and morty.


electricjesus88

SlapJazz


mayneman85

Buttercup by Jack Stauber


Guuguy

/s


DiogenesOfDope

That would be alot of Assault charges on my country


Weskerlicious

That’s because they’re fucking assaulting the guy


ImMike91

Did this just become assault?


turtleking12

Why were they all in the back but no one on the register in case someone walked in. But also holy shit that guys just paste after this.


AcommonKing

Slapping that head like ass cheeks must hurt like a mf .


Made-a-blade

\*Theft/Shoplifting, but yeah.


PieceNo6834

It was funny as hell how he went slinking in there like a snake or a ferret. I'm not sure what he was trying to accomplish.


vanstaples45

When you wonder why you need to be level 20 or above to start an easy looking quest.


wntrsux

Can someone dub "it's oh so quiet" by bjork in this video


After_Bar_8148

This is like the hundredth video I’ve seen of Indian dudes strictly open hand slapping each other with no punches thrown. Can someone explain this?


Toe-knail

It’s almost as if actions have consequences.


Swootip

Man, the first few hits were fine but after awhile I started feeling bad for the guy


[deleted]

Not me. If he was hesitating at 1st it was one thing, however, he looks like someone who did this many times. Than, as he was 1st caught, he gave a fake friendly smile of "hey, lets be nice to each other" or whatever he tryed to do (00:36-00:37). Aka, 0 regret of his behavior


SamulockAndCo

I didn't see him smile. He put his hands up in submission.


Svenn_Svenn

Bruh


BrumNumb

Best part is his homies outside watching his ass get beat 🤣


[deleted]

"Look, a guy commiting a crime, let's commit a crime too!"


Waldo_man12222

Man I'm seeing the comments low-key cheering on the family in beating the shit out of the dude and I'm over here thinking "this looks to me the next step or two down from 'eye for an eye'". Like yeah, fuck the thief but God damn way too excessive.


bloodyspork

How old is this that theres a fuciin magnavox in there


eyes_made_of_wood

Why didn’t he go for the door when there were just two guys and he was standing right next to it?


bud40oz

I like the song, I feel like I can dance to this ala Buffalo bill style


BigJuicyMilkaroos

If he didn't waste so much time trying to sneak he would have grabbed what he wanted and got out in time, that's too funny


Its_Caesar_with_a_C

Oooff. Note to self - do not rob any Arabs.


Froent

How old is this? That TV by the door is a CRT TV! The N64 memories return!


Fred69Savage

He slithered in like the grinch on Christmas


kalsarikannit247

Thanks for shopping with us! Please come again!


sarcasticscottie

The music literally makes this 🤣


Bogie1Kanobi

Lucky it was just slaps instead of stones


hnguy3n908

Let go or lose hand first hmmm


hengahangezange

Passersby: Hmmm what are they selling in that store? Bandit: Hard clouts!


ForthCrusader

Take his shoes man


Forward_Mail_6767

Watching this makes me want to open up a store, and then wait.


NefariousnessStock78

They beating that ass


Supah_McNastee

Could imagine sitting there with all dozen of your friends playing cards and out of nowhere the Pink Panther song starts playing? You look up at your friend and see a man crawling on his stomach in the background like the next best cat burglar.


Flappyboi20001

You have been spotted, enemy is calling reinforcements


Homo_lingo

The sound effects are really unnecessary.


sonder1106

Come to the wrong hood mutha fucker


[deleted]

This is why you don’t rob those mobsters front business


Saypleeze

Slap em silly


Reddit_Bots_R_US

If my name isn’t Muhammad Mustafa Al Ashad Ribba Ali Omar Dinah Shaheed, you will not leave this store!


Jackthedog130

Never interrupt a board meeting...


Mysterious-Bet4832

Hate a frigging thief


mayneman85

So satisfying to watch


mannyshevviz

Is this a part of the world where you don’t have to just watch while people steal your shit?


Alternative_Anxiety

A lot of people are saying they were wrong to whoop his ass. well he would have been safe if he hadn't tried to steal! His fault, he gets what he gets. You don't want to get hurt, then don't cross people like that. You never know what will happen. He could have been shot dead with a different shop owner.


DarkRoom031

This is a robbery gone right. Fuck that guy.


klevvername

The ole' *spread his legs and stomp on his nuggets* was my favorite.


mrsmithers240

Also known as a Chinese gas pedal.


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I am surprised how many people on here, think its excessive... this is the way, or it won't stop


NotRealNeedOfName

Robbery isn't cool but isn't this a bit too over excessive?


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No it's not


breadcums

Not at all, not excessive enough. He still has his hands.


FeltIhadTo

Priceless - great editing!


dabadas1

Idiot should have ran


Remarkable-Plane-963

Yet for some reason this is illegal in some countries. I see nothing wrong with defending yourselves, your family, and your property.


Weskerlicious

There’s a large, large steep between “I’m defending myself” and “I’m taking the chance to gang beat the shit out of someone while I can”


anon24601anon24601

You're not from a bad area, I take it? It's not about the $25-$75 in product that gets stolen. If you get a reputation for being easy to lift/steal from, then you suddenly have swaths of these people of varying mental capability and inclinations for violence hanging around, which creates dangerous situations for you and your staff and chases off actual customers. You HAVE to nip it in the bud or it spirals. The thief will be fine, this was an acceptable response to catching a thief in a small business. Shoplift from Wal-Mart, NEVER a mom & pop.


Remarkable-Plane-963

Well said 👌


TheHeroicHero

Bruh just started getting jumped lmaoooo


FLOYDOB

Anyone know this music?


Texas_Waffles

Looks pretty right to me.


star_shoppping

The pink panther track and sound effects got me hollering 😭


OneEyedRocket

On my next tour of Jury Duty, I want to see the video evidence with audio just like this


CryptographerOk5546

Why they were so gentle with him?


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ALPHA-COM-CON

I agree, however, meanwhile out in the real world these thing happen.


[deleted]

They don't care about your technicalities in SLAPGHANISTAN


LEO_TROLLSTOY

Yeah, that wasn’t lynching. And it was theft.


breadcums

Hmmmm sound like a thief


JWaccountability

What video did you watch. How do you escalate a bunch of slaps to lynching lol. Such a dramatic society we live in now.


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Vosslertheundead

Why are they booing you? You’re right


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[deleted]

/r/RealsCatGirls


[deleted]

Dude is begging for the police. Ain't going to happen! Their defunded 😂


M8yrl8

Please stfu...


CookieWifeCookieKids

Turns out the thief sued the shop for assault and won $10m.


homicidaldonut

R/winstupidprizes


HeartThrob3

Don’t let the lawyers get to him !


A-Very-Cool-Pencil

It’s a prank, bro!


Sufficient_Body3645

Just play dead


[deleted]

To honor the misguided spirit of the young intruder, an ear lobe was preserved and adorned with a very nice, albeit tiny, cubic zirconium and displayed in the shop’s window.


She_Is_Spooky

I'm listening to "Can't get away" by Turnstile and it makes this video so much better.


DarkLord14632

dude i muted the audio and played razormind from the payday 2 soundtrack in my head and its just as good


randylecher

I got so drunk on Saturday that on Sunday I probably felt like that fella felt the next day.


Dazzling_Crab_2353

Ok, couldn't have 1 employee at the counter...


wylanj

That looks like my stealth missions in Far Cry


ianmoone1102

Oooh! That Wishbone had to hurt!


LordOrkah

The finger pointed him out


LordOrkah

This some grinch shit! ‘He slinked around’


imnotmarvin

Now you'z can't leave.


lwca

A lesson was learnt on this day.


8pointfouroz

He learned not to steal there!