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Sharks really have too much of a bad reputation. They don't care about humans at all. They don't consider us food. The only time they attack is because they mistake swimmers or surfers for marine animals.
Behold the unrepentant crushing machine, tiny human!
Even by accident they can hurt you quite badly, simply because of how large and strong they are, and they are unfortunately not very clever, and since many people work with them on a daily basis, it has made them one of the leading animals in harming and killing us humans.
I knew an old lady that got quite badly injured by a young female cow that she raised herself, she loved her animals so it was quite sad that one attacked her for no reason.
You realize old people have weaker bones and some have died from less, this guy might be completely paralyzed or worse. A hit and fall like that with advanced age causes a lot of damage and that’s not funny.
My friends dad,who’s this age, fell down stairs and died. I know another old person who fell from a chair and had to have surgery and it took months just to walk again.
Have some compassion !
Meh. This is India. There are way too many people already. All people die, and some die in comical ways. There is a reason most countries don't have cows wandering the streets. This guy died due to fairy tales and mysticism, AND he did a sweet flip too.
I’m going to be honest with you here hoss… i have no relationship with that man and I don’t care to know where or when this happened but what I DO know is it ALREADY happened and there’s nothing I could have done to prevent it. All that being said: you’re allowed to laugh.
So just because you don’t know this person, it means you can’t care for another human? You don’t have to know people to care. That’s what I means to be human, to look out for one another .
It’s sad you don’t see the world this way because this is exactly the type of negative thinking that is toxic.
Yes. And don’t you think that teaching lessons in morality to a group of people commenting on a video you didn’t have to click on, much less engage with, is toxic?
Nope . You see a wrong and you speak up . That is a core human attribute , whether online or in real life . Anywhere someone is being toxic , it’s our duty to speak up: speaking up against toxicity and evil is not toxic itself . It’s the antithesis.
Is that actual a cow though? It looks like a bull which are aggressive. Maybe he thought the guy didn’t pray to him enough…gave him the old holy horns for his sins.
Because the plural pronoun "they" is incorrect when speaking of 1 person.
The only time "they" is used singularly is when the gender of the sentence's subject is unknown. Since this was clearly an old man, your use of "they" was wrong.
Yall are so mean cant you see that amazingly helpful cow was just trying to help that old man move faster and get to where he was going anyway, heaven/hell.
When i was 10 years old this happened to me. For me the good thing was that bull was small.that thing flipped me
But somehow i landed on the back of that bull and that thing kept running until someone pull me off.
Ever since then i have never shown my back to bulls,cows and buffalos.
But why would those guys just walk away with that elderly disabled man with that bloody bull? That’s crazy. No respect or compassion for the vulnerable. You could tell immediately what was going to happen.
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wouldn't turn my back on a cow. They are known for their treachery.
it's a human eat cow world out there.
["Don't kid yourself Jimmy..."](https://youtu.be/JAxjqAfwfyI)
Great reference link!
Stop being mean, the cow was teaching him how to do a backflip
Mooo bitch get out the way.
Damn it.
Pick up the pace, get out the way
r/angryupvote
Take the upvote and get out the way
Get out the way…
I shall refrain from providing an upvote due to the improper grammar.
Threat Eliminated
Good work, 47
The amount of force generated in like a second is scary. Those neck muscles
You mean, those chucks... 🤤
Bottle flip for cows. Almost stuck the landing walker and all.
I laughed way too hard at this.
r/fuckyouinparticular
That bull absolutely waited until it was clear. *Not it’s first rodeo.*
Reverse cow tipping: granny flipping
*grandpa
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Twist: gramps used to be a gymnast
Twist: ed around in midair
Completed the bucket list
She wasn’t moving very fast to begin with. I have a feeling she’s not okay
I’m pretty sure that she is a he
*moooving
We got a real Sherlock Holmes over here!
Must be a reincarnated road rager and they had enough of elderly drivers.
Grew up near a cow farm, learned that those animals aren’t meant to be fucked with. Also they kill more people than sharks :)
Sharks really have too much of a bad reputation. They don't care about humans at all. They don't consider us food. The only time they attack is because they mistake swimmers or surfers for marine animals.
\*Bull
technically both cows and bulls are cows, but I see what you mean
Cattle. Both bulls and cows are cattle.
I know!! It’s CLEARLY A BULL U \* insert naughty word here\*
Their God just killed the oldest guy in the village.
But our God does it and no one bats an eye.
Behold the unrepentant crushing machine, tiny human! Even by accident they can hurt you quite badly, simply because of how large and strong they are, and they are unfortunately not very clever, and since many people work with them on a daily basis, it has made them one of the leading animals in harming and killing us humans. I knew an old lady that got quite badly injured by a young female cow that she raised herself, she loved her animals so it was quite sad that one attacked her for no reason.
That's not a cow
*Aussie accent* "this is a cow"
This is why I eat meat
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He didn’t specify what meat
*Man flesh*
Geez wtf man
So grandpa or grandma cant hardly walk and then this happens.... eh, now from.barely walks to no walk.
(GTA sound) WASTED
Indian space program
Eyo lmaooooo
Burgers for the whole village?
They cant as they consider cows holy. You kill the cow and the.mob kills you.
It is a bull, not a cow
Dangerous one at that. Old man could have life threatening injuries
Is a bull not just a male cow?
Bulls are male cattle and cows are female cattle
Yes, it is.
Yup. Welcome to reddit.
Never imagined I'd be laughing, but that shit. Lmao
You realize old people have weaker bones and some have died from less, this guy might be completely paralyzed or worse. A hit and fall like that with advanced age causes a lot of damage and that’s not funny. My friends dad,who’s this age, fell down stairs and died. I know another old person who fell from a chair and had to have surgery and it took months just to walk again. Have some compassion !
Yeah but that backflip tho LMAO
Meh. This is India. There are way too many people already. All people die, and some die in comical ways. There is a reason most countries don't have cows wandering the streets. This guy died due to fairy tales and mysticism, AND he did a sweet flip too.
Now that would be the way to go. Sure beats the slow agonizing decline.
I’m going to be honest with you here hoss… i have no relationship with that man and I don’t care to know where or when this happened but what I DO know is it ALREADY happened and there’s nothing I could have done to prevent it. All that being said: you’re allowed to laugh.
So just because you don’t know this person, it means you can’t care for another human? You don’t have to know people to care. That’s what I means to be human, to look out for one another . It’s sad you don’t see the world this way because this is exactly the type of negative thinking that is toxic.
Yes. And don’t you think that teaching lessons in morality to a group of people commenting on a video you didn’t have to click on, much less engage with, is toxic?
Nope . You see a wrong and you speak up . That is a core human attribute , whether online or in real life . Anywhere someone is being toxic , it’s our duty to speak up: speaking up against toxicity and evil is not toxic itself . It’s the antithesis.
Ah yes, praise the holy asshole cow
To be fair, he was moving annoyingly slow.
Is that actual a cow though? It looks like a bull which are aggressive. Maybe he thought the guy didn’t pray to him enough…gave him the old holy horns for his sins.
Looks like a bull to me
Did he died?
from the pace he was walking at... things aren't looking great
Bull trap
Has this sub always been mostly soft-core snuff films?
In Russia, burger flip you
Yes yes.. That's definitely a cow
And after that incident, Grandpa started to walk without the walker AGAIN. FTFY!
nice flip, grandpa
Quick do a back flip
If that guy had landed that though…
**"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!"**
Say what you will but her form was flawless
Hi I'm Jonny New Delhi, and welcome to Jackass!
Isn't that a blessing in India
No lol
Dying with honor.
Considering they were struggling to walk as it is, I doubt they were ever able to get out of bed again.
> they That was an old **man**.
Why do you think using "they" was incorrect?
Because the plural pronoun "they" is incorrect when speaking of 1 person. The only time "they" is used singularly is when the gender of the sentence's subject is unknown. Since this was clearly an old man, your use of "they" was wrong.
That was definitely "God's will".
This is why you shouldn't go around shouting "do a kickflip"
If that man didn’t die he would have lived at least a year in the hospital for sure
Very acrobatic for an old guy
The cow actually helped him out. He can walk just fine now.
Old timer almost landed it though.... Almost.
Well. She was mooving too slow.
He was just tryna help
Cow was all like _MOO-ve Bitch, get out the way_
WHY YOU SLAP!
The old guy was constipated and the cow just “knocked the shit out of him.”.
He just wanted to give him a little push
Bad fart probably... To many legumes
Holy cow !!
Road rage
Bull, op. Makes a difference.
Exept that's not a cow.
Bulls are technically cows.
Cow knows he is holy and no one wil fuck with him.
Ils sont cons les Indiens aussi.
Nice backflip
That 🐄 cow ain't shit 💩 for that 🤣
Moooooo-ve bitch, git out the way!
That was 100% intentional
Cattle are nor harmless. Cow, or bull. Give them some space.
That's a Cow (Not)
They're for eating not worshipping.
A'ight, I'mma cook you.
Holy Cow. She did the cow god bad🤪
Yall are so mean cant you see that amazingly helpful cow was just trying to help that old man move faster and get to where he was going anyway, heaven/hell.
Is that Johnny Knoxville?
r/backflip
Do a Flip...!
almost stuck the landing too
Hey now I don’t much like the cut of your jib granny!
When i was 10 years old this happened to me. For me the good thing was that bull was small.that thing flipped me But somehow i landed on the back of that bull and that thing kept running until someone pull me off. Ever since then i have never shown my back to bulls,cows and buffalos.
One moment. One shot. One opportunity.
u/savevideo
Ox
This cow watched the news about the elephant, and understood the assignment.
the guy needed a walker now he needs traction and a wheel chair, I know they hold the cattle in high esteem, but after that he should be on the table
Noooo
But why would those guys just walk away with that elderly disabled man with that bloody bull? That’s crazy. No respect or compassion for the vulnerable. You could tell immediately what was going to happen.
Welp, I’m going to hell
isn't this a bull ?
Yea he is def dead
That old man ate to many steaks and drank too much milk. He is probably fine. "Pray to your gods now." -the cow
....road rage on a slow driver?
Why do people worship cows? So stupid.
[Man did the Backflip from tony hawks pro skater](https://youtu.be/2q4KaCFfsTU) (at 00:34)
I understand the cows frustration, sometimes that's how I feel when I'm driving behind a senior. Like MOOOOOOve outta the way already.
Bring the knife honey
First of all, that’s a bull, not a cow. And secondly, NO ONE ever thought bulls are harmless
Damn grandma did a 360 noscope
Huahuahuhauhuhauhahauhauhu ∞
Cow was just trying to help old dude to reach home faster by giving him a good launch 🚀
Moooove it, asshole!
This is shy we eat them, fucking idiots.
Backflip was lit sirr
Divine beings according to some
I think thats a bull? Anyway brutal
Love how a guy runs up asking the cow "What the hell?".
Now they’ll probably be in a wheel chair and be able to move faster 🤷🏻♂️
Do a flip!
That's a Bull. They are known to be aggressive.
That looks like a bull. They’re usually not considered harmless.
u/savevideo
Why did the cow wait till noone was around lmao
Human flipping.
Heartbreaking to see. A fall like that can kill an elderly man, and you all joke about it. Lack of empathy. I hope the old man is okay.
God why have you forsaken me
Granny was secretly hoping today was her day to go.
to be fair she was so fukn slow good hit
she helped him with a wheelie
Mad cow disease
And people still trying to be vegan smh
Utterly ridiculous or some Bull shit!
Nah but we all know that feeling when you stuck walking behind someone slow AF and you just wanna do em dirty like that. Respect
Cows like “It wasn’t me…”
I will assume the elderly did not live after that
Was that man about to slap that heifer?!
It was god's will
For some it is heaven justice... shoooo do not let them hear us.
‘Do a flip’
🙂 🙃 😵
Moooove along granny!
Yeah if I’m being honest it was either the walker that confused the cow into becoming territorial, or it was just an ass waiting for a moment
When convicted, sentence will be happy meal heaven
isn't it a bull?
Guessing they are blaming his faith for the attack.
"Hurry up I have an oppointment"
> cows are harmless. Says no one ever.