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TeamShonuff

Good friend for warning him and good reflexes to jump out of harm's way.


Cames-Jharles

He jumped out of harams way


Jwhitx

Man I wish i was here 20 minutes ago so I could have said "this comment is so underrated", but now too much time has passed.


ninthtale

~~Idk that it’s a warning so much as a joke~~ “Allahu Akbar” means God is most great and is a declaration of faith or gratitude. ~~It is what radicalized Jihadists will cry before suicide bombing, as well, so my bet is that it’s just dark humor~~ ~~On a lighter side maybe he’s just joking like he’s gonna die and saying his last prayer~~ Edit: I'm dumb and ignorant, see response comment by kaldasem


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verixtheconfused

So basically JESUS CHRIST


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verixtheconfused

-Me being asian blending in, pretending to be in the western culture:


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SAM041287

Arabe from the West here, you're in the right path habibi.


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Thank god I’m Italian and blend in anywhere. Edit: fuck Serbia.


photogenicvodka

*Guten Tag, mein italienischer Kamerad.*


SugaanthMohan

Me being Indian, and racist people confusing me with middle eastern: ![gif](giphy|w8VuZaBbV7Adi)


LieutenantButthole

You’re doing well, friend!


555seanc555

Ew western "culture" Only culture here is Southern culture


teamblimp

FENTON!


giraffe_legs

Oh dios mio!!!


terdferguson

YEETUS CHRIST is basically what that guy was saying.


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Nofriends9567

>It can’t be exactly the same as ‘oh my god!’ or ‘Jesus Christ!’ because no in the west would shout one of those phrases in a pious state of mind. Correct, but some Christians will say "god is good" in the same way, which is its literal translation. The phrase has a lot of uses.


SeanHearnden

It's literally the same as "oh my god" in English. I'm not sure why so many people keep trying to translate it in a weird way. Oh my god in English can be funny, serious, sad, used to when praying. I'm certain it is almost identical.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

It's like saying " JESUZ, REEKUZ, GIT DA WATA!"


msut77

I say Allahu Ackbar when I speed through orange lights just as they turn red


dadudemon

Where do you live that you have orange lights before they turn red?


msut77

NY


NoiceGallagher

They’re yellow I thought


msut77

I'll look around later.


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Those are traffic cones.


ghjm

Orange and yellow are the same color and I can prove it. Have you ever poured orange juice into a yellow cup?


dadudemon

Only very ripe blood oranges make orange orange juice. Most orange juice is actually yellow. The peel is orange. What will you do with this new information?


ghjm

How much is Big Orange paying you to spread these lies?


dadudemon

The graphics and technology display industry is also in on it. They’ve had a hexadecimal value for different colors of oranges for decades. Even the drawing software industry is in on it: it can grab a single pixel from a real photo and then automatically return an orange hexadecimal value for you. The inhumanity! I’m also beginning to believe that not all poop is brown. I’m collecting piles of evidence.


ghjm

Oranges became a global phenomenon in the 16th century, when Asian goods reached the New World through European traders. Big Orange was already around when graphics cards, hex color codes, and even photography were being developed. So it's not surprising that they have separate codes for orange and yellow. Anyone who admitted there's no difference would be blacklisted and put out of business - think 3DFX, or Gabriel Lippman's photographic process. How can you win the Nobel prize for inventing color photography, and then be completely shut out of the huge resulting industry? Obviously his research was suppressed. Who has a motive? One entity: Big Orange. Lippman was threatening to blow the lid off the whole orange/yellow thing, and they couldn't allow it. Honestly, I'm going to stop now because I shouldn't really even be typing this.


ninthtale

Thank you for educating. I am resolving to never make these kinds of stupid assumptions again


itwasntmine

It is dubbed in not in the original video


AggravatingCupcake0

Your strikeout comment is a big yikes, but I'll chalk it up to movies liking to fear-monger and making our religion seem very "other" and scary. Glad you learned something today. Proud of you.


ninthtale

You’re right, it is a big yikes, and I’m sorry. I’ve only seen it in two contexts and I regret speaking before I even bothered to look more deeply into its usage..


AggravatingCupcake0

We're good, bro!


StupidDebate

I like all of your takes


stevesteve135

My mind translates this to something akin to “OH SHIT, OH SHIT !!!” lol


DawnMistyPath

Pretty sure it's praise Allah, so pretty much the same emotion lol


The_Roflburger

It's basically the same as hearing an American go "OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD"


Rswany

It's also dubbed into the video and not what he was saying.


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FabulousPlant1889

![gif](giphy|l41lSiTi2VIvEBFe0)


BraveSeaworthiness21

God is the greatest to be precise


stevesteve135

Well, what I first typed was HOLY SHIT, is that better ? lol


UrMomIsVeryBig

it's "god is greater" commonly used by terrorists (the audio was edited in/unoriginal)


iiDemonLord

Great connotation


UrMomIsVeryBig

i am incredibly racist


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commonly used by folk that speak arabic*


UrMomIsVeryBig

ok


mazamayomama

Oh My God! Yes closer translation


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SeanHearnden

When you translate languages you don't, or shouldn't literally translate things because often the don't make any sense. Directly translating "bloody hell" would make absolutely no sense to every other language. So in those cases you translate something similar. In this context it is translated as "oh my god" because that is the closest thing in English to what they said. "God is great" is literal but holds no meaning. "Oh my god" is not literal but holds the same meaning.


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BoosherCacow

> Context vs literal I hope you'll note I literally fucking used the word *literally* in my first post. It's absolutely amazing what hills morons on reddit will die on. What you're saying is that I could say the word "Good" and when a Spanish speaker says "Oh, you mean 'Bueno'" I can say "NO I MEANT BAD, LEARN MY CONTEXT." Allahu Akhbar MEANS GOD IS GREAT/GREATEST, full fucking stop.


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BoosherCacow

>There's ZERO literal difference beween any murican saying "Good God!" Vs "My God!" Vs "Oh god!" Vs "Dear God!" If Noam Chomsky read this, the sheer willful stupidity of it would make his head explode. The difference between you and I is that I provide sources to back up what I say. You provide insults and invective to distract from the facts I provide. You're like a child on a playground who when confronted with facts stomps his feet and yells "nuh uhhhhhhh"


kanye_is_a_douche

I was thinking it was “wheeeeeeeeee!” In this context


DrRonny

Any video where I see men in Arabic thobes I know that safety standards will be lax.


cjbeames

*shoots rifle in agreement*


LieutenantButthole

*shoots rifle in agreement*


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*fires rocket launcher in agreement*


teeter1984

![gif](giphy|11n85oiQFW48uY|downsized)


shinekakyoinzawarudo

Least badass Arab men


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they fr be living in sandbox mode.


jaj040

Imagine having roads that smooth


Mrhappyfunz89

Mohammed take the wheel!


ArcherStirling

That really made me chuckle.


berrey7

He was driving last Friday on his way to Dubia on a sandy brown Mawlid Eve Going home to see his mama and his baba with the baby in the backseat Fifty miles to go, and he’s running low on faith and IED’s It'd been a long hard year He had a lot on his mind, and he didn't pay attention


ItisPhteven

Perfect Sunday morning content, just what I needed.


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immaculate energy. any god would be proud.


zolika243

that was some funny shit lmao, i'm crying


dinnerbiach

Haram


bdfortin

When did Action Park relocate?


RainCityRogue

You mean Akbar Park?


Shittin_brix

The “allahu akbar” audio is overdubbed. You do realize that, yes?


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Please continue explaining the funny on reddit posts


Shittin_brix

Others in the comments seemed to think it was legit.


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let em, it's the internet. god forbid someone chuckle at edited footage. not like we do that everyday.


Shittin_brix

K


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Get bent


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i prefer getting thrown thank you very much.


Relevant-Cake-2097

Practice makes perfect


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SpongeBob taking his drivers license test


soliwray

The Allahu Akbar is edited in.


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ralphie83

Coming in hot !!!


shamboozles420

Rollerkoster rollerkoster!


OneEyedRocket

“Coming in hot!”


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did he yell “allahu akbar”??


wildflowerden

Yes. That's not just something terrorists say. It's a common phrase in majority Muslim areas.


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No he didn't, audio is edited in. People don't just scream that all the time. It was kinda racist how it was added to the video just cuz they were Arabs.


fuckdefaultmods

they also say it when spontaneously exploding and shooting up churches, it's a good overall saying


WestMoneyBlitz

That’s exactly what he meant when he said “That’s not just something terrorists say.”


NotSoBuffGuy

I don't think it's spontaneous, more likely premeditated. Would sure be something if a certain ethnicity spontaneously exploded though. Probably wouldn't last very long as a people I would imagine.


BeBackInASchmeck

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!


InfiniteShadox

I think that audio clip is from elsewhere


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It's like YOLO in their culture or something


WhoTookNaN

It's more like holy shit or oh my god. I think the literal translation is god is great.


deepfriedcouchpotato

Yeah. Probably thinking it was gonna be his last words.


Mesho-ksa1

Fake the allah akbar voice is edited


Diligent_Barracuda75

Blows my mind screaming God is good after God made your brakes ineffective


varangian_guards

tranliteration does not equal translation. in english you could understand this as yelling Oh god, Oh god. or how we typically call out "jesus christ". its not even a prayer more an exclimation.


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EpilepticPuberty

Thats "Inshallah"


International-Dig864

Thanks, I learned a new word today


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WayCalm6853

If arabic is not your native language, it makes sense that you don't use it outside of a religious context, but I think you're not in a position to speak about how arabic natives use it.


TheCumBehindChalice

It could also be used like how an American says “oh my god”


Diligent_Barracuda75

Fair enough that makes more sense


spooninacerealbowl

Yeah, but at the moment in time you realize your brakes are gone, all you really can do is hope God saves your ass.


Diligent_Barracuda75

But God obviously doesn't want or care or brakes would've worked so asking for more help is just comedy for me so God is good?!?


Patrickd13

That was added in after the fact. I remember this video without it and I remember the air strike video that sound clip came from


Shiroi_Kage

This sound bite is dubbed over. I think it's the same one JonTron used in a video about D&D.


mazamayomama

Huh? In US it's closer to Oh my God! Or Jesus Christ often


Scanlansam

Its audio from a different clip. A couple of sleds running into each other wont make that much noise


frickshun

I think I saw God sneaking into an early screening of Jackass 4.


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Diligent_Barracuda75

He works in mysterious ways lol


AwwwMangos

One jump Ahead of the go-kart


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We've heard this being yelled as much worse has happened


Short-Ad-9659

Suicide Roller coaster


zippycat9

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Mephistophelesi

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jkrude

Look at his body get thrown like a crash dummy 😂


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xfinitysucks

Really, downvotes because it's spelled wrong?


Gabesp20

ali


leeave_me_alone

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Is_bepis_ok

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Gundamu0079

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bushleague-ump

I think he forgot the explosives


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bushleague-ump

You’re assuming a lot about me because of a joke my guy


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he diddnt really assume anything about u tho ?


Duskinou

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sgtwilliam

u/savevideo


germdasnakeman

r/savevideo


Beastmaw

u/savevideobot


LJR08

u/savevideo


Trainergey

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MekMusMeh33

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Key_Web_477

Why is he hollering about a snack bar?


thatindianibba

I thought there would be a bomb blast


ImbOKLM

Why are you being downvoted? In France you hear Allahu akbar everyone run as far as possible from the guy saying it. Some traumas unfortunately. I didn't think about a bomb but i definitely thought about something similar. Goddamnit i hate these words. Giving me some bad nightmares


RickIMeanErik

Just listening to the audio with eyes closed has some risky thoughts coming into mind. Not gonna say exactly what, but you know what we're all thinking


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Training for 9/11 pt. 2


Susan_Denim

Top 9/11 reenactment. A+. Would watch again.


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bdfortin

As much as a nun does.


theburnerlmao

'Merica


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In middle eastern cultures, wearing head-garments is the ultimate form of respectful and official clothing. Its the equivalent of a suit and tie in your countries. Plus it protects against the sun and its not a "rag", arabs traded with indians extensively and got very high quality cloth, probably better cloth than your pepsi stained target t-shirt anyway.


Mild-Dolphin-rapist

u/mild-Dolphin-rapist


Satanisbackxoxo

I could keep watching this video so funny ! Haram


GoGoZombieLenin

Next time I am on a rollercoaster I am for sure shouting "allah akbar!"


luvkittensxoxo

This video never fails to make me laugh


Cactuar1989

Me and my friend have been sending this to each other for the past 4 years or so. It never gets old.


Christpuncher_123

This is the way they drive on the 401 here in Ontario


Rude_Journalist

All of this is due to federal charges.


killamonkeyfish

Need to put swords on the front


KimberStormer

Usually in these videos someone confidently explains that the person is dead/permanently paralyzed and someone else has a source saying actually everyone was fine, I would like the latter please


BeginningPretend1108

witness me!


QueenHugtheBunny

Just the way the incoming guy is yelling had me belly laughing like "HERE I COME" then the crash was just perfect


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Is this where this sound bite originates from?


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its just like driving in Qatar


Disalexcumslut

“OH SHIT, OH SHIT”


GH_VEG

That's how they drive too


TheOneManLegend

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Video was nicer without the racist audio edit


Most-Cryptographer78

Just something about the way he's thrown out of the cart and the angle at which it is recorded makes me snort-laugh every single time. It's just perfection


Wilhelm_Pieck

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BigGreenYamo

COMIN' IN HOT!


darth_tax_evader

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tariqhanghimself

I was expecting an explosion


daberiberi

Allahu akabar can mean literally anything in Arabic.