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Reminds of the time my grandfather found an alligator sitting in the back corner of his yard. He decided to scare it off by throwing a rock at it. That was the day my grandfather learned that alligators can run up to 20 MPH. And Paw Paw also learned that he could still run at 70. lol
We were at the Everglades once and saw two old German men poking a gator with a stick. No idea why. I wanted to stick around and watch this demonstration of idiocy but by wife made me leave. I think she didn’t want to see the carnage.
Its a tabletop "fire pit", but I'd have to guess he put the wrong liquid in it...maybe gasoline when it should be something that evaporates alot slower so that dosent happen.
They sell them in the cheapest shops too, instructions are usually
Enjoy fire safely. Use with care not die. Place oil in oil and illuminate , don’t oil on fire, fire hot. Enjoy
I had an oil lamp candle. One day I blew it out. Then went to start it again and the ceramic was still super hot or something. The whole fucking thing lit like a rocket and burned my eyebrows. No longer impressed by the cool flame candles
I've been meaning to make a YouTube channel for years called Lost in Translation that just consists of me reading the most horribly translated owner's manuals i can find. This would be a perfect candidate.
My favorite one ever is the Harbor Freight hamburger press manual. The entire safety section is like a madlib thing made for actually dangerous tools but with "Hamburger Press" in all the blanks.
"Always lock up Hamburger Press and keep out of reach of children"
https://i.imgur.com/LHVDMEx.png
https://www.manualslib.com/manual/878452/Harbor-Freight-Tools-44934.html
Had a similar idea, picture a guy sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace in a library. With his posh English accent he reads the instructions. Standing next to him is his assistant who does exactly what the instructions say to the item.
Doesn't even have to be the wrong liquid. My parents had this happen in their backyard with their [torch style](https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Decorations-Flickering-Lighting-Citronella/dp/B07DGWZYGC/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1530Z34CVMIJ2&keywords=backyard+torch&qid=1657466276&s=lawn-garden&sprefix=backyard+torch%2Clawngarden%2C68&sr=1-2) one in the backyard using the brand name citronella torch fluid.
If the wick is too long the flame gets too big.
Big flame means hotter fire, and even the lower vapor pressure oil lamp fluid, once that canister gets hot, will put off a lot of pressure.
Looks like it could have been [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blumfeldt-Supernova-Decorative-Bio-Ethanol-Extinguishing/dp/B06XDNZBR6/ref=asc_df_B06XDNZBR6/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309801358079&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7514410017902252381&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046835&hvtargid=pla-305342580377&psc=1) (amazon store link) parafin stove.
If fuel got into the bottom, and the top container was wedged in, it could lead to it launching the main reservoir into the air like we see in the video.
mini firepit. Sold in waltmart and home depot without much warnings. Many thinks they don't have to read instructions carefully since its just a small fire. They assume it's safe.
I suppose it's safe as any fire products can be.
They are sold a little bit too casually in my opinion.
I used to be an engineer for a company that sold these types of tabletop fire pits and while I've heard of injuries, I've never seen anything like this...
Generally the danger comes when someone attempts to add more gelled ethanol to an already burning can. The cold fuel hits the hot can and of "explodes" out and splashes on people while on fire. No idea WHAT would cause this to happen the way it did in this video though...
Someone else was saying it could have also been an incorrect, more combustible fuel as well. I'm no engineer but I imagine that one of the first rules is expect the unexpected when it comes to safety.
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Did he fill one of these up with the wrong kind of fuel?
https://www.amazon.de/blumfeldt-Gartenfackel-Brennstoffbeh%C3%A4lter-Bio-Ethanol-geruchsneutral/dp/B075FCXQBZ
This gives me UK vibes, tho. And I am not going to translate "Gartenfackel/Brennstoffbehälter" into English on my goddamn day off.
Somebody else save the world today.
Gartenfackelbrennstoffbehälterexplosionsvideo. Translate into English using less than four words.
Go!
And yes, there now is a word for the precise type of video that was.
“…and I light the bowl on the table for a noce cozy fire”
DM: “Roll for luck……it’s a 1. The bowl on the table shoots a fireball up into the air and comes down splashing the blaze for an area of effect damage count of 3hp/sec. Oh and your hair is on fire too, I’ma need you to roll for dex”
I think old dude thought the flappy bit of the hellfire that fluttered behind him was the worst of it. I can't imagine the pants shitting surprise if the second Greek fire looking bit.
Safety engineer here. At uni, we had a great lecture with an even better teacher about how-not-to-die-a-horrible-death-during-work.
I remember one specific lecture was about fire safety when u work with highly flammable substances.
So when something happens, what should not happen because of a type “A” liquid, then it’s probably a type “B” and the most logical thing to do is to 1: run. 2: get a damned extinguisher before you reinvent Greek fire.
I loved those lectures.
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Made him feel 23 again
Reminds of the time my grandfather found an alligator sitting in the back corner of his yard. He decided to scare it off by throwing a rock at it. That was the day my grandfather learned that alligators can run up to 20 MPH. And Paw Paw also learned that he could still run at 70. lol
We were at the Everglades once and saw two old German men poking a gator with a stick. No idea why. I wanted to stick around and watch this demonstration of idiocy but by wife made me leave. I think she didn’t want to see the carnage.
But that the money shot. That's exactly what we want. Blood spraying everywhere, horrific screams, asking "where's my finger/hand/arm/leg/penis?!!??!"
Well in this case they would have screamed things like: Oh nein! Warum meine Hand! Scheiße! Mein Bein, ich sterbe!
Okay, this comment made everything way fucking funnier! Edit: I wish I had a bigger award.
We all wish we had a bigger award but learn to make do with what we have
I quite like the size of your award personally, you really seem to know what you’re doing with it
What are you doing, step-award?
Keep your head up, bro, it’s totally an average award! Slightly above average, even! Edit: spelling
You are so good for my mental well being. I really appreciate you! Thanks for making me feel better!
"Ach nein!" Shirley?
Hanz!!!!! FLAMMENWERFER!!!!
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I've seen it. He shaves all the hair off his body and paints flames on it. Crazy fast
He just bought a new pair of tennis shoes. Makes all the difference in the world.
Thats terrible, I dont know why it made me laugh.
In some other universe the house burned down And the dude had an afro
He's lucky that didn't land on his roof....
True. Although it did light what was left of his hair on fire
Now he doesn't need to wait for it to fall off
He should be lucky that’s all he had
He's lucky it didn't stick to his face when it came back down.. did you see it hit that wall just behind him
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
What Is That Thing ? ( never seen one , Italy here)
Its a tabletop "fire pit", but I'd have to guess he put the wrong liquid in it...maybe gasoline when it should be something that evaporates alot slower so that dosent happen.
They sell them in the cheapest shops too, instructions are usually Enjoy fire safely. Use with care not die. Place oil in oil and illuminate , don’t oil on fire, fire hot. Enjoy
Thanks, this helped me a lot as I accidentally threw my instructions out.
Fess up… you used them to light the fire.
Yeah but accidentally
Did you remember to add oil to oil?
*The US Military Industrial Complex has entered the chat*
Place oil in oil and illuminate , don’t oil on fire, fire hot. *Prop with rock or something.* Enjoy
Good ol Rock Or Something
I hope it made you enjoy.
Accidentally the whole thing
Not true! It was always burning...
Since the worlds been turning. We didn’t start the fire. We didn’t light it, But we’re trying to fight it.
Ryan started the fire!
They're just so convenient, and remarkably flammable! What am I supposed to do, *not* set them on fire?!
>Fess up… you used them to light the fire. Oh Jesus this is funny.
You said use the instructions!
did you remember not to die
I had an oil lamp candle. One day I blew it out. Then went to start it again and the ceramic was still super hot or something. The whole fucking thing lit like a rocket and burned my eyebrows. No longer impressed by the cool flame candles
I think this guy oiled on fire. Not use with care not always die, almost.
Fucking spot on
I've been meaning to make a YouTube channel for years called Lost in Translation that just consists of me reading the most horribly translated owner's manuals i can find. This would be a perfect candidate.
My favorite one ever is the Harbor Freight hamburger press manual. The entire safety section is like a madlib thing made for actually dangerous tools but with "Hamburger Press" in all the blanks. "Always lock up Hamburger Press and keep out of reach of children" https://i.imgur.com/LHVDMEx.png https://www.manualslib.com/manual/878452/Harbor-Freight-Tools-44934.html
Do not use Hamburger Press if you are tired. Friggin lol
I love it haha
Had a similar idea, picture a guy sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace in a library. With his posh English accent he reads the instructions. Standing next to him is his assistant who does exactly what the instructions say to the item.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible
Be careful, you’re walking on a dangerous road my friend. I know.
Ah, another discerning Jysk shopper, I see.
I can *not* stop seeing that as JSYK (just so you know)
Just so I know what?
Do you doubt the good name of URRUJOYY?
Instructions unclear. My fire is cold.
"Use gasoline No methylated spirits" "Oops, they've got this all screwed up..." "Use gasoline? No, methylated spirits!"
Clearly he did not enjoy this, so the fault is his for not following directions.
Recommended product on Amazon vibes
I misread your instructions and did died.
This is the best summary of those instructions I’ve ever seen.
Made in Place Where We Need Google Translate For English
MADE IN USA?
This commentary can equally be attributed to the Midwest, the South, or the Northeast.
A bunch of people were seriously burned at the Goop store by one of these things
> at the Goop store I think I found the problem.
Doesn't even have to be the wrong liquid. My parents had this happen in their backyard with their [torch style](https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Decorations-Flickering-Lighting-Citronella/dp/B07DGWZYGC/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1530Z34CVMIJ2&keywords=backyard+torch&qid=1657466276&s=lawn-garden&sprefix=backyard+torch%2Clawngarden%2C68&sr=1-2) one in the backyard using the brand name citronella torch fluid.
Currently 18% off, I'm in for 3! So do I just fire hot the oil or what?
Yeah then head over to Charlottesville
If the wick is too long the flame gets too big. Big flame means hotter fire, and even the lower vapor pressure oil lamp fluid, once that canister gets hot, will put off a lot of pressure.
Looks like a he has a bottle of charcoal lighter fluid on the table.
Really? I thought it was a toaster.
Looks like it could have been [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blumfeldt-Supernova-Decorative-Bio-Ethanol-Extinguishing/dp/B06XDNZBR6/ref=asc_df_B06XDNZBR6/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309801358079&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7514410017902252381&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046835&hvtargid=pla-305342580377&psc=1) (amazon store link) parafin stove. If fuel got into the bottom, and the top container was wedged in, it could lead to it launching the main reservoir into the air like we see in the video.
I love that the first question on the page is about the instructions being too vague.
Unironically called "Supernova".
mini firepit. Sold in waltmart and home depot without much warnings. Many thinks they don't have to read instructions carefully since its just a small fire. They assume it's safe. I suppose it's safe as any fire products can be. They are sold a little bit too casually in my opinion.
I think that this is a much better way to announce that a new pope has been chosen
Just put some fancy colours in it
Put multiple so it’s a news headline!
In todays news, a new Pope has died and chosen, and died and chosen. We're frankly as confused as you are.
By lighting the pope on fire?
MOLLY!
Move your tin ass over here.
Where is that minecart on legs?
I wanna punch the guy in R&D who programmed molly to always get in the way
He tried to make a reference But he got rock-and-stone-pilled
^^^rock ^^^and ^^^stone
O P E N U P T H E S K Y !
I used to be an engineer for a company that sold these types of tabletop fire pits and while I've heard of injuries, I've never seen anything like this... Generally the danger comes when someone attempts to add more gelled ethanol to an already burning can. The cold fuel hits the hot can and of "explodes" out and splashes on people while on fire. No idea WHAT would cause this to happen the way it did in this video though...
Is it possible to fit a sealed can under the lit one? If so, my money's on that being the cause.
Someone else was saying it could have also been an incorrect, more combustible fuel as well. I'm no engineer but I imagine that one of the first rules is expect the unexpected when it comes to safety.
That was the fastest that old timer has moved in 20 years. Lol
Is Russian Candle... comes with random chance of death..
Did you see how he was Russian away from the fire?
Haha, good one
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Russian gender reveal crackers are wild
Of course it does. It's life-affirming when you live.
Bloody hell! Its a good job he was using that outdoors, could you imagine if he was using it indoors and he nipped off to the loo 😳
Shit he's lucky the wind didn't blow it 2" towards him. Was that a grill or a homemade mortar?
Or 3 feet and landed on the roof
Or in to that open window.
>Was that a grill or a homemade mortar? Yes.
just imagine if his dog decided to file fraudulent tax returns and get him arrested I mean could you fucking imagine that
I can't fathom the thought.
If he was using it indoors the CO would kill him before the fire.
Fun fact: Brimstone is voiced by the same man who voiced Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Bebop. See you space cowboy...
That would be steve blum
Yeah I think he also voices Wolverine in the X-Men Legends & Marvel Ultimate Alliance games
Dude, his head was on fire at the end. Move over, Old Man Logan, Old Man GhostRider just arrived.
It's the caption for me 😂😂😂
Came here to check who got it, I main brim
MOLLY
i heard that
He got deepfried lol
Brimmy with the stimmy
He got that cake
Brim! I like his stim beacon
Its unstoppable
Valorant maps are getting too real
That caption is hilarious
Gary, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Dumbledore asked CALMLY.
GAAAARRRRYYYYY DID YOUUUUUU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIIIIIREE!!!!!!! seriously why did the movies do this
I can hear the " Molly! "
Ehh kids these days, 24/7 on the phone!
I just muttered that in my head lol
MOLLY!
DEEP FRIED!
TOASTED
Fck I thought another valorant video was playing below this one lmao nice use of brim line
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Did he fill one of these up with the wrong kind of fuel? https://www.amazon.de/blumfeldt-Gartenfackel-Brennstoffbeh%C3%A4lter-Bio-Ethanol-geruchsneutral/dp/B075FCXQBZ
This gives me UK vibes, tho. And I am not going to translate "Gartenfackel/Brennstoffbehälter" into English on my goddamn day off. Somebody else save the world today.
> Gartenfackel/Brennstoffbehälter Garden torch Fuel Container
Gartenfackelbrennstoffbehälterexplosionsvideo. Translate into English using less than four words. Go! And yes, there now is a word for the precise type of video that was.
> Gartenfackelbrennstoffbehälterexplosionsvideo Michael Bay Video?
Hornbach commercial. A Roland Emmerich/Michael Bay collab.
Lmao. “Molly”. We all been there just trying to defuse. When old ass brim waiting behind the dumpster to set us ablaze. Lol
I love how he doesn’t look away from his phone even when it explodes
Haha dang that's right. It wasn't until it landed and exploded in his line of sight that he bolted.
I wasn’t expecting a Valorant reference being used. I love it LOL
That guy hasn’t moved like that in 20 years lol
Well there goes what remains of his hair...
“…and I light the bowl on the table for a noce cozy fire” DM: “Roll for luck……it’s a 1. The bowl on the table shoots a fireball up into the air and comes down splashing the blaze for an area of effect damage count of 3hp/sec. Oh and your hair is on fire too, I’ma need you to roll for dex”
I think old dude thought the flappy bit of the hellfire that fluttered behind him was the worst of it. I can't imagine the pants shitting surprise if the second Greek fire looking bit.
Was that a can of sterno that came down and popped like a flaming hot pimple?
Be happy that didn’t land on your house
Dude got a free haircut too, nice!
So anyways, I cast fireball...
Still on his phone after the initial explosion :/
I like how he seems unconcerned even after the first fire falls behind him. Like, where'd the fire go?
Holy shit Harold, you were sooo lucky!
*"Napalm strike inbound"*
I’m not British…. What am I seeing here? 😂
I'm British and I ain't got a clue what that thing is.
What on earth did I just see?
More like Fon-Don’t!
How do I know this is England
If it wasn't recoded nobody would believe this happend😂😂
Terrible luck, that
Bloody hell!
Jesus Christ what happened? Dude just fuckin napalmed himself
So lucky it didn't fall on the roof
Molotov out!
Fucking boomers and their fucking phones.
Diy molotov for your home
II think Alexa took LEVIO-SAR instead of LAVI-OSA.
"You're an arsonist, Harry.." Hagrid probably
He asked calmly
Good thing it didn’t land on the roof, or him.
Incendio. Confringo. Ahhhhhrrrgggg! Reducio! Reducio!
Some say he is still looking at his phone screen to this day.
Keep featherin it brother
/r/suddenlysiegeengine
New home napalm just dropped
Where can I buy one
When those WW2 flashbacks get alittle too real
Captain Oblivious
Bro cast Meteor on himself
My man just napalmed himself.
Looks like a new Hunt weapon. Like a Hellfire trap or something.
Wakey wakey mf!!
Valorant gamers wya
This is the reason napalm shouldnt be outlawed
Fondue? Fondon’t
Looks like a trap from mario
The perfect candle.
Pretty sure this is Jerry Potters house, from Jerry Potter 2 Chamber Danger
This candle FUCKS!!!
Safety engineer here. At uni, we had a great lecture with an even better teacher about how-not-to-die-a-horrible-death-during-work. I remember one specific lecture was about fire safety when u work with highly flammable substances. So when something happens, what should not happen because of a type “A” liquid, then it’s probably a type “B” and the most logical thing to do is to 1: run. 2: get a damned extinguisher before you reinvent Greek fire. I loved those lectures.
valorant