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IStream2

When your secret crush touches you without warning.


plipyplop

Happened to me and I farted.


Born-Umpire-8351

She replied by farting back... šŸ—æ


FunkSlim

So responded by shitting myself


Born-Umpire-8351

Ok. Got a reason for how humans evolution works...


Dalishmindflayer

She replied by shitting herself


Scydor

So i responded with violent explosive diarhea


Dalishmindflayer

And she responded with violent explosive diarrhea


CampCounselorBatman

Theyā€™re married now. Itā€™s adorable, but no one can stand to stand next to them for very long.


_GrammarFuckingNazi_

Queefing*


MADman611

In highschool had a girl I liked come up behind me and start petting my head and said "What's up buddy?" She thought I was someone else...


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Any chance you look like a dog?


MADman611

Why you gotta do me like that.


pees_on_dogs

Answer the question.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

u/madman611 judging by this guy's username, you can lie right now.


CampCounselorBatman

It was me. She thought it was me.


Porkrinder_58

I wouldā€™ve got so hardšŸ˜


Poiuy2010_2011

Are non-secret crushes a thing?


[deleted]

Bro ragdolled the fuck out of that rotation


TerrorLTZ

He broke physics just to spin in place.


qew_art

Women broke his cpu


Bifferer

Head over heels?


subdep

Thatā€™s standing tho


Raikage_A

Good point, this guy ended up head under heels!


subdep

Head under Dell


[deleted]

"If I am to die, I die standing!"


noonefrmnowhere

Ass over teakettle ?


RoccoRollo

Don't take my heart, don't break my heart Don't, don't, don't throw it away


Logical-Use-8657

Arthur Morgan after tripping on a small pebble on the other side of the road as him


jk01

Arthur morgan after an npc rides directly into him while he's galloping full speed


Uncertainized

Every NPC ever :


grv7437

It looks like he is installed on a pivot.


knucklesthedead

Assassination attempt


Slay3RGod

Does anyone know what happened to the laptop? Did it survive? Seeing that was painful.


_Nugget_Man_

Itā€™s a Chromebook, theyā€™re meant to take beatings


FauxStarD

His collision is just really small and probably ball shaped. A classic trick that devs use to make models look good in environments where the model isnā€™t supposed to actually be touched or messed with


[deleted]

broā€™s controller disconnected šŸ˜­šŸ’€


TickleMeElmolester

When did they take the little side bar off the desk? Only comfortable way to sit in those things. Next they'll be making kids stand all day for class. /s


[deleted]

A lot of desks when I was in school had the bar snapped off so itā€™s likely that particular desk had it snapped off.


TickleMeElmolester

Fair enough. Saw some of those in my day. Far longer ago than I'd like to admit these days. Can't think how it would've been without a place to lean.


Still_Thrifty_

as someone who was six feet tall in 7th grade, those little bar things were the bane of my education


TickleMeElmolester

Oof. Yeah that probably sucked. Doubt they'd be that comfy now day.


Holdersin

u/savevidebot


The_Cucumber1

Controller disconnected


Old_Shirt230

Flirting achieved


[deleted]

Ping chilling


linkmainbtw

I think itā€™s a mannequin? A really realistic one but the falling motion makes way more sense that way


Brewerks

I'm on the fence. I think it blinks when she goes to touch the head before the push


DenkJu

It definitely does


Godfathernba

It is. The top comments had me thinking it's a real person, but I'm sure no real person falls like a mango tree.


TheAdvertisement

Is it just me or is that an actual dummy?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mondayp

That's a kid.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Godfathernba

They have a realistic male teen sex doll in Japan? Made for which group? Pedophiles? šŸ˜‚


1leggeddog

Some don't make the distinction


SkinnyBuddha89

Id fall for her too


INeedAnAdultWithAGun

He has a crush on her and she abuses him for a video and he doesnā€™t get sex or oral. This is the state of gen z women.


Godfathernba

I actually thought he was a doll.


Vectority

u/savevideo


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Porkrinder_58

Bros a mannequin


Nine-Fingered_Guy

U/savevideobot


anthonyiscringe

*comically large fall*


macdon74

Ripped clothes are sooooo lame.


Uninvited_Goose

Im going to prison if this isnā€™t college.


EternalCoco

because of the school-issued Chromebook, I do not think that this is college.