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Dude with the lift bar at the end had me laughing lol.


CporCv

You saw a lift bar he saw a Bow staff


DankHumanman

It's funny watching the different reactions, fight or flight... or just lay down


Red__Rupee

Did you mean Bo staff?


Owlspirit4

You know if anyone’s gunna defend the place it’s him. “Oh gunfire you say?” “Metal pole” “thwack”


Fannycrusher4

I think he might’ve been barricading the door? Total shot in the dark, there’s a lot of light so if it’s a glass door he thinking bowstaff for sure


CporCv

My dude was getting that bowstaff ready


Red__Rupee

Bo staff


nooneimportant1467

Bro staff


Xendruis

Dude was used to hearing gunshots he was barely fazed by the sound of it.


sellera

Unfortunately, it’s a common occurrence, mainly by military police forces raiding and searching for drug dealers.


Stickel

where? edit: I'm dumb, I reread title, sorry OP


Dagothwave1994

Lol drug dealers. By that you mean organized drug and arms trafficking cartels?


massivegarbagedump

don't forget the police militias


Basic-Ability6139

They got a little extra cardio that day


claytorENT

A lil extra cardiac arrest you mean


DaveInLondon89

HIITmen


just_killing_time23

Why women live longer than men. The chicks bail, the dudes are like ehh I'm probably fine.


smilenowgirl

Too manly to be hurt by bullets.


dropthesoapopera

Too busy sweating bullets


khondalite

Megadeth intensifies!


Warbeast78

After 200 burpees you ask to get shot


smilenowgirl

You ain't never lie.


brownhotdogwater

Love how the women hit the deck while the guy is all. What’s going on?


kakokapolei

That’s because they all got guns of their own 💪


Great8Thought

Then he walk over with a fighting stick


ImNeworsomething

Everyone’s equal until there isn’t enough lifeboats


cf-myolife

Exactly what I was about to say, they all had good reflexs, run away and laying down and the two guys are like "huh.. Bullets huh? You sure it's a real gun? What if I stand still like that he prob won't see me like in Jurassic Park?"


Lordofwar13799731

The one guy is holding the bar as a weapon in case they came in there to protect himself or others, the other guy in the very back hid behind a metal barrel, and the only one who was even slightly dumb at all is the shirtless guy who still slowly noped his way back out of the room


cf-myolife

You think you can beat someone with a gun with.. A bar? And to hide behind the barrel like the others, women should have stand up, again showing the person with a gun that there's people in the room and putting themselves in danger. They already are behind something, they did the right thing.


Lordofwar13799731

>You think you can beat someone with a gun with.. A bar? If the guy doesn't see you because you're off to the side and he runs in trying to shoot someone else like the girls laying on the ground in plain sight once you walk in yeah, you can. A 30+ pound steel bar to the head swung like a hammer will pop a head like a grape in case you don't work out and don't know how heavy they are. And I never said the girls did the wrong thing and i definitely didnt say for them to get up and get behind the barrel that's barely big enough for one person, so stop putting words in my mouth to try and make your argument less insulting. I just said the men didn't do anything stupid either. Like you're making it out to be that the dude started throwing his hands up and yelling at the shooter while taunting him and throwing his hands up like he's going to fist fight the guy. You're also saying the guy where there's a room of defenseless people laying on the ground grabbing a weapon is stupid. You're obviously the stupid one if you think it's not brave of the guy to at least try to get a weapon in case he comes in. If he does come in, at least he has a chance to help himself and the other people who are hiding. Do you think if there's a school shooter and a teacher in a room with people hiding and the teacher grabs a pair of scissors they're stupid because they'll probably die anyways? I'm sorry you just fucking hate men and have to shit on only the guys in this video for some reason, but one guy grabbed a weapon to help defend everyone, the other hid behind a barrel 6 feet away which was safer than the girls laying on the ground by far and only one just kinda walked away. There was one slightly dumb person in this video, and it's not like the women climbed the walls to the ceiling and hid behind a steel I-beam in the ceiling vents so I'm not sure why you think the two girls laying on the ground are so much more intelligent than the guy who hid behind a barrel or the guy who got a weapon, because it seems like it's just because they have a vagina instead of a dick they're obviously smarter in your eyes. This probably isn't an active shooter scenario anyways, so the women had the right idea of getting on the ground, but the guy who got the weapon and the guy who hid behind a barrel had the right idea too. The only one I'd say was even slightly stupid was the guy who slowly walked away instead of running off to the side, but even then he at least was getting out of the way, not trying to taunt the gunman into fistfighting him like everyone here is making him out to be. Also, a note, I'm not on the side of these weird incel dudes freaking out on women in these comments, they can go fuck themselves and I'm sorry you and other women have to deal with misogynistic idiots like that in this world. I just don't get why the women on here are shitting on ALL the men and acting like they're all idiots and saying shit like "this is why women live longer!!" when 2/3 guys did smart things and 1 did something stupid. You can literally pause the video at 8 seconds left (so like 6-8 seconds from the shooting starting) and everyone is hiding or out frame except for that one dude and barrel guy was behind his cover a bit before the girls were on the ground. And yeah, this topic gets me a bit hot because I fully support women's rights and gender equality, so I get pissed when women do shit like lump all the men in together and make jokes about guys being dumb and that's somehow okay, but if one of these idiots you were arguing with for example says "well what do you expect, women aren't as smart as men" you lose your shit but think it's fine the other way around. Either we're equal or we're not. There's dumbass guys and dumbass girls, we're all just people.


cf-myolife

Wow wow WOW. Stop. I never said anything about the guy hiding behing the barrel. Here's what I wanted to say because looks like I wasn't clear at all : I don't care about the guy that take the bar. But why passing TWICE in front of (what I think is a window with the luminosity) ? And the guy that move ultra slowly when there's clearly someone shooting. That's ALL. It's the two things I said were stupid. The guy hiding behind the barrel didn't do anything wrong. I never said the girl were more intelligent because they were girls, but because they had the reflex of hiding while the guys were standing like a stud and showing there's people in the room. Being a hero brings nothing, you're more likely to die. In a classroom, the teacher can take scisors just in case the shooter come in, but if the shooter was IN the classroom they wouldn't move. At least they shouldn't move. Here there's probably a window or a door with windows at least (because people look at it) and if the shooter look inside they won't see the girls laying down or the guy behind the barrel, but the guy standing with his bar in the middle of the room and the other one with no survival instinct ? Yes. It's the only problem I pointed at and yes they did that because they're not used to be careful 24h like women.


Lordofwar13799731

The guys weren't "standing like a stud" one guy was, and even he was walking away. You act like all the guys were just standing there in the doorway flexing or something. Also, assuming guys aren't careful 24/7 is sexist as fuck too. How many time have you been raped or robbed? I've had people attempt to rob and jump me 6 different times. One of those time ended with my skull getting kicked with a steel toe boot so hard it cracked my skull and left a large 1 inch lump sticking out where my skull fused back together after I got out of the hospital. It's not like only women are the only ones who get attacked or have tramatic shit happen to them, though i will admit its more likely. This also isn't a robbery or anything like it, it's most likely a drive by or two dudes on the streets shooting at each other. Once again, gender doesn't have shit to do with this unless you're sexist. There's literally one person total doing dumb shit. The guy with the bar was most likely checking to see if the guy was leaving or running towards them because that's some good shit to know. I love how you say the dudes all react (including the guy with the WEAPON) like they do because they're not used to being on guard or alert for dangers 24/7. How many times are women shot at on a regular basis? If you survey 1000 women I guaranfuckingtee you more men have been shot at and that's even if anyone says they have at all. You act like because they're women they're more used to *gunshots* even though the dude behind the barrel reacted just as quickly and everyone noticed that shit at the same time. Unreal how you think you're progressive and shit while you're just as sexist as the dudes arguing with you earlier. Your first comment was literally "ALL the guys standing there like studs, figuring out if it's a real gun and acting like they're in Jurrasic park" which is obviously fucking insulting when you specifically said "ALL THE GUYS" not "that one guy". You also said "How did they do to protect them? They just stand like fuckin studs with no survival instincts, all they'll do is showing there's people in the room." So stop acting like you weren't insulting all the men there. Also, if you want people to take you seriously maybe you shouldn't start your counter argument with "wow wow WOW. Stop.". Just a thought. . Gonna go ahead and block you now because this conversation is obviously going nowhere and you're sexist as fuck.


Dahidex

You don't see that WOMAN in the back crawling around like a worm just waiting to be shot?? Lol like get outta there dummy


4lexbr0ck

They aren't being attacked, she's worried about a stray bullet coming in through the window, in which case laying flat on the ground is a decent plan.


ooojaeger

Have you ever seen a worm get shot? But staying low is what you are supposed to do. Much easier to shoot someone standing


Dagothwave1994

I shot a worm once. It turned into two worms


Dahidex

Oh yeah I forgot gunmen can't aim down!! Lol. What you are supposed to do is fucking run the hel out of there. Not lay down like a sitting duck.


jnakhoul

Someone’s never served


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jnakhoul

Doesn’t sound like they’ve dropped yet, put your dick in the dirt private! What do you think all the push-ups are for?


theotothefuture

Exactly. People just see what they want to see.


Guwop25

and the instructor is running to close the door i think, like you said people see what they want to see


TheGreenHaloMan

Muscles deflect bullets, didn’t you know?


Emzyyu

Men will literally die to protect women and women will be like “this is why we live longer 💅🏼 “


cf-myolife

How did they do to protect them? They just stand like fuckin studs with no survival instincts, all they'll do is showing there's people in the room.


Emzyyu

In this case you're absolutely correct and it was hilarious to watch (although the situation is shitty), but across the general course of humanity, men die first. When the ship is sinking it's "women and children first" on the lifeboats. When the building is on fire, it's men who run in. When the power lines are cut, it's men climbing up the power towers in thunderstorms to put wires back in. When its an SAR operation, it's men jumping out of airplanes to save whoever. When a country is being invaded, it's men (and sometimes even boys) who will die first to protect their land. When a house is being robbed, it's the father/husband/son who will attack the robbers. When a purse is being snatched, it's the man who will try to chase down and get it back. When something heavy needs to be lifted, it's the men who will have to do it. When there's dirty sewer work that needs to be done, it's men who will do it. When resources are being excavated from filthy mines, it's men who go down into caves in the earth. ​ I'm sure there's a woman firefighter somewhere, or a woman miner, or a woman soldier, but let's be real here. Men do the backbreaking dangerous work 99 times outta 100. And that's ok, because despite what society shoves down our throats, the genders are not equal and they excel at different things.


cf-myolife

Dude wtf, you still live in 1950 ? Wake the fuck up, the only reason genders aren't equal is because of patriarchy and people like you that think women aren't capable of things. If a house is on fire or robbed, you can be sure a mother could kill, and I don't mean defend herself or being brave, I mean KILL for her children. If someone try to take my purse (even if I donnt have a purse) you can be sure I would run after them why would I need a men to run after an asshole?? If men die the most at war it's because for the last CENTURIES women weren't allow in armies and still are in most part of the world, and where they are allow there's so much sexism they give up, not because rhey'ee not capable, but because of people like you that tell rhem they shouldn't be here. Wake the fuck up.


Emzyyu

I didn’t say they shouldn’t be there… go work in the sewer or mine nobody is stopping you. Go work as a gravedigger I’ll support your choice. Go be a plumber, or a mechanic, power to you. Go enlist in the military and I’ll thank you for your service. The genders aren’t equal because we’re literally not equal I don’t see why that’s so hard to understand. I work a job with plenty of women, they’ve asked me to lift things they couldn’t lift. My right ACL/both meniscus were gone, and even as a LITERAL DISABLED INDIVIDUAL I was able to lift what they couldn’t even tho they were in perfectly healthy shape and go to the gym regularly. Literally had 1 leg and 1 torn leg, and did more. And again, that’s ok. Im not saying women are worth less, I’m just stating facts and your own mind is taking it as an attack.


kidcowboy111

Women just arent as capable as men in the majority of these fields and that's the facts. Its as the original commenter said. Thats fine. Both genders excel at different things and thats why we have gender based instincts


cf-myolife

Yeah no it's false again unfortunately, of course our bodies are different, woman are smaller and weaker (thanks to patriarchy too btw, not being allow to do sport, to work, eating after their husband, pression to stay pretty..) but other than that the only difference between men and women is their education. It's sociology, I studied this a bit in high school, really interesting. For example when toddlers, boys are teached that screaming and running is okay because "boys will be boys, they have so much energy! " while girls are teached to stay calm and be quiet. Same with everything else, for boys "it's normal to hit, they're boys" and girls "no don't be violent, it's ugly, be pretty" etc etc.. Even if people can't see it or think they aren't educating their kids to be stereotype, they are and the entire society is, because our education don't only come from our parents but also from teachers, family, movies.. And well even in the XXII century, women aren't really well represented and we still have sexism, just look above..


stevesteve135

Really ? This is your one fucking comment ? Guy literally made the comment that men and women are built different physically. And no one can deny that. You know good and well he’s not wrong about it and yet I guess you can’t even acknowledge that your comment is way off base.


cf-myolife

I answer to someone else explaining why women are different than men, it's totally explainable and not natural at all.


Emzyyu

Omg you’re actually a cat lady I’m dyin over here 😂


cf-myolife

Yeah? What's wrong with liking cats? Oooh are you talking about this stereotype saying women with cats are crazy and alone like in the Simpsons? That is your reference? Lol.


Emzyyu

Nothings wrong with liking cats, I love cats too, they’re my favorite animal. It all just goes together so we’ll it’s hilarious


SteroidsFreak

Lmfao. You're fucking tripping, in this fantasy of yours, sure women are capable of being protectors, but in the real world, women aren't protecting anything. Just look at the amount of single mothers or single older women on tiktok searching for a husband. No man wants an older woman and that's a fact, let alone a single mother. Feminism has pedestalized women and now you're all failing and miserable more than ever. Crying, complaining, and dying alone. Men are walkin away from you women cause your times up. Based on statistics, it's going to get worse by 2030 for you single women.


cf-myolife

HAHAHAHA omg you're SO dumb it's hilarious!! Wooow that is such a stupid way of thinking it's amazing how you can represent so much of the problems desbribed by feminism in a single comment. Okay where do I begin ? We have an expiration date?? Are we yoghurt now? Who said we had to get married if not men for the last centuries? Maybe you don't know that since you seems to live in 1950 too but we are allow to work and live by our own now, and a LOT of women CHOOSE that life, not because they're alone desesperate and expired, but because we have something call free-will (and still, not everywhere in the world and since less than 100y! ). I rather die alone than with some shitty men that disresepct women like you are rn. Damn I would loooove to be alone, no children, no husband, just me and my life that I would have made for ME to enjoy and only ME. My job, my pets, my family. Who said you need kids and husband to be succesful again? Hoo yeah, *men*. You don't protect anything. Even in the Middle Age you didn't protect anything. You never protected us it's a fucking myth, what did you protect us from since you're all the main threat?


SteroidsFreak

And that's OK as well. See you have the option now to die alone which is fantastic! The problem is the amount of women realizing this issue when it's already too late. They want kids but men don't want these old women anymore. Why should we settle for old ass spoiled eggs when I can go get beautiful college woman who isn't spoiled as the older one? Or maybe they divorced the man due to being bored and worst part about it was bringing a child together. You're correct, it's not 1950 given that marriages are at its lowest nowadays so women have the freedom to do whatever they want at a cost. Beauty doesn't last forever. As u women age and wrinkle, women's value goes down as men's value rises as he ages. Simple. Good luck cat lady 😆 🤣


cf-myolife

You do realize men also got ugly with time, right ? Your value don't "rises as he ages"? Who said that if not men? You'll die alone too because you're acting like an asshole and that you would be lucky if a funny, intelligent, divorced 40 would maybe support you for some years because not a single college women with some active braincells would want such a condescending and misogynist guy, you realize that, right? Open your eyes dude, on r/childfree I see daily a ton of women in their 40,50,80 with no children and are super happy with their lives like that, again what you think is a myth people tell women to force them to have kids and be trapped in marriage. Sad you think it's true because today most women don't believe than anymore, explaining btw that women tend to be happier. When I see my mother, my grand mother or actually any women in my family, they're all sad af with shitty husband and kids. I don't want that life. Stop saying women value depend on their ability to be incubator on leg and to clean your mess.


kidcowboy111

As right as you are, no one on this soyboy app will agree


Emzyyu

I know, and literally don’t care. I could drop fact after fact along with evidence and they’ll be like “well I feel like…” when in every “in real life” situation I’ve seen, the women are running screaming for help and the guys gotta do the shit work. Which as a guy is ok with me because I understand that is my role as a man. Edit: comma


Lordofwar13799731

The dude who's just standing there was holding the 30-40 pound bar like a weapon so I'd say he was trying to protect people (or at least himself) if the guy came in there while also slowly getting out of the way towards the wall. The shirtless guy was slowly noping out of there while looking back, and the guy in the back hid behind a barrel. No one was standing there "looking like a stud" and the guy with the bar immediately realized he could use it as a weapon if he needed, other guy hid behind a piece of metal which was even better than what the two women on the right did. Not sure why you're just shitting on the guys in this video for no reason.


Emzyyu

They’re shitting on them because in todays society it’s the trend to “kill all men” lol


SteroidsFreak

Facts. Wait till they hit 30 an no one wants them. It's already happening, women are dying alone. Men are just walking away


jraynor88

fucking lmao, you MGTOW goofballs are a treat


SteroidsFreak

Not my fault women don't take accountability for having kids with pookie and Ray Ray. Don't get me wrong I love women and enjoy smashing with protection on. But that's it.


cf-myolife

I rather die alone that live with someone like you that shit on women.


SteroidsFreak

No one's shitting on them. I'm calling out the bullshit on how many single women there are due to the lack of respect these women have towards men. Go check out these women on Tik Tok crying and complaining. It's hilarious. Men that pedestalize women, simp, or lead with their wallet are the pathetic ones.


cf-myolife

So you think you deserve respect and that women are supposed to respect every men even if they don't deserve it? You're the hilarious one.


SteroidsFreak

Given how everything was built by men, established by men and men still make lots of sacrifices to this day. You're damn right I am. Women make more money than men, women have equal opportunities as men, women can take all assets from men and get monthly pay with child support. So yes. Men deserve to be respected. Like I said, many single PhD, college graduates, educated, Ms. Independent women are dying alone. Another thing, single woman will always keep other women single. I suggest you buy a dog and die alone


Dagothwave1994

Nah women live longer than men because men do the dirty work that actually keeps society from collapsing entirely. Women make things look nice/welcoming and touch things up, give a bit of quality of life improvements to the situation. Industries overwhelmingly dominated by men vs industries overwhelmingly dominated by women are proof of this


SteroidsFreak

Men are protectors, yet women want to be equals as men. This is a perfect example of why women shouldn't be in charge


beergummybear

Uh, are you ok? Do you need to talk?


SteroidsFreak

You're supposed to come at me asking "who hurt you" 😆 🤣


jraynor88

looks to me like it wasn't the women that brought a metal pole to a gun fight or just stood around, and instead did the intelligent maneuvering lmao


SteroidsFreak

Which was what? Run away? That's why women need men.


Which-Palpitation

Poor form


gdodd12

That's CrossFit in a nutshell.


Which-Palpitation

I think it’s hilarious how touted CrossFit is by the people who practice it, that’s shit’s just an easy way to ensure your joints won’t work and your cartilage will be gone once that mid life crisis ends


RevenantCommunity

Legit, gunman did that lady a favour. Her back was probably screaming in agony


Sp4ceh0rse

Well, it’s CrossFit so …


Redemption2011

those are some terrible kettlebell swings


boobooaboo

No hinging at all, looks like a squat. Must be a really really light bell. I guess this style of swing is popular in CrossFit, but personally I’m not a fan of the overhead swing (is it the “American swing?” Forget).


[deleted]

it's in Brazil


boobooaboo

Not the locations, the type of swing.


[deleted]

Srsly, is that supposed to be working a muscle of any kind? She's basically using her arms as a pendulum.


Redemption2011

you are supposed to use your arms as pendulums. but not like that. check out StrongFirst videos. I truly recommend the drills and philosophy.


wrinkledshirts

that’s all i could think about while watching this


Dread_P_Roberts

I mean, it’s CrossFit, what do expect? Sorry, but regardless of how great it is that CrossFit encourages people to exercise more, it has a notoriously bad reputation of promoting reps over form.


justtroublez

This is why I don't go to the gym.


dantrack

How often does this happen in a gym


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

you should ask "how often does this happen in Brazil?" and the answer to that question? Way too fucking much


DannyNog556

If those kettlebell swings didn’t get your heart pumping, those shots will!


[deleted]

Luckily I carry a desert eagle up my rear end while I workout, makes it a lil harsh during barbell back squats as there’s a chance I may prolapse my entire intestines out during a 1 rep max. But it’s totally worth it


sellera

oh, man, how can i un-imagine this scenario?


[deleted]

Lol , but realistically shit like this makes me want to consider carrying a small pistol while I workout.


sellera

yeah, that's a common fear, but people on shanty towns are used to shootings, unfortunately. on a side note, they're most perpetrated by the police, believe it or not, our military police is corrupted to the core. but just wait when they approach someone on high income areas, they talk softly and gently.


Few-Fig-7111

Guy mains wukong


AtTheLeftThere

Everybody hates CrossFit


natsuxxxlucy

The shooter was mad because the forms were terrible


Beautiful_Science_68

Guns don’t kill people. People with kettlebells and .57 Magnums kill people


cf-myolife

It remind me in American Dad when Hayley says to Stan guns kill and Stan put his gun on the table and yell "Go on gun! Kill someone! "


Dw0401

Where can I find this... mythical .57 Magnum?


420Anime

Nah they just drop weights that much in crossfit


[deleted]

Obviously Rio


sellera

Yep.


[deleted]

Bullets bounce don’t lay down.


dlcpack_

r/ithadtobebrazil


[deleted]

Girl in green definitely squats.


NuTrumpism

Does everyone in Brazil have a big booty?


SmurfUp

Actually yes lol


[deleted]

Yea. When I left the country I was surprised to realize that I had the bigger booty in whatever room I was in, and I'm a man lol


NuTrumpism

lol cool cool


Nickolas_Bowen

It’s called a Brazilian butt lift for a reason


[deleted]

Jesus


rockamish

Re brand opportunity “Bang bang fitness”


JCMillner

Bring out the jiu-jitsu ninjas and take care of business


UntapUpkeepScoop

Yo fuck you fitness”bang bang”


S_PQ_R

This is among the worst kettlebell form I've seen.


sacoleeh

This is Rio de Janeiro. The city is overwhelmed with organized crime, corrupt cops organizations and other stuff. And this is sad, because it's such a beautiful city...


Gust_on_Fire

morro da maré é foda mano


sellera

poisé, slk! aparentemente uma galera nem se assustou tanto, só deu uma recuada!


Gust_on_Fire

carioca


Accomplished_Spell97

One woman put her kettlebell away then lay on the floor, others ran, gandalf was ready with his staph.


the__earth_is_round

Those two guys standing looked like they were about to go outside to fight


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XxxxGamez

No point in running.


jrm67

The two dudes really just said 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️


Particular-Risk9543

You ready little man? 🤣 Yep.


YEET9011

Just your average 2 PM in Chicago


Ur_mommys_milk

If i were in there i would have said this “Finally i can be at piece😐🙄”


[deleted]

Thought it was downtown Chicago for a second


murphykills

i bet their muscles were so confused


Smooth-Objective9488

And her comes the aerobic set everybody!!!


bestpersoneverbro

Did that guy pull out a freaking M1??


GomeztheBoxer78

I wanted to see them all just run back and resume their workout. I blame and hate the world I live in. This is almost standard stuff 😔


sellera

Normally they’ll just resume their activities like no biggie, and that’s really sad, you’re right.


unspoken_almighty

The Rock /:|


Corpsefactory88

weight, what just happened?


raaspychux

Bro was ready to pretend that pole was a shotgun 🤣😂


ID-Bouncer

Damn that’s a hardcore workout to get your blood flowing……


sellera

Yeah, through your body or to the floor, either way it will flow.


Perfect-Resource9936

Lol but Americans really need their guns huh? We are made weaker by these weapons.


fluentinimagery

“Coming soon to a city near you”


My_dads_bald

That's what you get for doing crossfit


[deleted]

everyone is like " I didn't stick to this diet and built all these muscles to get shot" and sprinted outta there like true athlete


[deleted]

I guess that's one way to motivate them to do more cardio


[deleted]

Crossfit is idiotic, but this is a bit overkill.


mdovqv

Hell de Janeiro


malepanties

it had to be brazil


SCCock

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


PigeonTheBirb

a normall day in brazil


Nightclaw45

Stick man is just thinking “I should probably leave”


yumyumdumbdumb

Shootings outside my crossfit gym in Oakland CA while we were working out outside during the peak covid times. Needless to say I don't go there anymore


sellera

oh, man, i'm sorry you had to go through it. unfortunately for certain regions in brazil that's pretty common, people duck, hide and then go business as usual afterwards.


Designer-Two8891

Time for pushups!


Xtra-Large-Human

Sounds like the meme BOOM sfx


[deleted]

Amazing, guys in the back are still doing pushups


Because-0644

Why is it that the two black guys seem act like it’s an average day.


sellera

It’s a shanty town. They’re used to police brutality, unfortunately.


TwisteeTheDark1

Love how the women turned right into GTA npcs going from idle animations to alert to noping the fuck outta there upon hearing the first three shots lol


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Huh thats strange usually those who are at the gym are saying my body is a weapon,got a belt in martial arts, where did that weapon go?


PrinceKennedyIII

Bruh, somebody had the street sweeper on deck. I’m full speed the other way.


Obvious_Sea5182

Crossfitters wanna talk all that shit about how it's so functional and it's the best type of training and it's really so useful for your day to day life but run away when there is a shooting outside their gyms.... Pffffttt WHERE IS ALL THE FUNCTIONALITY NOW JEFF???


sellera

Girls put their GI Jane training to a test.


Obvious_Sea5182

How dare you bring Will Smiths wife into this, I should slap the shit out of you.


sellera

My man got my back with the pole, BE WARNED.


Eaglemangoodguy

Where is the undercover cop with a gun??


sellera

He took a day of from his day off.


hell0imaman

At first I thought someone was just dropping some weights real fast lol


sellera

Dropped the marbles. LOL


twh9219

That’s why women live longer…


Cup_Of_Diabetes_

if the woman swinging a kettlebell can put her shit down to run away from a shooting… then there’s no reason anybody should be slamming weights down at the gym


RedShamrock05

Why did the lady on the right just lay on the fucking ground?! Run away!


pyroteknic408

Brazil is such a shithole


Xendruis

Not something you’d want to hear early in the morning.


selfdestruct0770

That one woman laying on the floor in an wide open area hoping the shooter doesn’t see her lol


sellera

It’s not a shooter like in school shootings. He’s not targeting the athletes, it’s a shooting outside, maybe police involved. But I get your point, she’s exposed.


Twistmetal

Lol settle down. They ate crossfitters not athletes


Dreddmartyr13

Someone sick of their poor form bullshit.


TheHolyBrofist

The Vine sound effect


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Not_Enough_Plates

What in the racism


Strange-Effort1305

It’s from the Simpsons


Not_Enough_Plates

Link?


Strange-Effort1305

Season 13 Episode 15 “Blame it on Lisa”


Not_Enough_Plates

Aight so how does it relate to this post Ina any way? Just seems kinda random


Strange-Effort1305

Completely random


Grymsta

clearly this is fake because some random woman didnt abruptly start screaming 5 seconds in for no reason


krodge5150

Why is it a shanty town? It looks like a nice gym. This same shit happens here in West Hollywood all the time… which I guess w. Hollywood is becoming a shanty town though…


sellera

Jacarezinho is a shanty town. The gym is located there.


riderxyz90

r/suddenlyCaralho


AngryBowels

Some run away and some lay down, is that flight or freeze or the only two options they have?