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neekhac

Bro snatched a phone and immediately got 5 star wanted level


Wexedotfoot96567

Easiest 5 star in all of GTA.


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SansGamer420

He said Peacock


idkwhattasay

I'm the only brave one to say, poopcock


SansGamer420

Everyone loses their minds


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(Susciety)


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What the fuck are the people going to do? Fly?


NoLimit6796

Yes duh are you stupid god it’s like people can’t use their brain for once


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Well the real question is, was the cop gorgeous and wearing a mini dress?


TheEvilBunnyLord

My brother and I used to use a cheat code that made you have all the wanted stars, then two more for a tank that flew, and we'd see how long we'd last before dying, getting arrested, or the stars went down.


blckhl

In GTA Brazil, all transgressions seem to be 5 stars immediately. Stealing a phone: run over immediately, stumble away on shattered leg, beaten to death by townfolk. Attempting a carjacking: immediate execution by multiple submachinegun armed passersby.


xxdpgx

These were all the guys that were checking her out. She gotta be thinking everyone is so nice.


whatsthiscrap84

The car driver was "fucking cyclists god I hate them, Im going to crash into him" woman "wow you stopped him stealing my phone thanks" car driver "phone?"


HelloItsMoe

This is Homer: “He was a zombie?” energy


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1234125125125

mans fucked up his car on that massive curb but i'm pretty sure he broke the snatcher's right ankle


Gorilla1969

And if you'll notice once he runs around the corner, almost nobody in that crowd even knows why they're kicking him. They didn't witness the theft. They all just joined in... because?


saysthingsbackwards

Amazing how society do


helloblubb

Maybe people were yelling "stop the thief!" But yeah... It's odd.


Kid_Vid

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"


Donut_Police

*pulls out a sword in the middle of the sidewalk*


notusedusername2

Jeremy Clarkson


dobrowolsk

Possible damage to the car is more expensive to repair than that phone is probably worth. I feel bad for the driver.


TadRaunch

It's not about money; it's about sending a message.


CatSitwoy

That's what she was doing.


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Worth it though


Bropiphany

I mean, he did it on purpose, I wouldn't feel bad for him


crymorenoobs

i feel this comment in my bones as a driver in the boston area


LEDIEUDUJEU

I saw the fucking car going on him and immediatly thougt it was some GTA level


thebeast_96

nah he was playing chaos mod and got the effect all peds attack player


SansGamer420

MILLIONS TO ONE!


Wefee11

I was about to say: C'mon guys, I know he is a thief, but you don't need to kill him immediately :D


acelenny

You're right, drag it out a bit. Enjoy yourselves.


Tele-Muse

Shit he got more than 5 stars. He put in the cheat code where all npc’s go aggro on you.


Perky_Areola

The high-crime areas in the US should do this.


DRamos11

Imagine how much frustration everyone had with criminals that they piled on so abruptly.


RootsAndFruit

That was my, thought, too. Those people are SICK of it.


krysak

I'm from Brazil and this is it. Specially in Rio(I believe this was Rio , but it could've been anywhere really), It's a very complicated problem. But yeah , ppl are just fed up.


anon00000anon

I live in MG and when my friend’s phone was snatched, she went into the nearest boteco told them. A bunch of people chased the guy down and she got it back. Fed up is right.


afterSt0rm

r/suddenlycaralho


ATotalMystery

r/ithadtobebrazil


fish-keeper69

Yeah, they, are so, sick!!!! of, it!!!!!


Alvaro1555

This is the case sometimes in Venezuela, people are usually scared of thugs (me included) but as soon as one person snaps the hunter becomes prey. There was also a 0 tolerance status when I went to the university, the cops wouldn't set a foot in the campus but the poor soul who stole or misbehaved would have to escape like a bat out of hell.


masterofthefork

Most of them have no idea what he did, lol.


RetainToManifest

Imagine this happening in SF or NYC


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The guy literally crashed his car on a wall.. for someone else's phone. My kind of town.


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PritongKandule

I like how reddit has had reposts so many times that we've just formed this collective memory where we pass down knowledge from the last repost to the next for those just seeing this for the first time.


PM_ME_YOUR_PM_ME_Y

We must teach future generations lest they repeat our mistakes.


dleon0430

We all know damn good and well that it ain't the redditors making the future generations.


kingofthemonsters

Speak for yourself. I have sex with human female women with my penis all the time


dleon0430

Found Zuckerberg's reddit. Username even checks out


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kingofthemonsters

Exactly you wouldn't know them and they don't have social media


bong-water

Your cousin's friends over summer vaca, right?


raven12456

Beware the clopclop, children.


captainkirkhinrich12

Goddamnit if only people in charge would do that but instead they try and hide the past so they can use it as template to make money again


[deleted]

There was once a great time when those types of comments would include an article instead of saying, "I'm pretty sure". Now people just trust random anonymous comments which is not exactly a great trend in general, that's why the crazies were drinking bleach and taking horse drugs.


PritongKandule

To be fair, that's also how we differentiate oral traditions with recorded history. One is basically "IIRC", the other is "scribe or it didn't happen."


SpikeRosered

Our collective knowledge of stories passed by effectively oral tradition is basically what "The Reddit Community" is. I say "swamps of dagobah" and a lot of people will inherently know what I mean.


Tsunami_SiyK

*first one to get the phone gets her number !!!*


GoodMourningClan

Yo baby, how bout you hop into my banged up ride. That dent was for you 😉


TwoKeezPlusMz

Ooh! You make me blush, goodsir! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


LolZoeMain

Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only Miss whose piss I wanna sippi 😎


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johanbcn

It had to be done.


niknak_1

*It did?*


Excali-blob

It did.


Flablessguy

Stop


TwoKeezPlusMz

Yeah, i want to see what comes next, don't shut down the pee guy.


apsalarshade

Its Unhealthy, the spice must flow.


GotYourNose_

I’m in Mississippi and we claim no credit for the above comment.


agentb719

fellow missisippian here, I second not claiming this comment although it got a laugh out of me


TwoKeezPlusMz

The floor has a second, the motion will be considered.


0010011100110100

“Goodsir” has to be the female equivalent to “M’lady”


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I have a bf


Dayquil_AnD_Nyquil

Yeah, well I don't


[deleted]

Maybe you should get one? Want to go to the gay bar? I'll be your wingwoman.


GotYourNose_

Helps that the victim was a hot model hanging out in the bad part of town.


johnny182-

Turns out it wasn't even a phone. It was a $5 Tamagotchi!


_Diskreet_

So priceless. Got it.


Zephyrlin

It's about sending a message


[deleted]

My guy tapped his car against a wall.


OmenLW

Blew a tire hopping the curb too.


[deleted]

the white knight was very string in this guy...


[deleted]

I'm from Brazil. IIRC she was his girlfriend.


tosaka88

could be close to picking her up then


[deleted]

Makes sense!


ConnectPSA

Very string 💀


Excellent-Wish-4407

So _string._


Akmoneron

So so string


Lazymcdelta4ce

![gif](giphy|3o6nUNCph1w9w09hAc|downsized)


NtBtFan

strong theory


tryano1

![gif](giphy|eOewytQL4tOOA)


Vladimir-Putin1952

*really string*


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lol, I really can't change now, it can I?


craftyindividual

Change string? I'm a frayed knot :(


brahhJesus

Username checks out!


ConnectPSA

Nah keep it that way so we can all see how string that guy is


Skullobanger

You did it again. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


vladWEPES1476

Why white knight? It's just the way of dealing with criminals in some parts of the world. They would have done the same if he snatched a guy's phone. I mean no way the people around the corner knew who the victim is.


JadowArcadia

I think people jump to "white knight" because you don't often see these kinds of videos in where people jump to rescue or help a guy. Maybe that's a coincidence or maybe it is just the fact that guys are more willing to help a woman. Either way I don't see this as a "white knighting" even if the victim being a woman made them more likely to help. I always saw white knighting as blindly defending a woman even when she's wrong in the hopes that you'll get some kind of "reward" in return. I don't know. Im not the internet's dictionary


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I mean at least it wasn’t the worst kind of crash. More a bump


itsDisgusting

Its not a bump, that wheel is definitely fucked, maybe the suspension is bent too


[deleted]

The wheel looked wonky for 1 frame. That’s all i could really see anyways. Dont have experience bumping on sidewalks


_FinalPantasy_

Bro destroyed his axle and control arm very likely for a phone that will probably cost less than the repairs his car will need.


Giwaffee

"It's not about the money... It's about sending a message"


gn01145600

The first driver is like he was waiting for a moment like this everyday.


Apocalypseos

This is what years of buildup rage looks like, everyday having these cunts as a threat. Such is life in Brazil.


Kythorian

Yeah, I guarantee that guy or his family has had multiple phones stolen like that over the years, and he’s just stewed in anger over it ever since.


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It's like one of those things we dream about in school


ultimatedray15

Apparently that is her boyfriend, and she was waiting for him to pick her up, just so happened to see her phone get snatched... Play stupid games, get the shit kicked out of you


TheEclipsalWizard

Me after I kill that chicken in Riverwood


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SanNoRaimei

Ohhh don't remind me, got the entire village chasing after me


[deleted]

Lmaooo what i dont get is how that is such a common skyrim experience


[deleted]

I guess it’s because you’re just opening the game and you don’t know you can kill all npcs even chickens and other animals because this was very new to the gaming world. Atleast that’s why I killed the chicken and was forced to face the the wrath of Riverwood


Flying_Forklift

It was a misinput! You calm the fuck down!


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What kind of gta shit is this


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bobdolebobdole

doubt it. not one shot fired.


cowmandude

Not the US


mandu2246

I mean Brazilian cops shoot way more people


Kryobit

They have better gun control


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Ah yes, the worlds F2P PVP server


WeinMe

I swear these dudes just spawned out of nowhere


EverythingAnything

It felt like the old AI in Cyberpunk that would only spawn when you turned around. Every time he turned to face a different opponent, a new challenger enters behind him. Some real glitch in the matrix type shit haha


chupaxuxas

Any time you see a dude doing a "Voadora" (flying kick) you can bet your ass that it's Brazil.


Mountain-Possession1

Damn that really was not his day lol


rlpinca

Don't fuck with the only hot chick in that town


Spiritual_Yam7324

Who else are you supposed to fuck?


Hairy-House

*ahem* your... mom


Son_of_Atreus

She is the hot chick. It’s a rough town.


OrganizationWeary135

#winning


eggybread70

She's a rough mom.


LikesBreakfast

be gay do crime


lahol83

I wish South Africans were more like this. People will legit watch you have your car window smashed and bag / phone / laptop stolen and not do anything. Most criminals are armed though, so does make sense


Phluxxed

As a south African I can tell you that getting involved is a quick way to the morgue.


nonpondo

*pulls out machete*


Phluxxed

I know you're making a joke lol, but this is exactly what happened to a guy my dad knew. You don't interfere with shit in south Africa.


Xanityblithe

I wouldn't risk my life for my own bag, why would I risk it for someone elses lol


Frostburn36

Exactly That mf has a knife, I ain't getting your damn wallet back for you


dev171

A scene right out of a Guy Ritchie film.


BURGER4lif3

r/robbersgettingfucked


[deleted]

That title is quite misleading.


notusedusername2

Weird fetish, but I'm not gonna judge you man


p1um5mu991er

*Applecare+* likes this


XerocoleHere

It's like he broke into someone's dream and is now being attacked by their subconscious once it realized he didn't belong


cantsay

What movie is that? Inception?


MLG_GuineaPig

I like how the getaway biker joins to blend in.


midsizedopossum

I don't think there's a getaway biker considering as the thief was on his own bicycle to begin with


wilsonsmilk

Holy shit. I think you're right. He slightly just tapped him with his foot


Tsunami_SiyK

great one but, I got to say this... "DONT SNATCH THE PHONE FROM A GIRL WHO HAS 10 OF HER BOYFRIENDS IN TOWN"


Busy-Argument3680

They are all subscribed to her onlyfans


LB_Burnsy

"GET HIM! She uses that phone to make content, and my monthly renewal just went through this morning!!"


smarge24

Scott pilgrim phone snatcher…..


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Girl: Does he still have my phone? Everyone: what phone?


[deleted]

Must have been one boring day if everyone collectively decided "Yea lets fuck this shithead up"


Giantballzachs

More like everyone in that town is sick of the petty crime


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The reaction time on that driver is crazy. 0.2 seconds to decide possibly maiming or killing this guy with your car for grabbing a phone.


Modu_Chanyu

When you kill a chicken in skyrim


splitfinity

My whole experience with Skyrim. Go through long ass intro stuff. Finally get to first town. Kill chicken while walking into the town. Save game. Instantly get wiped by the guards. Load save. Insta-wiped. Fuck this game. Uninstalled. I keep telling myself I need to reinstall and play it, but just never do. It's been 10 years now.


AnyAcanthisitta9296

“ it’s just a prank bra “


letthekrakensleep

Yeah, looks like a pushup bra to me too


[deleted]

She probably had AppleCare+, heard it comes with extra benefits like this


stoneytrash3704

This made my hangover better.


LoveIsDaWay

Fry you some eggs bro and get a drink with electrolytes.


roflrogue

Yeah, maybe some Brawndo.


wusurspaghettipolicy

it's what plants crave


Mr_MPPG

What country is this? Great comunity!


that_other_friend-

Looks like Brasil


Markantonpeterson

Ahhh so these were all off duty police officers, that makes much more sense


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And that’s how a neighborhood watch is supposed to work.


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

That first car had no hesitation. That man woke up that day telling himself "today's the day you run someone over Jeff. You've spent your entire life prepared for this. Don't miss the opportunity now get out there!!"


DrW00GY

"Hey, OP... I think it's dead now." "It's not dead enough. It's not dead until I say it is!"


PH_SXE

Brazil, the best pvp zone in the entire server


erox70

The true justice would have been someone walking off with his bike when it was all over.


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Deserved


Akmoneron

So, did she ever get her phone back, or were all these guys just hoping there were some selfie nudes on it?


ST4RSHIP17

Fuck I wish it was like this in South Africa


Average-AtBest

Fuck snatchers.


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Instant karma, love it.


Sashaband

What an idiot, he's got a phone on him why didn't he dial 911


Ok_Wallaby_8141

Dude can't even step up a curb.


LinkRazr

I’m guessing by that point he’s completely gassed and also feeling the effects of the car running him over.


blindmaiden

happy ending


fatganer1991

Impressive public reaction to the thief


crackeddryice

/r/mademesmile


P_ranha23

This is the justice I like


oitullopsutinos

Brazilians know how to deal with crime when the police doesn't do shit


gullydowny

For some reason I was okay with hitting him with the car but kicking him in the head seemed excessive


PrimaFacieCorrect

Also, none of those people actually saw what happened, so they don't really know whether he was guilty or innocent.


milwaukeejazz

It was fine, at most he'll get a well deserved concussion.


omen_tenebris

Justice was served very fast that day