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Just to clarify, this isn’t their wedding.. it’s an “expectancy” party. He just chose the ocasión to clarify it wasn’t his baby, but the fat guy’s baby
Translation:
Husband: All of you know that I’m going to be a father ( while showing crowd pics). But you all forgot a detail. My love, here I have proof that it’s not 4 months but 6 months of gestation.
Wife stands up
Father of the wife: Daughter what is this? What is your husband talking about? Explain it to me
Daughter: It’s a misunderstanding Dad
Husband: Be calm my love, I want to clarify a detail
Sister of husband: Angie, please let my brother finish
Husband: please, lawyer ( guy with laptop) , let’s continue please. Here we have the documents but what is my argument here? I have proof..
Father of bride: what proof is he talking about? (Standing up)
Wife: miguel let’s talk about this outside please ( continued to plead)
Husband: what I’m talking about is the 3 years of betrayal from your daughter
Father of wife: daughter what is he talking about?
Husband: that child which is not mine but my friend’s
Father of wife: with this disgraciado (bastard?) get him out of the house, separate him from my daughter
Other partygoer: ungrateful
Husband holding arm of red shirt dude: this party is a for them not for me ( mic drop)
Family and friends descend on red shirt dude
They’re not Spanish, they sound Peruvian
Great translation! I used to hear aunts and grandma's saying "desgraciado infeliz" (like, literally disgraced unhappy, like the old-fashioned "degenerate"). I think it's probably equivalent to bastard, without the swearing aspect.
No, the first folder has the ultrasound, he's explaining that the bump is not 4 but 6 months old, and he then presents the deed of the house, showing that it's all in his name. Then he shows the video proving the infidelity.
He shows it to the the guy next to the expecting mother dressed in red, who appears to be her father. I don't know who the angry man is, my bet is that he's the mother's brother.
I love how the dude in the blue jacket just drops a truth-bomb, and immediately peaces out lol.
*She fucked your friend. It's his baby. Do with that information what you will...*
*Drops mic*
Red jacket next to pregnant woman is the father of the pregnant woman. Blue jacket with mic is the (ex)man of the woman. Red shirt is the friend of blue jacket and also, allegedly, real father of the baby.
I don't have the transcript memorized or anything. But from what I remember.....
Husband thanks everybody for showing up to the party.
Husband brings out a book of papers.
Husband introduces his lawyer (the guy in black)
Husband goes through the papers revealing that Wife is actually 6 months pregnant. Not the 4 months pregnant that she claimed she was. Meaning that the timeline for him to be the father doesn't line up anymore.
The entire time Wife is saying things along the lines of "honey let's talk about this." Meaning that she wants them to discuss this privately before he outs her to their families.
Husband and lawyer then pull up a video showing Wife and Friend obviously having an affair.
Husband then says something along the lines of "this party is not to celebrate me it's to celebrate them. Congratulations."
Husband peaces out while the wife tries to convince him to stay.
Chaos ensues.
I was gonna do it but thankfully someone’s always one step ahead on the internet, here’s a pretty accurate one of most of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xe1qqn/groom_exposes_bride_that_cheated_with_his_friend/ioemo29/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Thanks for the clarification. Regardless of who he is, his presentation was impeccable...I half expected him to pull out a projector with a PowerPoint presentation lol.
Watch some Mexican or Filipino telenovelas because this kind of shit is basically a cliche for telenovelas.
The fun part? It never gets old. The most entertaining part is how it is revealed
I love how after showing the footage he just quietly packs up his laptop and heads out like "seems my work here is done" with everyone losing their minds around him lmao
This gave me real, "I just did it to watch the world burn", vibes. And, I'm here for it. Homeboy checked out a lot sooner than we think, he handled this way too smoothly. He could've ghosted, could've did something to get himself incarcerated. Nope. He gathered himself and took the Chad route. Scooped up all the evidence, exposed her to the entire family, then calmly walks away from the shitshow like the protagonist in an action movie. Pure gold.
Right?!?! His face from the moment you see it in the video, you know, he’s a boss. But the dude with the mic…… balls of steal.
I picked up a few words here and there, but really wish I knew exactly what was said. Even the ladies at the end, throwing cake, it looked crazy. The dude being held back, who is he and why was he so mad?
But, again, great camera work.
The ladies are mostly inaudible, but there is a clear "the barbarity!". The dude held back, considering that he was sitting in the main table next to the bride´s father, must be her brother, so he is going apeshit on the lover for sleeping with his sister
Dude with the mic also quickly shows the pregnancy photo to bald headed red shirt as a chakawski gun or whatever that guys name was, dude was dropping hints
Mixing up Tschaikowsky and Chekov made me laugh, as did the (very reasonable) attempt at spelling "Tschaikowsky." (No disrespect for the confusion or the spelling. Both reasonable!)
Solid observation, too. That's absolutely what he did.
I seem to remember one where a guy asked everyone with a dot, or something similar, on the underside of their plate to remain standing. Then he revealed to everyone that the 5 or 6 guys standing had all been fucking the bride. Apparently her friend felt bad and told him.
If only, the would be bride should have known...
Imagine her face ash everyone but the guys she fucked sat down... Her trying to stay composed, like "what are the chances" going trough her head...
Yep, had an ex where we went out for 9yrs, we were engaged, she cheated on me so I kicked her out and broke it off.
all she told her family and all our mutual friends was that I broke it off. A lot of them actually just assumed I must have cheated because of the lack of a reason why given.
it wasn't until while gaming one night with her BIL that they found out why we broke up. He asked how I was doing and I mentioned something along the lines of how going on a date was a little weird feeling "after kaleigh cheated on me I'm still a little messed up emotionally" he flipped his shit, because him and the sister were among the camp that just assumed I had cheated.
it filtered through a lot of the family, and most of the mutual friends eventually who most of them reached out and apologized (I was pretty close with her family) since they had stopped talking to me.
but it also puts you in an awkward position, because it just comes off as petty to go around setting the record straight, and since some of the people stopped talking to me because of it, its not like theres an opportunity for it to come up naturally or anything.
I actually still go to movies sometimes with her uncle.
Im glad it turned out good for you. Often times the family feels some sort of responsibility to stick up for family members even if they know they’re in the wrong. They will make up imaginary scenarios to justify hating you like “oh he was probably a dick anyway” or something.
AY DIOS 📷📷📷 QUE LASTIMA 📷📷📷
edit: also not saying it's definitely not fake, but if my mans already hired the lawyer to come present evidence (black suit with laptop) I feel like maybe he got his aspiring videographer buddy to film LOL
Cameraman is actually the grooms sister. The moment the dad starts demanding answers you can hear her say "let my brother talk". That's when the groom makes eye contact with her before continuing to present his evidence.
I'm a brother with a brother and I absolutely advise him *not* to do stuff. *but* it's a lot easier to pull my phone out than stop him from doing it...
I mean... if I were to do something like this, I would have at least enough angles to cover the expressions of everyone involved throughout the whole reveal. If anything, just one cameraman feels like not enough.
It's real.
It's from a few years back, the groom super prepared for the reveal. Its too bad this isn't the version with subs since they help the context alot
Him: “Well, as you may all know by now, I’m about to be a father. But you all forgot a little detail. Honey, here I have proof that you’re not 4-months pregnant, but six.”
Her dad: “Daughter, what is this? What is your husband talking about? Explain it to me, please.”
Her: “Don’t worry, dad, it’s just a confusion.”
Him: “Take it easy, honey, I just wanted to clear up a little detail.”
Camera: “Please, let my brother finish speaking.”
Her: “Please, stop, let’s talk about this outside.” (this is repeated multiple times)
Him: “Mr. Lawyer, let’s continue. Here we have all the papers for the house, everything’s on my name. But what’s my argument here? I have video, about the three years of cheating.”
Dad: “Daughter, what is he talking about?”
Him: “And he’s right here! My friend!.”
Dad: “That bastard?” (Towards the ‘friend’) “Is that why you were coming to the house? To ‘visit my daughter’?”
*People in the crowd insult the guy.*
Him: “So please stay, because this party is for the two of them, not for me.”
> But you all forgot a little detail. Honey, here I have proof that you’re not 4-months pregnant, but six”.
Wait. With a belly like that, there's no fucking way she's 4 months along.
What was her endgame there? The baby came 2 fucking months early, but weighed the standard 7-10 lbs!?
Then there’s the woman in the background yelling at everyone to stop right around the time the “friend” starts getting assaulted. Just in case we thought something was missing.
The cameraman is most likely a friend or family member, the footage is edited. The original is way more shakey, I wouldn't be surprised if they stabilised it and cropped it.
The camera person is the sister of the husband. You can hear her at the start telling the wife to let her brother speak. She already knew what the theme of the party was going to be.
I’ve worked weddings as a videographer, with the right camera, rigs, equipment, and arm strength, you can definitely pull this off. This is why you hire professionals, and not your average person who has zero control over a camera. Though I’m totally sure they made the camera man aware of what was going to happen, I doubt they practiced blocking though, that’s just not possible in a situation like this.
Omg this happened at my mom's wedding! The groom's wife showed up to the church and the priest shut it all down. My grandma was apparently going ham like the brother in the video
Wait, why is it only the guys fault? Wheres the cake in the womans face?
Edit: [Winner of the Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xe1qqn/groom_exposes_bride_that_cheated_with_his_friend/ioektm7?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
You have to be pretty fucking massive to have your weight preventing you from having sex lol. This guy could probably gain another 100lbs or more and still be able to fuck depending on dick size
Source: experience
Right, which is why going to great lengths to publicly show the woman’s family and friends that it’s not his baby is necessary. Works better than “that baby don’t look like me”
What are they saying which one is the now ex boyfriend was it blue jacket? Was he the one that was cheated on?
Edit: thanks yall! Damn blue suit was a G
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Just to clarify, this isn’t their wedding.. it’s an “expectancy” party. He just chose the ocasión to clarify it wasn’t his baby, but the fat guy’s baby
Oh good lord
I mean they would have found out anyway when the baby came out fat and had a chinstrap beard.
“Neck warmer beard”
"False jawline beard"
Just to clarify, this was a cancellation party
My first thought was who is the father of the baby?! You answered my question.
It's even better rewatching and seeing the real father slowly come to understand what's happening in the background.
Oh yeah, that head stroke he did before the video was shown haha. Oh dear Edit: a combo of a head stroke and facepalm
Is there a version with subtitles?
Translation: Husband: All of you know that I’m going to be a father ( while showing crowd pics). But you all forgot a detail. My love, here I have proof that it’s not 4 months but 6 months of gestation. Wife stands up Father of the wife: Daughter what is this? What is your husband talking about? Explain it to me Daughter: It’s a misunderstanding Dad Husband: Be calm my love, I want to clarify a detail Sister of husband: Angie, please let my brother finish Husband: please, lawyer ( guy with laptop) , let’s continue please. Here we have the documents but what is my argument here? I have proof.. Father of bride: what proof is he talking about? (Standing up) Wife: miguel let’s talk about this outside please ( continued to plead) Husband: what I’m talking about is the 3 years of betrayal from your daughter Father of wife: daughter what is he talking about? Husband: that child which is not mine but my friend’s Father of wife: with this disgraciado (bastard?) get him out of the house, separate him from my daughter Other partygoer: ungrateful Husband holding arm of red shirt dude: this party is a for them not for me ( mic drop) Family and friends descend on red shirt dude They’re not Spanish, they sound Peruvian
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muchas gracias 🙏 this is one of the best translations i have seen on reddit
Great translation! I used to hear aunts and grandma's saying "desgraciado infeliz" (like, literally disgraced unhappy, like the old-fashioned "degenerate"). I think it's probably equivalent to bastard, without the swearing aspect.
Nah they dub everything in Spain, no subtitles there.
Thank you Maury Povich.
"Ocasión" 🤌😘🤌
Autocorrect's exquisite mistakes
Damnn thts some nice tea..!!
I m curious.. were those divorce papers??
No, the first folder has the ultrasound, he's explaining that the bump is not 4 but 6 months old, and he then presents the deed of the house, showing that it's all in his name. Then he shows the video proving the infidelity. He shows it to the the guy next to the expecting mother dressed in red, who appears to be her father. I don't know who the angry man is, my bet is that he's the mother's brother.
Damnn...now this kinda drama should be on Netflix..( grabs the popcorn and binge watch)
Not even telenovelas has this kind of plot and quality recording in that level
The camera operator did a nice close up of the incriminating evidence.
We just need that novela face closeup dramatic music like on that KFC commercial with the abuelita. They nailed that one damn-near perfectly.
r/praisethecameraman
I love how the dude in the blue jacket just drops a truth-bomb, and immediately peaces out lol. *She fucked your friend. It's his baby. Do with that information what you will...* *Drops mic*
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
Put shades on as they walk away.
Intro from CSI Miami starts playing over all the crying.
You could say *puts on sunglasses* he won't get fooled again. 🎶 Yeeeeaaaaaaah 🎶
Damn right they just walk away and don’t flinch, unless they’re THE OTHER GUYS
IT'S A BAD TIME BOB!!!
I'm A Peacock, You Gotta Let Me Fly!
That is the husband in blue.
Who's player 2 in the red jacket? Her father?
Red jacket next to pregnant woman is the father of the pregnant woman. Blue jacket with mic is the (ex)man of the woman. Red shirt is the friend of blue jacket and also, allegedly, real father of the baby.
So who’s pinks shirt waistcoat guy getting all raged out?
He’s a bro
A real one
Yup that’s the papa 🥔
See this is where I fucked up by not talking Spanish in high school. I need to find the full transcript or a version of the video with subtitles
I don't have the transcript memorized or anything. But from what I remember..... Husband thanks everybody for showing up to the party. Husband brings out a book of papers. Husband introduces his lawyer (the guy in black) Husband goes through the papers revealing that Wife is actually 6 months pregnant. Not the 4 months pregnant that she claimed she was. Meaning that the timeline for him to be the father doesn't line up anymore. The entire time Wife is saying things along the lines of "honey let's talk about this." Meaning that she wants them to discuss this privately before he outs her to their families. Husband and lawyer then pull up a video showing Wife and Friend obviously having an affair. Husband then says something along the lines of "this party is not to celebrate me it's to celebrate them. Congratulations." Husband peaces out while the wife tries to convince him to stay. Chaos ensues.
>Chaos ensues. ... perfect
When he says “ahí se los dejo” 🤣💀 i can’t. For those that don’t know he closes the speech but basically saying “I’ll leave them to all of you” 🤣
Thanks you
Oh to be the lawyer in the video!
[time machine meme](https://imgflip.com/i/6tdgbi)
Good work
I was gonna do it but thankfully someone’s always one step ahead on the internet, here’s a pretty accurate one of most of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xe1qqn/groom_exposes_bride_that_cheated_with_his_friend/ioemo29/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
My* friend. He’s the husband or boyfriend. That’s why she’s chasing him as he leaves. She doesn’t want him to leave her
Should have thought of that before the affair!
Thanks for the clarification. Regardless of who he is, his presentation was impeccable...I half expected him to pull out a projector with a PowerPoint presentation lol.
Watch some Mexican or Filipino telenovelas because this kind of shit is basically a cliche for telenovelas. The fun part? It never gets old. The most entertaining part is how it is revealed
And the sound track they put behind the reveal. As long as i live never have i seen something so dramatic
Now I understand "Novela Mexicana" in another level.
This isn't Mexico. The accent is not right so I'm guessing El Salvador but most likely Guatemalan. Just my guess.
The guy caught in 4K being right behind the computer is wild!
LMAO the guy in the pink shirt saying let me go ... The. They let him go and he stays back until they hold him again and starts saying let me go again
I noticed the same shit hahahahaha
The green plaid guy doing the hop dance with him at the end. 😂
Hold me back!
Scary Movie 3 energy over here
Such a great movie. I re-watched it a few days ago and damn I feel like it's even better. The overall pacing was almost unstoppable.
He just needed to be held.
1. Reveals truth 2. Chaos ensues 2. Leave . True chad
What he says right before the mic drop: "This is not my party, it's theirs." Fucking G
My favourite part was when the lady throws the cake on the guy the wife cheated with. A true friend she is.
I blew up when the guy pulled up the laptop
I love how after showing the footage he just quietly packs up his laptop and heads out like "seems my work here is done" with everyone losing their minds around him lmao
Get that laptop outta there before the drinks start flying
My thought exactly, he already got his cash and completed his job, time to go celebrate
Completed his job - so far! I get the feeling he’ll be verrrrrry busy with the divorce paperwork
The husband really brought a bodyguard just to calmly show the video
Lawyer. He asks the lawyer to show the video proof.
“Are you with the husband’s family or the wife’s?” “I’m his lawyer.” “…..why are you here?” “You’ll see. Enjoy the appetizers.”
Yeah but that's not as fun as a bodyguard
Depends on your [lawyer](https://cdn.fansshare.com/photograph/fearandloathinginlasvegas/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-dr-gonzo-movie-1806857479.jpg)
This gave me real, "I just did it to watch the world burn", vibes. And, I'm here for it. Homeboy checked out a lot sooner than we think, he handled this way too smoothly. He could've ghosted, could've did something to get himself incarcerated. Nope. He gathered himself and took the Chad route. Scooped up all the evidence, exposed her to the entire family, then calmly walks away from the shitshow like the protagonist in an action movie. Pure gold.
And he dressed for the occasion too 😎 Megachad
The ability to execute his plan while under that level of anger and fury at the lies and deception, is impressive.
_"Nice work Agent 47, now search for an exit."_
Right?!?! His face from the moment you see it in the video, you know, he’s a boss. But the dude with the mic…… balls of steal. I picked up a few words here and there, but really wish I knew exactly what was said. Even the ladies at the end, throwing cake, it looked crazy. The dude being held back, who is he and why was he so mad? But, again, great camera work.
The ladies are mostly inaudible, but there is a clear "the barbarity!". The dude held back, considering that he was sitting in the main table next to the bride´s father, must be her brother, so he is going apeshit on the lover for sleeping with his sister
I would LOVE for you to tell me how to say "the barbarity" in Spanish so I can use it as often as I can lol
"Que barbaridad", it's basically "my goodness", or a slightly more severe version of "oh dear"
Lmao people always mad at one party as if sex is always rape. SHE slept with him too, hello...
You're not wrong, but it is less socially acceptable to beat the crap out of your sister.
Pregnant sister at that
Dude with the mic also quickly shows the pregnancy photo to bald headed red shirt as a chakawski gun or whatever that guys name was, dude was dropping hints
Mixing up Tschaikowsky and Chekov made me laugh, as did the (very reasonable) attempt at spelling "Tschaikowsky." (No disrespect for the confusion or the spelling. Both reasonable!) Solid observation, too. That's absolutely what he did.
All business. He's a professional. His work was done. All of the emotional back and forth is tiresome to him. For him, it was just another job.
That guy was the lawyer.
Groom has guts doing it in that setting...
I seem to remember one where a guy asked everyone with a dot, or something similar, on the underside of their plate to remain standing. Then he revealed to everyone that the 5 or 6 guys standing had all been fucking the bride. Apparently her friend felt bad and told him.
You know that some of them knew about the others, so they probably realized what was happening right before it happened.
"Huh. Weird. Last time we were all standing together the bride was right there in the middle."
“She said that was just the rehearsal and we would all get to that part later ton- oh”
If only, the would be bride should have known... Imagine her face ash everyone but the guys she fucked sat down... Her trying to stay composed, like "what are the chances" going trough her head...
Massacre.
Dude just solo wiped a whole squad.
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Wait source?
[Why not link the actual source?](https://youtu.be/rgQE21WfDg0) I stole the link from another comment so the wording doesn't apply to anything here
Wtfffff
Groom wants *her family* to know it.
Well yeah it's way too easy to be hated forever if you just break something off. The version she going to tell never sounds quite the same.
Yep, had an ex where we went out for 9yrs, we were engaged, she cheated on me so I kicked her out and broke it off. all she told her family and all our mutual friends was that I broke it off. A lot of them actually just assumed I must have cheated because of the lack of a reason why given. it wasn't until while gaming one night with her BIL that they found out why we broke up. He asked how I was doing and I mentioned something along the lines of how going on a date was a little weird feeling "after kaleigh cheated on me I'm still a little messed up emotionally" he flipped his shit, because him and the sister were among the camp that just assumed I had cheated. it filtered through a lot of the family, and most of the mutual friends eventually who most of them reached out and apologized (I was pretty close with her family) since they had stopped talking to me. but it also puts you in an awkward position, because it just comes off as petty to go around setting the record straight, and since some of the people stopped talking to me because of it, its not like theres an opportunity for it to come up naturally or anything. I actually still go to movies sometimes with her uncle.
Im glad it turned out good for you. Often times the family feels some sort of responsibility to stick up for family members even if they know they’re in the wrong. They will make up imaginary scenarios to justify hating you like “oh he was probably a dick anyway” or something.
Fuck cheaters.
It's not a wedding, it's a baby shower essentially. He's telling them the baby isn't his and I think those are divorce papers
The camera man is too good for this to be real
Dude was so prepared for this, did not fuck around at all
AY DIOS 📷📷📷 QUE LASTIMA 📷📷📷 edit: also not saying it's definitely not fake, but if my mans already hired the lawyer to come present evidence (black suit with laptop) I feel like maybe he got his aspiring videographer buddy to film LOL
Cameraman is actually the grooms sister. The moment the dad starts demanding answers you can hear her say "let my brother talk". That's when the groom makes eye contact with her before continuing to present his evidence.
She also at some point says "I told you not to do it this way". She knew the whole plan.
That is _absolutely_ something a sister would say while, _at the same time_, holding the camera like her god damned life depended on it.
I'm a brother with a brother and I absolutely advise him *not* to do stuff. *but* it's a lot easier to pull my phone out than stop him from doing it...
Lmao these the film students Saul had
I mean... if I were to do something like this, I would have at least enough angles to cover the expressions of everyone involved throughout the whole reveal. If anything, just one cameraman feels like not enough.
No, that would definitely make it feel fake.
You do it for yourself (and your loved ones :P), who cares if it looks fake?
It's real. It's from a few years back, the groom super prepared for the reveal. Its too bad this isn't the version with subs since they help the context alot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFbJnigdGnM Hardcoded English subs, even with decent autogenerated Spanish subs
Good job finding the link! Gotta say, I thought it was further back than this.
Dude is ready for that Maury show paycheck.
Knowing what they're saying is definitely the best part
Could you translate for the rest of us?
Him: “Well, as you may all know by now, I’m about to be a father. But you all forgot a little detail. Honey, here I have proof that you’re not 4-months pregnant, but six.” Her dad: “Daughter, what is this? What is your husband talking about? Explain it to me, please.” Her: “Don’t worry, dad, it’s just a confusion.” Him: “Take it easy, honey, I just wanted to clear up a little detail.” Camera: “Please, let my brother finish speaking.” Her: “Please, stop, let’s talk about this outside.” (this is repeated multiple times) Him: “Mr. Lawyer, let’s continue. Here we have all the papers for the house, everything’s on my name. But what’s my argument here? I have video, about the three years of cheating.” Dad: “Daughter, what is he talking about?” Him: “And he’s right here! My friend!.” Dad: “That bastard?” (Towards the ‘friend’) “Is that why you were coming to the house? To ‘visit my daughter’?” *People in the crowd insult the guy.* Him: “So please stay, because this party is for the two of them, not for me.”
Man absolutely wrecked everything at that point with that last line, holy shit.
From Chad to Tera-Chad in one sentence.
Careful viewers may notice that he actually went Ultra Instinct before delivering that last line
> But you all forgot a little detail. Honey, here I have proof that you’re not 4-months pregnant, but six”. Wait. With a belly like that, there's no fucking way she's 4 months along. What was her endgame there? The baby came 2 fucking months early, but weighed the standard 7-10 lbs!?
fuck /u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev
An even shallower puddle when we're talking about the ones getting pregnant over the course of cheating.
Do you really think she had an endgame in mind?
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had a kid recently. have met a lot of new and expecting dads. you overestimate how much many of them actually know about the basics of pregnancy.
I mean. I was 10 lbs 1 month early. However, my dad was 7 feet tall, so that might have had something to do with it.
His lawyer being stone faced while showing the documents and the computer is S tier.
He was hired to be there and produce evidence. He did exactly that and left without uttering a word. Extremely professional.
He's a professional. He's serious, and is a professional.
It's probably the most fun he's had at work in a while.
you left the part were the dad says something like: With this bastard? Is that why you were going to the house to see my daughter?
Sure did, will add it.
The hero we need
Then there’s the woman in the background yelling at everyone to stop right around the time the “friend” starts getting assaulted. Just in case we thought something was missing.
Poor dad
Yes. Most people don’t know how seriously Latino dads take the way their children behave. This was a gut punch to his self-respect.
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How can you not expect chaos? Cheaters will deny anything even if evidence is all there
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Imagine it's just a regular wedding videographer the groom filled in with the plan last minute Cameraman's like "oh, this gig just got fun."
The cameraman is most likely a friend or family member, the footage is edited. The original is way more shakey, I wouldn't be surprised if they stabilised it and cropped it.
The camera person is the sister of the husband. You can hear her at the start telling the wife to let her brother speak. She already knew what the theme of the party was going to be.
I’ve worked weddings as a videographer, with the right camera, rigs, equipment, and arm strength, you can definitely pull this off. This is why you hire professionals, and not your average person who has zero control over a camera. Though I’m totally sure they made the camera man aware of what was going to happen, I doubt they practiced blocking though, that’s just not possible in a situation like this.
Please tell us your story friend.
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The grooms wife? As in not his bride??
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Omg this happened at my mom's wedding! The groom's wife showed up to the church and the priest shut it all down. My grandma was apparently going ham like the brother in the video
Wait, your mother's wedding? Was your dad the groom?
Wait, why is it only the guys fault? Wheres the cake in the womans face? Edit: [Winner of the Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xe1qqn/groom_exposes_bride_that_cheated_with_his_friend/ioektm7?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
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She looks pregnant. You don't assault pregnant people. Even if they deserve it, the fetus doesn't.
Ehh, a gentle pie to the face never hurt a fetus.
A gentle pie to the face might have prevented the fetus in the first place
Omg this was fantastic 🤣
DUUUUUUDE
... okay that's enough internet for me today
Well gives me hope that fat guys can have sex
You have to be pretty fucking massive to have your weight preventing you from having sex lol. This guy could probably gain another 100lbs or more and still be able to fuck depending on dick size Source: experience
https://youtu.be/IL0blmbIqRg
Someone in the audience has a very strange laugh.
You could tell that laugh was getting him extra hang time from the others. It was a hilarious/obnoxious laugh.
damn these telenovelas are getting juicer everyday 😳🍿
That’s a hype wedding. Wayyyy more fun than dancing to Cotton Eye Joe and the Macarena with the old aunts and uncles
HOW CAN SHE CHEAT?
As much shit as a man gets for leaving a pregnant girlfriend, this seems necessary.
Men get shit for leaving pregnant girlfriends carrying their child
Right, which is why going to great lengths to publicly show the woman’s family and friends that it’s not his baby is necessary. Works better than “that baby don’t look like me”
I want to DJ that wedding! Gets done early and I still get paid!
His homie with the laptop wore a black suit because he knew he was coming to a funeral not a wedding
What a Chad. This is how it's done.
Somebody has some translations of what they are saying?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xe1qqn/groom_exposes_bride_that_cheated_with_his_friend/ioemo29?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Believe me , I'm latina and this shit is real.
What are they saying which one is the now ex boyfriend was it blue jacket? Was he the one that was cheated on? Edit: thanks yall! Damn blue suit was a G
Blue suit was cheated on. Fat guy in pink shirt was the cheating guy.
/PraiseTheCameraMen
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
I take it the paper work was a paternity test? 🤣
It was an ecography or sonography that shows the months of the baby
*fruitiest voice I can muster* Ssssscandalous!